The second part of, If you know not me, you know no bodie VVith the building of the Royall Exchange: and the famous victorie of Queene Elizabeth, in the yeare 1588.
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- The second part of, If you know not me, you know no bodie VVith the building of the Royall Exchange: and the famous victorie of Queene Elizabeth, in the yeare 1588.
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The second Part of If you know not mee, you know no bodie: With the building of the Exchange.
Actus Prima. Scena Prima.
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And I hope good Vncle, you thinke, I am as readie to take good counsell, as you to giue it, & I doubt not, but to cleere, my selfe of all obiections that foule-mouthed envic shall inti∣mate against me.
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That's true, her honestie hath beene prooued ofter then once or twice: but doe you know her Vncle? are you in∣ward with her course of life, shee's a common midwife for trade∣falne virginitie, there are more maidenheads chargde and dis∣chargde in her house in a yeare, then peeces at the Artillerie yard.
I neuer cal'd her out of name, by this hand Vncle, to my remembrance:
True; and I haue known her answere too't a thousand times; tut Vncle tis her name, and I know who gaue it her too, by the same token her Godfather gaue her a bowd angell stan∣ding at the doo re which she hath kept time out a minde.
Loue, why alas, Vncle, I hold it percell of my dutie to loue my neighbours, and should I hate his wife, no man would hold me a fit member for a common wealth.
Why, ahlas Vncle, that's not my fault, ile loue him nere∣thelesse, you know we are commanded to loue our enemies, and though he would see me hang'd, yet will I loue his wife.
Why, ahlas Vncle, the poore whore went naked, and you know the text commandes vs to cloath the naked, and deeds of mercie be imputed to vs for faults, God helpe the elect.
VVell Vncle to approoue my wordes, as indeed good words without deeds are like your greene fig-tree without fruit. I haue sworne my selfe to a more conformable and strikt course of life.
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A new man, what else Vncle, Ile be a newe man from the top to toe, or ile want of my will: Instead of Tennis-Court, my morning Exercise shalbe at Saint Antlms: ile leaue Ordina∣ries, and to the ende I may forsweare Dicing and Drabbing, keepe me more short Vncle, onely allow me good apparell, good Ragges ile stand too't are better then seuen yeares prentiship, sor theyle make a man free of any, nay of all Companies with∣out Indenture, Fathers coppie, or any help whatsoeuer, but I see my error, wilde Youth must be bridled, keepe mee short good Vncle.
Any thing good Vncle, I haue seru'd my prentiship al∣readie, but binde me againe and I shall be content, and tis but reason neither, send me to the Conduit with the water-tankard, ile beate Linnen, Bucks, or any thing to redeeme my negligence.
I tis well done Vncle, and t'will not bee amisse in pol∣licie to doe so: the onely way to curbe a dissolute youth as I am, is to send him from his acquaintancc, and therefore send mee farre inough good Vncle, send mee into France and spare not, and if that reclaime me not, giue me ore as one past all goodnes.
Thanke you good Vncle, youle send mee into France, all Forboone: and I doe not shew you the right tricke of a Cosin afore I leaue England, ile giue you leaue to call me Cut, and co∣sen me of my patrimonie as you haue done.
Prethee fellow Goodman, set foorth the ware, and
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looke to the shop a little, Ile but drinke a cuppe of wine with a Customer at the Rose and Crowne in the Poultrie, and come againe presently.
Foote I cannot, I must needes step to the Dagger in Cheape to send a Letter into the Countrie vnto my father, stand by, you are the yougest prentise, looke you to the shop.
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Faith sir, our Countrey girles are a kin to your London Courtiers, euery month sicke of a new fashion, the horning buske and silken bridelaces are in good request with the Parsons wife, your huge poking sticke, and french perewig, with Chamber-maides, and waiting-gentlewomen, now your Puritans poker is not so huge, but somewhat longer, a long slender poking sticke is the all in all with your Suffolke Puritane, your silkband, halfe farthingales, and changeable Fore-parts are common, not a wench of thirteene but weares a changeable forepart.
Besides sir, mauy of our yong married men, haue tane an order to weare yellow Garters, Points, & Shootyings, and us thought, yellow will grow a custome.
And tis thought t'will come in request in the Countrey
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too, t'is a fashion, that three or foure yong wenches haue pro∣mis'd me their husbands shall weare, or theyle misse of their markes: then your maske, silke-lace, wash't Gloues, carnation girdles, and buske-point sutable, as common as Coales from New-castle, you shall not haue a Kitchin-maide scrape trenchets without her wash't Gloues, a Darie-wench will not ride to mar∣ket to sell her Butter-milke, without her maske and her buske.
