CHAP. IX.
How Guzman de Alfarache lists himselfe for a Soldier. Hee telleth, whence that ill phrase grew. En Malagon, en cada casa vn ladron; y en lo del Al∣calde, hijo y padre. In Malagon, euery house a thiefe; And in that of the Alcalde two: The father and the sonne. How in a short time, through ill go∣uernment, all Guzmans money is gone; How to his griefe he is forced to serue a Captaine. Some lessons are giuen to young men. To these are added the faults of bad Ministers in matters of war-fare.
AS if Loue had not beene a desire of Immortalitie, bred in an idle minde; without any beginning of Reason, without any sub∣iection to Law, which is entertained by the Will; but with it, cannot not be put off; easie in it's entrance to the heart, but hard to be thrust out againe; I began to sweare, that I would neuer more follow his colours, nor be of his Company. But I was asleepe when I made this protestation, and knew not what I said. My sleepinesse was so great then at that time, that all my paine could not keepe me waking.
Which drowzinesse of mine was the cause, that I could not rise so early as I thought, but kept my bed till nine of the clocke that morning. At which houre comes me in this my •…•…iddle-faddle of the Inne, to giue me satisfaction, vowing and swearing vnto me, that she lay within her Master and Mistris, and that they had shut her vp, and kept the key themselues, that she could by no meanes get forth: Though for mine owne part, I did verily beleeue, that she did purposely play the Wag with me, and had neuer any such meaning, but did lie in all that she said. Whereupon I told her; O friend Luçia, your loue hath done me a great deale of hurt: it began in the Chaire, and ended in the saddle. I shall looke hereafter a little better to your water. Take me with that fault againe, and I will giue you leaue to hang me. Goe about your bu∣sinesse, goe, I haue no more to say to you. Make haste, and bring in break-fast, for I will presently be gone. So she rosted vs out of hand a brace of Partridge, serued in with a slice or two of Bacon, which serued both for our breake-fast, and our dinner, because the day was farre spent, and our iourney but short.
Well, I was now vpon going, my Mules were ready, and staid for my comming. The a 1.1 Mule that I rode on, was an ill-condition'd Iade, and somewhat skittish. When I was readie to put foot in the stirrop, I got me vp vpon a bench, thinking from thence to get with the greater ease into my Sad∣dle; but by her going backe, she seemed to tell me, that I should not doe it