The vicar of Wakefield: a tale. Supposed to be written by himself. ... [pt.1]
Goldsmith, Oliver, 1730?-1774.
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A new and great acquaintance intro|duced. What we place most hopes upon, generally proves most fatal.

AT a small distance from the house my predecessor had made a seat, over|shaded by an hedge of hawthorn and ho|neysuckle. Here, when the weather was fine, and our labour soon finished, we usu|ally all sate together, to enjoy an exten|sive landschape, in the calm of the evening. Here too we drank tea, which now was become an occasional banquet; and as we had it but seldom, it diffused a new joy, the preparations for it being made with no small share of bustle and ceremony. On these occasions, our two little ones al|ways read for us, and they were regularly served after we had done. Sometimes, to give a variety to our amusements, the girls Page  42 sung to the guitar; and while they thus formed a little concert, my wife and I would stroll down the sloping field, that was embellished with blue bells and cen|taury, talk of our children with rapture, and enjoy the breeze that wafted both health and harmony.

In this manner we began to find that every situation in life might bring its own peculiar pleasures: every morning waked us to a repetition of toil; but the evening repaid it with vacant hilarity.

It was about the beginning of autumn, on a holiday, for I kept such as intervals of relaxation from labour, that I had drawn out my family to our usual place of amuse|ment, and our young musicians began their usual concert. As we were thus engaged, we saw a stag bound nimbly by, within about twenty paces of where we were sit|ting, and by its panting, it seemed prest by the hunters. We had not much time to reflect upon the poor animal's distress, Page  43 when we perceived the dogs and horsemen come sweeping along at some distance be|hind, and making the very path it had taken. I was instantly for returning in with my family; but either curiosity or surprize, or some more hidden motive, held my wife and daughters to their seats. The hunts|man, who rode foremost, past us with great swiftness, followed by four or five persons more, who seemed in equal haste. At last, a young gentleman of a more genteel ap|pearance than the rest, came forward, and for a while regarding us, instead of pursu|ing the chace, stopt short, and giving his horse to a servant who attended, approach|ed us with a careless superior air. He seemed to want no introduction, but was going to salute my daughters as one cer|tain of a kind reception; but they had early learnt the lesson of looking presump|tion out of countenance. Upon which he let us know that his name was Thorn|hill, and that he was owner of the estate that lay for some extent round us. He again, therefore, offered to salute the fe|male Page  44 part of the family, and such was the power of fortune and fine cloaths, that he found no second repulse. As his address, though confident, was easy, we soon be|came more familiar; and perceiving mu|sical instruments lying near, he begged to be favoured with a song. As I did not ap|prove of such disproportioned acquain|tances, I winked upon my daughters in order to prevent their compliance; but my hint was counteracted by one from their mo|ther; so that with a chearful air they gave us a favourite song of Dryden's. Mr. Thornhill seemed highly delighted with their per|formance and choice, and then took up the guitar himself. He played but very indif|ferently; however, my eldest daughter re|paid his former applause with interest, and assured him that his tones were louder than even those of her master. At this com|pliment he bowed, which she returned with a curtesy. He praised her taste, and she commended his understanding: an age could not have made them better acquaint|ed. While the fond mother too, equally Page  45 happy, insisted upon her landlord's stepping in, and tasting a glass of her gooseberry. The whole family seemed earnest to please him: my girls attempted to entertain him with topics they thought most modern, while Moses, on the contrary, gave him a question or two from the ancients, for which he had the satisfaction of being laughed at; for he always ascribed to his wit that laughter which was lavished at his simplicity: my little ones were no less bu|sy, and fondly stuck close to the stranger. All my endeavours could scarce keep their dirty fingers from handling and tarnishing the lace on his cloaths, and lifting up the flaps of his pocket holes, to see what was there. At the approach of evening he took leave; but not till he had requested permission to renew his visit, which, as he was our landlord, we most readily agreed to.

As soon as he was gone, my wife called a council on the conduct of the day. She was of opinion, that it was a most fortu|nate Page  46 hit; for that she had known even stranger things at last brought to bear. She hoped again to see the day in which we might hold up our heads with the best of them; and concluded, she protested she could see no reason why the two Miss Wrinklers should marry great fortunes, and her children get none. As this last argu|ment was directed to me, I protested I could see no reason for it neither, nor why one got the ten thousand pound prize in the lottery, and another sate down with a blank.

"But those,"
added I,
"who either aim at husbands greater than themselves, or at the ten thousand pound prize, have been fools for their ridiculous claims, whether successful or not."
"I protest, Charles,"
cried my wife,
"this is the way you always damp my girls and me when we are in Spirits. Tell me, Sophy, my dear, what do you think of our new visitor? Don't you think he seemed to be good-natured?"
"Immensely so, indeed, Mamma,"
replied she.
"I think he has a great deal to say upon every Page  47 thing, and is never at a loss; and the more trifling the subject, the more he has to say; and what is more, I protest he is very handsome."
cried Olivia,
"he is well enough for a man; but for my part, I don't much like him, he is so extremely impudent and fami|liar; but on the guitar he is shocking."
These two last speeches I interpreted by contraries. I found by this, that Sophia internally despised, as much as Olivia se|cretly admired him.—
"Whatever may be your opinions of him, my children,"
cried I,
"to confess a truth, he has not prepossest me in his favour. Dispropor|tioned friendships ever terminate in dis|gust; and I thought, notwithstanding all his ease, that he seemed perfectly sensible of the distance between us. Let us keep to companions of our own rank. There is no character among men more contemptible than that of a fortune-hunter, and I can see no reason why fortune-hunting women should not be contemptible too. Thus, at best, it will Page  48 be contempt if his views are honoura|ble; but if they are otherwise! I should shudder but to think of that; for though I have no apprehensions from the con|duct of my children, I think there are some from his character."
—I would have proceeded, but for the interruption of a servant from the 'Squire, who, with his compliments, sent us a side of venison, and a promise to dine with us some days after. This well-timed present pleaded more powerfully in his favour, than any thing I had to say could obviate. I there|fore continued silent, satisfied with just hav|ing pointed out danger, and leaving it to their own discretion to avoid it. That vir|tue which requires to be ever guarded, is scarce worth the centinel.