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I hope sir to put on such ciuill conformitie, as you shall not repent my entertainment.
And if I take not order to cashier that and myselfe too, a pox of all French-farthingales.
Somewhat vnwilling to leaue my acquaintance, but good Vncle, I know you send me out of loue, and I hope t'will be a meanes to call me home the sooner.
Ile want of my will else, Ile play a Marchants part with you, ile take vp french Commodities, v••luet kirtles, and taffery fore-parts; ile ha that I go for, or ile make halfe the hot-houses in Deepe smoake for this tricke.
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You come to me Iohn for a hundred pound, I thanke my spirituall maker I haue the charge of many hundreds of his now Iohn: I hope Iohn you feare God. (too.
I must tell you Iohn and I know it, you haue not fed of the spirituall food, but edified by faith and suffered the tares of the wild affections to be burnt.
Foote thou wouldst not haue me make my selfe a French Martyr, to be burnt at these yeares wouldst thou?
I haue knowne them Iohn of our Church, haue beene burnt for other sinnes before thy yeares.
I by my faith Timothy it may be you haue, for as close as you carry your teeth together, with indeed good brother, I doe not thinke but once in a yeare, a man might finde you quartered betwixt the Mouth at Bishops-gare, and the preaching place in Spittle.
Now you talke of the Spittle, I must say in very deede I haue beene in the Spittle.
It is the more like Timothy you haue beene acquainted with the pox then.
But if you should thinke Iohn, that I would be there to commit, deale, or to speake more prophanely, to venture in the way of all flesh, you doe wrong me being a brother of the faith.
Come right your selfe and your Master then, and send him this one hundred pound, here's his seal'd Ring, I hope a warrant sufficient.
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Spend it, God send mee but once to finger it, and if I doe not make a Flanders reckoning on't, and that is as I haue heard mad wags say, receiue it heare and reuell it away in an o∣ther place: let me bee spit out of the roome of good fellowship, and neuer haue so much fauour to touch the skirt of a Taffatie peticote.
Tut I am yong, mine Vncle's an old chuffe, And ile not want by God, since he hath enough. I must not let this same wainscot-face, yea & nay, heare me tho.Here Iohn, accept my dutie to my Master, I must tell you Iohn, I would not haue trusted you Iohn, without so susficient a discharge.
I am the lesse beholding vnto you, but now I hau't, be∣cause you preach't to me vpon my demande of it, ile be so bold to lecture to you vpon your deliuerie, Timothie you know the Prouerbe good Timothy, That the still Sow eates a l the draffe: and no question the most smooth tongu'd fellow, the more ar∣rant knaue: God forbid I should call you so Timothy, yet I will leaue this for your further remembrance.
Doe you heare Iohn, you know the Chapmans word in London, Ile trust you but no further then I see you, you haue the hundred pound Iohn, but for that you haue wrong'd vs that loue to be edified, I will goe with you to my Master, and see the mo∣ney deliuered.
Let me but aske thee this question, Whither dost thou goe, in any loue to thy master, or to me?
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Though my master be my master, yet you haue stur'd my stomack.
I thought there was the fruit of your Puritane pati∣ence, come let's along, and if I doe not shew your religion a trick shall be scarse disgested with pepins or cheese, let me bee cal'd Cut, Come along.
Fellow Quicke, pray thee haue a care if thou canst see Iohn the Vpholster, I must needes airest him.
Why then wee'le arrest him to the popes-head, call for the best cheere in the house, first feede vpon him, and then if he wil not come off, carry him to the counter, but if he wil stretch some 4. or 5. li. being the sums so great he shal passe, weele make him sweare he shall not tell he was arrested, and weele sweare to the creditor we cannot meet with him.
I haue serued Sent the Perfumer, Tallow the Currier, Quarrell the Glasier, and some three or foure more of our poore smelts so this morning.
Hart I haue cour'st thorow two or three Lanes, yet the miching slaue followes me so close I can not giue him the slippe for this hundred pound: as God saue me now ti's in my hand i'do rather be hang'd then part from it: Foote, t'will make a man merry halfe a yere together in France, command wenches or any thing: part from it quoth you, that were a iest indeed: shall a yong man as I am, and though I say it indifferent proper, goe in∣to a strange countrey, and not shew himselfe what mettell hee is made of when a comes there: I protest a very good hundred pound, a hundred pound will goe farre in France, and when a man hath it not of his owne, who should hee make bold withall for it, if he may not with his Vncle; but see if that thin fac't rogue be not come againe, I must haue a tricke for him.
