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To Monsieur de Neusuic. LETTER XLIX.
SIR, If I were onely blind, I would try to make some answer, to the good words of your Letter; but the paine, which my ill eyes put me to, makes mee uncapable of this plea∣sing contention: and I cannot draw from my head, in the state it now is, any thing else but Water and Waxe. And besides the unhappie blindnesse I speake of, I am in such sort over∣flowed with Rheumes; that if it were in the time of the old Metamorphoses, I thinke veri∣ly, I should be turned into a Fountaine, and be∣come the subject of some new Fable. I have lost as well my smelling, as my taste; my Nose can make no difference betweene Spanish Lea∣ther, and an old Cowes hide: and I sneeze so continually; that all my conversation, is but to say, I thanke you; to them that say, God helpe you. Being in this estate, doe you not wonder, I write unto you, and have the boldnesse to be sending Letters? In truth, never complement cost me so deare as this, and if I would make use of the priviledge of sicke men, I might ve∣ry justly require a Dispensation; but I had not the power, to let your servant goe away, with∣out telling you, that you are a very honest Im∣postour; and that the Perigurain you send, is the most refined Frenchman that ever ranne