exorcisme, giuing each man a Pill, and Buffalmaca a Cup of Wine
after it. But when he came to Calandrino, hee tooke one of them
which was made of the Dogges dates or Dowsets, and deliuering
it into his hand, presently hee put it into his mouth and chewed it.
So soone as his tongue tasted the bitter Aloes, he began to coughe
and spet extreamly, as being vtterly vnable, to endure the bitter∣nesse
and noysome smell. The other men that had receyued the
Pils, beganne to gaze one vpon another, to see whose behauiour
should discouer him; and Bruno hauing not (as yet) deliuered Pils
to them all, proceeded on still in his businesse, as seeming not to
heare any coughing, till one behinde him, saide. What meaneth
Calandrino by this spetting and coughing?
Bruno sodainely turning him about, and seeing Calandrino to
cough and spet in such sort, saide to the rest. Be not too rash (honest
Friends) in iudging of any man, some other matter (then the Pille)
may procure this Coughing, wherfore he shall receiue another, the bet∣ter
to cleare your beleefe concerning him. He hauing put the second
prepared Pill into his mouth, while Bruno went to serue the rest of
the Guests: if the first was exceeding bitter to his taste, this other
made it a great deale worse, for teares streamed forth of his eyes as
bigge as Cherry-stones, and champing and chewing the Pill, as ho∣ping
it would ouercome his coughing; he coughed and spette the
more violently, and in grosser manner then he did before, nor did
they giue him any wine to helpe it.
Buffalmaco, Bruno, and the whole company, perceiuing how he
continued still his coughing and spetting, saide all with one voyce,
That Calandrino was the Theefe to himselfe: and gaue him manie
grosse speeches beside, all departing home vnto their houses, very
much displeased and angry with him. After they were gone, none
remained with him but the Priest, Bruno and Buffalmaco, who thus
spake to Calandrino. I did euer thinke, that thou wast the theefe thy
selfe, yet thou imputedst thy robbery to some other, for feare we should
once drinke freely of thy purse, as thou hast done many times of ours.
Calandrino, who had not yet ended his coughing and spetting,
sware many bitter Oathes, that his Brawne was stolne from him.
Talke so long as thou wilt, quoth Buffalmaco, thy knauery is both
knowne and seene, and well thou mayst be ashamed of thy selfe. Calan∣drino
hearing this, grew desperately angry; and to incense him
more, Bruno thus pursued the matter.
Heare me Calandrino, for I speake to thee in honest earnest, there
was a man in the company, who did eate and drinke heere among thy
neighbours, and plainly told me, that thou keptst a young Lad heere to
do thee seruice, feeding him with such victuals as thou couldst spare,
by him thou didst send away thy Brawne, to one that bought it of thee