Cel.
Would that please you in a Wife?
Sir Tim.
Please me, why Madam, what do you take me to be? a
Sott?—a Fool?—or a dull Italian, of the humor of your Bro∣ther?
—No, no, I can assure you, she that Marries me, shall have
Franchise—But my pretty Miss, you must learn to talk a little
more.—
Cel.
I have not Wit, and Sense enough, for that.
Sir Tim.
Wit! Oh la, O la, Wit! as if there were any Wit requir'd
in a Woman when she talks; no, no matter for Wit, or Sense: talk but
loud, and a great deal, to shew your white teeth, and smile, and be very
confident, and 'tis enough.—Lord what a ••ight 'tis to see a pretty
Woman stand right up an end in the middle of a Room, playing with her
Fan, for want of something to keep her in countenance. No, s••e that is
mine, I will teach to entertain at another rate.
Nur.
How Sir? Why what do you take my young Mistriss to be?
Sir Tim.
A Woman—and a fine one, and so fine as she, ought to
permit her self to be seen, and be ador••d.
Nur.
Out upon you, would you expose your Wife; by my troth and
I were she, I know what I wou'd do.—
Sir Tim.
Thou do—what thou wouldst have done sixty Years ago,
thou meanest.
Nur.
Marry come up, for a stinking Knight, worse than I have gone
down with you, e're now—Sixty Years ago quoth ye—As old as I
am—I live without Surgeons, wear my own Hair, am not in Debt to
my Taylor, as thou art, and art fain to kiss his Wife, to persuade her Hus∣band
to be merciful to thee—who wakes thee every morning with his
Clamour and long Bills, at thy Chamber door.
Sir Tim.
Prethee good Matron peace, I'll Compound with thee.
Nur.
'Tis more than thou wilt do with thy Creditors, who, poor
Souls, despair of a Groat in the Pound for all thou ow••st them, for Points,
Lace, and Garniture—for all in fine, that makes thee a complete
Fopp.
Sir Tim.
Hold, hold, thy eternal Clack.
Nur.
And when none would trust thee farther, give Judgments for
twice the Money tho•• borrowest, and swear thy self at Age; and lastly,
—to patch up your broken Fortune, you wou'd fain Marry my swe••t
Mistriss Celinda here—But 'faith Sir, you're mistaken, her For••une shall
not go to the maintenance of your Misses, which being once sure of, she,
poor Soul, is sent down to the Coun••rey house, to learn Housewifery, and
live without M••nkind, unless she can serve her s••lf with the handsom
Steward, or so—whil'st you tear it away in Town, and live like Man and
Wife with your Jilt, and are every day seen in the Glass Coach, whil'st
your own natural Lady is hardly worth the hire of a Hack
Sir Tim.
Why thou damnabie confounded torment, wilt thou never
cease?