For all your fore-long too and fro, by yea and nay, ile follow you.
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Will you, there should bee Sergeants here abouts, will you: Lord if it be thy will send mee to hit of one, and if I doe not shew you a tricke, thou shouldst be a Sergeant by thy peering so.
My name M. Iohn, I haue beene merry at your Vncles many a time, my name's Honestie.
Vnles, wee shall to the Tauerne, and drinke till you can send for Baile, you must to the Counter.
Is ther no difference made betwixt the faithfull and the vnfaithfull.
Faith very little in paying of debts: but if you be so holy, I maruel how you run so farre behind hand With your M.
I must confesse I owe my M. 500. li. How I came so, it is not fit to lay the sins of our flesh open to euery eie, & you know
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the saying, Tis bad to do euill, but worse to boast of it: yet hee aboue knowes that sometimes as soone as I haue come from Bowe-church, I haue gone to a Baudie-house. (your knauerie.
Not to commit in very deed good friend, but only to see fashions or to recreat & stir vp our drowsie appetites.
Well here comes my fellow Quick, and vnles you wil content vs for staying, you must along to the Counter.
I hope you thinke The Labourer is worthie of his hire: we will stay here at the Tauerne, and Quick I will content thee, to carry a letter to my master, wherein I will make him a resti∣tution of his 500. li. by repentance, and shew him the way that my fraile nature hath run into.
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Is in hucksters handling sir, and heare he commend him vnto you.
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Bee your leaue Gentlemen, I am come to smell out my master here: Your kins-man Iohn sir, your kins-man Iohn.
Your worship is no wiser then you should be, to keepe any of that cote.
Helpe will do no hurt for if the knauery be as quicke as an Ecle, it may chance to deceiue you.
No sir, he is yet but in the Tauerne at counter gate, but he shall soone be in if you please.
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I sure tis in this Lane, I turned on the right hand com∣ming from the Stockes, nay, though there was master carles, man carels, and all careles, ile still be honest Iohn, and scorne to take any mans ware but ile pay them for it: I warrant they thinke me an arrant knaue, for going away and not paying, and in my con∣science the master cudgeld the men, and the men the master, and all about me, when as God saue me I did it innocently. But sure this is the Lane, there's the VVindmill, there's the Dogs head in the pot, and her's the Fryer whipping the Nuns arse: ti's here about sure.
Sure it is here about, the kennel was on my right hand, and I thinke in my conscience I shall neuer haue the grace of God and good lucke, if I doe not pay it: Gods foot, looke here, looke here, I know this is the shop by that same stretch-halter, O my masters, by your leaue good fellowes.
Indeed that's the common saying about London, if men bring money with them.
You say well, so they should be. come turne o're your bookes, I am come to pay this same ten pound.
And we are ready to receiue money: what might we call your name?
Why my name is Iohn Good-fellow, I hope I am not a∣shamed of my name.
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Your Kin are the more beholding to you, fellow Cracke turne o're the Callender, and looke for Iohn Good-fellow.
Nay prethee not too fast, let's pay for the old before we talke of any new.
Iohn Good-fellow, fellow Nimble-chaps, here's no such name in all our booke.
I thinke thou art mop-ey'd this morning, giue me the booke, Letter I, Letter I, Letter I: when had you your ware?
Your name's Iohn Good-fellow you say, Letter I, Letter I, Letter I: You doe not come to mocke vs, doe you. Letter I, Let∣ter I, Letter I. By this hand if I thought you did, I would knocke you about the eares afore wee parted fellow Cracke, get mee a Cudgell ready; Letter I, Letter I, Letter I: Foote here's no such name in all our Booke. Doe you heare fellow are you drunke this morning, to make vs looke for moone-shine in the water?
Fut, art not thou drunke this morning, canst not receiue the money that's due to thee? I tell thee I had ten pounds worth of ware here.
And I tell thee Iohn Goodfellow, here's no such name in our booke, nor no such ware deliuered.
Gods precious, there's a iest indeed, so a man may bee sworn out of himself, had not I ten pounds worth of ware here?
Hyday, here's excellent fellowes, are able to make their maisters hornes grow through his head in a month, they cannot only carelesly deliuer away his ware, but also they will not take money for it when it comes.
Doe you heare Hoyden, and my master were not in the next roome, Ide knocke you about eares for playing the knaue with vs, ere you parted.
