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155 The Widow's Exchange.
A Young Lady having lately buried her Husband, whom she call'd Old Simon, ordered a Carver to make her a Statue of Wood, as near his Figure as he could, which was laid by her Side every Night in remembrance of him. In the mean time, a young Gentleman that had a great Passion for her, by the Intercession of some Guineas, prevail'd with her Maid to lay him one Night in the place of Old Simon. The Widow went to Bed, and after her usual man∣ner cast her Arms over her dear Husband's Statue, and finding it very warm, she crept closer and closer to it, till at length they came very close together, by which she perceiv'd it was not her Wooden Bed Fel∣low. In the Morning the Maid call'd at her Cham∣ber-door, as she us'd to do, Madam, What will you please to have for Dinner? She reply'd, Rost the Turky that was brought in Yesterday, Boil a Leg of Mutton and Colley-flowers, and get a good Dish of Fruit. Madam, says the Maid, we have not Wood enough to dress so much Meat. If not, reply'd she, you may burn Old Simon.