beseeme thy fathers child,
And as a true Laconian, who loves to die in field.
The master of the baines where
Alcibiades the Athenians was woont to bathe and wash him∣selfe, powred great store of water upon his bodie more than ordinarily upon others; a Laconi∣an being then by said: It seemeth that he is not cleane and neat, but that he is exceeding foule and filthie, that he bestoweth so much water upon him. When King
Philip of
Macedonia entred with a maine army into
Laconia, at what time as it was thought all the Lacedaemonians were kil∣led up and dead, he said unto one of the Spartanes: O poore Laconians, what will you do now? what else (quoth the Laconian) but die valiantly like men; for we alone of all other Greeks have
[ 10] beene taught to live free and not to serve in bondage under any others. After that King
Agis was vanquished;
Antipater the king demaunded of the Lacedaemonians for hostages, fiftie chil∣dren of theirs:
Eteocles one of the
Ephori for the time being, returned this answere: That hee would not deliver into his hands any of their children, for feare they would learne ill manners and lewd conditions; for that they should not be brought up and nourtered in the discipline of their owne countrey, and wanting it they would not proove so much as good citizens; but if he would be so cōtent, he should receive for pledges women or old men, twice as many. And when he menaced hereupon and said: That he would worke him all the despite that possibly he could; they answered all with one accord: If thou impose upon us those conditions which are more grievous than death, we shall die with so much the better will. One old man desirous to see the
[ 20] combats at the Olympicke games, could not get a roome to sit in, but passed along by manie places, and no man would make him roome, but fell to laugh and made good game at him, un∣till he came at length to that quarter of the whole theater, whereas the Lacedaemonians were set; and there all the children, yea and many of the men rose up unto him, and offered him their place: all the whole assembly of the Greekes observed well this behaviour of theirs, and with great applause and clapping of hands, approoved and praised the same: then the good olde father
Shaking his head with haires all gray,
His beard also as hoare as they.
and weeping withall: Ah, God helpe (quoth he) what a world is this? that Greeks should all of
[ 30] them know well enough what is good and honest; but the Lacedaemonians onely practise it? Some write, that the same hapned in
Athens also, at the festivall solemnitie called
Panathenaea; where those of
Attica plaied mock-holiday, and made themselves mery with a poore olde man, who they seemed to call unto them (as it were) to give him a place among them; but after hee was come to them, no roome he could have with them, but was well mocked and frumped for his labour: howbeit, when he had passed along by all the rest, at length he came to a place where certeine ambassadours of
Lacedaemon were set, and they made him roome, and set him among them: the people there assembled, taking great pleasure to see this act, clapped their hands a∣loud, with great acclamation, in token that they approoved it: then one of the Spartans, who there was: By the two twin-gods,
Castor and
Pollux (quoth he) I sweare, these Athenians know
[ 40] what is good and honest, but they doe not according to their knowledge. A begger upon a time craved almes of a Laconian, who answered him thus. But if I should give thee any thing, thou wouldest make an occupation of it, and beg still so much the more; for verily, whosoever he was that first bestowed almes upon thee, was the cause of this villanous life which thou lea∣dest now, and hath made thee so vagrant and idle as thou art. Another Laconian seeing a col∣lectour going about, and gathering mens devotions for the gods, said thus: I will now make no more reckoning of the gods, so long as they be poorer than my selfe. A certeine Spartan ha∣ving taken an adulterer in bed with his wife, a foule and ilfavoured woman: Wretched man that thou art (quoth he) what necessitie hath driven thee to this? Another having heard an oratour making long periods, and drawing out his sentence in length: Now by
Castor and
Pollux, what
[ 50] a valiant man his here? how he rolleth and roundly turneth his tongue about, and all to no pur∣pose. A traveller passing thorow
Lacedaemon, marked among other things, what great honour and reverence yoong folke did to their elders: I perceive (quoth he) there is no place to
Sparta, for an olde man to live in. A Spartan was upon a time asked the question, what maner of Poet
Tyrtaeus was? A good Poet beleeve me (quoth he) to whet and sharpen the courages of yoong men to warre. Another having very badde and diseased eies, would needs goe to warfare; and when others said unto him: Wilt thou go indeed in that case as thou art in? what deed thinkest