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The XXXVI. ADVERTISEMENT.
Thais, that famous Curtizan of the Comick Poets, is at last though after much debate, admitted into Parnassus; who much to Apollo's satisfaction, tells what good she hopes to bring to his Court.
IN the great Councel which was yesterday held in Parnassus by all the Litterati, and the most famous personages of this State, many, learned in all the Liberal Arts, who were lately come to this Court, were propounded to have honourable places allowed them in Par∣nassus; amongst which Thais, that common whore of the Comick Poets, was named for one, and found favourable suffrages, being extraordinarily assisted by Publius Terrentius, who was so partial on her behalf, as he held secret practice with all the Poets. And it hap∣ned that whilst the gates of Parnassus were opened to her, to the end that she might present her self before Apollo, and the Senate of the Vertuosi, to thank them for the favor she had received, the illustri∣ous Cardinal Alexander Fernese, accompanyed by a train of Pre∣lates, withstood Thais as she was about to enter, crying out a∣loud, that if so unworthy a person, from whom nothing but pub∣lick scandal could be expected, should be admitted into Parnassus, he for his part would rather be gone from thence, then see vertuous places profaned with such polutions, which were onely aboads for those Litterati, as by their words, writings, and exemplary lives, could prescribe wholsom Precepts unto others, and that he knew there were many Vertuosi who would put on the same resolution. Whilst the Cardinall spoke thus, and that he endeavoured by force to keep her out of the gate, she was so strongly assisted by a numerous squa∣dron of Poets, who backt Terrentius, as there began a very dangerous dispute at the gate. But wary Thais, who knew that she had al∣ways come by the worst in all the quarrels that she at any time before had ever been the occasion of, said aloud, that she did no ways intend to enter into Parnassus by force, but with the goodwill of every one, and more particularly by the approbation of those most illustrious and Holy Prelates: and that if they were thought worthy of an aboad in Parnassus who could give excellent Councel unto others, and wise Precepts, she should be unjustly dealt withal if she should be denyed to inhabit in those venerable places, and that though she knew she might of right claim an aboad in Parnassus, yet she would acknowledge it as a singular favor, and especially from those that did most withstand her: and that those that did not love to see her in Parnassus, were much deceived in the ill opinion they had of