industry and wit therein, they can never arive to the height of that Primitive conceit,
which they bring with them in their first byrth. I say therefore that this booke, and all
the others that may bee found in this Library, to treate of French affaires, bee cast and
deposited in some drie Vault, untill wee may determine with more deliberation, what
wee should doe with them: alwaies excepting Bernardo del Carpio, which must bee
there amongst the rest, and another called Roncesualles; for these two coming to my
hands, shall bee rendred up to those of the old guardian, and from hers into the fires,
without any remission. All which was confirmed by the Barbar, who did ratifie his
Sentence, holding it for good and discreete, because hee knew the Curate to bee so ver∣tuous
a man, and so great a friend of the truth, as he would say nothing contrary to it
for all the goods of the world.
And then opening another booke, he saw it was Palmerin de Oliva, neere unto which
stood another, intituled Palmerin of England: which the ••icenciat perceiving, said let
Oliva be presently rent in pieces, and burned in such sort, that even the very ashes there∣of
may not be found: and let Palmerin of England be preserved, as a thing rarely de∣lectable,
and let such another box as that which Alexander found among Darius spoyls,
and depured to keep Homers works, be made for it: for gossip this booke hath suffici∣ent
authority for two reasons; the first, because of it self it is very good and excellent∣ly
contrived; the other, for as much as the report runnes, that a certain discreet King
of Portugal was the author thereof. All the Adventures of the Castle of Miraguarda,
are excellent and artificiall. The discourses very cleere and courtly, observing ever∣more
a decorum in him that speaks, with great propriety and conceit, therefore I say
Master Nicholas, if you think good, this and Amadis de Gaule may bee preserved from
the fire; and let all the rest without farther search or regard perish. In the devills
name doe not so, gentle gossip (replyed the Barbar) for this which I hold now in my
hand is the famous Don Belianis: What hee? quoth the Curate, the second, third and
fourth part thereof have great neede of some Ruybarbe to purge his excessive choller,
and wee must moreover take out of him all that of the Castell of Fame, and other im∣pertinencies
of more consequence. Therefore wee give them a terminus Vltramarinus,
and as they shall bee corrected, so will wee use Mercy or justice towards them; and in
the meane space Gossip, you may keepe them at your house, but permit no man to
read them. I am pleased, quoth the Barbar, and being unwilling to tyre himself any
more by reading of Titles, hee bad the old woman to take all the great volumes, and
throw them into the yard; the words were not spoken to a Mome or deaf person, but
to one that had more desire to burn them then to weave a peace of Linnen, were it ne∣ver
so great and fine; and therefore taking eight of them together, shee threw them all
out of the window, and returning the second time, thinking to carry away a great ma∣ny
at once, one of them fell at the Barbers feet, who desirous to know the Title, saw
that it was the Historie of the famous Knight Tirante the white. Good God, quoth
the Curate with a loud voice, is Tirante the white here? Give mee it Gossip, for I
make account to find in it a Treasure of delight. and a copious Mine of pastime. Here is
Don Quireleison of Montalban, a valiant Knight, and his brother Thomas of Montal∣ban,
and the Knight Fonseca, and the combat which the valiant Detriante fought with
Alano, and the witty conceits of the damzell Plazerdeminida, with the love and
guiles of the widow Reposada, and of the Empresse enamoured on her Squire Ipolite. I
say unto you gossip, that this booke is for the stile, one of the best of the world; in it
Knights doe eate and drinke and sleepe, and die in their beds naturally, and make their
testaments before their death; with many other things, which all other bookes of this
subject doe want, yet notwithstanding, if I might bee Judge, the Author thereof de∣served,
because hee purposely penned and writ so many follies, to bee sent to the Gal∣lies
for all the dayes of his life. Carie it home and read it, and you shall see all
that I have said thereof to bee true. I beleeve it very well, quoth the Barber. But what
shall wee doe with these little bookes that remaine? These as I take, said the Curate
are not bookes of Knighthood, but of Poetry; and opening one, hee perceived it was
The Diana of Montemayor, and beleeving that all the rest were of that stampe, hee said,