The life of John Buncle: Esq; containing various observations and reflections, made in several parts of the world, and many extraordinary relations. [pt.2]

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The life of John Buncle: Esq; containing various observations and reflections, made in several parts of the world, and many extraordinary relations. [pt.2]
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Amory, Thomas, 1691?-1788?
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THE LIFE OF John Buncle, Esq

PART II.

SECTION I.

Felices homines! quos stricto foedere jungit, Et socios natura facit! sic cura levatur! Sic augentur opes! sic mutua gaudia crescunt! Thompson's Tuphlo-pero-gamia* 1.1.

That is,

Go, happy pair! in strictest bonds ally'd! Whom nature joins, and can, alone, divide: 'Tis thus, their riches, and their joys increase, Their cares grow lighter, and they smile in peace.

* 1.2§. 1. WHEN I consider how happy I have been in the married state, and in a succession of seven wives, never had one uneasy hour; that even a Paradise, without an Eve, would

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have been a wilderness to me; that the woods, the groves, the walks, the pro∣spects, the flowers, the fruits, the day, the night, all would have wanted a relish, without that dear, delightful companion, a wife; it amazes me to hear many sen∣sible people speak with abhorrence of ma∣trimony, and insist upon it, that wedlock produces so many troubles, even where the pair have affection, and sorrows so very great, when they have no love for each other, or begin to fail in the kind and obliging offices, that it is contrary to reason to contract, if we have a just regard to peace and satisfaction of mind, and would avoid, as much as pos∣sible, the woes and bewailings of this turbid period. If you have acquired the divine habits, marriage may unhinge them. It often forces even the pious into immoralities. True, unhappy are many a wedded pair: years of calamity this engagement has pro∣duced to thousands of mortals: it has made the most pious divines become very cruel, as I could relate: it has caused the most generous, sensible men, to murder the wo∣men they adored before they were their wives.

The History of Orlando and Bellinda.

§. 2. This story has been told before by the Tatler, in his 172d paper; but as he has

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related only by hear say, and was mistaken in several particulars, the account I give of this extraordinary affair, may be grateful to the reader.

When I was a little boy in Dublin, be∣tween seven and eight, Mr. Eustace and his Lady lived next door to my father, in Smithfield, and the two families were inti∣mate. Being a lively prating thing, Mrs. Eustace was fond of me, and by tarts and fruit, encouraged me to run into her parlour as often as I could. This made me well acquainted in the house; and, as I was a remarker so early in my life, I had an op∣portunity of making the following observa∣tions.

Orlando Eustace was a tall, thin, strong man, well made, and a very genteel person. His face was pale, and marked with the small-pox: his features were good, and yet there was something fierce in his look, even when he was not displeased. He had sense and learning, and, with a large fortune, was a generous man; but passionate to an amaz∣ing degree, for his understanding; and a trifle would throw him into a rage. He had been humoured in every thing from his cradle, on account of his fine estate; from his infancy to his manhood, had been continually flattered, and in every thing obeyed. This made him opinionated and proud, obstinate,

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and incapable of bearing the least contradic∣tion.

Bellinda Coot, his Lady, with whom he had been passionately in love, was as fine a figure as could be seen among the daughters of men. Her person was charming; her face was beautiful, and had a sweetness in it that was pleasing to look at. Her vivacity was great, and her understanding extraordi∣nary; but she had a satirical wit, and a va∣nity, which made her delight in shewing the weakness of other minds, and the clearness of her own conception. She was too good, however, to have the least malice in such procedure. It was human weakness, and a desire to make her neighbours wiser. Un∣fortunately for her, she was married to a man, who, of all men in the world, was the unfittest subject for her quick fancy to act on.

But, notwithstanding this, Eustace and Bellinda were, for the most of their time, very fond. As she was formed in a prodi∣gality of nature, to shew mankind a finished composition, and had wit and charms enough to fire the dullest and most insensible heart; a man of Orlando's taste for the sex, could not be without an inflamed heart, when so near the transporting object of desire. She was his delight for almost a year, the dear support of his life. He seemed to value her

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esteem, her respect, her love; and endea∣voured to merit them by the virtues which fortify love: and therefore, when by his be∣ing short, positive, and unreasonable in his dictates, as was too often his wont; and on her being intemperate in the strong senti∣ments her imagination produced upon the oc∣casion, which was too frequently the case; when they seemed to forget the Apostle's ad∣vice for a while, that ye love one another with a pure heart, fervently; 1 Pet. i. 22. and had strifes and debates, which shewed, for the time they lasted, that they were far from being perfect and entire, wanting nothing; then would her throwing her face into smiles, with some tender expression, prove a recon∣ciling method at once. Till the fatal night, this always had a power to soften pain, to ease and calm the raging man.

But poor at best is the condition of hu∣man life here below; and, when to weak and imperfect faculties, we add inconsisten∣cies, and do not act up to the eternal law of reason, and of God; when love of fame, curiosity, resentment, or any of our particu∣lar propensities; when humour, vanity, or any of our inferior powers, are permitted to act against justice and veracity, and in∣stead of reflecting on the reason of the thing, or the right of the case, that by the influence this has on the mind, we may be constituted

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virtuous, and attached to truth; we go down with the current of the passions, and let bent and humour determine us, in oppo∣sition to what is decent and fit: if in a state so unfriendly as this is, to the heavenly and divine life, where folly and vice are for ever striving to introduce disorder into our frame, and it is difficult indeed, to preserve, in any degree, an integrity of character, and peace within: — if, in such a situation, instead of labouring to destroy all the seeds of envy, pride, ill-will, and impatience, and endea∣vouring to establish and maintain a due inward oeconomy and harmony, by paying a perpetual regard to truth, that is, to the real circum∣stances and relation of things in which we stand, — to the practice of reason in its just extent, according to the capacities and natures of every being; we do, on the contrary, dis∣regard the moral faculty, and become a mere system of passions and affections, without any thing at the head of them to govern them; — what then can be expected, but deficiency and deformity, degeneracy and guilty prac∣tice? This was the case of Eustace and Bel∣linda. Passion and own-will were so near and intimate to him, that he seemed to live un∣der a deliberate resolution not to be governed by reason. He would wink at the light he had, struggle to evade conviction, and make his mind a chaos and a hell. Bellinda, at the

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same time, was too quick, too vain, and too often forgot to take into her idea of a good character, a continual subordination of the lower powers of our nature to the faculty of reason. This produced the following scene.

Maria (sister to Bellinda) returned one evening with a five-guinea fan she had bought that afternoon, and was tedious in praising some Indian figures that were painted in it. Mrs. Eustace, who had a taste for pictures, said, the colours were fine, but the images ridiculous and despicable; and her sister must certainly be a little Indian-mad, or her fond∣ness for every thing from that side of the globe could not be so excessive and extrava∣gant as it always appeared to be.

To this Maria replied with some heat, and Eustace very peremptorily insisted upon it, that she was right. With positiveness and passion, he magnified the beauties of the fi∣gures in the fan, and with violence reflected so severely on the good judgment Bellinda, upon all occasions, pretended to, (as he ex∣pressed it) that at last, her imagination was fired, and, with too much eagerness, she not only ridiculed the opinion of her sister, in respect of such things, but spoke with too much warmth against the despotic tempers of self-sufficient husbands.

To reverence and obey (she said) was not required by any obligation, when men were

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unreasonable, and paid no regard to a wife's domestic and personal felicity; nor would she give up her understanding to his weak deter∣mination, since custom cannot confer an au∣thority which nature has denied: It cannot license a husband to be unjust, nor give right to treat her as a slave. If this was to be the case in matrimony, and women were to suf∣fer under conjugal vexations, as she did, by his senseless arguments every day, they had better bear the reproach and solitude of anti∣quated virginity, and be treated as the re∣fuse of the world, in the character of old maids.

This too lively, though just speech, en∣raged Eustace to the last degree, and from a fury, he sunk in a few minutes into a total sullen silence, and sat for half an hour, while I stayed, cruelly determining, I suppose, her sad doom. Bellinda soon saw she had gone too far, and did all that could be done to recover him from the fit he was in. She smiled, cried, asked pardon; but 'twas all in vain. Every charm had lost its power, and he seemed no longer man. When this beauty stood weep∣ing by his chair, and said, My love, forgive me, as it was in rallery only I spoke, and let our pleasures and pains be hereafter ho∣nestly shared; I remember the tears burst from my eyes, and in that condition I went away. It was frightful to look at Eustace,

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as he shook, started, and wildly stared; and the distress his Lady appeared in, was enough to make the most stony heart bleed: it was a dismal scene.

This happened at nine at night, and at ten Orlando withdrew to bed, without speak∣ing one word, as I was informed. Soon af∣ter he lay down, he pretended to be fast asleep, and his wife rejoicing to find him so, as she believed, in hopes that nature's soft nurse would lull the active instruments of motion, and calm the raging operations of his mind: she resigned herself to slumbers, and thought to abolish for that night every disagreeable sensation of pain: but no soon∣er did this furious man find that his charm∣ing wife was really asleep, than he plunged a dagger into her breast. The monster re∣peated the strokes, while she had life to speak to him, in the tenderest manner, and conjured him, in regard to his own happi∣ness, to let her live, and not sink himself in∣to perdition here and hereafter, by her death. In vain she prayed; he gave her a thousand wounds, and I saw her the next morning a bloody, mangled corpse, in the great house in Smithfield, which stood at a distance from the street, with a wall before it, and an avenue of high trees up to the door; and not in the country, as the Tatler says.

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Eustace fled, when he thought she was expiring, (though she lived for an hour after, to relate the case to her maid, who heard her groan, and came into her room) and went from Dublin to a little lodge he had in the country, about twenty miles from town. The magistrates, in a short time, had infor∣mation where he was; and one John Mansel, a constable, a bold and strong man, under∣took, for a reward, to apprehend him. To this purpose, he set out immediately, with a case of pistols, and a hanger, and lurked several days and nights in the fields, before he could find an opportunity of coming at him; for Eustace lived by himself in the house, well secured by strong doors and bars, and only went out now and then, to an ale-house, the master of which was his friend. Near it, at last, about break of day, Man∣sel chanced to find him, and, upon his re∣fusing to be made a prisoner, and cocking a pistol to shoot the officer of justice, both their pistols were discharged at once, and they both dropt down dead men. Eustace was shot in the heart, and the constable in the brain. They were both brought to Dublin on one of the little low-back'd cars there used; and I was one of the boys that followed the car, from the beginning of James-street, the out-side of the city, all thro' the town. Eustace's head hung dangling

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near the ground, with his face upwards, and his torn bloody breast bare; and of all the faces of the dead I have seen, none ever look∣ed like his. There was an anxiety, a rage, a horror, and a despair to be seen in it, that no pencil could express.

* 2.1§. 3. Thus fell Eustace in the 29th year of his age, and by his hand his virtuous, beautiful, and ingenious wife: and what are we to learn from thence? is it, that on such accounts, we ought to dread wedlock, and never be concerned with a wife; No, surely; but to be from thence convinced, that it is necessary, in order to a happy marriage, to bring the will to the obedience of reason, and acquire an equanimity in the general tenour of life. Of all things in this world, moral dominion, or the empire over ourselves, is not only the most glorious, as reason is the su∣perior nature of man, but the most valu∣able, in respect of real human happiness. A conformity to reason, or good sense, and to the inclination of our neighbours, with very little money, may produce great and lasting felicity; but without this subservience to our own reason, complaisance to company, and softness and benevolence to all around us, the greatest misery does frequently sprout from the largest stock of fortunes.

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It was by ungoverned passions, that Eu∣stace murdered his wife and died himself, the most miserable and wretched of all hu∣man beings. He might have been the hap∣piest of mortals, if he had conformed to the dictates of reason, and softened his pas∣sions, as well for his own ease, as in compli∣ance to a creature formed with a mind of a quite different make from his own. There is a sort of sex in souls; and, exclusive of that love and patience which our religion re∣quires, every couple should remember, that there are things which grow out of their very natures, that are pardonable, when con∣sidered as such. Let them not, therefore, be spying out faults, nor find a satisfaction in reproaching; but let them examine to what consequences their ideas tend, and resolve to cease from cherishing them, when they lead to contention and mischief. Let them both endeavour to amend what is wrong in each other, and act as becomes their character, in practising the social duties of married per∣sons, which are so frequently and strongly inculcated by revelation and natural reason; and then, instead of matrimony's being a burthen, and hanging a weight upon our very beings, there will be no appearance of evil in it, but harmony and joy will shed un∣mixed felicities on them: they will live in no low degree of beatitude in the suburbs of heaven.

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This was my case: wedlock to me be∣came the greatest blessing; a scene of the most refined friendship, and a condition to which nothing can be added to complete the sum of human felicity. So I found the holy and sublime relation, and in the wilds of Westmoreland, enjoyed a happiness as great as human nature is capable of, on this planet. Sensible to all the ties of social truth and ho∣nour, my partner and I lived in perfect feli∣city, on the products of our solitary farm. The amiable dispositions of her mind, chear∣fulness, good nature, discretion, and dili∣gence, gave a perpetual dignity and lustre to the grace and loveliness of her person; and as I did all that love and fidelity could do, by practising every rule of caution, prudence, and justice, to prevent variance, soften cares, and preserve affection undiminished, the har∣mony of our state was unmixed and divine. Since the primitive institution of the relation, it never existed in a more delightful manner. Devoted to each other's heart, we desired no other happiness in this world, than to pass life away together in the solitude we were in. We lived, hoped, and feared but for each other; and made it our daily study to be what revealed religion prescribes, and the concurrent voice of nature requires, in the sacred tie. Do so likewise, ye mortals, who intend to marry, and ye may, like us, be

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happy. As the instincts and passions were wisely and kindly given us, to subserve many purposes of our present state, let them have their proper, subaltern share of action; but let reason ever have the sovereignty, (the di∣vine law of reason and truth) and be, as it were, sail and wind to the vessel of life.

* 2.2§. 4. Two years, almost, this fine scene lasted, and during that period, the business and diversions of our lone retreat appeared so various and pleasing, that it was not possible to think a hundred years so spent, in the least degree dull and tedious. Exclusive of books and gardening, and the improvement of the farm, we had, during the sine sea∣son, a thousand charming amusements on the mountains, and in the glens and vallies of that sweet silent place. Whole days we would spend in fishing, and dine in some cool grot by the water-side, or under an aged tree, on the margin of some beautiful stream. We generally used the fly and rod; but, if in haste, had recourse to one of the little water-falls, and, by fixing a net under one of them, would take a dozen or two of very large trouts, in a few minutes time.

By a little water-fall, I mean one of those that are formed by some small river, which tumbles there in various places, from rock to rock, about four feet each fall, and makes a

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most beautiful view from top to bottom of a fall. There are many of these falling waters among the vast mountains of Westmoreland. I have seen them likewise in the Highlands of Scotland.

* 2.3At Glencrow, half way between Dumbar∣ton and Inverary, there are some very fine ones, and just by them one Campbell keeps a poor inn. There we were entertained with water and whisky, oat-cakes, milk, butter, and trouts he took by the net, at one of the little falls of a river that descends a prodi∣gious mountain near his lone house, and forms, like what we have at Orton-Lodge, a most beautiful scene. Several happy days I passed at this place, with a dear creature, who is now a saint in heaven.

* 2.4At other times we had the diversion of taking as much carp and tench as we pleased, in a large, standing, fenny water, that lies about two miles from the lodge, in a glen, and always found the fish of this water of an enormous size, three feet long, though the general length of fish of this species is eleven inches in our ponds: this vast bigness must be owing to the great age of these fish; I may suppose, at least, an hundred years; for it is certain, that in garden-ponds, which have, for experiment's sake, been left undis∣turbed for many years, the carp and tench

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have been found alive, and grown to a sur∣prizing bigness.

* 2.5A gentleman, my near relation, who lived to a very long age, put some fish of these species into a pond, the day that Colonel Ewer, at the head of seven other officers, presented to the Commons that fatal remon∣strance, which in fact took off the head of Charles, that is, November 20, 1648; and in the year 1727, seventy-nine years after, on his return to that seat, he found them all alive, and near two feet and a half in length. This demonstrates that fish may live to a very great age. It likewise proves that they continue to grow till they are an hundred years old, and then are the finest eating.

Another of our amusements, during the summer's bright day, was the pointer and gun, for the black cock, the moor cock, and the cock of the wood, which are in great plenty on those vast hills. Charlotte was fond of this sport, and would walk with me for hours, to see me knock down the game; till, late in the evening, we would wan∣der over the fells, and then return to our clean, peaceful, little house, to sup as ele∣gantly on our birds(1) 2.6, as the great could

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do, and with a harmony and unmixed joy they are for ever strangers to. After supper, over some little nectared-bowl, we sweetly chatted, till it was bed-time; or I played on my flute, and Charlotte divinely sung. It was a happy life; all the riches and honours of the world cannot produce such scenes of bliss as we experienced in a cottage, in the

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Wilds of Westmoreland. Even the winter, which is ever boisterous and extreme cold in that part of the world, was no severity to us. As we had most excellent provisions of every kind in abundance, and plenty of firing from the ancient woods, which cover many of those high hills; and two men servants, and two maids, to do whatever tended to be∣ing and to well-being, to supply our wants, and to complete our happiness. — This soften∣ed the hard rough scene, and the roaring waters, and the howling winds, appeared pleasing sounds. In short, every season, and all our hours, were quite charming, and full of delight. Good Tom Fleming, our friend, did likewise enhance our felicity, by coming once or twice a week to see us, and staying sometimes two or three days. In the summer time, we also went now and then to visit him; and, if one was inclined to melancholy, yet it was impossible to be dull while he was by. His humour, and his songs, over a bowl of punch, were enough to charm the most splenetic, and make even rancour throw its face into smiles.

* 2.10§. 5. Two years, as I have said, this fine scene lasted; and during that soft, trans∣porting period, I was the happiest man on earth. But in came Death, when we least expected him, snatched my charming part∣ner

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from me, and melted all my happiness into air, into thin air. A fever, in a few days, snapt off the thread of her life, and made me the child of affliction, when I had not a thought of the mourner. Language cannot paint the distress this calamity reduced me to; nor give an idea of what I suffered, when I saw her eyes swimming in death, and the throws of her departing spirit. Blest as she was, in the exercise of every virtue that adorns a woman, how inconsolable must her husband be! and, to add to my distress, by the same fever fell my friend Tom Fle∣ming, who came the day before my wife sickened to see us. One of my lads likewise died, and the two servant maids. They all lay dead around me, and I sat like one in∣animate by the corps of Charlotte, till Fryer Fleming, (the brother of Tom,) brought cof∣fins and buried them all. Thus did felicity vanish from my sight, and I remained like a traveller in Greenland, who had lost the sun.

* 2.11§. 6. O eloquent, just, and mighty death! (says Raleigh) It is thou alone puts wisdom into the human heart, and suddenly makes man to know himself. It is death that makes the conquenor ashamed of his fame, and wish he had rather stolen out of the world, than purchased the report of his ac∣tions,

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by rapine, oppression, and cruelty; by giving in spoil the innocent and labouring soul to the idle and insolent; by emptying the cities of the world of their ancient inha∣bitants, and filling them again with so many; and so variable sorts of sorrows. It is death tells the proud and insolent, that they are but objects, and humbles them at the instant; makes them cry, complain, and repent; yea, even to hate their former happiness. It is death takes the account of the rich, and proves him a beggar, a naked beggar, which hath interest in nothing but the gravel which fills his mouth. It is death holds a glass be∣fore the eyes of the most beautiful, and makes them see therein their deformity and rotten∣ness; and they acknowledge it.

Whom none could advise, thou hast per∣suaded: what none have dared, thou hast done: and whom all the world hath flatter∣ed, thou only hast cast out of the world, and despised. Thou hast drawn together all the far-stretched greatness, all the pride, cruelty, and ambition, of man; all the powerful charms of beauty; and covered it all over with these two narrow words, Hic jacet.

Nor is this all, mighty death! It is thou that leadest to the resurrection of the dead; the dissolution of the world; the judgment day; and the eternal state of men. It is

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thou that finishes the trial of men, and seals their characters, for happiness or misery for ever.

Be thou then, death, our morning and evening meditation: let us learn from thee the vanity of all human things; and that it is the most amazing folly, to melt away time, and mis-apply talents, as the generality of reasonable beings do: that we were not made men, thinking, rational beings, capa∣ble of the noblest contemplations, to spend all our thoughts and time in sense and plea∣sure, in dressing, feeding, and sporting; or, in purchases, building and planting; but to prepare for a dying hour; that, when at the call of God, we go out of the body, not knowing whither we go, we may, like Abra∣ham, travel by faith, and trust to the con∣duct of the Lord of all countries. Since we must die, and thy power, O death, we see, is uncontrolable: since to the dust we must return, and take our trial at the bar of Almighty God, as intelligent and free agents; (for under moral government, and God is a perfectly wise and righteous governor, the wickedness of the wicked will be upon him, and the righteousness of the righteous will be upon him;) — since we must be numbered with the dead, and our circumstances and condition indicate a future judgment, surely we ought to remove our chief concern from this world

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to the other, and transfer our principal regard to the immortal spirit; that in the hour of agony, a virtuous mind, purity of conscience, and good actions, may procure us the favour of God, and the guidance of his good spirit to the mansions of the blessed, where new pleasures are for ever springing up, and the happiness of the heavenly inhabitants is per∣petually increasing. This is the one thing needful. Death demonstrates, that this world of darkness and error, changes and chances, is not worth fixing our heart on. To secure our passage into the regions of per∣fect and eternal day, should be the employ∣ment of immortal mortals.

§. 7. Thus did I reflect as I sat among the dead, with my eyes fastened on the breath∣less corps of Charlotte, and I wished, if it was possible, to have leave to depart, and in the hospitable grave, lie down from toil and pain, to take my last repose; for I knew not what to do, nor where to go. I was not qualified for the world; nor had I a friend, or even an acquaintance in it, that I knew where to find. But in vain I prayed; it was otherwise decreed: I must go on, or continue a solitary in the wild I was in. The latter it was not possible for me to do, in the state of mind I was in; overwhelmed with sorrow, and without a companion of

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any kind; and therefore, I must of necessity go to some other place. I sold all the liv∣ing things I had to Fryar Fleming, and lock∣ed up my doors. My furniture, linen, clothes, books, liquors, and some salt pro∣visions, instruments of various kinds, and such like things, I left in their several places. There was no one to take them, or proba∣bility that any one would come there to dis∣turb them; and perhaps, some time or other, the fates might bring me back again to the lone place. Though it was then a desolate, silent habitation, a striking memento of the vanity and precarious existence of all human good things; yet it was possible, that hearty friendship, festivity, and social life, might once more be seen there. The force and operation of casualties did wonders every day, and time might give me even a relish for the solitude in a few years more. Thus did I settle affairs in that remote place; and, taking leave of my friend, the fryar, with my lad O Finn, rode off.

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SECTION II.

Collect thy powers divine, and then drive off That evil thing call'd fear, that slavish fiend. Let hope, let joy, thy bosom inmates be, Through life still cherish'd, and in death held fast. A gracious God, loud-speaking to thy heart, Through all his works, this truth inculcates still, Nature's thy nurse, and providence thy friend. Integrity, with fearless heart, ride on: Undaunted tread the various path through life. Day Thoughts.

* 2.12§. 1. THE sun was rising, when we mounted our horses, and I a∣gain went out to try my fortune in the world; not like the Chevalier of La Mancha, in hopes of conquering a kingdom, or mar∣rying some great Princess; but to see if I could find another good country girl for a wife, and get a little more money; as they were the only two things united, that could secure me from melancholy, and confer real happiness. To this purpose, as the day was extremely fine, and Finn had something cold, and a couple of bottles at the end of his va∣life, I gave my horse the rein, and let him take what way his fancy chose. For some time, he gently trotted the path he had of∣ten gone, and over many a mountain made

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his road: but at last, he brought me to a place I was quite a stranger to, and made a full stop at a deep and rapid water, which ran by the bottom of a very high hill I had not been up before. Over this river I made him go, though it was far from being safe, and in an hour's ride from that flood, came to a fine rural scene.

* 2.13§. 2. It was pasture-ground, of a large extent, and in many places covered with groves of trees, of various kinds; walnuts, chesnuts, and oaks; the poplar, the plane∣tree, the mulberry, and maple. There was likewise the Phoenician cedar, the larix, the large-leafed laurel, and the cytissus of Vir∣gil. In the middle of this place were the ruins of an old seat, over-run with shrubby plants; the Virginia creeper, the box-thorn, the jessamine, the honey-suckle, the peri∣winkle, the birdweed, the ivy, and the climber; and near the door was a flowing spring of water, which formed a beautiful stream, and babbled to the river we came from. Charming scene! so silent, sweet, and pretty, that I was highly pleased with the discovery.