By the masse I thinke your master had more need knock you about the eares, for playing the Iackes with him, ther's your ten pounds, tell it out with a wanion, and take it for your pains.
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Fut, here's a mad slaue indeed will giue vs ten pound in spight of our teethes.
Fellow Nimble Chaps, alaslet the poore fellow alone, it ap∣pear's he is besides himselfe.
By the masse, I thinke you will sooner make your master starke mad, if you play thus with euerie bodie.
Good morrow to you sir, haue you any more stomacke to receiue money, than your men haue this morning?
Money is welcome chaffer, welcome good friend, Welcome good friend.
I hope we know sir you doe not vse to bring vp your ser∣uants to receiue money vnlesse it be due vnto you.
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How, owe you none say you! this is but a tricke to try my honestie now.
Gods dickins here's a iest indeed, master mad, men mad, and all mad, here's a mad houshold: doe you heare M. Hobson, I doe not greatly care to take your groat, and I care as little to spend it, yet you shall know I am Iohn, honest Iohn, and I will not be out fac't of my honesty, here I had ten pounds worth of ware, and I w'll pay for it.
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I cannot tell Sir well what to call it, but in steed of mat∣ches of ware, when you reade your Letter, I beleeue you will find your Factor hath matcht you.
As neare as I could gesse at your meaning, I haue laboured to fur∣nish you, and haue sent you 2. thousand pounds worth of Match.
How, bones knaue, 2. thousand pounds worth of Match!
Faith M. neuer chafe at it, for if you cannot put it away for Match, it may be the hang-man will by some of it for halters.
Bones a me, I sent for matches of ware, fellowes of ware.
And Match being a kinde of ware, I thinke your Factor hath match't you.
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Nay, will it not vndoe him, doth he not wish his buildings in his purse.
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By yea and nay, M. Hobson tis no vntruth, I was bound for France, landed in France, dispatch't some secret businesse for a sister in France, and from her haue french tokens to deliuer to the sister hood, whom I shall first incounter in England.
Verely it was, and it stood chiefly betweene two wo∣men: & as you know women loue to haue their busines dipatch't.
You grauely may better consider of that then I can dis∣course, but withall I pray you thinke hee is a wilde youth: there are Tauernes in France, yet I doe not thinke Iohn Gresham is gi∣uen to frequent them, & yet I must remember you, he is a youth, and youth may be drawne to expences, England's on this side France, on it, the Sea betwixt him and his Master, but I doe
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not thinke him guiltie, yet I could say.
By yea, and by nay sir without Parable, I am no tel∣tale, I haue seene him in company with Madona such a one, or such a one, it becomes not flesh and blood to reueale: your wor∣ship knowes he is in France, the Sea betwixt him and you, and what a yong youth in that case is proone vnto: your grauitie is wise, Ile not say so much as I saw him drinking with a French Lady, or Lasse in a Tauerne, because your grauitie is wise, but if I had, it had beene lesse then perhaps you imagine on such a wilde youth, as he no question doos deserue.
That's the reason I set thy teeth an edge thus, but thou knowst I promis'd to haue about with thee at our last parlay, and I am come to performe my word, name the weapon.
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Why then the Englishman for thy money, God a mercy little rogue, there's no loue lost ile assure thee. I am my Ma∣sters Factor, and thou hast a Commoditie that I must needs take vp, and not en er't into his Cash-booke neither. Little thinkes my master in England, what ware I deale withall here in France: but since tis offer'd me at the best hand, ile venter on't though I be a looser by the bargaine.
VVho would not be a Marchant venturer, and lay out for such a faire returne; I shall venture the doubling of my years presently: I thinke I haue met with a better Commoditie then Matches, and my Master cannot say but hee hath met with his match: this tis to haue the Land & the Sea betwixt me & my ma∣ste, here can I keepe my french Reuels, and none say so much as blake is mine eye, preche litle pinckany bestow this Iewell a me.
But if I could get his Iewell cleanly, and carry it him
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ouer at my returne for a token, t'were a iest worth laughing at: but and thou wilt not giue me this Iewell, prethe giue mee this same chaine to were for thy sake.
Then I say take, take this and this, still take heed of me least I shew you a slipperie tricke for this, tis the kindest wench in Christendome, but sheele part with nothing:
Shall we haue another woing Roome?Any then, I may chance to make you wish rather my roome then, my companie and you looke not the better too't.
Damsell good day, is there not a fellow here an English-Here's an English-man, but none of your fellow neither: I hope sir we are not all fellowes at foote-ball.
