Come and wash mee too, and see that you have Water enough. The Wench, that
was wylie and carefull, came and put the Bason under the Duke, as shee had done to
Don-Quixote, and making haste, they washed and scowred him very well, and lea∣ving
him dry and cleane, making Courtesies, they went away. After, it was known
that the Duke swore that if they had not washed him as well as Don-Quixote, he would
punish them for their lightnesse, which they discreetly made amends for, with soape∣ing
him.
Sancho marked all the Ceremonies of the Lavatorie, and said to himselfe, Lord
(thought he) if it be the custome in this Country to wash the Squires beards, as well as
the Knights? for of my soule and conscience I have neede of it, and if they would, to
run over me with a Rasor too.
What sayest thou to thy selfe Sancho? said the Duchesse. I say Madam quoth hee,
that I have heard that in other Princes Palaces they use to give water to wash mens
hands when the Cloth is taken away, but not Lye to scowre their Beards; and there∣fore
I see 'tis good to live long, to see much; although 'tis said also, that hee that
lives long, suffers much, though to suffer one of these Lavatories, is rather pleasure
then paine.
Take no care Sancho quoth the Duchesse, for Ile make one of my Damozells wash
thee, and if neede bee, lay thee a bucking. For my Beard quoth Sancho, I should bee
glad for the present, for the rest God will provide hereafter. Looke you, Carver,
said the Duchesse, what Sancho desires, doe just as hee would have you. The Car∣ver
answered, that Signior Sancho should bee punctually served, and so hee went
to dinner, and carried Sancho with him, the Dukes and Don-Quixote sitting still, and
conferring in many and severall affaires, but all concerning the practise of Armes and
Knight Errantry.
The Duchess requested Don-Quixote to delineate and describe unto her (since hee
seemed to have a happy Memory) the beauty and feature of the Lady Dulcinea del To∣boso,
for according to Fames Trumpet, she thought that shee must needs bee the fairest
creature in the world, and also of the Mancha.
Don-Quixote sighed at the Duchesses command, and said; If I could take out my
heart, and lay it before your Greatnesses eyes upon this Table in a dish, I would save
my Tongue a labour to tell you that which would not bee imagined: for in my heart,
your Excellency should see her lively depainted; but why should I be put to describe
and delineate exactly, peece for peece, each severall beauty of the peerelesse Dulcinea, a
burden fitter for other backs then mine; an enterprize in which the pensils of Parrasius,
Timantes and Apelles, and the tooles of Lisippus, should indeed be imployed, to paint
and carve her in tables of Marble and Brasse, and Ciceronian and Demosthenian Rhetorick
to praise her.
What meane you by your Demosthenian, Signior Don-Quixote, quoth the Du∣chesse?
Demosthenian Rhethorique (quoth hee) is as much as to say, the Rhethorique
of Demosthenes, as Ciceronian of Cicere, both which were the two greatest Rhethoricians
in the world. 'Tis true quoth the Duke, and you shewed your ignorance in asking that
question; but for all that, Sir Don-Quixote might much deligh us, if hee would paint
her out; for Ile warrant, though it bee but in her first draught, shee will appeare so
well, that the most fair will envy her. I would willingly said he, if misfortune had not
blotted out her Idea, that not long since befell her, which is such, that I may rather be∣waile
it, then describ her; for your Greatnesses shall understand, that as I went here∣tofore
to have kissed her hands, and receive her Benediction, Leave and License, for this
my third sally; I found another manner of one then I looked for, I found her Enchan∣ted,
and turned from a Princesse to a Country-wench, from fair to foule, from an An∣gell
to a Deviil, from sweet to contagious, from well spoken to rustick, from modest to
skittish, from light to darkness, and finally from Dulcinea del Tob••so, to a Peasantess
of Sayago.
Now God defend us quoth the Duke, with a loud voice, who is hee that hath done
so much hurt to the world? Who hath taken away the beautie that cheered it? The