* 2.14§. 3. On the margin of the brook, un∣der a mulberry tree, I dined, on something which Finn produced from his wallet, tongue

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and ham, and potted black cock; and having drank a pint of cyder, set out again, to try what land lay right onwards. In an hour, we came to a large and dangerous watery moor, which we crossed over with great difficulty, and then arrived at a range of mountains, through which there was a nar∣row pass, wet and stony, a long and tedi∣ous ride, which ended on the border of a fine country: at four in the afternoon, we arrived on the confines of a plain, about a hundred acres, which was strewed with va∣rious flowers of the earth's natural produce, that rendered the glebe delightful to behold, and was surrounded with groves. The place had all the charms that verdure, fo∣rest, and vale, can give a country. In the centre of this ground was a handsome square building, and behind it a large and beauti∣ful garden, which had a low, thick, holly-hedge, that encompassed it. As the door of this house was not locked, but opened by a silver spring turner, I went in, and found it was one fine spacious room, filled on every side with books, bound in an extraordinary manner. Globes, telescopes, and other in∣struments of various kinds, were placed on stands, and there were two fine writing∣tables, one at each end of the library, which had paper, ink, and pens. In the middle of the room there was a reading∣desk,

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which had a short inscription, and on it leaned the skeleton of a man. The le∣gend said,—This skeleton was once Charles Henley, Esq

Amazed I stood, looking on these things, and wondered much at the figure of the bones, tack'd together with wires; once, to be sure, the master of this grand collection of books and manuscripts, and this fine room, so sweetly situated in the centre of distant groves: this skeleton had a striking effect on my mind; and the more so, as it held a scroll of parchment, on which was beautifully written in the court-hand, (to ap∣pear more remarkable, I suppose) the fol∣lowing lines:

"Fellow-mortal, whoever thou art, whom the fates shall conduct into this chamber, remember, that before many years are passed, thou must be laid in the bed of corruption, in the dark caverns of death, among the lifeless dust, and rotten bones of others, and from the grave proceed to the general resur∣rection of all. To new life and vigour thou wilt most certainly be raised, to be brought to a great account. Naked and defenceless thou must stand before the awful tribunal of the great God, and from him receive a final sentence, which shall determine and fix thee in an eternal state of happiness or misery.

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What an alarm should this be! Ponder, my fellow-mortal; and remember, God now commandeth men every where to repent, because he hath appointed a day, in which he will judge the world in righteousness, by that man, whom he hath ordained; where∣of he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead.— Judge the world!judgment! — the very found is solemn. Should it not deaden some part, at least, of your concern for things temporal, and quicken your care and indus∣try for the future life; — ought it not to make us condemn, before the dying hour, our vanity, and devotedness to bodily things, and make us employ the greatest part of our time in the acquisition of wisdom, and an improvement in virtue, that when we appear at the sessions of righteousness, a sacred knowledge, a heavenly piety, and an ange∣lic goodness, may secure us from eternal pu∣nishment, and entitle us to a glorious eterni∣ty? Since a future judgment is most certainly the case, and the consequence eternal dam∣nation or salvation, how contemptible a thing is a long busy life, spent in raking through the mire of trade and business, in pursuit of riches and a large estate; or in sweating up the steep hill of ambition, after fame and ambition; or in living and dres∣sing as if we were all body, and sent into

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time for no other purpose, than to adorn like idols, gratify like brutes, and waste life in sensuality and vanity:—how contemp∣tible and unreasonable is this kind of exist∣ence for beings, who were created to no other end, than to be partakers of a divine life with God, and sing hallelujahs to all e∣ternity; to separate the creature from error, fiction, impurity, and corruption, and ac∣quire that purity and holiness, which alone can see God. Away then with a worldly heart: away with all those follies, which en∣gage us like fools and madmen; and let the principal thing be, to follow the steps of our great master, by patience and resignation, by a charity and contempt of the world; and by keeping a conscience void of offence, a∣midst the changes and chances of this mor∣tal life; that at his second coming, to judge the world, we may be found acceptable in his sight.

What a scene must this second coming be! I saw, (says an apostle) a great white throne, and him that sat on it; from whose face the earth and the heavens fled away, and there was no place found for them; and I saw the dead small and great stand before God; and the books were opened, and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books: and the sea gave up her dead, and death and hell delivered

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up their dead which were in them, and they were judged every man, according to their works. The secret wickedness of men will be brought to light; and concealed piety and per∣secuted virtue be acknowledged and honour∣ed. While innocence and piety are set at the right hand of the judge, and the righte∣ous shall shine forth as the sun in the king∣dom of their father for ever and ever, shame and confusion must sit upon the faces of the sinner and the ungodly. Damnation will stand before the brethren in iniquity, and when the intolerable sentence is executed, what inexpressible agonies will they fall into? what amazement and excesses of horror must seize upon them?

Ponder then, in time, fellow-mortal, and chuse to be good, rather than to be great: prefer your baptismal vows to the pomps and vanities of this world; and value the se∣cret whispers of a good conscience more than the noise of popular applause.

Since you must appear before the judg∣ment-seat of Christ; that every one may re∣ceive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad, let it be your work from morning till night, to keep Jesus in your hearts; and long for nothing, desire nothing, hope for no∣thing, but to have all that is within you changed into the spirit and temper of the holy

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Jesus. Wherever you go, whatever you do, do all in imitation of his temper and in∣clination; and look upon all as nothing, but that which exercises and increases the spirit and life of Christ in your souls.—Let this be your Christianity, your church, and your religion, and the judgment-day will be a charming scene. If in this world, the will of the creature, as an offspring of the divine will, wills and works with the will of God, and labours, without ceasing, to come as near as mortals can, to the purity and per∣fection of the divine nature; then will the day of the Lord be a day of great joy, and with unutterable pleasure, you shall hear that tremendous voice: Awake, ye dead, and come to judgment. In transports, and full of honour and glory, the wise and righteous, will hear the happy sentence, Come, ye blessed of my father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world."

This, and the skeleton, astonished me not a little; and my wonder at the whole in∣creased, as I could find no human creature living, nor discover any house or cottage for an inhabitant. This I though exceeded all the strange things I had seen in this wonder∣ful country. But perhaps, (it occured at last,) there might be a mansion in the woods before me, or somewhere in the groves on either side; and therefore, leaving the library,

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after I had spent an hour in it, I walked on∣wards, and came to a wood, which had private walks cut through it, and strewed with sand. They shewed only light enough to distinguish the blaze of day from evening shade, and had feats dispersed, to sit and listen to the chorus of the birds, which ad∣ded to the pleasures of the soft silent place. For about three hundred yards the walk I was in extended, and then terminated in meadows, which formed an oval of twenty acres, sur∣rounded by groves, like the large plain I came from. Exactly in the middle of these fields, part of which were turned into gar∣dens, there stood a very handsome stone house, and not far from the door of it, a fountain played. On either side of the wa∣ter was a garden-chair, of a very extraor∣dinary make, curious and beautiful; and each of them stood under an ever-green oak, the broad leaved Ilex, a charming shade.

* 2.15§. 4. In one of these chairs sat an an∣cient gentleman, a venerable man, whose hair was white as silver, and his countenance had dignity and goodness. His dress and manner shewed him to be a person of for∣tune and distinction, and by a servant in waiting, it appeared, he was Lord of the seigneurie I was arrived at. He was tall and graceful, and had not the least stoop, tho'

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he wanted but a year of an hundred. I could not but admire the fine old gentle∣man.

* 2.16§. 5. On the same chair, next to him, sat a young Lady, who was at this time just turned of twenty, and had such diffusive charms as soon new fired my heart, and gave my soul a softness even beyond what it had felt before. She was a little taller than the middle size, and had a face that was per∣fectly beautiful. Her eyes were extremely fine; full, black, sparkling; and her con∣versation was as charming as her person; both easy, unconstrained, and sprightly.

* 2.17§. 6. When I came near two such per∣sonages, I bowed low to the ground, and asked pardon for intruding into their fine re∣tirement. But the stars had led me, a wan∣derer, to this delightful solitude, without the least idea of there being such a place in our island, and as their malignant rays had forced me to offend, without intending it, I hoped they would pardon my breaking in upon them.

To this the old Gentleman replied. You have not offended, Sir, I assure you, but are welcome to the Groves of Basil. It gives me pleasure to see you here; for it is very seldom we are favoured with any one's com∣pany,

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It is hard to discover or make out a road to this place, as we are surrounded al∣most by impassable mountains, and a very dangerous morass: Nor can I conceive how you found the way here without a guide, or ventured to travel this country, as there are no towns in this part of the county. There must be something very extraordinary in your case, and as you mentioned your being a wan∣derer, I should be glad to hear the cause of your journeying in this uninhabited region. But first (Mr. Henley said) as it is now near eight at night, and you must want refresh∣ment, having met with no inn the whole day, we will go in to supper. He then arose, and brought me to an elegant parlour, where a table was soon covered with the best cold things, and we immediately sat down. Every eatable was excellent, and the wine and other liquors in perfection. Miss Henley sat at the head of the table, her grandfather over-against her, and placed me at her right hand between them both. The young lady behaved in a very easy genteel manner; and the old gentleman, with freedom, chearful∣ness, and good manners. 'Till nine this scene lasted, and then Mr. Henley again re∣quested I would oblige him with an account of my travels in that part of the world. This I said I would do in the best manner I could, and while he leaned back in his easy chair,

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and the beautiful Statia fastened her glorious eyes upon me, I went on in the following words.

* 2.18§. 7. I am an Englishman, Sir, but have passed the greatest part of my life in Ireland, and from the western extremity of it I came. My father is one of the rich men in that kingdom, and was, for many years, the ten∣derest and most generous parent that ever son was blessed with. He spared no cost on my education, and gave me leave to draw upon him, while I resided in the university of Dublin five years, for what I pleased. Ex∣travagant as I was in several articles, he ne∣ver set any bounds to my demands, nor asked me what I did with the large sums I had yearly from him. My happiness was his fe∣licity, and the glory of his life to have me appear to the greatest advantage, and in the most respected character, that money can gain a man.

But at last, he married his servant maid, an artful cruel woman, who obtained by her wit and charms so great an ascendant over him, that he abandoned me, to raise a young nephew this stepmother had, to what splen∣dor and power she pleased. He had every thing he could name that money could pro∣cure, and was absolute master of the house and land. Not a shilling at this time could

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I get, nor obtain the least thing I asked for, and because I refused to become preceptor to this young man, and had made some altera∣tion in my religion, (having renounced that creed, which was composed, nobody knows by whom, and introduced into the church in the darkest ages of popish ignorance; a symbol, which strongly participates of the true nature and spirit of popery, in those se∣vere denunciations of God's wrath, which it pours so plentifully forth against all those whose heads are not turned to believe it), my father was so enraged that he would not even admit me to his table any longer, but bid me be gone. My mother-in-law likewise for ever abused me, and her nephew, the lad, insulted me when I came in his way.

Being thus compelled to withdraw, I set sail for England as soon as it was in my pow∣er, and arrived in Cumberland by the force of a storm. I proceeded from thence to the mountains of Stanemore, to look for a gen∣tleman, my friend, who lived among those hills; and as I journeyed over them, and missed him, I chanced to meet with a fine northern girl, and a habitation to my pur∣pose. I married her, and for almost two years past was the happiest of the human race, till the sable curtain fell between us, and the angel of death translated her glorious soul to the fields of paradise. Not able to bear the place of our residence, after I had

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lost my heart's fond idol, I left the charming spot and mansion, where unmixed felicity had been for some time my portion, and I was travelling on towards London, to see what is ordained there in reserve for me; when by accident I lost my way, and the fates conducted me to the Groves of Basil. Curiosity led me into the library I found in the plain, without this wood, from whence, in search for some human creatures, I pro∣ceeded to the fountain, where I had the pleasure of seeing you, Sir, and this young lady. This is a summary of my past life; what is before me heaven only knows. My fortune I trust with the Preserver of men, and the Father of spirits. One thing I am certain of by observation, few as the days of the years of my pilgrimage have been, that the emptiness, and unsatisfying nature of this world's enjoyments, are enough to pre∣vent my having any fondness to stay in this region of darkness and sorrow. I shall never leap over the bars of life, let what will hap∣pen: but the sooner I have leave to depart, I shall think it the better for me.

* 2.19§. 8. The old gentleman seemed sur∣prized at my story, and after some moments silence, when I had done, he said, Your measure, Sir, is hard, and as it was, in part, for declaring against a false religion at your years, you please me so much, that if

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you will give me leave, I will be your friend, and as a subaltern providence, recompence your loss as to fortune in this world. In what manner you shall know to-morrow, when we breakfast at eight. It is now time to finish our bottle, that we may, according to our custom, betimes retire.

* 2.20At the time appointed I met the old gen∣tleman in the parlour, and just as we had done saluting each other, Statia entered, bright and charming as Aurora. She was in a rich dress, and her bright victorious eyes flashed a celestial fire. She made our tea, and gave me some of her coffee. She asked me a few civil questions, and said two or three good things on the beauties of the morning, and the charms of the country. She left us the moment we had done break∣fast, and then the old gentleman addressed himself to me in the following words.

I do not forget the promise I made you, but must first relate the history of my family. I do it with the more pleasure, as I find you are of our religion, and I cannot help hav∣ing a regard for you, on your daring to throw up a fortune for truth; for brave∣ly daring to renounce those systems, which have an outward orthodox roundness given to them by their eloquent defenders, and within are mere corruption and apostacy.

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The skeleton you saw in the library was once my son, Charles Henley, a most extra∣ordinary man. He had great abilities, and understood every thing a mortal is capable of knowing, of things human and divine.— When he was in his nineteenth year, I took him to France and other countries, to see the world, and, on our return to England, married him into a noble family, to a very valuable young woman, of a large fortune, and by her he had the young lady you saw sitting on the chair near the table by me. This son I lost, three years after his marriage, and with him all relish for the world: and being naturally inclined to retirement and a speculative life, never stirred since from this country-house. Here my son devoted him∣self entirely to study, and amused himself with instructing his beloved Statia, the young lady you have seen. At his death he con∣signed her to my care; and as her under∣standing is very great, and her disposition sweet and charming, I have not only taken great pains in educating her, but have been delighted with my employment. Young as she is,* 2.21 but in the second month of her one and twentieth year, she not only knows more than women of distinction generally do, but would be the admiration of learned men, if her knowledge in languages, ma∣thematics, and philosophy, were known to them: and as her father taught her music

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and painting, perhaps there is not a young woman of finer accomplishments in the kingdom.

Her father died towards the end of the year 1723, in the 39th year of his age, when she was not quite sixteen, and, by his will, left her ten thousand pounds, and Ba∣sil-House and estate; but she is not to inhe∣rit it, or marry, 'till she is two and twenty. This was her father's will. As to the ske∣leton in the library, it was my son's express order it should be so, and that the figure should not be removed from the place it stands in, while the library remained in that room; but continue a solemn memorial in his family, to perpetuate his memory, and be a memento mori to the living.

* 2.22§. 10. This is the history of Basil Groves, and the late owner of this seat, and his daughter Statia. We live a happy, reli∣gious life here, and enjoy every blessing that can be desired in this lower hemisphere. But as I am not very far from a hundred years, having passed that ninety-two which Sir William Temple says, he never knew any one he was acquainted with arrive at, I must be on the brink of the grave, and expect every day to drop into it. What may be∣come of Statia, then, gives me some trou∣ble to think; as all her relations, except myself, are in the other world. To spend

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her life here in this solitude, as seems to be her inclination, is not proper; and to go into the world by herself, when I am dead, without knowing any mortal in it, may in∣volve her in troubles and distresses. Hear then, my son, what I propose to you. You are a young man, but serious. You have got some wisdom in the school of affliction, and you have no aversion to matrimony, as you have just buried, you say, a glorious woman, your wife. If you will stay with us here, till Statia is two and twenty, and in that time render yourself agreeable to her, I promise you, she shall be yours the day she enters the three and twentieth year of her age, and you shall have with her fortune all that I am owner of, which is no small sum. What do you say to this proposal?

* 2.23§. 11. Sir, I replied, you do me vast honour, much more I am sure than my me∣rits can pretend to. I am infinitely obliged to you, and must be blind and insensible, if I refused such a woman as Miss Henley, were she far from being the fortune she is: But I have not vanity enough to imagine, I can gain her affections; especially in my circum∣stances; and to get her by your authority, or power of disposing of her, is what I can∣not think of. I will stay however, a few months here, since you so generously invite

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me, and let Miss Henley know, I will be her humble servant, if she will allow me the honour of bearing that title. This made the old gentleman laugh, and he took me by the hand, saying, This is right. Come, let us go and take a walk before dinner.

* 2.24§. 12. There I passed the winter, and part of the spring, and lived in a delightful manner. The mornings I generally spent in the library, reading, or writing extracts from some curious MSS. or scarce books; and in the afternoons Miss Henley and I walked in the lawns and woods, or sat down to cards. She was a fine creature indeed in body and soul, had a beautiful understand∣ing, and charmed me to a high degree. Her conversation was rational and easy, with∣out the least affectation from the books she had read; and she would enliven it some∣times by singing, in which kind of music she was as great a mistress as I have heard. As to her heart, I found it was to be gained; but an accident happened that put a stop to the amour.

* 2.25§. 13. In the beginning of March, the old gentleman, the excellent Mr. Henley, Statia's grandfather and guardian, and my great friend, died, and by his death a great alteration ensued in my affair. I thought

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to have had Miss Henley immediately, as there was no one to plead her father's will against the marriage, and intended to send O Finn for Fryar Fleming; but when Statia saw herself her own mistress, without any superior, or controul, and in possession of large fortunes, money, and an estate, that she might do as she pleased; this had an effect on her mind, and made a change. She told me, when I addressed myself to her, after her grandfather was interred, that what she intended to do, in obedience to him, had he lived, she thought required very serious consideration now she was left to herself: That, exclusive of this, her in∣clination really was for a single life; and had it been otherwise, yet it was not proper, since her guardian was dead, that I should live with her till the time limited by her fa∣ther's will for her to marry was come; but that, as she had too good an opinion of me, to imagine her fortune was what chiefly urged my application, and must own she had a regard for me, she would be glad to hear from me sometimes, if I could think her worth remembring, after I had left the Groves of Basil. This she said with great seriousness, and seemed by her manner to forbid my urging the thing any further.

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* 2.26§. 14. I assured her, however, that time only could wear out her charming image from my mind, and that I had reason to fear, she would long remain the torment of my heart. She had a right to be sure to dis∣miss me from her service; but in respect of her inclination to live a single life, I begged leave to observe, that it was certainly quite wrong, and what she could not answer to the wise and bountiful Father of the Uni∣verse, as she was a Christian, and by being so, must believe, that baptism was a memo∣rial of the covenant of grace.

The Catholics, and the Vision-mongers of the protestant side, (the Rev. Mr. Wm. Law, and others of his row) may magnify the excel∣lence of celibacy as high as they please, and work it into christian perfection, by sound∣ing words and eloquent pens; but most surely, revelation was directly against them, and required the faithful to produce in a re∣gular way.

Consider, illustrious Statia, that when the Most High gave the Abrahamic covenant in these words, I will be a God unto thee, and to thy seed after thee, and in thy seed shall all the families, or nations of the earth be blessed; which includes an interest in God, as a God, father and friend for ever, and a share in all the blessings wherewith the Messiah, in the gospel, hath inriched the world; these ines∣timable

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blessings and promises of life and favour, were designed by the divine muni∣ficence for rising generations of mankind; and it was most certainly intended, not only that they should be received with the highest gratitude and duty, but that they should be strongly inculcated upon the thoughts of succeeding generations, by an instituted sign or memorial, to the end of the world.

Circumcision was the first appointed token or memorial, and at the same time, an in∣struction in that moral rectitude to which the grace of God obliges: and when the New Testament succeeded the Law, then was the covenant interest of infants, or their right to the covenant of grace, to be confirmed by the token or sign called baptism; that action being appointed to give the expected rising generation an interest in the love of God, the grace of Christ, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit, that is, in all covenant bles∣sings. But what becomes of this great char∣ter of heaven, if christian women, out of an idle notion of perfection, will resolve to lead single lives, and thereby hinder rising generations from sharing in the honours and privileges of the church of Jesus Christ. Millions of the faithful must thereby be de∣prived of the token instituted by God to con∣vey to them those covenant blessings, which his love and goodness designed for the rising generations of his people. Have a care then

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what you do, illustrious Statia, in this par∣ticular. It must be a great crime to hinder the regular propagation of a species, which God hath declared to be under his particular inspection and blessing, and by circumcision and baptism, hath made the special object of divine attention and care. Away then with all thoughts of a virgin life, whatever be∣comes of me. As God hath appointed ma∣trimony and baptism, let it be your pious endeavour to bare sons and daughters, that may be related to God, their Father; to Jesus, their Redeemer, and first born in the family; and to all the excellent, who are to enjoy, through him, the blessings of the glorious world above. Marry, then, illustri∣ous Statia, marry, and let the blessing of Abraham come upon us gentiles. Oppose not the gospel covenant; that covenant which was made with that patriarch; but mind the comfortable promises; I will circumcise thy heart, and the heart of thy seed. I will pour out my spirit upon thy seed, and my blessing upon thine offspring. The seed of the righteous is blessed. They are the seed of the blessed of the Lord, and their offspring with them. Such is the magna charta of our existence and fu∣ture happiness; and as infants descending from Abraham, in the line of election, to the end of the world, have as good a right and claim as we to the blessings of this co∣venant,

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and immense promise, I will be a God unto thee, and to thy seed after thee, in their generations; it must be a great crime, to deprive children of this intailed, heavenly inheritance, by our resolving to live in a state of virginity. In my opinion, it is a sin greater than murder. What is murder, but forcing one from his post against the will of providence; and if the virgin hinders a being or beings from coming on the post, against the will of providence, must she not be culpable; and must she not be doubly criminal, if the being or beings she hinders from coming on the stage, or into this first state, were to be a part of the perpetual ge∣nerations, who have a right to the inheri∣tance, the blessing, and were to be heirs ac∣cording to the promise made to Abraham? Ponder, illustrious Statia, on the important point. Consider what it is to die a maid, when you may, in a regular way, pruduce heirs to that inestimable blessing of life and favour, which the munificence of the Most High was pleased freely to bestow, and which the great Christian mediator, agent, and negociator, republished, confirmed, and sealed with his blood. Marry then in regard to the gospel, and let it be the fine employ∣ment of your life, to open gradually the treasures of revelation to the understandings of the little christians you produce.

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This I am sure your holy religion re∣quires from you: and if from the sacred oracles we turn to the book of nature, is it not in this volume written, that there must be a malignity in the hearts of those mor∣tals, who can remain unconcerned at the destruction and extirpation of the rest of mankind; and who want even so much good will as is requisite to propagate a crea∣ture, (in a regular and hallowed way) tho' they received their own being from the meer benevolence of their divine Master? What do you say, illustrious Statia? Shall it be a succession, as you are an upright Christian? And may I hope to have the high honour of sharing in the mutual satisfaction that must attend the discharge of so momentous a duty?(2) 2.27

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* 2.29§. 15. All the smiles sat on the face of Statia, while I was haranguing in this de∣vout manner, and her countenance became

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a constellation of wonders. When I had done, this beauty said, I thank you, Sir, for the information you have given me. I am

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a Christian. There is no malignity in my heart. You have altered my way of think∣ing, and I now declare for a succession. — Let Father Flemming be sent for, and without waiting for my being two and twenty, or minding my father's will, as there's no one to oblige me to it, I will give you my hand. Charming news! I dis∣patched my lad for the Fryar. The priest arrived the next day, and at night we were married. Three days after, we set out for

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Orton Lodge, at my wife's request, as she longed to see the place. For two years more I resided there; it being more agreeable to Statia than the improved Groves of Basil. We lived there in as much happiness as it is possible to have in this lower hemisphere, and much in the same manner as I did with Charlotte my first wife. Statia had all the good qualities and perfections which render∣ed Charlotte so dear and valuable to me; like her she studied to increase the delights of every day, and by art, good humour, and love, rendered the married state such a system of joys as might incline one to wish it could last a thousand years: But it was too sublime and desirable to have a long exis∣tence here. Statia was taken ill, of the small-pox, the morning we intended to re∣turn to Basil-Groves; she died the 7th day, and I laid her by Charlotte's side. Thus did I become again a mourner. I sat with my eyes shut for three days: But at last, called for my horse, to try what air, exercise, and a variety of objects, could do.

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SECTION III.

'Twas when the faithful herald of the day, The village-cock crows loud with trumpet shrill, The warbling lark soars high, and morning grey Lifts her glad forehead o'er the cloud-wrapt hill: Nature's wild music fills the vocal vale; The bleating flocks that bite the dewy ground; The lowing herds that graze the woodland dale, And cavern'd echo, swell the chearful sound.

* 2.30§. 1. VERY early, as soon as I could see day, the first of April, 1729, I left Orton-Lodge, and went to Basil-Groves, to order matters there. From thence I set out for Harrigate, to amuse myself in that agreeable place; but I did not go the way I came to Mr. Henley's house. To avoid the dangerous morass I had passed, at the hazard of my life, we went over a wilder and more romantic country than I had before seen. We had higher mountains to ascend than I had ever passed before; and some vallies so very deep to ride through, that they seemed as it were descents to hell. The patriarch Bermudez, in journeying over Abyssinia, ne∣ver travelled in more frightful Glins* 2.31 And yet, we often came to plains and vales which had all the charms a paradise could have. Such is the nature of this country.

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Through these scenes, an amazing mix∣ture of the terrible and the beautiful, we proceeded from five in the morning till one in the afternoon, when we arrived at a vast water-fall, which descended from a preci∣pice near two hundred yards high, into a deep lake, that emptied itself into a swallow fifty yards from the catadure or fall, and went I suppose to the abyss. The land from this head-long river, for half a mile in length and breadth, till it ended at vast mountains again, was a fine piece of ground, beauti∣fully flowered with various perennials, the acanthus, the aconus, the adonis or phea∣sant's eye, the purple bistorta, the blue bo∣rago, the yellow bupthalmum, the white cacalia, the blue campanula, and the sweet-smelling cassia, the pretty double daisy, the crimson dianthus, the white dictamnus, the red fruximella, and many other wild flowers. They make the green valley look charming; and as here and there stood two or three ever-green trees, the cypress, the larix, the balm of Gilead, and the Swedish juniper, the whole spot has a fine and delightful ef∣fect. On my arrival here, I was at a loss which way to turn.

