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CHAP. IX.
Where is set down as followeth.
MIdnight was neer spnn out when Don-Quixote and Sancho left the Mountaine and entred the Citie: the Town was all husht, and the dwellers were asleep with their leggs stretcht at length (as they say:) The night was brightsome, though Sancho wisht it had been darker, that hee might not see his madnesse: the Doggs in the Town did nothing but barke and thunder in Don-Quixotes eares, and affrighted Sancho's heart: Now and then an Asle braied, Hoggs grunted, Cats mewed, whose different howlings were augmented with the silent night; all which the enamoured Knight held to be ominous; but yet hee spoke to Sancho: Son Sancho (said hee) guide to Dulcinea's Pallace; it may bee wee shall finde her waking. Body of the Sunne (quoth Sancho) to what Palace shall I guide? for where I saw her High∣nesse it was a little house. Belike (quoth Don-Quixote) shee was retired into some corner of her Palace to solace her self in private with her Damzels, as great Ladies and Princesses use to doe. Sir (quoth Sancho) since, whether I will or no, you will have my Mistris Dulcinea's house to bee a Pallace; doe you think neverthelesse this to bee a fit time of night to finde the door open in? Doe you think it fit that we bounce that they may hear and let us in, to disquiet the whole Town? are wee going to a Bawdie∣house think yee, like your Whore-Masters that come and call, and enter, at what houre they list, how late soever it bee? First of all, to make one thing sure, let's finde the Pallace (replied Don-Quixote) and then Sancho I'le tell thee what's fit to bee done: and look, Sancho, either my sight fails me, or that great bulk and shadow that wee see is Dulcinea's Palace.
Well, guide on Sir (said Sancho) it may bee it is so, though I'le first see it with my eyes, and feel it with my hands, and beleeve it as much as it is now day. Don-Quixote led on, and having walked about some two hundred paces hee lighted on the bulk that made the shadow, and saw a great Steeple, which hee perceived was not the Pallace, but of the chiefe Church in the Towne. Then said hee, Sancho, wee are come to the Church. I see it very well (quoth Sancho) and I pray God wee come not to our Graves: for it is no good signe to haunt Church-yeards so late, especially since I told you (as I remember) that this Ladies house is in a little Ally without passage through. A pox on thee Block-head (said Don-Quixote) where hast thou ever found, that Kings Houses and Palaces have beene built in such Allies? Sir (quoth Sancho) every Countrey hath their severall fashions: It may bee here in Toboso they build their great buildings thus, and therefore pray Sir give mee leave to looke up and downe the streets or lanes that lye in my way, and it may bee that in some corner I may light upon this Palace (the Divell take it) that thus mocks and misleads us. Speak mannerly Sir (quoth Don-Quixote) of my Mistrisse things, and let's be merry and wise, and cast not the rope after the bucket.
I will forbeare (said Sancho) but how shall I endure, that you will needs have mee be throughly acquainted with a house I never saw but once, and to find it at mid-night being you cannot finde it that have seen it a million of times? Sirrah, I shall grow de∣sperate (quoth Don-Quixote) come hither Heretick. Have not I told thee a thousand times that I never saw the Peerlesse Dulcinea, nor never crossed the thresholds of her Pa∣lace, and that I only am enamoured on her by heare-say, and the great fame of her beau∣ty and discretion? Why now I heare you said Sancho, and since you say, you have never seen her; nor I neither.
That cannot bee (said Don-Quixote) for you told mee at least, that you had seene her winnowing of Wheate, when you brought mee the answere of the Letter