Tick.
Well Signior:—and where's your looking-glass.
Tick.
Yes Signior your Looking-glass! an English Barber wou'd as soon have forgotten to have snapt his fingers, made his leg, or taken his Money, as have neglected his looking-glass.
Pet.
Aye Signior, in your Countrey the Laiety have so little ho∣nesty, they are not to be trusted with the taking off your Beard unless you see't done,—but heres a Glass, Sir,
[gives him the Glass.
[Tick. Sets himself and smirks in the Glass, Pet. standing behinde him, making horns and grimaces, which Tick. sees in the Glass, gravely rises, turns towards Petro.
Tick.
Whe how now, Barberacho, what Monstrous faces are you making there?
Pet.
Ah my Belly, my Belly, Signior: ah, this Wind-Collick! this Hypocondriach does so torment me! ah—
Tick.
Alass poor Knave; certo, I thought thou hadst been some∣what uncivil with me, I profess I did;
Pet.
Who I Sir, uncivil?—I abuse my Patrone?—I that have al∣most made my self a Pimp to serve you?
Tick.
Teze teze, honest Barberacho! no, no, no, all's well, all's well:—but hark y'—you will be discreet and secret in this business now, and above all things conceal the knowledge of this Gentlewoman from Sir Signall and Mr. Galliard.
Pet.
The Rack Signior, the Rack shall not extort it.
Tick.
Hold thy hand—there's somewhat for thee,
[gives him money.
but shall I Rogue—shall I see her to night?——
Pet.
To night Sir, meet me in the Piatza D'hispagnia, about 10 a Clock,—I'le meet you there,—but 'tis sit Signior—that I should provide a Collation,—'tis the Custom here Sir.——
Tick.
Well, well, what will it come to,—here's an Angel—
Pet.
Whe Sir 'twill come to—about—for you wou'd do't han∣somely—some twenty Crowns.—
Tick.
How man, twenty Crowns?
Pet.
Ay Signior, thereabouts.
Tick.
Twenty Crowns—Whe 'tis a Sum, a Portion, a Revenue.
Pet.
Alass Signior, 'tis nothing with her,—she'le look it out in an hour,—ah such an Eye! so sparkling, with an Amorous twire—thus Sir—then she'le kiss it out in a moment,—such a Lip, so red, so round, and so plump, so soft, and so—
Tick.
Why has she, has she, Sirrah—hah—here, here, prethee take Money, here, and make no words on't—go, go your way, go—but to entertain Sir Signall with other matter, pray send his Masters to him; if thou canst help him to Masters, and me to Mistresses, thou shalt be the good Genius of us both: but see where he comes.—