* 2.32§. 2. I could not however be long in suspense how to proceed, as I saw near the water-fall a pretty thatched mansion, and 〈1 page missing〉〈1 page missing〉

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inhabitants in it. I found they were a reli∣gious society of married people, ten friars and their ten wives, who had agreed to retire to this still retreat, and form a holy house on the plan of the famous Ivon, the disciple of Labadie, so celebrated on account of his connection with Mrs. Schurman, and his many fanatical writings.* 2.33 A book called the Marriage Chretien, written by this Ivon, was their directory, and from it they formed a protestant La Trappe; with this difference from the Catholic religious men, that the friars of the reformed monastery were to have wives in their convent; the better to enable them to obtain Christian perfection in the religious life. These Regulars, men and women, were a most industrious peo∣ple, never idle; but between their hours of prayer always at work: the men were employed in a garden of ten acres, to pro∣vide vegetables and fruit, on which they chiefly lived; or in cutting down old trees, and fitting them for their fire: and the wo∣men were knitting, spinning, or twisting what they had spun into thread, which they sold for three shillings a pound: they were all together in a large, handsome room: they sat quite silent, kept their eyes on their work, and seemed more attentive to some inward meditations, than to any thing that appeared, or passed by them. They looked

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as if they were contented and happy. They were all extremely handsome, and quite clean: their linen fine and white: their gowns a black stuff. The women dined at one table: the men at another; but all sat in the same room. The whole house was in bed by ten, and up by four in the morn∣ing, winter and summer. What they said at their table I could not hear, as they spoke low and little, and were at a distance from me, in a large apartment: but the conver∣sation of the men, at table, was very agree∣able, rational and improving. I observed they had a great many children, and kept four women-servants to attend them, and do the work of the house. The whole pleased me very greatly. I thought it a happy institution.

* 2.34§. 3. As to the marriage of the friars in this cloystral house, their founder, Ivon, in my opinion, was quite right in this no∣tion. Chaste junction cannot have the least imperfection in it, as it is the appointment of God, and the inclination to a coit is so strongly impressed on the machine by the author of it; and since it is quite pure and perfect; since it was wisely intended as the only best expedient to keep man for ever in∣nocent, it must certainly be much better for a regular or retreating priest, to have a law∣ful,

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female companion with him; and so the woman, who chuses a convent, and dislikes the fashions of the world, to have her good and lawful monk every night in her arms; to love and procreate legally, when they have performed all the holy offices of the day; and then, from love and holy generation, return again to prayer, and all the heavenly duties of the cloystered life; than to live, against the institution of nature and provi∣dence, a burning, tortured nun, and a burn∣ing, tortured friar; locked up in walls they can never pass, and under the government of some old, cross, impotent superior. There is some sense in such a marriage chretien in a convent. Ivon's convent is well enough. A cloyster may do upon his plan, with the dear creature by ones side, after the daily labours of the monk are over. It had been better, if that infallible man, the Pope, had come into this scheme. How comfortable has Ivon made it to the human race, who renounce the dress and pageantry, and all the vanities of time. Their days are spent in piety and usefulness; and at night, after the completo∣rium, they lie down together in the most heavenly charity, and according to the first great hail, endeavour to increase and multi∣ply. This is a divine life. I am for a cloy∣ster on these terms. It pleased me so much

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to see these monks march off with their smi∣ling partners, after the last psalm, that I could not help wishing for a charmer there, that I might commence the Married Regular, and add to the stock of children in this holy house. It is really a fine thing to monk it on this plan. It is a divine institution: gentle and generous, useful and pious.

On the contrary, how cruel is the Roman church, to make perfection consist in celibacy, and cause so many millions of men and wo∣men to live at an eternal distance from each other, without the least regard to the given points of contact! How unfriendly to society! This is abusing christianity, and perverting it to the most pernicious purposes; under a pretence of raising piety, by giving more time and leisure for devotion. For it never can be pious either in design or practice, to can∣cel any moral obligation, or to make void any command of God: and as to prayer, it may go along with every other duty, and be performed in every state. All states have their intermissions; and if it should be other∣wise sometimes, I can then, while discharg∣ing any duty, or performing any office, pray as well in my heart, O God be merciful to me a sinner, and bless me with the blessing of thy grace and providence, as if I was prostrate before an altar. What Martha was reproved

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for, was on account of her being too Yoli∣citous about the things of this life. Where this is not the case, business and the world are far from being a hindrance to piety. God is as really glorified in the discharge of rela∣tive duties, as in the discharge of those which more immediately relate to himself. He is in truth more actively glorified by our dis∣charging well the relative duties, and we thereby may become more extensively useful in the church and in the world, may be more public blessings, than it is possible to be in a single pious state. In short, this one thing, celibacy, (were there nothing else) the making the unmarried state a more holy state than marriage, shews the prodigious nonsense and impiety of the Church of Rome, and is rea∣son enough to flee that communion, if we had no other reasons for protesting against it. The tenet is so superstitious and dangerous, that it may well be esteemed a doctrine of those devils, who are the seducers and de∣stroyers of mankind: but it is (says Wal∣lace* 2.35) suitable to the views and designs of a church, which has discovered such an enormous ambition, and made such havock of the human race, in order to raise, esta∣blish, and preserve an usurped and tyrannical power.

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* 2.36§. 4. But as to the Married Regulars I have mentioned; they were very glad to see me, and entertained me with great civility and goodness. I lived a week with them, and was not only well fed with vegetables and puddings on their lean days, Wednes∣days and Fridays, and with plain meat, and good malt drink, on the other days; but was greatly delighted with their manner and piety, their sense and knowledge. I will give my pious readers a sample of their pray∣ers, as I imagine it may be to edification. These friars officiate in their turns, changing every day; and the morning and evening prayers of one of them were in the words following. I took them off in my short∣hand.

A Prayer for Morning.

ALMIGHTY and everlasting God, the creator and preserver of all things, our law-giver, saviour, and judge, we adore thee the author of our beings, and the father of our spirits. We present ourselves, our ac∣knowledgments, and our homage, at the foot of thy throne, and yield thee the thanks of the most grateful hearts for all the in∣stances of thy favour which we have expe∣rienced. We thank thee for ever, O Lord God Almighty, for all thy mercies and bles∣sings

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vouchsafed us; for defending us the past night from evil, and for that kind pro∣vision which thou hast made for our comfort∣able subsistence in this world.

But above all, most glorious Eternal, a∣dored be thy goodness, for repeating and re∣inforcing the laws and the religion of thy creation, by supernatural revelation, and for giving us that reason of mind, which unites us to thee, and makes us implore thy com∣munications of righteousness, to create us again unto good works in Christ Jesus.

We confess, O Lord, that we have done violence to our principles, and alienated our∣selves from the natural use we were fitted for: we have revolted from thee into a state of sin, and by the operation of sense and passion, have been moved to such practices as are exorbitant and irregular: but we are heartily sorry for all our misdoings: to thee in Christ we now make our address, and be∣seech thee to inform our understandings, and refine our spirits, that we may reform our lives by repentance, redeem our time by righteousness, and live as the glorious gospel of thy Son requires. Let the divine spirit assist and enable us to over-rule, conduct, and employ, the subordinate and inferior powers, in the exercise of virtue, and the service of our creator, and as far as the imperfections of our present state will admit,

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help us so to live by the measures and laws of heaven, that we may have the humility and meekness, the mortification and self-de∣nial of the holy Jesus, his love of thee, his desire of doing thy will, and seeking only thy honour. Let us not come covered before thee under a form of godliness, a cloke of creeds, observances and institutions of reli∣gion; but with that inward salvation and vital sanctity, which renounces the spirit, wisdom, and honours of this world, de∣thrones self-love and pride, subdues sensua∣lity and covetousness, and opens a kingdom of heaven within by the spirit of God. O let thy Christ be our Saviour in this world; and before we die, make us fit to live for ever with thee in the regions of purity and per∣fection.

Since it is the peculiar privilege of our na∣ture, through thy mercy and goodness, that we are made for an eternal entertainment in those glorious mansions, where the blessed society of saints and angels shall keep an everlasting sabbath, and adore and glorify thee for ever, let thy inspiring spirit raise our apprehensions and desires above all things that are here below, and alienate our minds from the customs and principles of this mad, de∣generate, and apostate world: mind us of the shortness and uncertainty of time, of the boundless duration, and the vast importance

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of eternity, and so enable us to imitate the example of the holy Jesus in this world, that we may hereafter ascend, with the greatest ardor of divine love, to those realms of holiness, where our hearts will be filled with raptures of gladness and joy, and we shall remain in the highest glory for ever and ever.

We live, O Lord, in reconciliation and friendship, in love and good will, with thy whole creation, with every thing that de∣rives from thee, holds of thee, is owned by thee; and under the power of this affection, we pray for all mankind; that they may be partakers of all the blessings which we enjoy or want, and that we may all be happy in the world to come, and glorify thee together in eternity. To this end bring all the hu∣man race to the knowledge of thy glorious gospel, and let its influence transform them into the likeness of Christ.

But especially, we pray for all who suffer for truth and righteousness sake, and beseech thee to prosper those that love thee. Defend, O Lord, the just rights and liberties of man∣kind, and rescue thy religion from the cor∣ruptions which have been introduced upon it, by length of time, and by decay of piety. Infatuate the counsels, and frustrate the en∣deavours of the priests of Rome, and against all the designs of those, who are enemies to

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the purity of the gospel, and substitute hu∣man inventions in the place of revealed reli∣gion; prosper the pious labours of those who teach mankind to worship one, eternal and omnipresent being; in whose understanding, there is the perfection of wisdom; in whose will, there is the perfection of goodness; in whose actions, there is the perfection of pow∣er; a God without cause, the great creator, benefactor, and saviour of men:—And that the duty of man is to obey, in thought, word, and deed, the precepts of godliness and righteousness, without regard to plea∣sure, gain, or honour; to pain, loss, or dis∣grace; diligently imitating the life of the holy Jesus, and stedfastly confiding in his me∣diation.

In the last place, O Lord God. Almighty, we beseech thee to continue us under thy pro∣tection, guidance, and blessing this day, as the followers and disciples of thy Christ, through whom we recommend our souls and our bodies into thy hands, and according to the doctrine of his religion, say, Our Fa∣ther, &c.

In this manner, did these pious Ivonites begin their every day; and when the sun was set, and they had finished their supper, they worshipped God again in these words.

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A Prayer for Night.

MOST blessed, glorious, and holy Lord God Almighty, who art from ever∣lasting to everlasting, God over all, magni∣fied and adored for ever! we, thy unworthy creatures, humble our souls in thy presence, and confess ourselves miserable sinners. We acknowledge our miscarriages and faults, and condemn ourselves for having done amiss. We deprecate thy just offence and displeasure. We cry thee mercy. We ask thee pardon: and as we are quite sensible of our weakness and inability, and know thou lovest the souls of men, when they turn and repent, we be∣seech thee to give us true repentance, and endue us with the grace of thy sanctifying spirit, that we may be delivered from the bondage and slavery of iniquity, and have the law of the spirit of life which is in Christ Jesus. Upon thee our God, we call for that help which is never wanting, and be∣seech thee to give us thy heavenly assistance, that we may recover our reasonable nature, refine our spirits by goodness, and purify our∣selves even as the Lord Jesus is pure. O thou Father of Lights, and the God of all comforts, inform our understandings with truth, and give us one ray of that divine wis∣dom which sitteth on the right hand of thy throne. O let us be always under thy com∣munication

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and influence, and enable us, through the recommendation of thy Son, our mediator and redeemer, to lay aside all passion, prejudice, and vice, to receive thy truth in the love of it, and to serve thee with ingenuity of mind, and freedom of spirit: that we may pass through a religious life to a blessed immortality, and come to that eternal rest, where we shall behold thy face in righteousness, and adore and bless thee to eternity, for our salvation through him who hath redeemed us by his blood.

We praise and magnify thy goodness, O Lord God Almighty, for our maintenance and preservation; by thy constant providence over us, and we beseech thee to take us into thy special care and protection this night. Defend us from all the powers of darkness, and from evil men and evil things, and raise us in health and safety. Do thou, most great and good God, protect us and bless us this night, and when we awake in the morning, let our hearts be with thee, and thy hand with us. And the same mercies we beg for all mankind; that thy goodness and power may preserve them, and thy di∣rection and influence secure their eternal sal∣vation, through Jesus Christ our Lord, by whom thou hast taught us to call upon thee as our Father, &c.

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* 4.1§. 5. By the way, I cannot help ob∣serving, that these disciples of Ivon are much reformed in respect of what his cloystered fol∣lowers were in his time. It appears from Ivon's books, that he was as great a visionary and tritheist as his master Labadie, or any of our modern mystics now are. But these Regulars I found among the Fells, tho' on Ivon's plan, are as rational Christians as ever adorned the religion of our Master by a pu∣rity of faith. You see by their prayers, that their devotions are quite reasonable and calm. There is no rant, nor words without mean∣ing: no feeling instead of seeing the truth; nor expectation of covenant mercy on the belief of a point repugnant not only to the reason and nature of things, but to the plain repeated declarations of God in the Christian religion. Their prayer is a calm address to the great Maker, Governor, and Benefactor of the universe; and honour and obedience to Christ as Mediator, according to the will and appointment of God the Father.

* 4.2§. 6. Upon my asking one of these gen∣tlemen, how they came to differ so much from Ivon, their founder, and cease to be the patrons of vision, and an implicit incompre∣hensible faith? He told me, they had read all the books on both sides of the question, that had been written of late years, and

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could not resist the force of the evidence in favour of reason and the divine unity. They saw it go against mechanical impulse, and strong persuasion without grounds, and there∣fore, they dismissed Ivon's notions of believ∣ing without ideas, as they became sensible it was the same thing as seeing without light or objects. Without dealing any longer in a mist of words, or shewing themselves ortho∣dox, by empty, insignificant sounds, they resolved, that the object of their worship, for the time to come, should be, that one supreme self-existent being, of absolute, in∣finite perfection, who is the first cause of all things, and whose numerical identity and in∣finite perfections are demonstrable from cer∣tain principles of reason, antecedent to any peculiar revelation;—and confessed that the blessing, with which Jesus Christ was sent by God to bless the world, consists in turning men from their iniquities. They now per∣ceived what the creed-makers, and Ivon, their founder, could not see, to wit, that it is against the sacred texts, to ascribe to Each Person of Three the nature and all essential attributes and properties of the One only true God, and yet make the Three the One true God only, when considered conjunctly; for if Each has all possible perfections and at∣tributes, then Each must be the same true God as if and when conjoined; and of conse∣quence,

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there must then be Three One true Gods, or One Three true Gods; Three One Su∣preme Beings, or One Three Supreme Beings, since to each of the three must be ascribed (as the orthodox say) any thing and every thing, that is most peculiar and appropriated to the divine nature, without any difference. In short, by conjobbling matters of faith in this manner, they saw, we had three distinct selfs, or intelligent agents, equal in power and all possible perfections, agreeing in one common essence, one sort of species, (like a supreme magistracy of distinct persons, act∣ing by a joint exercise of the same power) and so the three are one, not by a numerical but specific identity; three Omnipotents and one Almighty, in a collective sense. This, (continued this gentleman) on searching the scriptures, we found was far from being the truth of the case. We discovered, upon a fair examination, and laying aside our old prejudices, that there was nothing like this in the New Testament. It appeared to us to be the confused talk of weak heads. In the Bible we got a just idea of One Eternal Cause, God the Father, almighty, all-wise, unchangeable, infinite; and are there taught how to worship and serve him. The greatest care is there taken to guard against the ill effects of imagination and superstition; and in

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the plainest language, we are ordered to pray to this blessed and only potentate, the King of kings, and Lord of lords, who only, (or alone) hath immortality; and this in imita∣tion of Jesus, who in the morning very early went out into a solitary place, and there pray∣ed* 4.3. Who dismissing his disciples departed into a mountain to pray† 4.4. And he continued all night in prayer to GOD‡ 4.5: We are or∣dered to glorify and bless this only wise God for ever§ 4.6. Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ‖ 4.7. To God and our Father be glory for ever* 4.8.—And to love him truly by keeping the commandments. Cui Jesus sic respon∣dit: primum omnium praeceptorum est:* 4.9 audi Israelita. Dominus Deus vester dominus unus est. Itaque dominum Deum tuum toto corde, toto animo, tota mente, totisque vi∣ribus amato. Hoc primum est praeceptum. Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God is one Lord. And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength. This is the first Commandment.

Et voicy le second. Vous aimerez vostre prochain comme vous même. And the se∣cond is like the first. Hunc simile est alte∣rum, alterum ut teipsum amato. His majus aliud praeceptum nullum est. Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

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To say it;—we became fully satisfied, that the supreme God and Governor of the world, who exists by a prior necessity, and therefore must be one, a perfect moral agent, and possessed of all moral perfections, is the sole object of religious worship: that Jesus Christ was a temporary minister, with a lega∣tarian power, to publish and declare the spiritual laws of this Great God: and that it is incumbent on mankind to yield a perfect obedience to these spiritual laws of this Su∣preme Being: that is, the duty of all, to make the object proposed by Christ, his God and our God, his Father and our Father, the sole object of faith; and to expect hap∣piness or salvation, on the term of being turned from all our inquities. This seemed a matter worthy of the Son of God's appear∣ing in the world. Every thing else must be enthusiasm and usurpation.

* 4.10§. 7. Here the Ivonist had done, and I was greatly pleased with his sense and piety. What a heavenly Christianity should we pro∣fess (I said) if the notions of our modern enthusiasts were as consistent with Christ's great design and profession! We should then set up the Kingdom of God among men, and be diligent and active in promoting the laws of that kingdom. We should then be∣lieve, like Jesus Christ and his apostles, that

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there is but One God, the Father Almighty. There is no one good (so commonly called) but one, that is God; or only the one God† 4.11. Nullus est bonus nisi unus Deus. Castalio. (And Cant. MS. Clem. Alex. adds, — My Father who is in Heaven.) This is life eternal, to acknowledge thee, O Father, to be the only true GOD‡ 4.12. It is one God who will justify§ 4.13. We know that there is none other Gods but one. For to us there is one GOD the Father‖ 4.14. There is one GOD and Father of all, who is over all, and through all, and in you all* 4.15. And we should con∣fess one Mediator,—the man Christ Jesus.† 4.16 We should be consistent, and not throw off those principles upon which christianity was founded, and alone could be first built. We should invite men into our religion, by repre∣senting to them the perfection of that primary law of God, reason or natural religion; by declaring the plainness and clearness of it to all attentive and well-disposed minds; and then shew them how worthy it was of the Supreme Governor to give such creatures as he has made us the gospel: that by the re∣ligion of favour, he has, with glory to him∣self, displayed his paternal regard for us, by doing much more than what is strictly necessary for our eternal good. God, on a principle of love, sends his Christ, to advise us and awaken us to a sense of our danger in passing through this world, in case (which

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he saw would be the thing) we should not constantly attend to the light we might strike out ourselves with some trouble. He calls us in an extraordinary manner to forsake vice and idolatry, and practise the whole system of morality. We might expect, that a good God, would once at least, interpose by such an extraordinary method as revelation, to turn and incline his reasonable creatures, to the study and practice of the religion of nature. This was acting like the Father of the Universe, considering the negligence and cor∣ruption of the bulk of mankind. The rea∣son he gave us, the law of nature, was giv∣ing us all that was absolutely necessary. The gospel was an addition of what is excellently useful. What, my beloved, (might a ratio∣nal divine say) can be more paternal, and worthy of the almighty Creator, than to re∣veal plainly the motive of a judgment to come, in order to secure all obedience to the religion of nature? Reason may, to be sure, be suffi∣cient to shew men their duty, and to encou∣rage their performance of it with the assu∣rance of obtaining a reward, if they would duly attend to its dictates, and suffer them to have their due effect upon them: it may guide mankind to virtue, and happiness con∣sequent to it, as God must be a rewarder of all those who diligently seek him, and was enough to bring them to the knowledge, and

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engage them in the practice of true religion and righteousness, if they had not shut their eyes to its light, and wilfully rejected the rule written in their hearts. But as this was what mankind really did, and now do; as errors and impieties, owing to an undue use or neg∣lect of reason, became universal; (just as the case of Christians is, by disregarding the New Testament); and reason, through men's faults, was rendered ineffectual, though still sufficient, (which justifies both the wisdom and goodness of God, in leaving man for so many ages to his natural will, and so great a part of the globe to this day with no other light than the law of nature); and reason, I say, was rendered ineffectual, tho' still sufficient to teach men to worship God with pious hearts and sincere affections, and to do his will by the practice of moral duties; to expect his favour for their good deeds, and his condemnation of their evil works; then was revelation a more powerful means of pro∣moting true religion and godliness. The gos∣pel is a more effectual light. It is a clearer and more powerful guide: a brighter motive and stronger obligation to universal obedience than reason can with certainty propose. And therefore, though there was not a necessity for God to give a new rule in vindication of his providence, and in order to render men accountable to him for their actions; yet the

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divine goodness was pleased to enforce the principles of reason and morality more pow∣erfully by an express sanction of future re∣wards and punishments, and by the gospel restore religious worship to the original un∣corrupted rational service of the Deity. This displays his paternal regard to his children, with glory to himself. Love was the mov∣ing principle of his sending Christ into the world, to reform the corruptions of reason, to restore it to its purity, and most effectually to promote the practice of the rules of it. The gospel-revelation considered in this man∣ner appears to be the pure effect of the divine goodness. It is a conduct accompanied with the greatest propriety and glory.

If this representation of Christianity was as much the doctrine of the church as it is of the Ivonites I have mentioned, we might then, with hopes of success, call upon the rational infidels to come in. They could hardly refuse the invitation, when we told them, our religion was the eternal law of reason and of God restored, with a few ex∣cellently useful additions: that the gospel makes the very religion of nature, a main part of what it requires, and submits all that it reveals to the test of the law of reason: that the splendor of God's original light, the light of nature, and the revelation of Jesus, are the same; both made to deliver mankind

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from evils and madness of superstition, and make their religion worthy of God, and worthy of men; to enable them, by the voice of reason in conjunction with the words of the gospel, to know and worship One God, the Maker, the Governor, the Judge, of the world; and to practise all that is good and praise-worthy: that we may be blessed as we turn from iniquity to virtue; and by en∣tring cordially into the spirit of the merito∣rious example or exemplary merits of Christ, be determined dead to sin, and alive to righteousness: in short, my brethren, in the suffering and death of Jesus, his patient, pi∣ous and meek, his benevolent and compas∣sionate behaviour, under the most shocking insult, indignity, and torture, we have what we could not learn from the religion of na∣ture, a deportment that well deserves both our admiration and imitation. We learn from the perfect example of Jesus, recom∣mended in his gospel, to bear patiently ill∣usage, and to desire the welfare of our most unreasonable and malicious enemies. This is improving by religion to the best pur∣pose; and as we resemble the Son of God, the man Christ Jesus, in patience, piety, and benevolence, we become the approved chil∣dren of the Most High, who is kind and good to the unthankful and to the evil. In this view of the gospel, all is fine, reason∣able,

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and heavenly. The gentile can have nothing to object. We have the religion of nature in its original perfection, in the doc∣trine of the New Testament, enforced by pains and pleasures everlasting; and we learn from the death of the Mediator, not only an unprecedented patience, in bearing our sins in his own body on the tree; but the divine compassion and piety with which he bore them. We have in this the noblest example to follow, whenever called to suffer for well∣doing, or for righteousness-sake; and by the imitation, we manifest such a command of temper and spirit, as can only be the result of the greatest piety and virtue. This added to keeping the commandments must render men the blessed of the Father, and entitle them to the kingdom prepared for the wife, the ho∣nest, and the excellent.

But, alas! instead of giving such an ac∣count of christianity, the cry of the doctors is, for the most part, Discard reason, and pro∣strate your understanding before the adorable mysteries. Instead of a Supreme Independent First Cause of all things to believe in and worship, they give Three true Gods in num∣ber, Three infinite independent Beings, to be called One, as agreeing in one common ab∣stract essence, or species; as all mankind are one, in one common rational nature, or ab∣stract idea of humanity. Amazing account!

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A triune no infidel or gentile of sense will ever worship.

Instead of fixing salvation or moral recti∣tude, and our preferring the will of God, as delineated in the words of the gospel, be∣fore all other considerations, we are told of an innocent, meritorious, propitiating blood, spilt by wicked hands, and so made an ac∣ceptable sacrifice, to a Being who is of purer eyes than to behold iniquity. This, we are assured, satisfies all the demands of the law. Here is infinite satisfaction:—and most cer∣tainly, I add, a cool indifference as to per∣sonal rectitude. When such a faith or cre∣dulity becomes the principal pillar of trust and dependance, then mere reliance on such satisfaction to divine justice, may be a stupify∣ing opiate, and make many remiss in the la∣bours of a penitential piety, and that exact rectitude of mind and life, which even reason requires, to render us acceptable to the Deity. Many an appetite and passion are indulged under this subterfuge; and with little fervency or zeal for good works, men expect to partake of the heavenly joys, by trusting to the merits of their Saviour, in their last will and testament. Deplorable case! Alas! how has Christianity suffered by its doctors! The infidel laughs at it as thus preached. It be∣comes a by-word, and a hissing to them that pass by.

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* 4.17§. 8. As to the library of my friends, the Ivonites, it was far from being a grand one, but I saw many curious books in it which had not come in my way before. From them I made several extracts, and to gratify my reader's curiosity a little, I will here favour him with one of them.

The first book I chanced to open in this library, was the second volume of Severin Bini's edition of the Councils,(3) 4.18

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(edit. Pa∣ris, 1630) and over-against a very remarka∣ble passage from Cyril, (p. 548) I found se∣veral written leaves, bound up in the vo∣lume, and these leaves referred to by an as∣terisk. The passage I call remarkable, is part

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of a homily pronounced by the Alexandrian Patriarch before the council of Ephesus on St. John's day, in a church dedicated to his

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names. In rehearsing his discourse to the Holy Fathers, the Saint cites Heb. i. 6. and then addresses himselfe to the apostle.

