CHAP. III.
Wherein are rehearsed the innumerable Misfortunes which Don-Quixote and his good Squire Sancho suffered in the Inn, which hee, to his harm, thought to be a Castle.
BY this time Don-Quixote was come to himself again, out of his Trance, and with the like lamentable note, as that wherewithall he had called his Squire the day before, when he was overthrown in the vale of the Pack-staves, he called to him, saying, Friend Sancho, art thou a sleep? sleepest thou friend Sancho? What, I a sleep? I renounce my self, quoth Sancho, full of grief and despight, if I think not all the Devills in Hell have been visiting of me here this night •• Thou mayest certainly believe it, replyed Don-Quixote; for either I know very little, or else this Castle is Inchanted. For I let thee to wit; but thou must first swear to keep secret that which I mean to tell thee now, untill after my death. So I swear, quoth Sancho. I say it, quoth Don-Quixote, because I cannot abide to take away any bodies honour. Why, quoth Sancho again, I swear that I will conceale it untill after your Worships dayes; and I pray God that I may discover it to morrow. Have I wrought thee such harm Sancho, replyed the Knight, as thou wouldest desire to see me end so soon? It is not for that Sir, quoth Sancho; but because I cannot abide to keep things long, lest they should rott in my custody.
Let it be for what thou pleasest, said Don-Quixote; for I doe trust greater matters then that to thy love and courtesie. And that I may rehearse it unto thee briefly, know, that a little while since, the Lord of this Castles daughter came unto me, who is the most fair and beautifull Damzell that can be found in a great part of the earth; what could I say unto thee of the orna∣ments of her person? what of her excellent wit? what of other secret things? which that I may preserve the faith due unto my Lady Dulcinea of Toboso, I passe over in silence. I will only tell thee, that Heaven envious of the inestimable good that fortune had put in my hands: Or perhaps (and that is most probable) this Castle, as I have said, is Inchanted; just at the time when we were in most sweet and amorous speech, I being not able to see or know from whence it came, there arrived a hand joyned to the arm of some mighty Gyant, and gave me such a blow on the jawes, as they remain all bathed in blood; and did after so thump and bruise me, as I feel my self worse now, then yesterday, when the Carriers, through Rozinantes madnesse, did use us thou knowest how! By which I conjecture, that the treasure of this Damzels beauty is kept by some Inchanted Moor, and is not reserved for me.Nor for me, quoth Sancho; for I have been bumbasted by more then four hundred Moors, which have hammer need in such sort, as the bruising of the Pack-staves was gilded bread and spice cakes in comparison of it: But Sir, I pray you tell me; How can you call this