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Nay bones a me Girle, there's no reason we should he fellowes, but prethe my wench is there not one Iack Gresha here?
No goodman looke like a Goose, but ther's one M. Iohn Gresham an English Gentleman here: and you know no maners, you would be caught some.
Doe my sweet Buffamacke: some Carryer or base knaue that hangs of my liberalitie: I hope tis not pure Tim, come for the second part of my beneuolence:
Admit him in that he may praise our fate, And see vs in our choisest pompe and state.Sante amen: Man Iohn, a wenchart Knaue, racke and manger knaue: bones a me, cannot a snatch and away serue your turne, but you must lie at racke and manger? Is this the ware you deale with seruant Iohn?
Sirra, Sirra, the dealing with such warre belongs not to our Trade: bones a me knaue, a Prentise must not occupie for himselfe but for his Master, to any purpose.
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And hee cannot occupie for his Master without the consent of his Mistresse.
Besides, thou canst not keepe open shop here, because thou art a forrainer, by the lawes of the Realme.
Not within the libertie: but I hope the suburbs tollerates any man or woman to occupie for themselues, they may doo't in the Citie too, and they be naturaliz'd once.
I but sirra, Ile haue none of my English Prentises Frenchefied; bones a me knaue, Ile haue thee deale with no such broken Commodities.
Your Worship must haue such as the Countrey yeelds, or none at all. But I pray ye sir, what's our trade?
And that the worst trade in all Christendome, and espe∣cially for French women: If they know a man to be a Haberda∣sher of small ware, thee'le haue no dealing with him, and there∣fore and you will haue any good Commodities here, you must change your copie, you neuer were a traueller: and therefore you know not what belongs too't; but you doe cleane mistake this Gentlewoman, and you take her for a light wench, weigh her in equall ballance, and you shall find her no such woman, no such woman Ile assure you.
Fore God sir, I would not haue you wrong the Gentle∣womans repute, for a world. This Metressa deales for herselfe and hath many sorts of ware at commaund, I was now bargai∣ning with her about a certaine Countrey Commoditie, and had not your cōming mar'd the Match, one had gone through for't. And further should you wrong the Ladies reputation heere in Fraunce, Ile assure you they haue the law of their sides, but to confirme your good opinion of her, this is she of whom I tooke vp your Commoditie of Matches; be sorry for your offence, and excuse you to her for shame maister.
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How, would you my gray Mare see? If it like your Ladyship, I came by water, and neither of Mares backe, nor horse backe.
No indeed Ladie, my name is not Frauneis, your ser∣uant and Iohn Hobson.
No points; yes indeed Ladie, I haue points at my hose, though I goe vntrust.
I haue no points in my parlour indeede, but I haue a hundred pounds worth in my shop.
How, must you haue money of me? Ile know where∣fore
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first, by your leaues.
No by my troth Master, such as in the Garden-allies, Ioane's as good as this French Ladie.
Harty commendations—vnderstand—reuerend master Hobson found with a whore in Roane,—place, a common bawdie house,—must be whipt.
In witnes wherof, all these honest gentlemen ey-witnesses, haue set to their hands, nay my mistresse shall know't, that's flat:
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are there not Wenches ynow in England, but you must walke ouer sea in your slippers, and venture (being not shod) to come into Fraunce a wenching, what an old man too! she shall know what a slipperie tricke you would haue serued her in your slippers in Fraunce.
Marry sir they say, if you will walke with them to their lodgings, for my sake they inuite you to dinner.
God a mercie Gentlemen, God a mercie Iohn, but bones a me knaue, where are their lodgings?
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Nay sfoote Iacke, hold on thy resolution: they say, that may happen in one houre that happens not againe in 7. yeare, and I should chance to take her in the right vaine, and she kind∣ly bestow her selfe vpon me, why then there's a man made from nothing, for before God I haue spent all and am not worth any thing, and indeed vnlesse this same good old Ladie Ramsie take some pitie vpon me & take me for better for worse, God knowes in which of the two Counters I shall keepe my next Christmas in, but by this hand if shee will accept of mee in this miserable estate that I am in now, for before God, I haue neither money nor credite, as I am an honest man, and thats more I am fear'd, then any man will beleeue of mee, ile forsweare all women but her, & wil not kisse any of my neighbours wiues for a kingdome. heres the house, Ile knock at the doore: what shal I doo't in the Cauellere humour, with whose within there Ho, or in the Puri∣tane humour, with by your leaue good brother: faith in neither, for in the one I shall be taken for a swaggring knaue, and in the other to be an hypocriticall foole: but honest Iacke in thine own honest humour plaine dealing's a Iewel, and I haue vs'd it so long I am next doore to a begger.