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〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉. — "When he

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bringeth in the first-begotten into the world, he saith, Let all the angels of God worship him."〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉, &c.—O blessed

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John the Evangelist, explain this mystery: Who is this first-begotten—how came he in∣to the world? Mysterium hoc aperi, effare

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etiam nunc, qui voces habes immortales. Resera nobis puteum vitae. Da, ut nunc quo∣que de salutis fontibus hauriamus.

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This passage of Cyril I have heard several learned Roman Catholic gentlemen call a prayer, and affirm it was a proof of the Fa∣ther's

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Invocation of saints, in the beginning of the 5th century; for St. Cyril succeeded his uncle Theophilus in the see of Alexandria,

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October 16, 412. But to this it may be answered,—

1. That Binius, though a zealous plea∣der for the catholic cause, (as the monks of Rome miscall it) was of another opinion, for he takes no notice of this passage in his notes (in calce part. 3, Concil, Ephesini, tom. 2. p. 665, &c.) and most certainly, he would not have failed to urge it, if he had consider∣ed it as a prayer, and believed it did prove the invocation of saints.

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2. Nor does Bellarmine, in his treatise de sanctorum beatitudine, Henricus Vicus, de sanctorum invocatione, Gabriel Vasquez, de adoratione, or Gregorius de Valentia, de ora∣tione, make use of this passage of Cyril, tho' they do, ex professo, and datâ, dili∣gently quote all the councils and fathers they can, to prove invocation of saints.

3. As rhetorical apostrophes, or prosopo∣paeias, are usual in all authors, sacred or civil, this may be one in Cyril, and it seems very plain from the passage, that it was intended for no more. It appears to be a rhetorical figure, and not a prayer; such a figure as the Greek fathers were wont very frequently to use in their orations and poems.

Cyril intending, as appears by the sequel, to answer his own question with a passage in St. John's gospel, makes a long rhetorical apostrophe to the apostle, as if he were there present, then adds, Annon dicentem audimus, 〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉? But do we not hear him saying? Or, as Binius has the reading, 〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉, let us hear what St. John saith, audiamus itaque dicentem, as if they had heard John giving his answer, and then concludes with the first verse of the first chapter of his gospel, 〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉, &c. In the beginning was the word, &c.

It is therefore very plain, that this passage of Cyril is only a part of his homily or ser∣mon,

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and that in a rhetorical manner, he quotes a text from a gospel written by John about 330 years before, in answer to his own question, who the word was? For Cyril to pray to John to tell them what he had told them long before, were senseless and ridicu∣lous; but to desire the apostle to do it in a rhetorical apostrophe, was allowable. It a∣mounts to no more than the figurative ex∣pression in our liturgy, Hear what comfort∣able words our Saviour saith. Hear what St. Paul saith.

But if Cyril did in this passage truly pray to St. John, that could be no argument for popish invocation of saints; for, if an hundred fathers in the beginning of the fourth century, had preached up, and practised invocation of saints, yet that could not make it lawful and right, since we are taught by the scriptures to direct our prayers neither to saint no an∣gel, but to God only, and in the name and mediation of Jesus Christ only. We are not only positively ordered by the apostles to make all our addresses and prayers ot God only, and by the mediation and intercession of Jesus Christ; but are told, that God is omniscient, and so able to hear all our prayers; — all-sufficient, and therefore able to supply all our necessities; —and that his mercies in Jesus Christ are in∣finite. This makes our way sure in this particular.

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On the contrary, the papists have no pre∣cept to pray to saints; nor any promise that they shall be heard; nor any practice of the primitive church, for 300 years after Christ, to encourage them; and therefore, such po∣pish invocation is a novel, groundless, and im∣pious error.

* 4.23We are told by St. Peter, (Acts v. 31.) that God had exalted the Lord Jesus Christ to be a Prince and Saviour, that is, an inter∣cessor.— By St. Paul, (Heb. vii. 25.) that Christ is able to save to the uttermost all that come to God by him, seeing he ever liveth to make intercession for them; (chap. ix. 24.) that he is gone to haven (for this very end) to appear in the presence of God for us: (1 Tim. ii.5.) that there is not other mediator betwixt God and men but the man Christ Jesus, that is, whose prerogative it is to intercede for sinners to the Divine Majesty; being an honour and dignity God hath exalted him unto, after his sufferings, and as a reward thereof:—Thus are we informed by the divine oracles, and yet, notwithstanding this, to make prayers and supplications to the Virgin Mary, and a thousand other saints, for aid or help; and to have by their merit and intercession, the gists and graces they pray for conferred upon them;—this is a doctrine of such dangerous consequence, as it is a depriving of Christ Jesus of that grand dignity and prerogative

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he is now in heaven exalted to, as much as in men lies, that I should have admired how it ever came to be embraced by such as pro∣fess christianity, had not the spirit of God foretold (1 Tim. iv. 4.) that some should de∣part from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, (that is, seducing men) and doctrines of devils, that is to say, doctrines concerning demons, or souls of famous men departed this life; which the heathens called demons; and to whom they gave the worship of prayer or invocation, as intercessors or inferior divini∣ties. This prophecy hinders my wondering at the thing: but then I must call such mo∣dern invocation gentilism christianized; a de∣plorable corruption.

Ponder then, ye Catholics, in time, and think not to excuse yourselves by arguing from the command Christians have here on earth to require each others prayers to God for them:—For, we have no command to sup∣plicate any in heaven but only God. (Matt. vi. 8.) We have no reasonable assurance that the saints in heaven do hear our prayers, and of consequence have not the same rea∣sons to request their prayers to God for us that we have to request the prayers of saints on earth: nor is this all: our prayers to each other in this life are only christian requests to recommend our conditions to God: offices only of kindness: no acts of religious worship.

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When St. Paul was on earth, had any one on bended knees, with hands and eyes lifted up to heaven, in time of public prayer, and amidst the solemn prayers to God, beseeched him for aid and help, and for the conference of gifts and graces, he would have rent his cloathes, and said, Why do ye these things? and can we suppose, that now in heaven, the apostle is less careful to preserve entire God's prerogative.

Beside, there is a great deal of difference betwixt St. Paul's saying, Brethren, pray for us, or our requesting the prayers of the faith∣ful here on earth for us, and praying to saints in heaven, as practised in the Roman church. Our's, are only wishes and requests; their's, so∣lemn prayers on bended knees, made in the places and proper seasons of divine worship, and joined with the prayers they make to God. They use the same postures and expressions of devotions they use to God himself. They pray to them for help and aid, and make them joint-petitioners with Christ; relying on their merits as the merits of Christ.

In sum, in the tabernacle of this world, we are to request the prayers of every good chris∣tian for us: but in the tabernacle of heaven, we are to call on none but Him in whom we believe. As in the outward court of the Jew∣ish tabernacle, every priest was permitted to officiate, to receive and present the devotions

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of the people to the divine majesty; but in the holy place, within the vail, none but the high-priest was to do any office or service: even so in the tabernacle of this world, every chris∣tian being a priest to God, has this honour conferred upon him; but in the holy of holies, in heaven, none but Christ, our high-priest, is to officiate. He only is there to appear in the presence of God for us. It is his preroga∣tive alone to receive our prayers, and present them to the divine majesty. As none but the high-priest was to offer incense in the holy of holies, so none in heaven but Christ our high-priest is to offer our prayers to God his father. He alone is that angel to whom much incense was given, that he should offer it with the prayers of all saints, upon the golden altar that was before the throne. (Rev. viii. 3.) Which alludes to the altar that was before the mercy-seat, on which the high-priest only was to offer incense.

But the catholic may say perhaps, that as on earth, men do not presently run to kings to present their requests, but obtain his fa∣vours by the mediation of courtiers and favou∣rites; even so, it is fitting we have recourse to saints, who are favourites in heaven, that we may obtain access to God, and have our suits accepted of him. Thus have I heard some learned men of the church of Rome argue. They should consider, however, in the first

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place, that if an earthly prince had declared he would have no sollicitor but his son, and that all favours and royal graces should come to his subjects through his hands, and by means of his mediation; such subjects could deserve no favour, if they make their application to other favourites, contrary to their prince's command.—In the next place, if the sol∣licitor, the son, was out of the question, and no such one had been declared by the king, yet as we petition earthly princes by such as enjoy their presence, because they cannot give audience to all their subjects, nor do they know the worthy; but God is omnipresent, his ears always open, and his head bowed down to the prayers of his people; is no respecter of persons, but gives a like access to the beggar as to the prince, and promises to cast out none that make their application to him; it fol∣lows of consequence, that we ought to ad∣dress ourselves immediately to God, and ask from him. If an earthly prince should thus invite his subjects to petition him for the sup∣ply of their wants, I should account the man no better than a fool or a madman, who would apply himself to any of the king's favourites.

The conclusion is; O thou that hearest prayer, unto thee shall all flesh come. (Ps. lxv. 2.) Since God, who is infinite in mercy, omnipresent, and omnipotent in wisdom and action, admits every man to the throne of

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grace, bids him ask in the name of Jesus Christ, and promises, whatever we ask in his Son's name, he will do it.—Since the practice of praying to saints is injurious to Christ, and doth manifestly rob him of his royal prerogative, which is to be the one, and only mediator betwixt God and man; for in this office, he hath no sharers or partners, according to the scripture account: As God is but one, and there is no other; so the me∣diator (by the appointment of God) is but one, and there is, there can be no other(4) 4.24— And since, exclusive of these unalterable things, the Roman doctors cannot be certain, that saints in heaven hear the requests of sup∣pliants on earth, or know whether our prayers are fit to be accepted of God(5) 4.25; let us reject that unlawful practice, the invocation of saints,

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and pray for pardon and grace (as the gospel directs) to God the judge of all, through Je∣sus Christ the mediator of the new covenant.

This do, and thou shalt live.

N. B. Who was the author of these good remarks, these friars could not tell me; as they were in the book when they bought it. If I mistake not, they are an abstract from a letter of Bishop Barlow to Mr. Evelyn, with several additions. I have not Bishop Barlow's works by me; but I think I have seen some∣thing to this purpose, written by this prelate about one hundred years ago.

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SECTION III.

Say why was man so eminently rais'd Amid the vast creation; why ordain'd Through life and death to dart his piercing eye, With thoughts beyond the limits of his frame; But that th' omnipotent might send him forth In sight of mortal and immortal powers, As on a boundless theatre, to run The great career of justice; to exalt His gen'rous aim to all diviner deeds; To shake each partial purpose from his breast; And thro' the mists of passion and of sense, And thro' the tossing tide of chance and pain, To hold his course unfault' ring, while the voice Of truth and virtue, up the steep ascent Of nature, calls him to his high reward, Th' applauding smile of heav'n? Else wherefore burns In mortal bosoms this unquenched hope, That breathes from day to day sublimer things, And mocks possession? Wherefore darts the mind With such resistless ardor to embrace Majestic forms; impatient to be free, Spurning the gross controul of wilful might; Proud of the strong contention of her toils; Proud to be daring?

* 4.26§. 1. THE eighth of April, 1729, I bid the Ivonites adieu, and by their directions walked up a very steep and stony mountain, which took me two hours, and then arrived at what I had often seen before in this part of the world, a great lake, the

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water of which was black as ink to look at as it stood, though very bright in a cup, and must be owing, as I suppose, to its descend∣ing to the abyss: by the side of this water, under the shade of oak-trees, many hundred years old, we rid for an hour, on even ground, and then came to a descent so very dangerous and dark, through a wood on the mountain's side, that we could hardly creep it down on our feet, nor our horses keep their legs as we led them to the bottom. This declivity was more than a mile, and ended in a narrow lane between a range of precipices that almost met at top. This pass was knee-deep in water, from a spring in the bottom of the mountain we had come down, which ran through it, and so very stony, that it took us three hours to walk the horses to the end of it, though it was not more than two miles: but at last we came to a fine plain, over which we rid for an hour and a half, and arrived at a wood, which seemed very large, and stood between two very high unpassable hills. In this forest was our way, and the road so dark, and obstructed by the branches of trees, that it was dismal and un∣easy to go. On however we went for a long time, and about the middle of it came to a circular opening of about four acres, in which four very narrow roads met; that we had travelled, another before us, and one on

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each hand. The way strait on we were cautioned by my friends not to go, as it was a terrible ride; but whether to turn to the right or left, we had forgot. I thought to the right; but my lad was positive, he re∣membered the directions was to take the left∣hand road. This caused a stop for some time, and as I was a little fatigued, I thought it best while we paused to dine. Finn brought immediately some meat, bread, and a bottle of cyder, from his valise, and under a great oak I sat down, while our horses fed on the green. One hour we rested, and then went on again, to the left, as O Finn advised. For several hours we rid, or rather, our horses walked, till we got out of the wood, and then arrived at the bottom of a steep moun∣tain; one side of which is in the northern extremity of Westmoreland, and the other in the north end of Stanemore-Richmondshire. This vast hill we ascended, and came down the other side of the fell into a plain, which extends south-east for near half a mile to the river Teese, that divides the north end of Stanemore from Bishoprick, or the county of Durham. Yorkshire here ends in an ob∣tuse angle, between two mountains, and the angle, for a quarter of a mile, is filled with that beautiful tall ever-green tree, the broad∣leaved alaternus, intermixed here and there in a charming manner, with the fir tree,

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the Norway spruce, and the balm of Gilead. It is as fine a grove as can in any part of the world be seen.

* 4.27§. 2. Just at the entrance of it, by the side of a plentiful spring, which runs into the Teese, there stood the prettiest little house I had ever beheld, and over it crept the pretty rock-rose, the cassine, the sea-green coro∣milla, and other ever-green shrubs. Before the house, was a large garden, seven or eight acres of land, under fruit-trees, and vegeta∣bles of every kind; very beautifully laid out; and watered in a charming manner by the stream that murmured a thousand ways from the spring by the house-door. I have not seen a sweeter thing. It appeared so beauti∣ful and useful, so still and delightful a place, so judiciously cultivated, and happily dis∣posed, that I could not help wishing to be acquainted with the owner of such a lodge.

* 4.28§. 3. As there was no other fence to this fine spot of ground but a ditch like a ha to keep cattle out, I leaped into the gardens, and roamed about for some time, to look at the curious things. I then went up to the house, in hopes of seeing a human creature either high or low. I knocked at the door, but no one could I find, though the mansion did not look like an uninhabited place. I

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then sauntered into the grove behind, and in a winding way of three hundred yards, that had been cut through the perennial wood, and was made between banks of springing flowers, beautiful exotics, and various aro∣matic shrubs, crept on till I arrived at a sleep∣ing parlour, which stood in the middle of a circular acre of ground, and was surrounded and shaded with a beautiful grove; the larix, the phoenician cedar, and the upright savin. There was a little falling water near the door, that was pleasing to look at, and charmed the ear. Entring this room, I found the walls painted by some masterly hand, in bas∣kets of flowers, and the finest rural scenes. Two handsome couches were on either side the chamber, and between these lits de repos was as curious a table for wood and work∣manship as could be seen. Pretty stools stood near it, and one arm-chair. It was a sweet filent place, and in every respect, far beyond the sleeping parlour in the gardens at Stow.(6) 4.29

* 4.30§. 4. On one of the couches, as it was then evening, and I knew not what to do, I threw myself down, and very soon fell fast asleep. I lay the whole night without wak∣ing, and as soon as I could perceive any day, went to see what was become of Finn and

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the horses. The beasts I found feeding on very good grass in the green; and my lad still snoaring under a great tree: but he was soon on his legs, and gave me the following account.

* 4.31§. 5. About an hour after my departure from him, he saw a poor man pass over the plain, who had come down the mountain we descended, and was going to cross the Teese in a small skiff of his own, in order to go to his cottage on the other side in Bish∣oprick: that he lived by fishing and fowling, and sold what he got by land and water to the quality and gentlefolk, twenty miles round him. And on asking who lived in the house before us, on the skirts of the grove, he said, it belonged to a young lady of great fortune, Miss Antonia Cranmer, whose father had been dead about a year, (died in the house I saw): that she was the greatest beauty in the world, and only nine∣teen, and for one so young, wise to an asto∣nishing degree: that she lived mostly at this seat, with her cousin, Agnes Vane, who was almost as handsome as she: that Miss Cran∣mer had no relish for the world, being used to still life, and seldom stirred from home, but to visit an old lady, her aunt, who lived in Cumberland: that she was at present there,

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about twenty miles off, and would soon re∣turn: that she kept four young gentlewomen (who had no fortunes) to attend her and Miss Vane; two old men servants, a gardner, and a cook; and two boys: that whenever she went from her house, she took her whole family with her, and left every place locked up as I faw. Finn's account surprised me. It set me a thinking if it was possible to get this charming girl. I paused with my finger in my mouth for a few minutes, and then bid him saddle the horses.

* 4.32§. 6. As soon as it was possible, I went over the river to the fisherman's house, de∣termining there to wait, till I could see the beautiful Antonia, and her fair kinswoman, another Agnes de Castro, to be sure. My curiosity could not pass two such glorious ob∣jects without any acquaintance with them.

The poor fisherman gave me a bed very readily for money, as he had one to spare for a traveller, and he provided for me every thing I could desire. He brought bread and ale from a village a few miles dis∣tant, and I had plenty of fish and wild-fowl for my table. Every afternoon I crossed the water, went to the sleeping parlour, and there waited for the charming Antonia.— Twenty days I went backwards and forwards,

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but the beauties in that time did not return. Still however I resolved to wait; and, to amuse myself till they came, went a little way off to see an extraordinary man.

* 4.33§. 7. While I resided in this cot∣tage, Christopher informed me, that about three miles from his habitation, there liv∣ed, in a wild and beautiful glin, a gen∣tleman well worth my knowing, not on∣ly on account of his pretty lodge, and lone manner of spending his time, but as he was a very extraordinary man. This was enough to excite my curiosity, and as soon as it was light, the first of May, I went to look for this solitary. I found him in a vale, romantic indeed, among vast rocks, ill-shaped and rude, and surrounded with trees, as ve∣nerable as the forest of Fontainbleau. His little house stood on the margin of a fountain, and was encompassed with copses of different trees and greens. The pine, the oak, the ash, the chesnut tree, cypresses, and the acasia, diversified the ground, and the neg∣ligent rural air of the whole spot, had charms that could always please. Variety and agree∣ableness were every where to be seen. Here was an harbour of shrubs, with odoriferous flowers: and there, a copse of trees was crowned with the enamel of a meadow.

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There was a collection of the most beautiful vegetables in one part; and in another, an assembly of ever-greens, to form a perpetual spring. Pan had an altar of green turf, under the shade of elms and limes: and a water-nymph stood by the spring of a mur∣muring stream. The whole was a fine imitation of nature; simple and rural to a charming degree.

* 4.34§. 8. Here lived Dorick Watson, an Eng∣lish gentleman, who had been bred a catholic in France, and there married a sister of the famous Abbé le Blanc. But on returning to his own country, being inclined by good sense and curiosity, to see what the protes∣tants had to say in defence of their reforma∣tion, he read the best books he could get on the subject, and soon perceived, that Luther, Melancthon, Calvin, Zuinglius, Bucer, and other ministers of Christ, had said more against the Romish religion than the pretended catho∣lics had been able to give a solid answer to. He saw, that barbarity, policy, and sophistry, were the main props of popery; and that, in doctrine and practice, it was one of the grea∣test visible enemies that Christ has in the world. He found that even Bellarmine's notes of his church were so far from being a clear and necessary proof that the church of Rome is

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the body of Christ, or true church, that they proved it to be the Great Babylon, or that great enemy of God's church, which the apos∣tles describe.

* 4.35He saw, in the first place, that there has not been, since the writing of the New Testa∣ment, any empire, but that of the church of Rome, so universal for 1260 years toge∣ther, as to have all that dwell upon earth, peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues, to worship it; which is St. John's description of the new power that prevailed on the inhabitants of the earth to receive his idolatrous constitutions, and yield obedience to his tyrannical authority. And all that dwell on the earth shall worship him, except those who are enrolled in the registers, as heirs of eter∣nal life, according to the promises of the me∣diator of acceptance and blessing. (Rev. xiii. 8.) The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues. (Rev. xvii. 15.) Bel∣larmine's Universality then is directly against him.

The Cardinal's second note, (continued Dorick) is antiquity, and his third a per∣petual and uninterrupted duration. But on examination, I could find no ruling power, except Rome papal, so ancient, as to have the blood of prophets, and saints, and of all that

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were slain upon earth, of that kind for that space of time, to be found in it. (Rev. xviii. 24.) And what Rule but papal Rome had ever so long a duration upon seven hills, so as to answer the whole length of the time of the Saracen and Turkish empires.

The Cardinal's fourth note is amplitude, and it is most certain, that never had any other church such a multitude and variety of be∣lievers, as to have all nations drink of the wine of her fornication, and to gain a blas∣phemous power over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

The fifth note is the Succession of its bishops; and the sixth, Agreement with the doctrine of the antient church: Now it is most true, that none but Rome was ever so eminently conspicuous for so long a time for the succession of its bishops under one supreme patriarch, as to be the living image of all the civil dig∣nities of the empire, where it was under one supreme church-head exercising all the power of the civil head: nor did ever any enemy of God's church act for so long a time like the red dragon in its bloody laws against the fol∣lowers of the lamb: and yet so far agree with the primitive church in fundamental doctrines, as to answer the character of a false prophet with the horns of the lamb, that is, Christ, but speaking like the red

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dragon to his followers, as the church of Rome has done.(7) 4.36

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The seventh note of Bellarmine's holy Roman catholic church, is the Union of the members

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among themselves, and with the head: And sure it is, that no where else but in Rome papal, has there been such an union of

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head and members for that length of time, as to apply the one mind of the ten kings for their agreement together, to give their power, and strength, and their whole kingdoms to the beast.

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The eighth note produced by Cardinal Bel∣larmine, is Sanctity; and Watson saw it fair∣ly proved by the protestant writers, that no church but Rome did ever appear so long to∣gether with such a medley of sanctity, in some doctrines, and outward appearances of a strict holiness of life, joined with the most abomi∣nable doctrines, and practices, to qualify it for the horns of the lamb, and the speech of the dragon for the idolatrous and cruel com∣mands of the image; or, for having the form of godliness in the latter times, and yet de∣nying the power thereof.

In short, Dorick not only found, on a careful enquiry, that the system of the church of Rome was error and turpitude, abomination, gain, and cruelty,—and her great design the very reverse of the gospel revelation, which came down from heaven to prepare men, by the practice of universal holiness and virtue, for eternal life; but likewise, that even her Cardinal's notes prove, this church cannot be, in any sense, the true church of Christ; and Bellarmine was perfectly infatuated to make choice of such things for the marks of his church, as make it the very picture of Babylon the Great. He resolved then to come out of Rome. He determined to forsake a church, which had altered the institutions of Christ, and is therefore guilty of heresy as well as schism.

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This change in religion gave Dorick the highest satisfaction, (as he told me) and it was doubled by his being able to convert his beloved Adelaide from popery to the church of Christ. But this joy had soon after some mitigation, by losing one of the most agree∣able women in the world. Death robbed him of his heart's fond idol, and by that stroke he was so wounded, that he could not heal himself for a long time. He became the real mourner. He kept the reasons of his anguish continually before him, and was more intent upon spending his spirits, than his sorrows. He grew fond of solitude and silence, that he might indulge his passion, and provoke the emotion of that grief that was ready to devour him. In short, he re∣treated to the silent place I found him in, which was a part of his own estate, and turned hermit. He built the little villa I saw by the water-side, and formed the ground into the natural garden I beheld. Le Blanc mentions it in his letters, as an extraordinary thing, and very justly prefers it to the labour∣ed and expensive Gardens at Chiswick, the work of the late Lord Burlington, Here Watson laid in every thing he had a mind for, and filled his closet with books. He amused and kept himself healthy by working in his garden, and when he had done abroad, went in to read. His principal study was the con∣templation

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of the best learning, which is the true christian; and from that he went to know what the Greeks and Romans have resolved and taught. In some things, I found he was a learned agreeable man, and won∣dered greatly at his whim in turning hermit. I said a great deal against it, as we sat over a bottle of claret; told him he might employ his time and talents more usefully in the world, by mixing and conversing with his fellow creatures, and by a mutual participa∣tion and conveyance of the common blessings of nature and providence; and as he was not forty yet, advised him to go over the Teese, and make his addresses to Miss Cranmer or Miss Vane, both of them being most glorious girls, as I was told, and capable of adding greatly to the delights of philosophy. You have not seen two finer creatures, soul and body, than they are, if I have been rightly informed; and I think, it would be a no∣bler and more religious act to get one of them with child, in the state of holy wedlock, than to write the best book that was ever printed. For my own part, I had rather marry, and double-rib one of these dear creatures, than die with the character of a father of the desarts. But in vain did I re∣monstrate to this anchoret. Contemplation was become his Venus, from the hour he lost

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his Adelaide; and he had lived so very happy in his lone state for seven years past, that he could not think of hazarding felicity by a change of life. He had all he desired. If at any time, and thing was wanting, Christo∣pher the fisherman, who came to see him once or twice a week, very quickly got him what∣ever he required. This was Watson's answer to my advice, and seeing it was to no pur∣pose to say any more, I wished my hermit health, and bid him adieu.

