seemes easie and tolerable to mee, who, I know, is more Mad-man then
Knight.
Hereupon (said he of the Wood) it is said; that, All covet, all lose: And now you
talke of mad-men, I thinke, my Master is the greatest in the world, he is one of them
that cries, Hang s••rrow; and that another Knight may recover his wits, hee'l make
himselfe mad, and will seeke after that, which perhaps once found, will tumble him
upon his snowt. And is he amorous haply? Yes (sayd he of the Wood) hee loves
one Casildea de Vandalia, the most raw and most rosted Lady in the world; but she
halts not on that foot of her rawnesse, for other manner of impostures doe grunt in
those entrailes of hers, which ere long will be knowne.
There is no way so plaine (quoth Sancho) that hath not some rubbe, or pit, or
as the Proverbe goes; In some houses they seethe beanes, and in mine whole kettles
full. So madnesse hath more companions, and more needie ones then wisedome. But
if that which is commonly spoken be true, that to have companions in misery is a
lightner of it, you may comfort me, that serve as sottish a Master as I doe. Sottish
but valiant, (answered he of the wood) but more knave then foole or then valiant.
It is not so with my Master, said Sancho: for he is ne're a whit knave; rather he is
as dull as a Beetle, hurts no-body, does good to all, he hath no malice, a childe will
make him beleeve 'tis night at noon day: and for his simplicity, I love him as my heart∣strings,
and cannot finde in my heart to leave him for all his fopperies. For all that,
Brother and friend, (said he of the wood) if the blinde guide the blinde, both will
be in danger to fall into the pit.
'Tis better to retire faire and softly, and returne to our loved homes: for they
that hunt after Adventures, doe not alwaies light upon good Sancho spit often, and
as it seemed, a kinde of glewy and dry matter: which noted by the charitable wooddy
Squire, he said, Me thinkes with our talking our tongues cleave to our roofes: but
I have suppler hangs at the pummel of my horse as good as touch: And rising up, hee
returned presently with a Borracha of Wine, and a bak'd meat at least half a yard long;
and it is no lye; for it was of a perboyled Cony so large that Sancho, when he felt it,
thought it had been of a Goat, and not a Kid: which being seen by Sancho, hee said,
And had yee this with you too Sir? Why, what did yee think (said the other?) Doe
you take me to bee some hungrie Squire? I have better provision at my horses crup∣per
then a Generall carries with him upon a Martch. Sancho fell to without invitation,
and champed his bits in the dark, as if he had scraunched knotted cords, and said, I marry
Sir, you are a true legall Squire, round and sound, royall and liberall (as appears by
your feast) which if it came not hither by way of inchantment, yet it seems so at least,
not like mee unfortune wretch, that only carry in my Wallets a little Cheese, so hard
that you may breake a Gyants head with it, and only some dozens of Saint Iohns Weed
leaves, and some few Wall-nuts and Small-nuts (plentie in the strictnesse of my Master
and the opinion hee hath) and the method hee observes, that Knights Errant must only
bee maintained and susteined only with a little dry fruit and sallets. By my faith Bro∣ther
(replied hee of the Wood) my stomack is not made to your thistles nor your stalks,
nor your mountain-roots: let our Masters deale with their opinions and their Knightly
Statutes, and eate what they will, I have my cold meats, and this bottle hanging at the
pommel of my saddle, will hee or nill hee; which I reverence and love so much, that
a minute passeth not, in which I give it not a thousand kisses and embraces: which said,
he gave it to Sancho, who rearing it on end at his mouth, looked a quarter of an hour
together upon the starres; and when hee had ended his draught hee held his neck on
one side, and fetching a great sigh, cries, Oh whoreson Rascall, how Catholike it is?
I aw yee there (said hee of the wood, in hearing Sancho's whoreson) how you have
praised the wine in calling it whoreson. I say, quoth Sancho, that I confesse I know it is
no dishonour to call any body whoreson, when their is a meaning to praise him. But
tell me Sir, by the remembrance of her you love best, is this wine of Cinidad Reall?
[A place in Spain that hath excellent Wines.] A brave taste, said hee of the wood; it
is no lesse; and it is of some yeers standing too. Let mee alone, said Sancho, you could