But Gods precious, what a plague make these here? these 2. are two of my Creditors, I must stoppe their mouthes, fleet them from hence, or all the fats in the fire.
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I hope Gentlemen you will say so anon. But you are alone, are you not?
A man hath reason to aske, beeing as I am, that neuer seeth his Creditors, but is a feard of the Catch-pole. But you are kind my friends, and I thanke you, you will beare with me.
I, Porters may; but you, that are sustantiall honest Cit∣tizens, there is no feare to be made of your breaking, you know there's no man solow but God can raise him; and though I am now out at heeles, or so as you thinke, I am in the way of pre∣ferment, & hope to be able to pay euery man within this houre.
How? why very easily, if I can compasse it: The truth is, though you would litle thinke it, I am a sutor for my L. Ramsey.
Why that's true too; for if shee were a Suter to mee, we should be man and wife straight & you should haue your money within this halfe houre. But looke, looke where shee comes: as you are good-men mum, patience and pray for my proceedings: If I do speed as I am partly perswaded, you shall haue your own with the aduantage, if I should be crost you know the worst, for∣bearance is no acquitance: but mum, if it prooue a match & any of you should chance to be in the Counter, you know my mar∣riage being spred, my word wil be currant, then mum.
See how fortunately all things chance, if it happen as I hope it wil, she taking a liking to me, here is a Priest to marry vs presently Madam.
Faith Lady necessary busines, & not to go far about the bush, I am come to be a Suter vnto you, & you know the fashion of yong men when they come a woing to ancient widowes, the way to speed is to begin thus.
You would say so Lady if you knew how forward I would be: but Madam you are rich, and by my Troth I am very poore, and I haue been as a man should say starke naught: but hee goes
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farre that neuer turnes, and if now I haue a desire to mend & be∣ing in so good a way, you know how vncharitable it were in you to put mee out of it, you may make an honest man of mee, if it, please you, and when thou hast made mee one, by my Troth Mall Ile keepe my selfe, for I am a Gentle man both by the fa∣thers side and mothers side, and though I haue not the mucke of the world I haue a great deale of good Loue, and I prethee ac∣cept of it.
I shall haue her sure: why ile tell you Sir, my Lady here is a comely, ancient, rich widow, & I am a honest, propper, poore young man, remembring stil I am a Gentleman, now what good her riches may doe to her pouertie, your grauetie may gesse: saue a soule perhaps M. Deane, looke you sir, it is but giuing my hand into hers, and hers into mine: M. Deane, I protest before God shee hath my heart already, and with some three or foure words which I know you haue by rote, make vs two my Ladie and I, one till death vs depart.
This Gentleman thinks that to be a matter of nothing. But doe you loue me as you doe protest?
Loue you Madam loue you by this hand: I shall haue her sure, friends you see how the businesse goes forward, bring me your billes to morow morning or vpon the hope that I haue, you may leaue them with me, I shall be able to discharge; Ha, ha, Iacke.
How will you maintaine me Sir, if I should marry you?
If I should marry you? Friends, you see how it goes now, to mor∣row within an houre after I am married, I must take the vpper hand of my Vncle, and the next Sunday I that was scarce worthy to fit in the Belferie, the Church-wardens fetch me, and seat me in the Chauncell.
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Doe Mall, prethee doe not thinke it so, be chosen one of the common Counsell, or one of the Masters of the Hospitall, so perhaps I shall neuer become it, marrie if I should bee chosen one of the Maisters of Bridewell, for some of my old acquain∣tance; fut, I would take it vpon me, vice must be corrected, vice must be corrected.
And one of your husbands Liuery Gownes, so now you trouble your selfe so much, that gold is to contract vs with∣all: a simple morning: Friends, you cannot beat me downe with your bils. M. Deane of Poules I pray you stay and dine with me you shall not say mee nay, the oftner you come, the more wel∣come.
See how a man may bee deceiued: I thought I should haue beene sure by this time well, though I shall not haue you, I shall haue this with a good will.
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Friends, Ploydens Prouerbe, The Case is altered and by my troth I haue learn'd you a Lesson, Forbearance is no Acquit∣tance.
Faith Madam, men that haue my hand, though not for my honesty, yet for the money that I owe them.
A stand there Lords. Whence comes this sound of shot?