* 4.38§. 9. Having, in the preceding article, mentioned the famous Abbé le Blanc, I think I ought to say something of him in this place, by adding a few remarks in relation to this extraordinary man. He was in England in the year 1735, and writ two volumes of letters in octavo, which were translated into English, and printed for Brindley in 1747. In this account of England, the French monk pretends to describe the natural and political constitution of our country, and the temper and manners of the nation; but, as is evident from his epistles, knew nothing at all of any of them.

Voltaire, however, (that wonderful com∣pound of a man, half infidel, half papist; who seems to have no regard for christianity, and yet compliments popery, at the expence

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of his understanding(8) 4.39; who writes the history of England with a partiality and ma∣levolence almost as great as Smollet's, and pre∣tends to describe the Britannic constitution, though it is plain from what he says, that he has not one true idea of the primary institu∣tions of it, but taking this nation to be just such another kingdom of slaves as his own

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country, rails at the Revolution, and like all the Jacobite dunces, prates against the placing the Prince of Orange on the throne, and the establishment of the succession in the present pro∣testant heirs; though most certain it be, that these things were the natural fruit and effect of our incomparable constitution, and are de jure:—In short, that Zoilus and plagiary,—that carping superficial critic, (as a good judge calls him); who abuses the English nation in his letters, and denies Shakespear almost every dramatic excellence; though in his Mahomet, he pilfers from Macbeth almost every capital scene: (Shakespear, who furnishes out more elegant, pleasing, and interesting entertain∣ment, in his plays, than all the other dra∣matic writers, antient and modern, have been able to do; and, without observing any one unity but that of character, for ever diverts and instructs, by the variety of his incidents, the propriety of his sentiments, the luxuri∣ancy of his fancy, and the purity and strength of his dialogue): Voltaire, I say, speaking of this Abbé le Blanc, wishes he had tra∣velled through all the world, and wrote on all nations, for it becomes only a wise man to travel and write. Had I always such cordials, I would not complain any more of my ills. I support life, when I suffer. I enjoy it, when I read you. This

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is Voltaire's account of the Abbé. How true and just it is, we shall see in a few observa∣tions on what this reverend man says of our religion and clergy.

* 4.40The substance of what this French monk reports, vol. II. from p. 64 to p. 75, in his letter to the President Bouhier,(9) 4.41

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is this:

1. That Cranmer, and the other doctors, who introduced the reformation into England, were downright enthusiasts, and compassed their designs by being seconded by those, who were animated by a spirit of irreligion, and by a greedy desire of seizing the possessions of the monks. It was the desire of a change established the reformation. The new doctors

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seduced the people, and the people having mistaken darkness for light, quitted the road of truth, to walk in the ways of error.

2. As to morals, that this boasted reforma∣tion produced no change in that respect; for the people are not purer than they were in former times, and the ecclesiastics are despised and hated for the badness of their lives. The bishops sacrifice every thing to their ambition; and the clergy of the second rank have no respect for their office. They spend the whole day in public places in smoaking and drinking, and are remarkable for drunken∣ness, so dishonourable to ecclesiastics. Their

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talk is the most dissolute, and the vice that degrades these professors, sets a bad example to sober people, and makes them the jest of libertines.

3. The only remarkable change produced by the reformation was the marriage of priests; and, exclusive of this being against the deci∣sions of the catholic church, it is contrary to sound policy and experience. The marriage of priests diminishes the respect we should have for them. The misconduct of a wo∣man makes the clergyman fall into contempt. The lewdness of the daughter makes the priest, her father, the object of the most in∣decent jests; and for the most part, the daugh∣ters of the clergy turn whores after the death of their father; who, while living, spent more of his income in maintaining himself and children in pleasure and luxury, than in works of charity. He lived profusely, and dies poor.

Beside, if the English clergy were the greatest and most excellent men, yet a great man in the eyes of the world, loses of the respect which is due to him, in proportion as he has any thing in common with the rest of mankind. A Madam Newton, and a Madam Fontenelle, would injure the illustrious men whose name they bore. Nor is this all. Those who by their disposition cannot fix that secret

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inclination, which induces us to love, on one person, are more humane and charitable than others. The unmarried ecclesiastics are more animated with that charitable spirit their function requires, as they have no worldly affections to divert it. People very rarely (as Lord Bacon says) employ themselves in watering plants, when they want water them∣selves. —In short, the English divines are the worst of men, and there is hardly any reli∣gion in England.—Thus does this French Abbé revile the English reformation and di∣vines. He misrepresents the whole nation, and with a falshood and outrage peculiar to popery and mass-priests, that is, to devils and the most execrable religion, screams against the pure religion of the gospel, and dishonestly blackens some of the finest characters that ever adorned human nature. So very vi∣rulent is this reverend French papist against the clergy of England, that he is even posi∣tive there is not a divine in the nation knows how to behave like a gentleman.

In answer to the first article of impeach∣ment, I observe, that it is so far from being true, that Cranmer, and the other English divines, our reformers, were enthusiasts, and compassed their designs by the assistance of those who were animated by a spirit of irreligion, and by a greedy desire of seizing the possession of

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the monks, (as this mass-priest asserts); that it is most certain, on the contrary, Cranmer, and the other reformers, were wise and up∣right christians, who, from a good under∣standing of religion, opposed the false preten∣sions of the church of Rome. They saw that popery was contrary to the true genius of christianity; its spirit insolent and cruel; and its worship, not only a jumble of the most ridiculous fopperies and extravagancies, bor∣rowed from heathen customs and supersti∣tions; but the impurest that ever appeared in the world: that the designs of popish Rome were contrary to all the principles of humani∣ty; its doctrines abominable and sinful; and its offices cursed and diabolical: it was evident, I say, to the conception of these great men, (I mean Cranmer, and the other English re∣formers) that the Romish church was treache∣rous and inhuman, blood-thirsty and antichris∣tian; that her devotions were horrible and impious; her ministers false prophets and liars, covered and decked with the livery of Christ, but in every thing acting contrary to the sal∣vation wrought by Jesus; and therefore these wise and excellent reformers renounced popery, and bravely declared for that religion, which promotes the good of all mankind, and in∣spires men to worship the Father only in spirit and in truth. They threw off the cloak and garments of antichrist: they gloriously sepa∣rated

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from him, and joined together in pu∣rity and simplicity, to please the Lord Jehovah. There was no enthusiasm in the case, (as Le Blanc, the mass-priest, has the front to say) but, when the light of the gospel was ob∣scured, and darkness had overspread the earth; when ignorance and superstition uni∣versally prevailed, and the immoralities of the Church of Rome were made to pass for chris∣tianity in the world; then did these reformers call the people out of Rome, and preach to them the essential truths of the faith. They called them from an idolatrous religion, and all its train of direful effects; from that sin of the first rank, which strikes at the being of a God, and ravishes from him the greatest honour that is due to him from his creature, man; they called them from the horrible service of the mass, from their addresses to angels and saints, and their worship of ima∣ges; to the inward knowledge of one true God, and the worship due to him only; to the sanctification and honour, which is due to him above all things, and above every name; to the living hope in God through Christ; to regeneration, and inward renova∣tion by faith, hope, and charity; to a holy conversation, and a faithful performance of all the commandments; to true repentance, perseverance to the end, and life eternal. To these truths, (not to be found in the re∣ligion

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of our travelling mass-priest) did the great, the glorious English reformers call mankind. They laboured to establish them in every thing tending to a pure faith, and good life. In this, there is not, there can∣not be any enthusiasm.

And as to their being assisted by those who were animated by a spirit of irreligion, and by a greedy desire of seizing the possessions of the monks, it does not appear to be the truth of the case. Supposing there were such irreligious men, the assistance the re∣formers had from any great men in Henry the eighth's time, when the abbeys were de∣stroyed, was so very little, that malice only could mention it as an objection to the refor∣mation. Popery, in that monarch's reign, was still the established religion of England, and both sides blame this king's persecutions. If papists were put to death for denying the supremacy of Harry, protestants were no less sufferers, for opposing the adoration of the host, and other religious impieties. And af∣ter the short reign of his son, Edward the sixth, what assistance had the reformers un∣der bloody Mary? Did she not do all that in∣fernal popery could suggest, to destroy Cran∣mer, his brethren, and their reformation? And did not they, without any other assist∣ance than what they received from the spirit of God, continue to vindicate the truth as it is in

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Jesus, and teach the pure doctrines of the gospel, in opposition to the frauds and vile inventions of papal Rome. Without mind∣ing the indignities, the torments, and the cruel death prepared for them, the brave ho∣nest men went on with their heavenly work, and till, the flames made them silent, endea∣voured to destroy the Romish artifices and im∣moralities, and to spread the pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father. They were zealous, with the truth of religion on their side, and laboured to convert, out of a pure and friendly regard to the eternal wel∣fare of mankind. They did the work, by the blessing of God, and therefore the malicious Le Blanc, the mass-priest, reviles and black∣ens them.

What he says of usurpation, in respect of church lands, does not deserve any notice. The reforming clergy were not the actors in that scene. It was the king and his council. And as the Pope had shewed them the way, by granting bulls for the dissolution of the lesser monasteries, they thought, since the Pope's power was taken away by a general consent of the nation, the king, the church, and the people concurring, they might, with as little sacrilege, dissolve the rest. The king and parliament (says Bishop Burnet) could not discern the difference between greater and lesser as to the point of sacrilege. And al∣though

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some uses might cease by the doctrines of the reformation, as masses for souls de∣parted, and monks to pray the dead out of purgatory; yet there were others to employ the church lands about, as some of them were in founding new bishopricks. And if in this case, the reformers had been guilty of some wilful errors, that could be no crime of the reformation. The culpable must an∣swer it. For the satisfaction of conscience about the reformation, there can be but three questions fairly proposed. Was there suffi∣cient cause for it? Was there sufficient au∣thority? And whether the proceedings of our reformation were justifiable by the rule of scripture, and the ancient church? Upon these points we ought to join issue, and I am sure the conclusion must be in the affirma∣tive.

As to Le Blanc's second observation in re∣lation to the marriage of priests, which our reformation he says produced, it may be an∣swered, that the doctrine of a priest's mar∣riage being unlawful, was borrowed by the church of Rome from the antient heretics; especially from the Manichees, who allowed marriage to their hearers, as the church of Rome doth to laymen; but forbad it to their elect, as that church doth to her priests. St. Augustin charges the Manichees wth this error. Hic non dubito vos esse clamaturos invidiam∣que

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factures, castitatem perfectam vos vehe∣menter commendare atque laudare, non ta∣men nuptias prohibere; quandoquidem au∣ditores vestri quorum apud vos secundus est gradus ducere atque habere non prohibentur uxores. De moribus manichaeorum, Lib. 2. c. 18.

The first pope we read of that condemned the marriage of priests, was Syricius, the Ro∣man, A. D. 384—398. And upon this ac∣count, I wonder Baronius had not a regard to his memory: but it has been the misfor∣tune of his holiness since his death to fall un∣der the displeasure of the Cardinal to that de∣gree, that he has struck him out of his cata∣logue of his Romish saints. He does not tell us for what reason. Perhaps it was because this pope rather dissuaded priests from mar∣riage than peremptorily forbad it, as appears by his letters. (Syr. epist. 1. & 4. apud Bi∣nium.)

The next pope, who distinguished himself against the marriage of priests, was the son of Bald-head, count of Burgundy, (whose grand∣daughter was consort to Lewis the 6th, king of France); I mean the celebrated Guy, arch∣bishop of Vienne, who succeeded Gelasius, A. D. 1119, and had for successor in the year 1124, Lambert of Bononia, commonly call∣ed Honorius the second. Calixtus the second, pope and prince of Burgundy, was the first

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who absolutely forbad priests marriage, and in case they were married, commanded them to be separated. (Grat. dist. 27. c. 8.) This was in the beginning of the twelfth century. And towards the end of it, A. D. 1198, the renowned son of Count Trasimund, I mean Innocent the third, the ever memorable Car∣dinal Lotharius, pronounced all the marriages of priests null. And afterwards came on the council of Trent, A. D. 1545—1563, which anathematizes those who say such marriages are valid. (Sess. 24. can. 9.)

But one would think, that God sufficiently declared his approbation of such marriages, in that the whole world hath by his appointment been twice peopled by two married priests; first by Adam, secondly by Noah. And we are sure, the holy scripture tells us, That mar∣riage is honourable in all; (Heb. xiii. 4) and places it among the qualifications of a bishop, That he be the husband of one wife, having faithful children. (Tit. i. 6.) This, saith St. Chrysostom, the apostle prescribed to this end, that he might stop the mouths of hereticks, who reproached marriage; declaring thereby that marriage is no unclean thing, but so honourable, that a married man may be exalted to the sacred throne of a bishop. (Chrysost. hom. 2. in c. 1. ad tit.) What do you say to this, Le Blanc? I fancy you never read this homily

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of Chrysostome. — And well might this saint think it not unbecoming a bishop to marry, when our Lord thought it not un∣becoming an apostle, no not the prince of the apostles (as the Romanists will have him), for it is without doubt, that St. Peter was married; in that the scripture makes mention of his wife's mother. (Matt. viii. 14.) And Clemens of Alexandria tells us, that it was certainly reported, that when he saw his wise led to death, he rejoiced; and having exhorted her and comforted her, he called her by her name, and bid her remember the Lord. (Clemens Alex. Stromat. l. 7. p. 736. lut. 1629.) And that he was not only mar∣ried, but begat children, the same Clemens in another place affirms, (Stromat. l. 3. p. 448.) Yea that St. Philip and St. Jude were also married, and had children, Eusebius is wit∣ness. (Euseb. eccles. hist. l. 3. c. 20—31.) And in like manner we find, that many of the primitive bishops were married. Chare∣mon bishop of Nilus, St. Spiridion, St. Gre∣gory Nazianzen, St. Gregory Nyssen, St. Hi∣lary, and many more, were married men.

Nor can it be said, that they took wives while they were laymen, and after they took upon them the sacred ministry, were sepa∣rated from them; since the canons, commonly called the apostles, did prohibit either bishop, priest, or deacon, to put away his wife upon

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pretence of religion. (See canon 5.) And if any such shall abstain from marriage, as in itself abominable, command that he be corrected, or deposed, and cast out of the church. (Canon 50.)

Now supposing these canons notwithstand∣ing all that Whiston has said) were not made by them whose name they bear, yet they are allowed by all to be of much greater anti∣quity than the first Nicene council. And when in that council it was moved, that bi∣shops and priests, deacons and sub-deacons, might not cohabit with their wives, which they had taken before ordination, the motion was pre∣sently dashed by the famous Paphnutius, who was himself a single person. (Socrat. eccles. hist. l. 1. c. 11.) Yea a long time after this council, we meet with many popes, who were sons of bishops and priests.

Pope Theodorus, Silverius, and Gelasius I. were the sons of bishops: pope Boniface I. Felix II. and Agapetus II. were the sons of priests. (Gratian. dist. 56. c. 2.) and that we may not think this strange, Gratian him∣self informs us, that the marriage of priests was in those days lawful in the Latin church. (Dist. 56. c. 12.)

Nor is this doctrine to be rejected only as contrary to scripture, and to primitive and apostolical practice, but because of the abo∣minable fruits produced in the church of

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Rome by it. For when the clergy might not have wives, (which God allowed), instead of them they took whores; and that wicked∣ness so far prevailed in the church, that the Cardinal of Cambray informs us, (De reform. eccles.) many clergymen were not ashamed publickly, in the face of the world, to keep concubines. And the gloss upon Gratian says, A priest may not be deposed for simple fornication, because there are few priests to be found without that fault. This made Pius the second say, that though priests were by the western church forbid to marry for good reason, yet there was stronger reason to restore marriage to them again. (Hist. Coun∣cil Trent. l. 7. p. 680.) And many in that council, were so sensible of this, that they alledged the great scandal given by inconti∣nent priests, and that there was want of con∣tinent persons fit to exercise the ministry. (Paoli, p. 679. &c.) The Emperor and the Duke of Bavaria did therefore require, that the marriage of priests might be granted. (Paoli, p. 680. &c.) And many bishops desired that married persons might be pro∣moted to holy orders; but this request was not granted, because, as the fathers observed, if the clergy once come to be married, they will no longer depend on the Pope, but on their prince.

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To conclude this article, (and I shall do it in the words of a great man, a prelate of the church of England, now living); To make war against the very Being of their species, they, (the Romish priests) devote themselves to a single life, in blasphemous opposition to that first great command and blessing, increase and multiply.

As to Le Blanc's third observation, relat∣ing to the immoralities and bad behaviour of the English clergy; I answer, if there are se∣veral bad men among so large a body as the protestant divines are, which is not strange, as it is the common case of all societies, yet the majority of them, orthodox and other dox, are as worthy men as can be found among the human race. I am very sure my acquaintance among them has been much larger than Le Blanc's could possibly be; and I can affirm from my own knowledge, that there are very many of this order of men, not only as fine gentlemen as I have ever conversed with; but, a clergy holy in heart; superior to pride, to anger, to foolish desires; who walk as Christ also walked, and by their example and doctrine, labour to make the people what the gospel requires they should be; that is, pious and useful, pure and ho∣nest, meek and charitable; to walk by faith, and not by sight; and so pass through things temporal, that they may be sure of obtaining

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the things eternal. This I can say of many English divines of my acquaintance: and I may add, that this testimony from me, who am not over-fond of the clergy, (as the main of the christianity of too many of them lies in their opinion; decked with a few outward observances, says Mr. Wesley very truly, in his letter to Bishop Warburton) and only upon occasion, endeavour now to do them justice, is certainly of more weight in their favour, than the calumny and abuse of a furious bi∣got and mass-priest, can be to make the world have as bad an opinion of them, as popery, and its wretched emissaries, would have the public entertain. Consider this then when you read Le Blanc's letters.

On the other hand, I have had a very large and intimate acquaintance with mass-priests in my time, in many parts of the world; and, a few excellent ones excepted, I can affirm, that more wicked and more worth∣less men than these Romish monks, I have never seen. If adultery, fornication, drunk∣enness, and swearing, are crimes, then the greatest criminals I could name in these re∣spects, are Roman-catholic priests. Let this assertion of mine be set over-against the character the Ahbé Le Blanc gives the Eng∣lish protestant ministers. Consider all I have said, when you read this mass-priest's fifty-eighth letter, and then judge of our refor∣mation

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—But it is time to return to the cottage of Christopher the fisherman, and see what happened to Antonia and Agness.

* 4.45§. 10. When I came back to the poor man's cottage, he told me the ladies were come home, and as he had given Miss Cran∣mer some account of me, as a traveller who had journeyed into that remote corner of the world, in search of antiquities and curiosities, he did not think this lady would be averse to seeing me and hearing me too, if I con∣trived any plausible pretence to throw my∣self in her way.

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Immediately then I crossed the water, went up to the house, and as I saw her and the fair Agness, her cousin, walking in the garden, near the ha, leaped it over immedi∣ately, broad as it was, and with my hat in my hand, made her a low bow, be∣gan an apology for presuming to introduce myself to her presence in such a manner, and concluded with my being in love with her charming character, before I had the honour and happiness of seeing her. What a con∣dition then must I be in, when a heaven-born maid, like her, appeared! Strange pleasures filled my soul, unloosed my tongue,

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and my first talk could not be any thing but love. A deal I said on the subject, not worth repeating to the reader; and the issue of the matter was, that I became so well ac∣quainted with this innocent beauty, that, on tak∣ing my leave, I had an invitation to breakfast with her the next morning. I was there by eight, and really and truly quite charmed with her. She was pretty as it was possible for flesh and blood to be, had a beautiful un∣derstanding; and as she had very little notion of men, having seen very few, except the two old servants who lived with her, she had not a notion of any danger that could come from conversing freely with a man she knew nothing of, and who might be an ene∣my in disguise.

After breakfast, I offered to go, but she asked me to stay and dine; and to sum up the matter, I did dine, sup, and break∣fast with her every day, for a month, till my good priest, Friar Fleming, arrived, on a letter I had sent him, and we were married before the end of six weeks. We loved to excess, and did enhance human happiness to a high degree. She was good as an an∣gel; and for two years we lived in unspeak∣able felicity. For the greatest part of that time, we were at Orton-Lodge, as she liked the wild place. There she likewise died of the small-pox, in the first month of the

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third year, and left me the most disconsolate of men. Four days I sat with my eyes shut, on account of this loss, and then left the Lodge once more, to live if I could, since my religion ordered me so to do, and see what I was next to meet with in the world. As grief sat powerfully on my spirits, and if not dislodged, would have drank them all up very soon, I resolved to hasten to Harrogate, and in the festivities of that place forget my departed partner as soon as I could. I laid my Antonia by my Charlotte and my Statia, and then rode off. What happened at the Wells, and all the observations I made there, and thereabout, the reader will find in my fifth section.

N. B. As I mention nothing of any chil∣dren by so many wives, some readers may perhaps wonder at this, and therefore, to give a general answer, once for all, I think it sufficient to observe, that I had a great many, to carry on the succession; but as they never were concerned in any extraordinary affairs, nor ever did any remarkable things, that I heard of; — only rise and breakfast, read and saunter, drink and eat, it would not be fair, in my opinion, to make any one pay for their history.

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SECTION V.

As once, ('twas in Astraea's reign) The vernal powers renew'd their train, It happened that immortal Love Was ranging thro' the spheres above, And downward hither cast his eye The year's returning pomp to spy; He saw the radiant God of day Lead round the globe the rosy May; The fragrant airs and genial hours Were shedding round him dews and flow'rs; Before his wheels Aurora past, And Hesper's golden lamp was last. But, fairest of the blooming throng, When HEALTH majestic mov'd along, All gay with smiles, to see below The joys which from her presence flow, While earth inliven'd hears her voice, And fields, and flocks, and swains rejoice; Then mighty Love her charms confess'd, And soon his vows inclin'd her breast; And known from that auspicious morn, The pleasing CHEARFULNESS was born.
Thou, CHEARFULNESS, by heav'n design'd To rule the pulse, that moves the mind, Whatever fretful passion springs, Whatever chance or nature brings To strain the tuneful poize within, And disarrange the sweet machine, Thou, Goddess, with a master-hand, Dost each attemper'd key command, Refine the soft, and swell the strong, 'Till all is concord, all is song.

* 4.46§. 1. IN the year 1731, I arrived at Har∣rogate, in the West-riding of York∣shire, in order to amuse my mind with the

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diversions and company of the place.* 4.47 It is a small straggling village on a heath, two miles from Knaresborough, which is thirteen miles from York, and 175 from London. The sulphur wells are three, on the north side of the town, about 500 yards east of the bog. They rise out of a little dry hill. The second is a yard from the first, and the third is five yards and a half from the second. The wa∣ter rises into stone-basons, which are each in∣closed in a small neat building of stone and lime a yard square on the insides, and two yards high, covered over with thick flag∣stones laid shelving.

The soil out of which these springs rise is, first, corn-mould, then a marle lime-stone, and a stratum of plaister: the lime-stone is so abraded by the salt in the water, that when dried, it swims: and where the water stag∣nates between the basons and the brook, the earth is ink black, and has a dry white scum, which smells like sulphur, and burns with a blue flame. The water does likewise throw up much candied sea salts, that is, salts to which sulphur adheres, and the pigeons re∣sort from all parts to pick them up. In moist or rainy weather, these waters send forth a strong smell at a distance, and before rain, they bubble up with an impetuous force; yet neither rain nor drought increases or de∣creases the springs.

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From the large quantities of fine flower of brimstone which these waters throw off, it is plain, that sulphur is the principal thing in them; but experiment likewise proves, that besides sulphur, the stinking well has vitriol, nitre, copper, and salt: These lie in solutis principiis in earth from which the water comes, and may be separated by operation: some, I know, deny there is any copper in these waters; but they do not consider that the glittering glebes of a gold colour found here, can be nothing else than glebes gilt with copper.

As to the diseases wherein this strong sul∣phur-water is proper, it is good for every thing, except a consumption. For this I recom∣mend the Scarborough purging-chalybeate a∣bove all waters. But if, reader, you have obstructions in your liver and other viscera, and are tormented with vicious humours in your intestines; if your bowels are full of worms, the ascarides, or the broad round worm, or the worms called the dog and the wolf, from their likeness to these animals; or if, from a venereal cause, (the malady of many a priest and layman) you have an ulcer in the anus, or in the neck of your bladder, go to Har∣rogate; drink the stinking-water, live tem∣perate, and you will be cured. For the scurvy, that universal disease, it is better than all other medicines. It is excellent in the

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jaundice, though of many years standing. It cures the asthma, the scotomia, and pal∣sy, and in many other deplorable cases gives wonderful relief. Whatever ails you, (the consumption excepted) fly to Harrogate, and the water will do you good, if your hour be not come: and if you are well, the waters will promote long life, and make you the more able to dance with the ladies.

Four pints of water are enough for a pa∣tient, to be taken from half an hour to two hours after sun -rising, upon an empty sto∣mach. You should take some preparatory medicine; and walk drinking the waters to warm the body a little, and make the pas∣sage the easier. Some people I have known drink their dose in bed, and it does well enough: but exercise and the thin open air do better, and contribute not a little to the patient's recovery: and there is no finer fresher air in England than at this place.

In short, these wells are the strongest sul∣phur-water in Great-Britain, and, from the superior strength of the impregnating sulphur, it does not lose but retain the sulphureous smell, even when exposed to a scalding, and almost a violent heat; and, in distilling it, when three pints had been taken off from a gallon of it, the last was as strong as the first, and stunk intolerably.

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Make haste then to Harrogate, if you are sick, and have money, and in all probabi∣lity you will find the waters efficacious, un∣less thy distemper be a consumption, or in its nature incurable, which is the case of many, as death is the common fate of mankind.

