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A COMPENDIOVS RE∣VIEW AND DISCOURSE, THAT THE STOICKS DELIVER [ 10] MORE STRANGE OPINIONS, THAN DO THE POETS.
The Summarie.
APetie declaration this is against the sect of the Stoicks, which briefly and in a word is maketh odious; giving out in plaine tearmes, that such persons be the loudest liers in the world; and that their opinion as touching the change and alteration of that party [ 20] who rangeth himselfe unto them, is so monstrous and ridiculous, that the discovery only thereof is a sufficient refutation.
A COMPENDIOUS REVIEW and discourse, That the Stoicks deliver more strange opinions, than do the Poets.
PIndarus was reprooved, for that after a strange maner, and without [ 30] all sense and probabilitie hee fained Caeneus one of the Lapithae, to have had a bodie so hard, as it could not be pierced by any weapon of iron and steele, but that he remained unhurt, and so afterwards
Went under earth without en wound, When with stiffe foot he cleft the ground.But this Lapith of the Stoicks, to wit, their imagined wise man, be∣ing forged by them of impassibilitie, as of a mettall harder than the diamond, is not such an one as is not otherwhiles 〈◊〉〈◊〉 , diseased and assailed with paine: howbeit, as they say, he abideth still feare∣lesse and without sorrow and heavinesse; he continueth invincible, he susteineth no force nor [ 40] violence, howsoever he be wounded, what paine soever he suffereth, be he put to all tortures, or see his native countrey sacked and destroied before his face, or what calamities els beside be presented to his eies. And verily, that Caeneus whom Pindarus describeth, notwithstanding 〈◊〉〈◊〉 were smitten, and bare many stroakes, yet was unwounded for all that: but the wise man whom the Stoicks imagine, although he be kept enclosed in prison, yet is not restreined of libertie; say he be pitched downe from the top of a rocke, yet susteineth no violence; is he put to the strap∣pado, to the racke or wheele, yet for all that is he not tormented; and albeit he frie in the fire, yet he hath no harm; nay, if in wrestling he be foiled and take a fall, yet he persisteth unconquered; when he is environed within a wall, yet is he not besieged; and being solde in port sale by the e∣nemies, yet is he no captive, but remaineth impregnable; resembling most properly for all the [ 50] world, those ships which have these goodly inscriptions in their poups, Happie voyage, Luckie navigation, Saving providence, and Remedie against all dangers: and yet the same neverthelesse be tossed in the seas, split upon the rocks, cast away and drowned. Iolaus, as the Poet Euripides hath fained, by a certeine praier that he made unto the gods, of a feeble and decrepit olde man, became all of a sudden a yong and lustie gallant, ready for to fight a battell: but the Stoicks wise man, who longer agoe than yesterday, was most hatefull, wretched and wicked, all at once to day