Gal.
I love! Yes, Sir, most passionately. I love a Mornings Ramble, an
Evening's Play, gay Mirth, and flowing Joys; soft Hours, sweet sleeps, and
golden Dreams to crown 'em; provided I have neither Fops, Fools, nor
Fiddles to wake me out of 'em.
Pha.
Nay, Madam, if Fops and Fools are only excluded, then Wit and
Sense, belike, those happier Favourites, may hope a kinder Treatment.
Gal.
Nay, Sir, I cant tell that neither; For Wit and Sense are such Strangers
to this part of the World, that I declare I am that young Traveller, as
never went far enough to meet with either of 'em.
Pha.
Nay, my fair Critick, now you are too severe.
But, Madam, not to lose th' important Minute,
But come a little seriously
To the great business Love and Beauty's born for;
Should a bold pushing Lover pitch before you,
What with a fair Challenge and a fair Field, is there no hopes of drawing
you to a fair Battel too.
Gal.
Faith, Sir, none at all: For, to answer you in your own Martial Di∣alect,
there's Policy in Love, as well as War: And wise Ladies act like
prudent Generals; we love, as they fight; never engage, but upon
Advantage.
Pha.
Nay, then, there's no way left but down-right Canonading.
Gal.
Nay, troth, Sir, that will do but little service neither: For to tell
you the Truth, what between a little natural Pride, feminine Honour, and
some other Virgin Ramparts about me, my Out-works are so very strong,
that all your Canonading will do but feeble Execution.
Pha.
This is a crafty Wench, I like her Wit well: She's a Danae, and
must be courted in a Shower of Gold. Madam, look here, all these, and
more,—
Gal.
What have you there, my Lord? Gold? Now, as I live, 'tis fair
Gold; you would have Silver for it to Play with the Pages: you could not
have taken me in a worse time: But if you have present use, my Lord, I'll
send my Man with Silver, and keep your Gold for you.
Gall.
She's coming, Sir, behind, will take white Money. Yet for all this
I'll watch ye.
[Exit Gal. behind the Hangings.
Pha.
If there be but two such more in this Kingdom, and near the Court,
we may ev'n hang up our Harps; ten such Champhier Constitutions as this,
would call the Golden Age again in question,
Enter Megra.
Here's another. Many fair Mornings, Lady.
Meg.
As many Mornings bring as many Days,
Fair, sweet, and hopeful to your Grace.
Pha.
She gives good Words yet, sure this Wench is free.
If your more serious Business do not call you,
let me hold Quarter with you, we'll talk an Hour