* 4.48§. 2. But when you are there, let me advise you to exercise as much as you can bear, without fatiguing yourself,—and in the next place, to be regular in meats and drinks, and as temperate as possible. Without these things, you will lose the benefit of the wa∣ters. No good can be expected, if men will indulge during a course of drinking the spaw, and be not only excessive in quantity, but in∣discreet as to the quality, of meats and li∣quors.

* 4.49I have known some worn-out hard drink∣ers come to the Wells for relief, and at the same time increase by intemperance what they had contracted by the same measure. I have likewise seen some in a diabetes drink white wine; in a cachexy, ale; in the stone and gravel, claret. I have known a man in a dropsy, eat nothing but cooling, insipid, mucilaginous foods, and drink malt-drink plentifully:—a man in a jaundice, eat no∣thing but flesh meat and claret:—in a scurvy, prefer the pungent, saline diet:—in obstinate obstructions, and a chronic hyppo, feed on

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thickning, hardning, and drying meats:— and in a hectic, vomiting, and spitting of blood, chuse only such things as increase the blood's momentum and velocity. I have known some gentlemen, who sat up late, never exercised, could not eat a dinner, and therefore would indulge in a flesh supper. — All these, and many other irregularities, have I known expect surprising effects from the waters, and when they received no benefit, say, there were no sanative principles in them. Unreasonable, unhappy men! Be temperate: regular: exercise: keep the passions within bounds: and you may expect very astonishing cures; provided your bodies are not become irreparable, and no longer tenantable: that your juices are not to the last degree glutinous and acrimonious: that the corrosiveness of your blood is not bringing on mortifications; —nor inflammations, filling, dilating, and breaking your vessels into suppuration and putrefactions. Then, live how you will, the waters can be of no use. You must pay the debt of nature by an incurable disease. Neither mineral waters, nor physic, can cre∣ate and enliven new bodies, or make and adapt particular members to the old. But if you are only hurt a little, and the disease is curable, the waters will certainly be effi∣cacious, and recover you, if you use mode∣rate

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exercise (riding especially) and diversion, a strict regularity, and great temperance.

* 4.50O temperance! Divine temperance! Thou art the support of the other virtues, the pre∣server and restorer of health, and the pro∣tracter of life! Thou art the maintainer of the dignity and liberty of rational beings, from the wretched inhuman slavery of sen∣suality, taste, custom, and examples; and the brightner of the understanding and me∣mory! Thou art the sweetner of life and all its comforts, the companion of reason, and guard of the passions! Thou art the boun∣tiful rewarder of thy admirers and followers: thine enemies praise thee: and thy friends with rapturous pleasure raise up a panegyric in thy praise.

O hunger, hunger, immortal hunger! Thou art the blessing of the poor, the regale of the temperate rich, and the delicious gust of the plainest morsel. Cursed is the man that has turned thee out of doors, and at whose table thou art a stranger! Yea, thrice cursed is he, who always thirsts, and hun∣gers no more!

* 4.51§. 3. As to the company at these wells, I found it very good, and was pleased with the manner of living there. In the day-time we drank the waters, walked or rid about, and lived in separate parties; lodging in one

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or other of the three inns that are on the edge of the common: but at night, the com∣pany meet at one of the public-houses, (the inns having the benefit of the meeting in their turn), and sup together between eight and nine o'clock on the best substantial things, such as hot shoulders of mutton, rump-stakes, hot pigeon pies, veal-cutlets, and the like. For this supper, ladies and gentlemen pay eight-pence each, and after sitting an hour, and drinking what wine, punch, and ale, every one chuses, all who please get up to country-dances, which generally last till one in the morning; those that dance, and those who do not, drinking as they will. The la∣dies pay nothing for what liquor is brought in, either at supper or after, and it costs the gentlemen five or six shillings a man. At one the ladies withdraw, some to their houses in the neighbourhood, and some to their beds in the inns. The men who are temperate, do then likewise go to rest.

In short, of all the wells I know, Har∣rogate is in my opinion the most charming. The waters are incomparable, no air can be better: and with the greatest civility, chear∣fulness, and good humour, there is a certain rural plainness and freedom mixed, which are vastly pleasing. The lady of pleasure, the well-drest taylor, and the gamester, are not to be found there. Gentlemen of the

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country, and women of birth and fortune, their wives, sisters, and daughters, are for the most part the company. There were at least fourscore ladies in the country-dances every night, while I was there, and among them many fine women.

* 4.52§. 4. Among the company I found at this agreeable place, were six Irish gentle∣men, who had been my contemporaries in Trinity-College, Dublin, and were right glad to see me, as we had been Sociorums, (a word of Swift's) at the conniving-house at Rings∣end, for many a summer's evening, and their regard for me was great. They thought I had been long numbered with the dead, as they could not get any account of me for so many years; and when they saw me, at their entring the public room, sitting by a beauty, in deep discourse, God-zounds, (says one of them,) there he is, making love to the finest woman in the world. These gentlemen were Mr. Gollogher, Mr. Gallaspy, Mr. Dunkley, Mr. Makins, Mr. Monaghan, and Mr. O'Keefe, descended from the Irish kings, and first cousin to the great O'Keefe, who was buried not long ago in Westminster Abby. They were all men of large fortunes, and, Mr. Makins excepted, were as handsome, fine fellows as could be picked out in all the world. Ma∣kins was a very low, thin man, not four feet

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high, and had but one eye, with which he squinted most shockingly. He wore his own hair, which was short and bad, and only drest by his combing it himself in the morn∣ing, without oyl or powder. But as he was matchless on the fiddle, sung well, and chat∣ed agreeably, he was a favourite with the ladies. They preferred ugly Makins (as he was called) to many very handsome men. I will here give the public the character of these Irish gentlemen, for the honour of Ireland, and as they were curiosities of the human kind.

* 4.53§. 5. O'Keefe was as distinguished a cha∣racter as I have ever known. He had read and thought, travelled and conversed, was a man of sense, and a scholar. He had a great∣ness of soul, which shewed a pre-eminence of dignity, and by conduct and behaviour, the faithful interpreters of the heart, always attested the noblest and most generous senti∣ments. He had an extreme abhorrence of meanness of all kinds, treachery, revenge, envy, littleness of mind, and shewed in all his actions the qualities that adorn a man.— His learning was of the genteel and useful kind; a sort of agreeable knowledge, which he acquired rather from a sound taste and good judgment than from the books he had read. He had a right estimation of things, and had gathered up almost every thing that is amusing or instructive. This rendered

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him a master in the art of pleasing: and as he had added to these improvements the fashionable ornaments of life, languages and bodily exercises, he was the delight of all that knew him.

* 4.54 Makins was possessed of all the excellent qua∣lities and perfections that are within the reach of human abilities. He had received from na∣ture the happiest talents, and he made singu∣lar improvements of them by a successful ap∣plication to the most useful and most orna∣mental studies. Music, as before observed, he excelled in. His intellectual faculties were fine, and, to his honour I can affirm, that he mostly employed them, as he did his great estate, to the good of mankind, the advancement of morality, and the spread of pure theism, the worship of God our Saviour, who raised and sent Christ to be a Redeemer. This gentleman was a zealous Unitarian, and, though but five and twenty, (when we met at Harrogate) a religious man: but his reli∣gion was without any melancholy; nor had it any thing of that severity of temper, which diffuses too often into the hearts of the reli∣gious a morose contempt of the world, and an antipathy to the pleasures of it. He a∣voided the assemblies of fools, knaves, and blockheads, but was fond of good company, and condemned that doctrine which taught men to retire from human society to seek

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God in the horrors of solitude. He thought the Almighty may be best found among men, where his goodness is most active, and his providence most employed.

* 4.55Gallaspy was the tallest and strongest man I have ever seen, well made, and very hand∣some. He had wit and abilities, sung well, and talked with great sweetness and fluency, but was so extremely wicked, that it were better for him, if he had been a natural fool. By his vast strength and activity, his riches and eloquence, few things could withstand him. He was the most prophane swearer I have known: fought every thing, whored every thing, and drank seven in a hand; that is, seven glasses so placed between the fingers of his right hand, that in drinking, the liquor fell into the next glasses, and thereby he drank out of the first glass seven glasses at once. This was a common thing, I find from a book in my possession, in the reign of Charles the Second, in the madness that followed the restoration of that profligate and worthless prince. But this gentleman was the only man I ever saw who could or would attempt to do it; and he made but one gulp of whatever he drank; he did not swallow a fluid like other people, but if it was a quart, poured it in as from pitcher to pitcher. When he smoaked tobacco, he always blew two pipes at once, one at each corner of his

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mouth, and threw the smoak of both out of his nostrils. He had killed two men in duels before I left Ireland, and would have been hanged, but that it was his good fortune to be tried before a Judge, who never let any man suffer for killing another in this manner. (This was the late Sir John St. Leger.) He de∣bauched all the women he could, and many whom he could not corrupt, he ravished. I went with him once in the stage-coach to Kilkenny, and seeing two pretty ladies pass by in their own chariot, he swore in his horrible way, having drank very hard after dinner, that he would immediately stop them, and ravish them: nor was it without great diffi∣culty that I hindered him from attempting the thing; by assuring him I would be their protector, and he must pass through my heart before he could proceed to offer them the least rudeness. In sum, I never saw his equal in impiety, especially when inflamed with liquor, as he was every day of his life, though it was not in the power of wine to make him drunk, weak, or senseless. He set no bounds or re∣strictions to mirth and revels. He only slept every third night, and that often in his cloaths in a chair, where he would sweat so prodigiously as to be wet quite through; as wet as if come from a pond, or a pail of wa∣ter had been thrown on him. While all the

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world was at rest, he was either drinking or dancing, scouring the bawdy-houses, or riding as hard as he could drive his horse on some iniquitous project. And yet, he never was sick, nor did he ever receive any hurt or mis∣chief. In health, joy, and plenty, he passed life away, and died about a year ago at his house in the county of Galway, without a pang or any kind of pain. This was Jack Gallaspy. There are however some things to be said in his favour, and as he had more regard for me than any of his acquaintance, I should be un∣grateful if I did not do him all the justice in my power.

He was in the first place far from being quarrelsome, and if he fought a gentleman at the small-sword, or boxed with a porter or coachman, it was because he had in some degree been ill used, or fancied that the laws of honour required him to call an equal to an account, for a transaction. His temper was naturally sweet.

In the next place, he was the most gene∣rous of mankind. His purse of gold was ever at his friend's service: he was kind and good to his tenants: to the poor a very great benefactor. He would give more money away to the sick and distressed in one year, than I believe many rich pious people do in seven. He had the blessings of thousands,

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for his charities, and, perhaps, this procured him the protection of heaven.

As to swearing, he thought it was only criminal, when it was false, or men lyed in their affirmations: and for whoring, he hoped there would be mercy, since men will be men while there are women. Ravishing he did not pretend to justify, as the laws of his country were against it; but he could not think the woman was a sufferer by it, as she enjoyed without sinning the highest felicity. He intended her happiness; and her saying No, kept her an innocent.

How far all this can excuse Mr. Gallaspy, I pretend not to determine: but as I thought it proper to give the world the picture of so extraordinary a man, it was incumbent on me, as his friend, to say all I could, with truth, in his vindication.

* 4.56Dunkley had an extensive capacity, an ex∣quisite taste, and a fine genius. Besides an erudition which denominates what we call a man of learning, he happily possessed a so∣cial knowledge, which rendered him agree∣able to every body. He was one of the men that are capable of touching every note. To all the variety of topics for conversation, the diversity of occurrences and incidents, the several distinctions of persons, he could adapt himself. He would laugh like Demo∣critus:

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weep like Heraclitus. He had the short, pert trip of the affected; the haughty, tragic stalk of the solemn; and the free, gen∣teel gait of the fine gentleman. He was qualified to please all tastes, and capable of acting every part. He was grave, gay, a philosopher, and a trifler. He had a time for all things, relative to society, and his own true happiness, but none for any thing repug∣nant to honour and conscience. He was a surprising and admirable man.

* 4.57Monaghan had genius and knowledge, had read many books, but knew more of man∣kind. He laughed at the men who lost a∣mong their books the elegancy of mind so ne∣cessary in civil society. He had no relish but for nice studies and fine literature, and de∣spised too serious and abstruse sciences. This was reckoned a fault in him by several judges: but with me it is a quere, if he was much to blame. Politeness is certainly preferable to dry knowledge and thorny enquiries. This gentleman's was such as rendered him for ever agreeable and engaging. He was con∣tinually an improving friend, and a gay com∣panion. In the qualities of his soul, he was generous without prodigality, humane with∣out weakness, just without severity, and fond without folly. He was an honest and charm∣ing fellow. This gentleman and Mr. Dunk∣ley married ladies they fell in love with at

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Harrogate Wells: Dunkley had the fair Alc∣mena, Miss Cox of Northumberland; and Monaghan, Antiope with haughty charms, Miss Pearson of Cumberland: They lived ve∣ry happy many years, and their children I hear are settled in Ireland.

* 4.58Gollogher was a man of learning and ex∣traordinary abilities. He had read very hard for several years, and during that time, had collected and extracted from the best books more than any man I ever was acquainted with. He had four vast volumes of common∣place, royal paper, bound in rough calf, and had filled them with what is most curious and beautiful in works of literature, most re∣fined in eloquent discourses, most poignant in books of criticism, most instructive in his∣tory, most touching and affecting in news, catastrophes, and stories; and with apho∣risms, sayings, and epigrams. A prodigious memory made all this his own, and a great judgment enabled him to reduce every thing to the most exact point of truth and accura∣cy. A rare man! Till he was five and twenty, he continued this studious life, and but seldom went into the mixed and fashion∣able circles of the world. Then, all at once, he sold every book he had, and determined to read no more. He spent his every day in the best company of every kind; and as he had the happy talent of manner, and posses∣sed

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that great power which strikes and awa∣kens fancy, by giving every subject the new dress and decoration it requires; — could make the most common thing no longer tri∣vial, when in his hand, and render a good thing most exquisitely pleasing; — as he told a story beyond most men, and had, in short, a universal means towards a universal success, it was but natural that he should be every where liked and wished for. He charmed wherever he came. The specific I have men∣tioned made every one fond of him. With the ladies especially he was a great favourite, and more fortunate in his amours than any man I knew. Had he wanted the fine ta∣lents he was blest with, yet his being an ex∣tremely handsome man, and a master on the fiddle, could not but recommend him to the sex. He might, if he had pleased, have married any one of the most illustrious and richest women in the kingdom. But he had an aversion to matrimony, and could not bear the thought of a wife. Love and a bottle were his taste. He was however the most honourable of men in his amours, and ne∣ver abandoned any woman to distress, as too many men of fortune do, when they have gratified desire. All the distressed were ever sharers in Mr. Gollogher's fine estate, and especially the girls he had taken to his breast. He provided happily for them all, and left

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nineteen daughters he had by several women a thousand pounds each. This was acting with a temper worthy of a man; and to the memory of the benevolent Tom Gollogher I de∣vote this memorandum.

Having said above, that too many men of fortune abandon the girls they have ruined, I will here relate a very remarkable story, in hopes it may make an impression on some rake of fortune, if such a man should ever take this book in his hand.

* 4.59§. 6. As I travelled once in the county of Kildare in Ireland, in the summer-time, I came into a land of flowers and blossoms, hills, woods, and shades: I saw upon an eminence a house, surrounded with the most agreeable images of rural beauties, and which appeared to be on purpose placed in that deco∣rated spot for retirement and contemplation. It is in such silent recesses of life, that we can best enjoy the noble and felicitous ideas, which more immediately concern the attention of man, and in the cool hours of reflection, se∣creted from the fancies and follies, the busi∣ness, the faction, and the pleasures of an engaged world, thoroughly consider the wis∣dom and harmony of the works of nature, the important purposes of providence, and the various reasons we have to adore that ever glorious Being, who formed us for rational

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happiness here, and after we have passed a few years on this sphere, in a life of virtue and charity, to translate us to the realms of endless bliss. Happy they who have a taste for these silent retreats, and when they please, can withdraw for a time from the world.

* 4.60The owner of this sweet place was Mr. Charles Hunt, a gentleman of a small estate and good sense, whom I knew many years before fortune led me to his house. His wife was then dead, and he had but one child left, his daughter Elizabeth. The beauties of this young lady were very extraordinary. She had the finest eyes in the world, and she looked, she smiled, she talked with such dif∣fusive charms, as were sufficient to fire the heart of the morosest woman-hater that ever lived, and give his soul a softness it never felt before. Her father took all possible pains to educate her mind, and had the success to render her understanding a wonder, when she was but twenty years old. She sung likewise beyond most women, danced to per∣fection, and had every accomplishment of soul and body that a man of the best taste could wish for in a wife or a mistress. She was all beauty, life, and softness.

Mr. Hunt thought to have had great hap∣piness in this daughter, though it was not in his power to give her more than five hundred pounds for a fortune, and she would have

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been married to a country-gentleman in his neighbourhood of a good estate, had not death carried off both her father and lover in a few days, just as the match was agreed on. This was a sad misfortune, and opened a door to a long train of sorrows. For two years however after the decease of her father, she lived very happily with an old lady, her near relation, and was universally admired and respected. I saw her many times du∣ring that term, at the old lady's villa within a few miles of Dublin, and took great delight in her company. If I had not been then en∣gaged to another, I would most certainly have married her.

In this way I left Eliza in Ireland, and for several years could not hear what was become of her. No one could give me any information: but, about a twelvemonth ago, as I was walking in Fleet-street, I saw a wo∣man who cleaned shoes, and seemed to be an object of great distress. She was in rags and dirt beyond all I had ever seen of the profession, and was truly skin and bone. Her face was almost a scull, and the only remaining expression to be seen was despair and anguish. The object engaged my at∣tention, not only on account of the uncom∣mon misery that was visible; but, as her eyes, though sunk, were still extraordinary, and there were some remains of beauty to be

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traced. I thought I had somewhere seen that face in better condition. This kept me look∣ing at her, unnoticed, for near a quarter of an hour; and as I found she turned her head from me, when she saw me, with a kind of consciousness, as if she knew me, I then ask∣ed her name, and if she had any where seen me before? — The tears immediately ran plentifully from her eyes, and when she could speak, she said, I am Elizabeth Hunt. —What, Mr. Hunt's daughter of Rafar∣lin! I replied with amazement, and a concern that brought the tears into my eyes. I called a coach immediately, and took her to the house of a good woman, who lodges and at∣tends sick people: ordered her clean cloaths, and gave the woman a charge to take the greatest care of her, and let her want for no∣thing proper, till I called next day.

When I saw her again, she was clean and whole, and seemed to have recovered a little, though very little, of what she once was: but a more miserable spectacle my eyes have not often seen. She told me, that soon after I went to England, Mr. R. a gentleman of my acquaintance of great fortune, got acquainted with her, courted her, and swore in the most solemn manner, by the supreme power, and the everlasting gospel, that he would be her husband, and marry her as soon as a rich dy∣ing uncle had breathed his last, if she would

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consent, in the mean while, to their living in secret as man and wife; for his uncle hated matrimony, and would not leave him his vast fortune, if he heard he had a wife; and he was sure, if he was married by any of the church, some whisperer would find it out, and bring it to his ear. But notwithstanding this plausible story, and that he acted the part of the fondest and tenderest man that ever lived, yet, for several months, she would not comply with his proposal. She refused to see him any more, and for several weeks he did not come in her sight.

The fatal night however at last arrived, and from the Lord Mayor's ball, he prevail∣ed on her, by repeated vows of sincerity and truth, to come with him to his lodgings. She was undone, with child, and at the end of two months, she never saw him more. When her relations saw her big belly, they turned her out of doors; her friends and ac∣quaintance would not look at her, and she was so despised, and ashamed to be seen, that she went to England with her little one. It fortunately died on the road to London, and as her five hundred pounds were going fast by the time she had been a year in the capi∣tal, she accepted an offer made her by a great man to go into keeping. Three years she lived with him in splendor, and when he died, she was with several in high life, 'till

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she got a cancer in her breast; and after it was cut off, an incurable abscess appeared. This struck her out of society, and as she grew worse and worse every day, what mo∣ney she had, and cloaths, were all gone in four years time, in the relief she wanted and in support. She came the fifth year to a garret and rags, and at last, to clean shoes, or perish for want. She then uncovered the upper part of her body, which was half eaten away, so as to see into the trunk, and ren∣dered her, in the emaciated condition she was in, an object shocking to behold. She lived in torment, and had no kind of ease or peace, but in reflecting, that her misery and distress might procure her the mercy of heaven here∣after, and in conjunction with her true re∣pentance bring her to rest, when she had pas∣sed through the grave and gate of death.

Such was the case of that Venus of her sex, Miss Hunt.—When first I saw her, it was rapture to be in her company: her person matchless, and her conversation as charming as her person: both easy, unconstrained, and beautiful to perfection.—When last I saw her, she was grim as the skeleton, horrid, loath∣some, and sinking fast into the grave by the laws of corruption. What a change was there! She lived but three months from the time I put her into a lodging, and died as happy a peni∣tent as she had lived an unhappy woman. I

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gave her a decent private funeral; a hearse, and one mourning-coach, in which I alone at∣tended her remains to the earth; the great charnel-house, where all the human race must be deposited. Here ends the story of Miss Hunt.

* 4.61And now a word or two to the man who ruined her. Bob R. is still living, the master of thousands, and has thought no more of the wretched Eliza, than if her ruin and mi∣sery were a trifle. He fancies his riches and and power will screen him from the hand of justice, and afford him lasting satisfaction: but, cruel man, after this short day, the pre∣sent life, the night of death cometh, and your unrelenting soul must then appear before a judge, infinitely knowing and righteous; who is not to be imposed upon, and cannot be biassed. The sighs and groans of Eliza will then be remembred, and confound and abash you for your falshood and inhumanity to this unhappy woman. In your last agony, her ghost will haunt you, and at the sessions of righteousness appear against you, exe∣crable R. R.

* 4.62§. 7. But to return to Harrogate. While I was there, it was my fortune to dance with a lady, who had the head of Aristotle, the heart of a primitive christian, and the form of Venus de medicis. This was Miss Spence,

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of Westmoreland. I was not many hours in her company, before I became most passio∣nately in love with her. I did all I could to win her heart, and at last asked her the ques∣tion. But before I inform my readers what the consequence of this was, I must take some notice of what I expect from the criti∣cal reviewers. These gentlemen will attempt to raise the laugh. Our Moralist, (they will say) has buried three wives running, and they are hardly cold in their graves, before he is dancing like a buck at the Wells, and plighting vows to a fourth girl, the beau∣ty, Miss Spence. An honest fellow, this Suarez, as Pascal says of that Jesuit, in his provin∣cial letters.

* 4.63To this I reply, that I think it unreason∣able and impious to grieve immoderately for the dead. A decent and proper tribute of tears and sorrow, humanity requires; but when that duty has been payed, we must remember, that to lament a dead woman is not to lament a wife. A wife must be a living woman. The wife we lose by death is no more than a sad and empty object, formed by the imagination, and to be still devoted to her, is to be in love with an idea. It is a mere chimerical passion, as the de∣ceased has no more to do with this world, than if she had existed before the flood. As

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we cannot restore what nature has destroyed, it is foolish to be faithful to affliction.—Nor is this all. If the woman we marry has the seven qualifications which every man would wish to find in a wife, beauty, dis∣cretion, sweetness of temper, a sprightly wit, fertility, wealth, and noble extraction, yet death's snatching so amiable a wife from our arms can be no reason for accusing fate of cruelty, that is, providence of injustice; nor can it authorise us to sink into insensibility, and neglect the duty and business of life. This wife was born to die, and we receive her un∣der the condition of mortality. She is lent but for a term, the limits of which we are not made acquainted with; and when this term is expired, there can be no injustice in taking her back: nor are we to indulge the transports of grief to distraction, but should look out for another with the seven qualifi∣cations, as it is not good for man to be alone, and as he is by the Abrahamic covenant bound to carry on the succession, in a regular way, if it be in his power.—Nor is this all; if the woman adorned with every natural and ac∣quired excellence is translated from this gloo∣my planet to some better world, to be a sharer of the divine favour, in that peaceful and happy state which God hath prepared for the virtuous and faithful, must it not be senseless

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for me to indulge melancholy and continue a mourner on her account, while she is breathing the balmy air of paradise, enjoying pure and radiant vision, and beyond descrip∣tion happy?

In the next place, as I had forfeited my father's favour and estate, for the sake of christian-deism, and had nothing but my own honest industry to secure me daily bread, it was necessary for me to lay hold of every op∣portunity to improve my fortune, and of consequence do my best to gain the heart of the first rich young woman who came in my way, after I had buried a wife. It was not fit for me to sit snivelling for months, be∣cause my wife died before me, which was, at least, as probable, as that she should be the survivor; but instead of solemn affliction, and the inconsolable part, for an event I fore∣saw, it was incumbent on me, after a little decent mourning, to consecrate myself to vir∣tue and good fortune united in the form of a woman. Whenever she appeared, it was my business to get her if I could. This made me sometimes a dancer at the Wells, in the days of my youth.

* 4.64§. 8. As to Miss Spence, she was not cruel, but told me at last, after I had tired her with my addresses and petitions, that she would consider my case, and give me

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an answer, when I called at her house in Westmoreland, to which she was then going: at present however, to tell me the truth, she had very little inclination to change her con∣dition: she was as happy as she could wish to be, and she had observed, that many la∣dies of her acquaintance had been made un∣happy by becoming wives. The husband generally proves a very different man from the courtier, and it is luck indeed, if a young woman, by marrying, is not undone—Du∣ring the mollia tempora fandi, as the poet calls it, the man may charm, when, like the god of eloquence, he pleads, and every word is soft as flakes of falling snow; but when the man is pleased to take off the mask, and play the domestic hero; Gods! What mise∣ries have I seen in families ensue! If this were my case, I should run stark mad.

