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ACT IV. (Book 4)
SCENE I. (Book 4)
WHy Tom, as great Capacities are requir'd in a Lover as a Privy Councellour, and nothing looks so dull in a young Man as not to aim at Intrigue in all he does — my Rule was always to steal in at a Window and out at a Trap-door.
When there is no other way —
Other way! If there was I wou'd not use it — tis the Diffi∣culty and the Danger that make it pleasing and like design — I'd come if I cou'd thro' the Tyles and fall like Iove into her Lap.
Such thundring Gamesters as you and Iupiter, Sir Solomon maybe pleas'd with Difficulties, but a Puny Loyer as I am wou'd lose his Stomach if there was any thing to be done but directly falling to—
Well I see Tom, thou hast not a Spirit, a Genius for Intrigue —there is often more Pleasure in the Design than the thing — now shou'd I never rest till I had made the Husband accessary, it sweetens the Stealth, and makes it more secure, or if no Husband a Brother that is Jealous of the Honour of his Family — why Tom, I have imploy'd Fathers and Mothers in this Business!
Nay Sir Solomon, there is none so fit to take care of 'em as they that get 'em.
Ha! ha! My witty Rogue—sure she's mightily pleas'd with you!
She tells me so.
Ye happy Dog! — but prithee Tom tell me a little more for I love to find my Plots Succeed, what sort of Wench is it — ha!
A Beauty able to renew the long lost Fire in your Heart, and turn you to a Rival.
Egad sirrah, I'd Cuckold ye if I knew her, for this Libel —hah! Hem! I'am as Strong as you are — but no more of that, kneel down and thank me for my Advice — I understand the World Tom! But go on, is she Black or Fair, Tall or Short? Ha!
She's neither, but agreeably divided between 'em all — her Mien is easie without Affectation, and in her Face a pretty Haughtiness appears that melts it self into a Smile, and every Heart that sees it into Love.
But Dear Tom, how was she set off, what Rigging had she? Ha!
I was not so Idle as to make a Critick on her Dress, but I think she had a Yellow Gown —