Argalus and Parthenia· as it hath been acted at the court before their Maiesties: and at the Private-House in Drury-Lane, by their Maiesties Servants. By Hen. Glapthorne.
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- Argalus and Parthenia· as it hath been acted at the court before their Maiesties: and at the Private-House in Drury-Lane, by their Maiesties Servants. By Hen. Glapthorne.
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'Tis your own flat foolery Alexis; you should with garbe and gesture pastorall, with as much scorne as you would o'returne your enemy at football, contemne the force of wo∣man, Why?
Women are shadows, fly away When follow'd, or desir'd to stay; But if you slight them, they will sue, Follow, intreat, nay flie to you: But if stiffe and strong you stand, You may tread them at command. But lie downe, the pretty Elves Will straight fall under you of themselves. Like my Spaniell, beaten, they Will lick your lips, and with you play. This is the reason why They love me so doggedly; You might by my example edifie, And live in peace Alexis.Ther's your foolery still, thou hast commerc'd it seemes with none but thine owne sheepe, and art farre sillie•• than they: your woman is the greatest dissembler in the world, and where they toy and jeere, they most affect:
Finally women are slippery, as at their tayles are Eeles, Their mindes as light as are their heeles.Page 30
Stay honest Strephon, I did late compose verses in hatred of them.
Now, as I am true Arcadian, thou would'st be whipt for this; Cupid shall cite thee into his Court for this by some of his villanous Apparators, where his wide conscienc'd Pro∣ctors, and their Clerks, shall with their pen and inkhornes beat thy braines out: if thou scap'st that, Ladies shall beat thee to death with their Monkies, you jack-a-napes; cham∣bermaids shall worry thee to death with kisses, than which there can be no greater tyranny; then, the very Cooke, and Milkmaids, shall in scolding prose, baste thee into a jelly, or charme thee into May-butter; you shall answer this, I'le peach, I'le play the Informer.
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Yes, and by the Queen of Corinth cur'd, whose sk•••• and care clens'd my fowle leprosie.
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If they were every one as big as a Turnip, it should not serve to feed my anger: well wenches, if you doe pardon him, may your maidenheads be a burden to you, till you bee fore∣score at least, then may you turne Witches, and some Goblin get them; or else perish in your Virginity, and leade Apes in Hell for't: Nay if you do forgive him, I will have you arraing'd of treason against Venus, and Cupid shall be your blind Judge, and condemne you for the fact, to loose your heads; your mai∣denheads I meane, and have a man of fourescore and ten for your Executioner.
You would faine cog your selfe into my favour again; but till you bee converted from this Clitophon, you shall not kisse the worst part about me.