Miss Spence's mentioning the memorable line from Virgil, surprised me not a little, as she never gave the least hint before, (though we had conversed then a fortnight) of her having any notion of the Latin tongue, and I looked at her with a raised admiration, be∣fore I replied in the following manner.— What you say, Miss Spence, is true. But this is far from being the case of all gentle∣men. If there be something stronger than virtue in too many of them, something that masters and subdues it; a passion, or pas∣sions, rebellious and lawless, which makes

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them neglect some, high relations, and take the throne from God and reason; gaming, drinking, keeping; yet there are very many exceptions, I am sure. I know several, who have an equal affection to goodness, and were my acquaintance in the world larger than it is, I believe I could name a large number, who would not prefer indulgence to virtue, or resign her for any consideration. There are men, madam, and young men, who allow a partial regard to rectitude is incon∣sistent and absurd, and are sensible, it is not certain, that there is absolutely nothing at all in the evidences of religion: that if there was but even a chance for obtaining blessings of inestimable worth, yet a chance for eternal bliss is worth securing, by acting as the spot∣less holiness of the Deity requires from us, and the reason and fitness of things makes necessary, in respect of every kind of relation and neighbour. This is the case of many men. They are not so generally bad as you seem to think.

On the other hand, I would ask, if there are no unhappy marriages by the faults of women? Are all the married ladies consistently and thoroughly good, that is, effectually so? Do they all yield themselves intirely and uni∣versally to the government of conscience, sub∣due every thing to it, and conquer every ad∣verse passion and inclination? Has reason al∣ways

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ways the sovereignty, and nothing wrong to be seen? Are truth, piety, and goodness, the settled prevailing regard in the hearts and lives of all the married ladies you know? Have you heard of no unhappy marriages by the passions and vices of women, as well as by the faults of men? I am afraid there are too many wives as subject to ill habits as the men can be. It is possible to name not a few la∣dies who find their virtuous exercises, the duties of piety, and the various offices of love and goodness, as distasteful and irksome to them as they can be to a libertine or a cruel man. I could tell some sad stories to this purpose: but all I shall say more is, that there are faults on both sides, and that it is not only the ladies run a hazard of being ruined by marrying. I am sure, there are as many men of fortune miserable by the manners and conduct of their wives, as you can name la∣dies who are sufferers by the temper and prac∣tice of their husbands. This is the truth of the case, and the business is, in order to avoid the miseries we both have seen among mar∣ried people, to resolve to act well and wisely. This is the thing to be sure, Miss Spence re∣plied. This will prevent faults on either side. Such a course as virtue and piety require must have a continued tendency to render life a scene of the greatest happiness; and it may gain infinitely hereafter.—Call upon me

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then at Cleator as soon as you can, (Miss Spence concluded, with her face in smiles) and we will talk over this affair again. Thus we chatted as we dined together in private, and early the next morning Miss Spence left the Wells.

* 4.65§. 9. Miss Spence being gone from Har∣rogate, and finding myfelf very ill from hav∣ing drank too hard the preceding night, I mounted my horse, and rid to Oldfield-Spaw, a few miles off, as I had heard an extraordinary ac∣count of its usefulness after a debauch. There is not so much as a little ale-house there to rest at, and for six days I lodged at the cottage of a poor labouring man, to which my informer directed me. I lived on such plain fare as he had for himself. Bread and roots, and milk and water, were my chief support; and for the time, I was as happy as I could wish.

* 4.66O nature! nature! would man be satis∣fied with thee, and follow thy wife dictates, he would constantly enjoy that true pleasure, which advances his real happiness, and very rarely be tormented with those evils, which obstruct and destroy it: but, alas! instead of listening to the voice of reason, keeping the mind free of passions, and living as tempe∣rance and discretion direct, the man of plea∣sure will have all the gratifications of sense to as high a pitch, as an imagination and fortune

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devoted to them can raise them, and diseases and calamities are the consequence. Fears and anxieties and disappointments are often the attendants; and too frequently the ruin of health and estate, of reputation and ho∣nour, and the lasting wound of remorse in reflexion, follow. This is generally the case of the voluptuary. Dreadful Case! He runs the course of pleasure first, and then the course of produced evils succeed. He passes from pleasure to a state of pain, and the plea∣sure past gives a double sense of that pain. We ought then surely, as reasonable beings, to confine our pleasure within the bounds of just and right.

* 4.67§. 10. As to the place called Oldfield-Spaw, it is seven miles from Harrogate, and four from Rippon, lies on a rising ground, between two high hills, near an old abbey, about five yards from a running stream, and in a most romantic delightful situation, which resembles Matlock in Derbyshire, (ten miles beyond Derby in the Peak) so very much, that one might almost take it for the same place, if conveyed there in a long deep sleep. The same kind of charms and various beau∣ties are every where to be seen; rocks and mountains, groves and vallies, tender shrubs and purling currents, at once surprize and please the wandering eye.

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* 4.68As to the mineral water at Oldfield-Spaw, it is an impetuous spring, that throws out a vast quantity of water, and is always of the same height, neither affected by rain or drought. It is bright and sparkling, and when poured into a glass, rises up in rows like strings of little beads. It has an uncom∣mon taste, quite different from all other mi∣neral waters that ever came in my way; but it is not disagreeable. What impregnates it I know not. Dr. Rutty I suppose never heard of this water, for it is not in his valuable quar∣to lately published; and Dr. Short, in his ex∣cellent history of mineral waters, (2 volumes 4 to. London, 1734) says little more than that there is a medicinal spring there. What I found upon trial is, that two quarts of it, swallowed as fast as I could drink it in a morning, vomits to great advantage; and that four quarts of it, drank by degrees, at intervals, works off by siêge or stool, and urine, in a very beneficial manner. I was apprehensive of a high fever from my night's hard drink∣ing at Harrogate, (which I could not avoid) and the Oldfield-water, operating as related, carried off the bad symptoms, and restored me to sanity in two day's time. This is all I can say of this fine water. It is very little in respect of what it deserves to have said of it.

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* 4.69§. 11. By the way, it is to me a matter of great admiration, that so many of our rich and noble not only endure the fatigues and hazards of sailing and travelling to remote countries, but waste their money, to drink spaw-waters abroad, when they can have as good of every kind in England, by fiding a few miles to the most delightful places in the world, in summer time. Our own country has healing waters equal to the best in France, Italy, and Westphalia. Harrogate-water, in particular, has all the virtues of the famous baths of Aponus, within a mile of Padua in Italy, and is in every respect exactly alike. See the analysis of Aponus-water by Fallopius and Baccius, and the analysis of the English sulphur-spaw by Dr. Rutty. It is injustice then to our country to visit foreign nations upon this account.—Moffat-waters likewise are as good as any in all the world.

* 4.70N. B. Moffat is a village in Annandale, 35 miles S.W. of Edinburgh. The mineral waters called Moffat-waters, lie at the distance of a long mile northward from the village, and are 36 miles from Edinburgh. The springs are situated on the declivity of a hill, and on the brow of a precipice, with high mountains at a distance, and almost on every side of them. The hill is the second from Hart∣field, adjoining the highest hill in Scotland.

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A vein of spar runs for several miles on this range of hills, and forms the bottom and lower sides of the wells. It is a greyish spar, having polished and shining surfaces of regu∣lar figures, interspersed with glittering parti∣cles of a golden colour, which are very co∣pious and large.

There are two medicinal springs or wells, which are separated from one another by a small rock: the higher well lies with its mouth south east. 'Tis of an irregular square figure, and is about a foot and a half deep. The lower well is surrounded with naked rocks: it forms a small arch of a circle. Its depth is four foot and a half, and by a moderate com∣putation, the two springs yield 40 loads of wa∣ter in 24 hours, each load containing 64 or 68 Scotch pints; a Scotch pint is two English quarts.—The higher shallow well is used for bathing, as it is not capable of being kept so clean as the lower well, on account of the shallowness and the looseness of its parts.

These waters are strongly sulphureous, and resemble the scourings of a foul gun, or rot∣ten eggs, or a weak solution of sal polychrestum, or hepar sulphuris. The colour of the water somewhat milky or bluish.

N. B. The soil on every side of the wells is thin, and the hills rocky, only just below the wells there is a small moss, caused by the falling of water from the hill above it.

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* 4.71Great is the medicinal virtue of these waters, in relieving, inwardly, cholics, pains in the sto∣mach, griping of the guts, bilious and nephritic colics; nervous and hysteric colics; the gravel, by carrying off the quantities of sand, (but does not dissolve the slimy gravel) clearing the uri∣nary passages in a wonderful manner; in cur∣ing ischuries, and ulcerated kidneys; the gout, the palsy, obstructions of the menses, old gleets, and barrenness: it is a sovereign re∣medy in rheumatic and scorbutic pains, even when the limbs are monstrously swelled, use∣less, and covered with scales.—Outwardly, ulcers, tumors, itch, St. Anthony's fire, and king's evil.

The waters are used by bathing and drink∣ing: to drink in the morning three chopins, six pints or a Scotch quart, four English quarts, at most: between the hours of six and ele∣ven. After dinner to drink gradually.

Medicines commonly used during the drink∣ing of the waters are, an emetic or two at first, and a few cathartic doses. The doses sal Glauberi and polychrestum: syrup of buck∣thorn, and sulphur, is used along with the water.

But the cathartic prescription most in use, which was given by an eminent physician, for a general recipe, to be taken by all who should at any time use the water, is, pills that are a composition of gambozia, resin of

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jalop, aloes, and scammony: these to all intents are a strong hydragogue.

The large vein of spar three feet thick, runs in one direction for six miles to the wells, and crosses obliquely the rivulet at the bottom of the precipice, and ascends the hill on the opposite side. Small veins of the same spar which appears on the precipices, are on the side of the rivulet, and six small gushes of water of the mineral kind proceed from them. The rocks and stones about the tops of the wells, and in other parts of the hill and precipices, differ not from common stones, no more than the water of the small springs in the neighbourhood with the common water.

The virtue of this water was discovered by Miss Whiteford, daughter of Bishop White∣ford, in 1632. She was married in 1633. She had been abroad, and all over England, drinking mineral waters for the recovery of her health, but found little benefit, till by accident she tasted these waters in her neigh∣bourhood, and finding they resembled those she had used elsewhere, made a trial of them, and was cured of all her disorders.

Upon this she recommended the use of them to others, and employed workmen to clear the ground about the springs, (their overflowing having made a small morass) that the poor and the rich might come,

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and make use of a medicine, which nature had so bounteously offered to them.

* 4.72§. 12. The 19th of May, at that hour, when a fine day-break offers the most magni∣ficent sight to the eyes of men, (though few who have eyes will deign to view it,) I mounted my horse again, and intended to breakfast at Knareshorough, in order to my being at Harrogate by dinner time, with my friends again; but the land I went over was so inchantingly romantic, and the morning so extremely beautiful, that I had a mind to see more of the country, and let my horse trot on where he pleased. For a couple of hours, he went slowly over the hills as his inclination directed him, and I was delight∣fully entertained with the various fine scenes, till I arrived at a sweet pretty country seat.

* 4.73The rising sun, which I had directly be∣fore me, struck me very strongly, in the fine situation I was in for observing it, with the power and wisdom of the author of nature, and gave me such a charming degree of evi∣dence for the deity, that I could not but of∣fer up, in silence, on the altar of my heart, praise and adoration to that sovereign and uni∣versal mind, who produced this glorious crea∣ture, as the bright image of his benignity, and makes it travel unweariedly round; not only to illustrate successively the opposite sides

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of this globe, and thereby enliven the animal world, support the vegetable, and ripen and prepare matter for all the purposes of life and vegetation; but, to enlighten and cheer sur∣rounding worlds, by a perpetual diffusion of bounties, to dispel darkness and sorrow, and like the presence of the deity, infuse se∣cret ravishment into the heart. This cannot be the production of chance. It must be the work of an infinitely wise and good Being. The nature, situation, and motion of this sun, bring the Deity even within the reach of the methods of sense assisted by reason, and shews such constant operations of his power and goodness, that it is impossible to consider the present disposition of the system, without being full of a sense of love and grati∣tude to the almighty creator; — the Parent of Being and of Beauty! By this returning mini∣ster of his beneficence, all things are recalled in∣to life, from corruption and decay; and by its, and all the other heavenly motions, the whole frame of nature is still kept in repair. His name then alone is excellent, and his glory above the earth and heaven. It becomes the whole system of rationals to say, Hal∣lelujah.

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SECTION VI.

Come, CHEARFULNESS, triumphant Fair, Shine thro' the painful cloud of care. O sweet of language, mild of mien, O virtue's friend, and pleasure's queen! Fair guardian of domestic life, Best banisher of home-bred strife; Nor sullen lip, nor taunting eye Deform the scene where thou art by: No sick'ning husband damns the hour, That bound his joys to female power; No pining mother weeps the cares, That parents waste on hopeless heirs: Th' officious daughters pleas'd attend; The brother rises to the friend: By thee our board with flowers is crown'd, By thee with songs our walks resound; By thee the sprightly mornings shine, And evening hours in peace decline.

* 4.74§. 1. WHILE I was thinking in this manner of the sun, and the author of it, I came into a silent unfrequent∣ed glade, that was finely adorned with streams and trees. Nature there seemed to be lulled into a kind of pleasing repose, and conspired as it were to soften a speculative genius into solid and awful contemplations. The woods, the meadows, and the water, formed the most delightful scenes, and the charms of distant prospects multiplied as I travelled on: but at last I came to a seat which had all the

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beauties that proportion, regularity, and con∣venience, can give a thing. The pretty man∣sion was situated in the midst of meadows, and surrounded with gardens, trees, and va∣rious shades. A fountain played to a great height before the door, and fell into a circu∣lar reservoir of water, that had foreign wild∣fowl swimming on its surface. The whole was very fine.

Here I walked for some time, and after roaming about, went up to the house, to ad∣mire the beauties of the thing. I found the windows open, and could see several ladies in one of the apartments. How to gain ad∣mittance was the question, and I began to con∣trive many ways; but while I was busied in this kind of speculation, a genteel footman came up to me, and let me know, his lady sent him to inform me I might walk in and look at the house, if I pleased. So in I went, and passed through several grand rooms all finely fur∣nished, and filled with paintings of great price. In one of those chambers the servant left me, and told me, he would wait upon me again in a little time. This surprized me, and my astonishment was doubled, when I had re∣mained alone for almost an hour.* 4.75 No foot∣man returned: nor culd I hear the sound of any feet. But I was charmingly enter∣tained all the while. In the apartment I was left in, were two figures, dressed like a

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shepherd and shepherdess, which amazed me very much. They sat on a rich couch, in a gay alcove, and both played on the German flute. They moved their heads, their arms, their eyes, their fingers, and seemed to look with a consciousness at each other, while they breathed, at my entring the room, that fine piece of music, the masquerade minuet; and afterwards, several excellent pieces. I thought at first, they were living creatures; but on examination, finding they were only wood, my admiration increased, and be∣came exceeding great, when I saw, by shut∣ting their mouths, and stopping their fingers, that the music did not proceed from an organ within the figures. It was an extraordi∣nary piece of clock-work, invented and made by one John Nixon, a poor man.

* 4.76§. 2. At length however, a door was opened, and a lady entred, who was vastly pretty, and richly drest beyond what I had ever seen. She had diamonds enough for a queen. I was amazed at the sight of her, and wondered still more, when, after being honoured with a low courtesy, on my bowing to her, she asked me in Irish, how I did, and how long I had been in England. My surprize was so great I could not speak, and upon this, she said, in the same language, I see, Sir, you have no remembrance of me.

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You cannot recollect the least idea of me. You have quite forgot young Imoinda, of the county of Gallway in Ireland; who was your partner in country dances, when you passed the Christmas of the year 1715, at her fa∣ther's house. What (I said) Miss Wolf of Balineskay? O my Imoinda! And snatching her to my arms, I almost stifled her with kisses. I was so glad to see her again, and in the situation she appeared in, that I could not help expressing my joys in that tumultu∣ous manner, and hoped she would excuse her Valentine, as I then remembred I had had that honour when we were both very young.

This lady, who was good humour itself in flesh and blood, was so far from being an∣gry at this strange flight of mine, that she only laughed excessively at the oddness of the thing; but some ladies who came into the apartment with her seemed frightened, and at a loss what to think, 'till she cleared up the affair to them, by letting them know who I was, and how near her father and mine lived to each other in the country of Ireland. She was indeed extremely glad to see me, and from her heart bid me welcome to Clankford. Our meeting was a vast surprize to both of us. She thought I had been in the Elysian fields, as she had heard nothing of me for several years: and I little imagined, I should ever find her in

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England, in the rich condition she was in. She asked me by what destiny I was brought to Yorkshire; and in return for my short story, gave me an account of herself at large. Till the bell rung for dinner, we sat talking toge∣ther, and then went down to as elegant a one as I had ever seen. There were twelve at table, six young ladies, all very handsome, and six gentlemen. Good humour presided, and in a rational delightful chearfulness, we passed some hours away. After coffee, we went to cards, and from them to country dances, as two of the footmen played well on the fiddle. The charming Imoinda was my partner, and as they all did the dances extremely well, we were as happy a little set as ever footed it to country measure. Two weeks I passed in this fine felicity. Then we all separated, and went different ways. What became of Miss Wolf after this — the extraordinary events of her life — and the stories of the five ladies with her, — I shall relate in the second volume of my Memoirs of several Ladies of Great Britain. Four of them were Mrs. Cheslin, Mrs. Fanshaw, Mrs. Chadley, and Mrs. Bissel; the fifth was Miss Farmor; all mentioned in the Preface to the first volume of my Memoirs aforesaid.* 4.77

§. 3. A fortnight, as said, I stayed with Miss Wolf, that was; but, at the time I am

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speaking of, the relict of Sir Loghlin Fitz∣gibbons, an old Irish knight, who was im∣mensely rich, and married her when he was creeping upon all-fours, with snow on his head, and frost in his bones, that he might lie by a naked beauty, and gaze at that awful spot he had no power to enjoy. I did intend, on leaving this lady, to be at Knaresborough at night; but the fates, for a while, took me another way. At the inn where I dined, I became acquainted with a gen∣tleman much of my own age, who was an ingenious agreeable man. This was Oli∣ver Wincup, Esq who had lately married Miss Horner of Northumberland, a fine young creature, and a great fortune. This gentle∣man, by his good humour, and several good songs, pleased me so much, that I drank more than I intended, and was easily pre∣vailed on to go with him, in the evening, to Woodcester, the name of his seat; which was but ten miles from the house we had dined at. We came in just as they were going to tea. There was a great deal of company, at least a dozen ladies, besides half a score gen∣tlemen, and all of them as gay and engaging as the best-bred young mortals could be.

* 4.78§. 4. The vill here was very odd, but a charming pretty thing. The house consisted

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of several ground rooms, (ten I think) de∣tached from one another, and separated by trees and banks of flowers. They were in∣tirely of wood, but finely put together, and all disposed with the greatest symmetry and beauty. They were very handsome without side, and the inside furnished and adorned with the finest things the owner could get for money. Easy hills, little vallies, and pretty groves, surrounded the sweet retreat, and the vallies were watered with clear streams. The whole had a fine appearance. The varied scenes for ever pleased.

* 4.79§. 5. At this delightful place I stayed ten days, and was very happy indeed. We drank, we laughed, we danced, we sung, and chatted; and when that was done, 'twas night. But country dances were the chief diversion; and I had a partner, who was not only a wonder in face and per∣son, (divinely pretty) but did wonders in every motion. This was Miss Veyssiere of Cumberland: the dear creature! Reader, when I was a young fellow, there were few could equal me in dancing. The famous Paddy Murphy, an Irish member of the house of commons, commonly called the Little Beau, well known at Lucas's coffee-house, Dublin: (He danced one night, in 1734, that I was at the castle, before the late Duke of Dorset

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and his Duchess, at their grace's request:) this gentleman, and Langham, the miller, who danced every night at the renowned Stretch's puppet-shew, before the curtain was drawn up, were both deservedly admired for their performance in the hornpipe; yet were nothing to me in this particular: but Miss Veyssiere out-did me far: her steps were in∣finite, and she did them with that amazing agility, that she seemed like a dancing angel in the air. Eight nights we footed it together, and all the company said, we were born for each other. She did charm me, and I should have asked her the question, to try her tem∣per, if Wincup had not told me, her father intended to sacrifice her to a man old enough to be her grandfather, for the sake of a great jointure; and in a week or two she was to dance the reel of Bogee with an old monk.— Poor Miss Veyssiere! I said; What con∣nexion can there be between the hoary churl and you,

While side by side the blushing maid Shrinks from his visage, half afraid?

I do not wish you may feather him, but may you bury him very quickly, and be happy.

* 4.80§. 6. Another of our diversions at Wood∣cester, was a little company of singers and dancers Mr. Wincup had hired, to perform

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in a sylvan theatre he had in his gardens. These people did the mime, the dance, the song, extremely well. There was among them one Miss Hinxworth, a charming young creature, who excelled in every thing; but in singing especially, had no equal I believe in the world. She was a gentleman's daugh∣ter, and had been carried off by one O Regan, an Irishman, and dancing-master, the head of this company. He was the most active fellow upon earth, and the best harlequin I have ever seen. Every evening we had some∣thing or other extraordinary from these per∣formers. He gave us two pieces which so nearly resembled the two favourite entertain∣ments called Harlequin Sorcerer, and the Genii, (tho' in several particulars better) that I cannot help thinking Mr. Rich owed his Har∣lequin Sorcerer to O Regan: and that the Ge∣nii of Drury-Lane was the invention of this Irishman.

You know, reader, that in the first scene of Harlequin Sorcerer, there is a group of witches at their orgies in a wilderness by moon-light, and that harlequin comes riding in the air between two witches, upon a long pole: Here O Regan did what was never at∣tempted at Covent-Garden house, and what no other man in the world I believe did ever do. As the witches danced round and round, hand in hand, as swift as they could move,

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O Regan leaped upon the shoulder of one of them, and for near a quarter of an hour, jumped the contrary way as fast as they went, round all their shoulders. This was a fine piece of activity. I think it much more wonderful, than to keep at the top of the outwheel of a water-mill, by jumping there, as it goes with the greatest rapidity round. This Mun. Hawley,* 4.81 of Loch-Gur in the county of Tipperary, could do. He was a charming fellow in body and mind, and fell unfortu∣nately in the 22d year of his age. In a plain field, by a trip of his horse, he came down, and fractured his skull. He did not think he was hurt: but at night as soon as he be∣gan to eat, it came up. A surgeon was sent for to look at his head. It was cracked in several places, and he died the next day. He and I were near friends.

* 4.82§. 7. The first of June, 1731, at five in the morning, I took my leave of honest Wincup, as chearful and worthy a fellow as ever lived, and set out for Knaresborough; but lost my way, went quite wrong, and in three hours time, came to a little blind ale∣house, the sign of the Cat and Bagpipe, in a lone silent place. The master of this small inn was one Tom Clancy, brother to the well-known Martin Clancy in Dublin. He

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came to England to try his fortune, as he told me, and married an old woman, who kept this public-house, the sign of the Cat, to which Tom added the Bagpipe. As he had been a waiter at his brother's house, he re∣membred to have seen me often there, and was rejoiced at my arrival at the Cat and Bagpipe. He got me a good supper of trouts, fine ale, and a squib of punch, and after he had done talking of all the gallant fellows that used to resort to his brother Martin's, such as the heroes of Trinity-college, Dublin, Captain Maccan of the county of Kerry, and many more, he let me go to sleep.

* 4.83§. 8. The next morning, betimes, I was up, and walked into a wood adjoining to Clancy's house. I sauntered on for about an hour easily enough, but at last came to a part of the forest that was almost impenetra∣ble. Curiosity incited me to struggle on∣wards, if possible, that I might see what country was before me, or if any house was to be found in this gloomy place: this cost me a couple of hours, much toil, and many scratches; but at length, I arrived at the edge of a barren moor, and beyond it, about a quarter of a mile off, saw another wood. Proud to be daring, on I went, and soon came to the wood in view, which I found

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cut into walks, and arrived at a circular space surrounded with a forest, that was above a hun∣dred yards every way. In the center of this was a house, enclosed within a very broad deep mote, full of water, and the banks on the inside, all round, were so thick planted with trees, that there was no seeing any thing of the mansion but the roof and the chim∣nies. Over the water was one narrow draw∣bridge, lifted up, and a strong door on the garden side of the mote. Round I walked several times, but no soul could I see: not the least noise could I hear; nor was there a cottage any where in view. I wondered much at the whole; and if I had had my lad O Finn with me, and my pole, I would most certainly have attempted to leap the foss, broad as it was, and if it was possible, have known who were the occupants of this strange place. But as nothing could be done, nor any information be had, I returned again to the Cat and Bagpipe.

