were not mightily delighted therewithall, had a depraved taste, and that he was certainly a malignant, if he did not confess that that delicate Tart, being seasoned with more conceptions then words, was raised up with the Paste of Capons skins; and that he made himself to be known to be one of those sowre detractors, who blinded by envy, blame such things as are to be imitated by extraordinarily fruitfull wits: But his Majesties an∣ger, and the dread which the Vertuoso was in, were turned to laughter, when the Tart being wholly eaten, Signco•…•… Giovandalla Casa, took the Plate whereon it stood, and licking it with equal greediness and unman∣nerliness, told his Majesty and the Muses, that in things that do ravish with delight, men were not Masters of themselves, nor could they re∣member Gallateo's rules, and that in time of Carneval, it was lawfull to commit exorbitances.
His Majestie went afterwards about the Foro Massimo, and was much delighted to see every corner full of canvasing and disputations, and the Piazza throng'd with Orators, who made Learned Orations in praise of the Learned Sciences; and bitter invectives against ignorance. Some phantasti∣cal Italian Poets added to his Majesties mirth, many of which being mounted upon benches, sung an infinite number of Verses ex tempore, which shewed they could not imitate the Latine Poets, who through dif∣ficulty of feet, by which their Verses walk, are forced to goe lea∣surely.
And now Apollo dismist the Muses, who went sporting themselves for many hours through the gladsom street with their inamored Poets; and were much delighted in Mauro's shop, wherein were great store of large and little beans, with which some of those Dieties cram'd their bellies full: And it was noted for a very strange thing, that they liked the emp∣ty husks better then those that had kernels in them. They then cast their eye upon Monsieur de la Casa's Oven; they entred where Varchi was kneading, and from thence went into the shop where Iovan Baptista Marini made Spanish Buskins, whereof whilst Coppetta would have puld on one, and it proving to be very streight, he used violence in pluck∣ing of it on, that he tore it, so as (which occasioned much laughter in the, rest) he pulled off one of the straps, and gave a strapping fart.
As Apollo returned afterwards to his Royal Palace, some Courtiers of great Princes desired they might have leave to make some Mascherades; to whom his Majestie answered, That they needed not to mask or disguise their faces, for that their souls were so well masked, as they might go any where safely, for he assured them they could not be known, neither by the eye, nor yet by the judgement of any man, how wise soever.
The next day, according to custom, they ran Races with their Coaches; and it fell out odly amongst those of four wheels, for many Charrets ap∣pearing at the first starting with new wheels well greased, and swift horses, Cornelius Tacitus appeared there with a three-wheel'd Charret, swathed round about, and drawn by lean weather-wrung-Jades, which he had hired. And then it was that Tacitus made his skill appear; for being started, whilst all the other skilfull Coachmen belaboured themselves in the Cource, and deafned all the lookers on with the noise they made in whipping their horses, and speaking unto them, crying, stand up; Taci∣tus very tacitly, no waies discomposing himself, by his rare dexterity, and admirable skill, did so seasonably switch and put on his horses, and did so