and governour admitteth in comparison of a lawier or advocate pleading at the barre in court, more sententious speeches, histories, fables and metaphors, which do then move and af∣fect the multitude most, when the speaker knoweth how to use them with measure, in time and place convenient; like as he did, who said: My masters, see that you make not Greece one-eied: (speaking of the citie of Athens, when they were about to destroy it) and according as Demades also did, when he said, that he sat at sterne to governe, not a ship, but the shipwracke of a citie and Commonwealth: Semblably Archilochus in saying,
Let not the stone of Tantalus
This isle alwaies hang ouer thus.
Likewise
Pericles when he gaue advice and commanded to take away that eie-sore of the haven
[ 10] Pirean, meaning thereby the little isle
Aegina. In the same maner
Phocion speaking of the victorie atchieved by Generall
Leosthenes, said thus; The
stadium or short race of this warre is good, but I feare (quoth he) the
dolichus thereof; that is to say, the afterclaps and length there∣of. In summe, a speech standing somewhat of hautinesse, grauitie, and greatnesse, is more be∣sitting a gouernour of State: and for example heereof, go no further than to the orations of
Demosthenes penned against king
Philip, and among other speeches, set downe by
Thucydides, that which was delivered by the
Ephorus Sthenelaidas: also that of king
Archidamus, in the ci∣tie
Plataeae: likewise the oration of
Pericles after that great pestilence at
Athens. As for those long sermons, cariyng a great traine of sentences and continued periods after them, which
Theopompus, Ephorus and
Anaximenes, bring in to be pronounced by captaines unto their
[ 20] soldiours when they be armed and stand arranged in battell-ray, a man may say of such as the Poet did:
What fooles would speake thus many words,
So neere to edge and dint of swords.
Over and besides; true it is that a man of government may otherwhiles give a taunt and nip∣ping seoffe, he may cast out also a merrie jest to moove laughter, and namely, if it be to rebuke, chastise, yea and to quippe one and take him vp for his good, after a modest maner, and not to touch him too neere and wound him in honour and credite to his disgrace, with a kinde of scurrilitie. But aboue all it may beseeme him thus to doe when he is provoked thereunto, and is driven to replie and give one for another by way of exchange: for to begin first in that sort,
[ 30] and to come prepared with such premeditate stuffe, is more befitting a pleasant or common jester, who would make the companie laugh, besides that, it carieth also an opinion of a malici∣ous and spitefull minde: and such are the biting frumpes and broad jests of
Cicero and
Cato the elder; likewise of one
Euxitheus a familiar and disciple of
Aristotle; for these many times be∣gan first to scoffe and taunt; but when a man never doth it but by way of reply or rejoinder, the sodaine occasion giveth him pardon to be revenged, and withall such requitals carie the greater grace with them. Thus dealt
Demosthenes by one who was deepely suspected to be a theese: for when he would seeme to twit
Demosthenes by his watching and sitting up all night at his booke for to endite and write: I wot well (quoth
Demosthenes) that I trouble and hinder thee very much with keeping my candle or lampe burning all night long. Also when he answe∣red
[ 40] Demades, who cried out aloud:
Demosthenes would correct me (as much to say forsoorth) as if according to the common proverbe, the sow should teach
Minerva: Minerva (quoth he, ta∣king that word out of his mouth) what's that you say?
Minerva was surprized not long since in adulterie. Semblably it was with no ill grace that
Xenetus answered his country-men and fellow citizens, who cast in his teeth and upbraided him, for that being their leader and captaine he fled out of the field: With you (quoth he) my loving and deere friends, I ran away for compa∣nie. But great regard and heed would be taken, that in this kinde he overpasse not himselfe, nor go beyond the bonds of mediocritie in such ridiculous jests, for feare that either he offend and displease the hearers unseasonably, or debase and abject himselfe too grosly, by giving out such ridiculous speeches: which was the fault of one
Democrates, who mounting one day up into the
[ 50] pulpit or publicke place of audience, said openly to the people there assembled; That himselfe was like unto their citie, for that he had small force, and yet was puft up with much winde. Ano∣ther time also, and namely when the great field was lost before
Chaeronea, he presented himselfe to speake unto the people in this maner: I would not for any thing that the common wealth were driven to such calamitie and so hard an exigent, that you should have patience to heare me, and neede to take counsell at my hands: for as in the one he shewed himselfe a base and vile person, so in the other he plaied the brain-sicke foole and sencelesse asse: but for a man of