* 4.84It was ten by the time I got back, and at breakfast I told Clancy, my landlord, where I had been, and asked him if he knew who lived in that wonderful place. His name (he replied) is Cock, an old lawyer and limb of the devil, and the most hideous man to behold that is upon the face of the earth. Every thing that is bad and shocking is in his

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compound: he is to outward appearance a monster: and within, the miser, the oppres∣sor, the villain. He is despised and abhorred, but so immensely rich, that he can do any thing, and no one is able to contend with him. I could relate, says Tom, a thousand instances of his injustice and cruelty; but one alone is sufficient to render his memory for ever cursed. Two gentlemen of fortune, who had employed him several years in their af∣fairs, and had a good opinion of him, on account of a canted uprightness and seeming piety, left him sole guardian of a daughter each of them had, and the management of fifty thousand pounds a-piece, the fortune of these girls, with power to do as he pleased, without being subject to any controul, 'till they are of age. These ladies, as fine crea∣tures as ever the eye of man beheld, he has had now a year in confinement in that prison you saw in the wood; and while he lives, will keep them there to be sure, on account of the hundred thousand pounds, or till he dispose of them to his own advantage, some way or other. He intends them, it is said, for two ugly nephews he has, who are now at school, about fourteen years old, and for this purpose, or some other as bad, never suf∣fers them to stir out of the garden surrounded by the mote, nor lets any human creature vi∣sit

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them. They are greatly to be pitied, but bear the severe usage wonderfully well. One of them, Miss Martha Tilston, is in her twen∣tieth year; and the other, Miss Alithea Llan∣soy, in her nineteenth. They are girls of great sense, and would, if any kind of oppor∣tunity offered, make a brave attempt to escape: but that seems impossible. They are not only so strictly confined, and he for ever at home with them, except he rides a few miles; but are attended continually in the garden, when they walk, by a servant who is well paid, and devoted to the old man her master. This makes them think their state is fixed for life, and to get rid of melancholy, they read, and practice music. They both play on the fiddle, and do it ex∣tremely fine.

Here Clancy had done, and I was much more surprized at his relation than at the place of their residence which I had seen. I became very thoughtful, and continued for some time with my eyes fixed on the table, while I revolved the case of these unfor∣tunate young ladies. But is all this true? (at last I said): Or only report? How did you get such particular information?—I will tell you, Tom answered. Old Cock is my land∣lord, and business often brings me to his house in the wood, to pay my rent, or ask

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for something I want. Besides, I sometimes bring a fat pig there, and other things to fell. My daughter likewise has sometimes a piece of work in hand for the ladies, and she and I take a walk with it there by a better and shorter way than you went. You cannot think how glad they are to see us, and they let me into all their perplexities and distress.

On hearing this, a sudden thought of be∣ing serviceable to these ladies came into my head, and I was going to ask a question in rela∣tion to it, when two horsemen rode up to the door, and one of them called House! This, says my landlord, is old Cock and his man; and immediately went out to him, to know his will. He told him, he came for the ride-sake him∣self, to see if any letters were left for him by that day's post at his house, and would dine with him if he had any thing to eat. That I have, (the man replied), as fine a fowl, bacon and greens, as ever was served up to any table, and only one gentleman, a stranger and tra∣veller, to sit down to it. Cock upon this came into the room I was sitting in, and after look∣ing very earnestly at me, said, Your servant, Sir. I told him I was his most humble, and right glad to meet with a gentleman for society in that lone place. I immediately began a story of a cock and a bull, and made the old fellow grin now and then. I in∣formed

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him among other things, that I was travelling to Westmoreland, to look after some estates I had there, but must hurry back to London very soon, for my wife was within a few weeks of her time. You are a mar∣ried man then, Sir, he replied. Yes, in∣deed, and so supremely blest with the charms and perfections, the fondness and obedience of a wife, that I would not be unmarried for all the world: few men living so happy as I am in the nuptial state.—Here dinner was brought in, and to save the old gentle∣man trouble, I would cut up the fowl. I helped him plentifully to a slice of the breast, and the tips of the wings, and picked out for him the tenderest greens. I was as com∣plaisant as it was possible, and drank his health many times. The bottle after dinner I put about pretty quick, and told my old gentleman, if affairs ever brought him up to London, I should be glad to see him at my house in Golden-Square, the very next door to Sir John Heir's; or, if I could be of any service to him there, he would oblige me very much by letting me know in what way. In short, I so buttered him with words, and filled him with fowl and wine, that he seem∣ed well pleased, especially when he found there was nothing to pay, as I informed him it was my own dinner I had bespoke, and

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dined with double pleasure in having the sa∣tisfaction of his most agreeable company. He was a fine politician, I said, and talked extremely well of the government and the times: that I had received more true know∣ledge from his just notions, than from all I had read of men and things, or from con∣versing with any one. The glass during this time was not long still, but in such toasts as I found were grateful to his Jacobite heart, drank brimmers as fast as opportunity served, and he pledged me and cottoned in a very diverting way. He grew very fond of me at last, and hoped I would spare so much time, as to come and dine with him the next day. This honour I assured him I would do myself, and punctually be with him at his hour. He then rid off, brim full, and I walked out to consider of this affair. But before I proceed any farther in my story, I must give a description of this man.

* 4.85Cock, the old lawyer and guardian, was a low man, about four feet eight inches, very broad, and near seventy years old. He was humped behind to an enormous degree, and his belly as a vast flasket of garbage projected monstrously before. He had the most hang∣ing look I have ever seen. His brows were prodigious, and frowning in a shocking man∣ner; his eyes very little, and above an inch

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within his head; his nose hooked like a buz∣zard, wide nostrils like a horse, and his mouth sparrow. In this case, was a mind quite cunning, in the worst sense of the word, a∣cute, artful, designing and base. There was not a spark of honour or generosity in his soul.

How to circumvent this able one, and de∣liver the two beauties from his oppressive power, was the question: it seemed almost impossible; but I resolved to do my best. This I told Clancy, and requested, as I was to dine with Cock the next day, that he would be there in the morning, on some pretence or other, and let the ladies know, I offered them my service, without any other view than to do them good; and if they accepted it, to inform me by a note, slipt into my hand when they saw me, that if they could direct me what to do, I would execute it at any hazard, or let them hint the least par∣ticular that might have any tendency to their freedom in some time to come, though it were three months off, and I would wait for the moment, and study to improve the scheme. This my landlord very carefully acquainted them with, at the time I men∣tioned; and by two o'clock I was at Cock's house, to see these beauties, and know what they thought of the service offered them.

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The old man received me much civiler than I thought he would do when he was sober, and had, what my landlord told me was a very rare thing in his house, to wit, a good dinner that day. Just as it was brought in, the ladies entred, (two charming creatures indeed), and made me very low courtesies, while their eyes declared the sense they had of the good I intended them. Cock said, these are my nieces, Sir, and as soon as I had sa∣luted them, we sat down to table. The eldest carved, and helped me to the best the board afforded, and young as they were, they both shewed by their manner, and the little they said, that they were women of sense and breeding. They retired, a few minutes after dinner, and the youngest con∣trived, in going off, to give me a billet in an invisible manner. I then turned to Cock intirely, heard him abuse the government in nonsense and falshoods, as all Jacobites do; and after we had drank and talked for better than an hour, took my leave of him very willingly, to read the following note.

SIR,

As you can have nothing in view but our happiness, in your most generous of∣fer of assistance, we have not words to express our grateful sense of the intended

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favour. What is to be done upon the oc∣casion, as yet we cannot imagine, as we are so confined and watched, and the doors of the house locked and barred in such a manner every night, that a cat could not get out at any part of it. You shall hear from us however soon, if pos∣sible, to some purpose; and in the mean time we are,

SIR,

Your ever obliged servants,

  • ...M.T.
  • ...A.L.

What to do then I could not tell; but as I rid back I consulted with my lad O Fin, who was a very extraordinary young man, and asked him what observations he had made on the servants and place. He said, he had tried the depth of the water in the mote all round, and found it fordable at one angle, waist high, and about two feet broad the rock he trod on. He had stripped, and walked it over to be sure of the thing. As to the people, he fancied there was one young man, a labourer by the year under the gar∣dener, who would, for a reasonable reward for losing his place, be aiding in the escape of the ladies; for he talked with pity of them, and with great severity of his master: that

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if I pleased, he would sound this man, and let me know more in relation to him: that if he would be concerned, he could very ea∣sily carry the ladies on his back across the water, as he was a tall man, and then we might take them behind us to what place we pleased: or, if it was not safe trusting this man, for fear of his telling his master, in hopes of more money on that side, then, he would himself engage to bring the ladies and their cloaths over, on his own back, with wetting only their legs, if they could be at the water-side some hour in the night. This was not bad to be sure; but I was afraid to trust the man; for, if he should inform old Cock of the thing, they would be confined to their chambers, and made close prisoners for the time to come. It was better therefore to rely entirely upon O Fin, if they could get into the garden in the night.

In answer then to another letter I had from the ladies by my landlord's daughter the next morning, in which they lamented the ap∣pearing impossibility of an escape, I let them know immediately the state of the water, and desired to be informed what they thought of the gardener's man; or, if he would not do, could they at any particular hour, get to that angle of the mote I named, to be brought over on my man's back, and then immedi∣ately ride off behind us on pillions, which

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should be prepared.mdash;Their answer was, that they dared not trust any of Mr. Cock's men, but thought my own servant would do, and the scheme reasonable and seemingly safe, if they could get out. They gave me a million of thanks for my amazing care of them, and called the immortal powers to witness the high sense they had of their unutterable obli∣gation to me.

Waiting then for them, I staid at the little inn three days longer, and at last received a billet to let me know, that at twelve o'clock that night, which was the sixth of June, they could, by an accident that had happened, be at the appointed place, and ready to go where∣ever I pleased. To a minute my man and I were there, and in a few moments, O Fin brought them and their cloaths over safe. In an instant after they were behind us, and we rid away as fast as we could. Six hours we travelled without stopping, and in that time, had gone about thirty miles. We breakfasted very gaily at our inn, and when the horses had rested a couple of hours, we set out again, and rid till three in the after∣noon, when we baited at a lone house in a valley, called Straveret Vale, which had every rural charm that can be found in the finest part of Juan Fernandes. A young couple, vastly civil, kept here a small clean public house, the sign of the pilgrim, on the very

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margin of a pretty river, and the plain things they had were as good as we could desire. Their bread, their drink, their fowl, their eggs, their butter, cheese, vegetables, and bacon, were excellent, and as they had good beds, I thought we could not do better than lie by for two or three days in this sweet place, 'till it was determined, where the la∣dies should fix. We were at least fixty miles from old Cock's house, and in an obscurity that would conceal us from any pursuers; for we had kept the cross roads and by-ways, and were on the confines of Westmoreland. Here then we agreed to rest for a little time. In reality, it was just as I pleased. The la∣dies were all acknowledgment for what I did to deliver them, and all submission to my di∣rection. They had each of them thirty gui∣neas in their purses, as they shewed me, but what to do after that was gone, or where to go while it lasted, to be in safety, they could not tell.

The affair perplexed me very much, and I turned it a thousand ways, without being able to settle it as I would. I had two young heiresses on my hands, who wanted more than a year of being at age, and I must sup∣port them, and place them in some spot of decency, security, and peace, since I had gone thus far, or I had injured them greatly, instead of serving them, in bringing them

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from their guardian's house. This took up all my thoughts for three days. I concealed however my uneasiness from them, and en∣deavoured to make the house and place quite pleasing to them. I kept up a chearfulness and gaiety, and we sat down with joy and pleasure to breakfast, dinner, and supper. Within doors, we played at cards, we sung, and I entertained them with my German-flute. Abroad, we walked, fished, and some∣times I rowed them up the river in a boat the man of the house had. The whole scheme was really delightful, and as the girls had great quickness and vivacity, and were far from being ignorant, considering their few years, I could have wished it was possible to stay there much longer: but it was no place for them, and I was obliged to call at Clay∣tor, in a little time. I could not forget my promise to the lovely Miss Spence. My ho∣nour was engaged, and there was no time to lose. It is true, if I had not been en∣gaged, I might immediately have married either the beautiful Miss Tilston, or the more beautiful Miss Llandsoy, then become my wards; but as they were minors, if such a wife died under age, I could be no gainer, and might have children to maintain with∣out any fortune. All these things sat pow∣erfully on my spirits, and I was obliged at

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last to make the following declaration to the ladies, which I did the third day after dinner.

Miss Tilston, Miss Llandsoy, I am sensible you have too high an opinion of what I have done to serve you, and think there is more merit in it than there really is; for a man of any generosity and ability would, I imagine, do all that was possible to deliver two young ladies of your charms and perfections, from the slavery and misery your guardian kept you in: I am likewise sure you believe I would do every thing in my power, to secure your happiness, and give you the possession of every blessing of time. I honour, I admire, I regard you both, to a high degree; and if I were some powerful genie, I would crown your lives with stable felicity and glory. But nature, ladies, has irrevocably fixed limits, beyond which we cannot pass, and my sphere of action is far from being large. My for∣tune is not very great, and thereby prevents my being so useful a friend to you as I would willingly be. However, though it is not in my power to do according to my inclination, in regard to your case, and with security place you in some station fit for your rank and worth, yet I can bring you to a spot of tran∣quillity, and in still life enable you to live without perplexity or care of any kind. You shall have peace and little, and may perhaps hereafter say, you have enjoyed more real

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happiness, for the time you had occasion to reside there, than you could find in the tu∣mult, pomp, and grandeur of the world.

Here I gave the ladies an account of Orton-Lodge, in the northern extremity of West∣moreland, where I had lived a considerable time told them the condition it was in, the goods, the books, the liquors, and other ne∣cessaries and conveniencies that were there, and if, in that charming romantic spot, where no mortal could come to hurt them, they could bear to live for a while, I would settle them there, and get a man servant to work in the garden, and a couple of maids. I would likewise procure for them two cows, a few lambs, some poultry, and corn, and seeds for the ground: in short, that they should have every thing requisite in such a place; I would return to them as soon as possible; I would write to them often, directing my let∣ters to the nearest town, to be called for by their man. What do you say, ladies, to this proposal? In London it is not possible for you to be: at a farm-house you might have no satisfaction: and any where that was known and frequented, you may be liable to discovery, as Cock, your guardian, will en∣quire every where; and if he hears of you, you will be carried home most certainly to his dismal habitation, and be used ten times

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worse than before. What do you think then of this scheme?

Sir, (they both replied) you are to us a subaltern power, by heaven sent to deliver us from misery, and secure our happiness in this world. We have not words to express the gratitude of our souls for this further instance of your goodness in the offer you make us, nor can it ever be in our power to make you the return it deserves. You will be pleased to accept our grateful thanks, and all we have to add at present, our prayers for your preser∣vation and health. Conduct us, we beseech you, immediately to that sweet spot of peace you have described.

This being agreed on, the next thing to be done was to get two horses for the ladies, for mine were not able to carry double any further, if there had been a turnpike road before us; then up the mountains we were to go, where no double horse could travel; and when they were at the Lodge, they would want horses to ride sometimes, or to remove, if the necessity of their case should happen to require it: to my landlord there∣fore I applied upon the occasion, and he very quickly got for me not only two pretty beasts, but a young labouring man, and two country girls to wait upon the ladies. I then sent to the next town for a couple of side-saddles, gave the servants directions to go to the Rev.

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Mr. Fleming's house, to wait there till they heard from me, and then we set out for Or∣ton-Ladge. Two days we spent in travelling there, feeding on cold provisions we had with us, and lying a night on the fern of the mountains. The second evening we arrived at the Lodge. There I found every thing safe, and the place as I had left it. I opened my various store-houses, to the surprize of the young ladies, and brought them many good things; biscuits, potted char, potted black-cocks, sweetmeats, and liquors of va∣rious kinds: O Fin likewise got us a dish of trouts for supper, and the two beauties and I sat down with chearfulness to our table.— Vastly amazed they were at all they saw. Every thing was so good, and the wild charms of the place so pleasing, that they could not but express the transports they were in at their present situation. The whole they said, was charming as inchantment, and in language there was not a force sufficient to express their grateful sentiments upon the occasion. This gave me much pleasure, and till the end of June, I lived a very happy life with these fine young creatures. They did all that was possible to shew their esteem and gratitude. Exclusive of their amaz∣ing fine faces, and persons, they were ingenious, gay, and engaging, and made

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every minute of time delightful. If I had not been engaged to Miss Spence, I should certainly have sat down in peace with these two young ladies, and with them connected, have looked upon Orton-Lodge as the Garden of Eden. They were both most charming women. Miss Llandsoy was a mere divi∣nity!

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SECTION VII.

Come all, O come, ye family of joy; Ye children of the chearful hour, begot By wisdom on the virtuous mind; O come! Come innocence, in conscious strength secure; Come courage, foremost in the manly train; Come all, and in the honest heart abide, Your native residence, your fortress still, From real or from fancied evils free: Let's drive far off, for ever drive that bane, That hideous pest, engender'd deep in hell, Horrid to sight, and by the frighted furies In their dread panic Superstition nam'd.
Let rescu'd fancy turn aloft her eye, And view yon wide extended arch; behold You crystal concave, studded with the gems, The radiant gems of heaven, that nightly burn, In golden lamps, and gild th' aetherial space; That smiling vault, that canopy of stars. Or eastward turn, and see, serenely bright, The full-orb'd moon begins her silent round: The mountain tops, the rocks, the vales, the lawns, By her set off, adorn'd, and made delightful. On earth, benign, she sheds her borrowed ray, And onward leads along her sparkling train.
Behold yon blazing sun, in glory rise: Oceans of light he pours upon the world, And night with all her train before him fly. All nature smiles, rejoicing in his beams. The feather'd kinds their morning anthem sing: The fish skim sportive o'er the gilded lakes: Their tow'ring tops the waving forests shew; And op'ning flowers their various dyes display, Perfume the air, and grateful incense yield. It is a glorious and charming scene.

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What should we fear then? this grand prospect brings. No dreadful phantom to the frighted eye, No terror to the soul; 'tis transport all! Here fancy roves in sweet variety. All these, in their eternal round, rejoice; All these, with universal praise, proclaim Their great Creator; bountiful, benign, Immensely good, rejoicing in his creatures. They wake new raptures in the heart of man; And fill his soul with gratitude immense.

* 5.1§. 1. THE first of July, just as the day was breaking, I mounted my horse, and went again from Orton-Lodge. The morning being extremely fine, and every thing appearing as in the above lines, I rid softly on for three or four hours, and was so delighted with the beauties, and an infinite variety of lovely objects my eyes were feasted with, that I did not mind the way; and instead of coming to the turning that was my road, I got into a bending valley, which ended at a range of rocky mountains. For half an hour I travelled by the bottom of these frightful hills, and came at length to a pass through them, but so narrow, that the beasts had not above an inch or two to spare on each side. It was dark as the blackest night in this opening, and a stream came from it, by the waters falling in several places from the top of the high inclosing precipices. It was as shocking a foot-way as I had ever seen.

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Finn, (I said to my young man) as the bottom is hard, and you can only be wet a little, will you try where this pass ends, and let me know what kind of country and in∣habitants are beyond it? That I will, said O Finn, and immediately entred the cleft or crevice between the mountains. A couple of hours I allowed my adventurer to explore this dark way; but if in that time he could make nothing of it, then his orders were to return: but there was no sign of him at the end of six hours, and I began to fear he had got into some pound. After him then I went, about one o'clock, and for near half a mile, the narrow way was directly forward, a rough bottom, and ancle deep in water; but it ended in a fine flowery green of about twenty acres, surrounded with steep rocky hills it was impossible to ascend. Walking up to the precipice before me, I found many ca∣verns in it, which extended on either hand, and onwards, into a vast variety of caves; some of them having high arched openings for entrance, and others only holes to creep in at; but all of them spacious within, and high enough for the tallest man to walk in.

In these dismal chambers I apprehended my fellow had lost himself, and therefore went into them as far as I could venture, that is, without losing sight of the day, and cried out Finn! Finn! but could hear no

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sound in return. This was a great trouble to me, and I knew not what to do. Back however I must go to my horses, and after I had spent two hours in searching, shouting, and expecting my lad's return, by some means or other, I was just going to walk to∣wards the crevice, or dark narrow pass I had come through to this place, when casting my eyes once more towards the caverns in the mountains, I saw my boy come out, leaping and singing for joy. He told me, he never expected to see the day-light more: for after he had foolishly gone too far into the caves, till he was quite in the dark, in hopes of finding a passage through the mountain to some open country, he was obliged to wan∣der from chamber to chamber he knew not where for many hours, without one ray of light, and with very little expectation of de∣liverance; that he did nothing but cry and roar, and was hardly able to stand on his legs any longer, when by a chance turn into a cave, he saw some light again, and then soon found his way out. Poor fellow! he was in a sad condition, and very wonderful was his escape.

After this, we made what haste we could to our horses, which we had left feeding in the vale, and Finn brought me some cold provisions from his wallet for my dinner. I dined with great pleasure, on account of the

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recovery of my lad, and when we had both recruited and rested sufficiently, on we went again. We found the valley winded about the mountains for three miles, and then end∣ed at the highest hill I had ever seen, but which it was possible to ascend. With great difficulty we and our horses got to the top of it, and down on the other side. Six mountains of the same height, whose tops were above the clouds, we had to cross, and then arrived at a bottom, which formed a most delightful scene.

* 5.2§. 2. The Vale of Keswick, and Lake of Derwentwater, in Cumberland, are thought by those who have been there, to be the finest point of view in England, and extremely beautiful they are, far more so than the Rev. Dr. Dalton has been able to make them ap∣pear in his Descriptive Poem; (addressed to two ladies, at their return from viewing the coal-mines, near Whitehaven, that is, the late excellent Lord Lonsdale's charming daugh∣ters;) or than the Doctor's brother, Mr. Dalton, has painted them in his fine drawings; and yet they are inferior in charms to the vale, the lake, the brooks, the shaded sides of the surrounding mountains, and the tuneful falls of water, to which we came in Westmore∣land. In all the world, I believe, there is not a

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more glorious rural scene to be seen, in the fine time of the year.

In this fine vale, I found one pretty little house, which had gardens very beautifully laid out, and usefully filled with the finest dwarf fruit trees and ever-greens, vegetables, herbs, and shrubs. The mansion, and the improved spot of ground, were at the end of the beautiful lake, so as to have the whole charming piece of water before the door. The projecting shaded fells seemed to nod or hang over the habitation, and on either hand, a few yards from the front of the house, cascades much higher than that of dread Lo∣dore, in Cumberland, fell into the lake. There is not any thing so beautiful and striking as the whole in any part of the globe that I have seen: and I have been in higher latitudes, north and south, than most men living. I have conversed with nations who live many degrees beyond the poor frozen Laplander. I have travelled among the barbarians who scorch beneath the burning zone.

* 5.3§. 3. Who lived in this delightful val∣ley, was, in the next place, my enquiry, after I had admired for an hour the amaz∣ing beauties of the place. I walked up to the house, and in one of the parlour windows, that had a view up the loch, I saw a young beauty sitting with a music-book

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in her hand, and heard her sing in a masterly manner. She could not see me, but I had a full view of her fine face, and as I remem∣bred to have seen her somewhere, I stood gazing at her with wonder and delight, and was striving to recollect where I had been in her company, when another young one came into the room, whom I had reason to re∣member very well, on account of an acci∣dent, and then I knew they were the two young ladies I had seen at Mr. Harcourt's. (see p. 374. of Memoirs of several Ladies of Great Britain,) and admired very greatly for the charms of their persons, and the beauties of their minds. Upon this I walked up to the window, and after a little astonishment at seeing me, they behaved with the greatest civility, and seemed to be highly pleased with the accidental meeting. While we were talking, their mamma came into the apart∣ment, and on their letting her know who I was, and where they had been acquainted with me, the old lady was pleased to ask me to stay at her house that night, and to assure me she was glad to see me, as she had often heard her daughters speak of me. Three days I passed with great pleasure in this sweet place, and then with regret took my leave. These two fine young creatures were the Miss Thurloe's, and are Mrs. Lowman and Mrs. Munkley, in the Memoirs of several La∣dies

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of Great Britain. In the 2d volume of that work, the reader will find their lives.

* 5.4§. 4. The 5th of July I left Mrs. Thurloe's, and by the assistance of a guide, had a fine ride to the house of Friar Fleming, in Rich∣mondshire, where I arrived by noon. I dined with this good Franciscan, and should have lain there that night, but that I could not help being melancholy, on missing my dear friend Tom, the Monk's brother, who died of a fever, as before related. From him then I parted in the evening, and rid to a Carthusian monastry, which consisted of seven monks, men of some estate, who had agreed to live together in this remote place, and pass their lives in piety, study, and gardening. I had a letter from Fleming to one of these gentlemen, the superior, letting him know I was his near friend, and desiring he would receive me as himself; that, although a pro∣testant, I was of no party, but in charity with all mankind. This letter procured me all the kindness and honours these gentlemen could shew me. They behaved with great civility and tenderness, and gave me the best they had, good fish, good bread, good wine, excellent fruit, and fine vegetables; for as to flesh, they never eat any, by their rule.

They were all learned and devout men, very grave and silent for the most part, ex∣cept

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when visited, but without any thing stiff or morose in their manner. They had a large collection of books, and seemed to understand them well. What time they had to spare from the hours of divine service, and working in their gardens, according to the rule of St. Benet, which they follow, they give to study, and had many volumes of their own writing; being mostly old MSS. they had transcribed, Greek, Latin, and French. Making such copies was their prin∣cipal work in the closet.

* 5.5§. 5. I stayed two days with these gen∣tlemen, and had a good deal of useful con∣versation with them, on various subjects. On looking into the writings of the Rabbies, which I saw in their library, I told one of these Chartreux, that it was a wonder to me, that any one read such extravagant fabulous rela∣tions and despicable fictions as these books contained, and should be glad to know, what good could be extracted from them.

The Friar replied, that notwithstanding their being fictitious and extravagant to a high degree, yet great use may be made of the works of the Rabbies, and especially of the Talmud of Babylon(11) 5.6

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thence a knowledge of the customs and opini∣ons of the Jews, which afford some benefit. In the next place, they serve to the confirmation

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of the history of Jesus Christ; for it appears by the Babylonish Talmud, that there was one Jesus, who had disciples, lived in such and such a place, and did and said divers things; and in the Bible many texts relating to the Messias are confirmed and explained by these books of the Rabbies, though not by them intended. This I have since found to be the truth of the case. I have read the works of the Rabbins since, and find it to be as the Car∣thusian said. For example;

It is said in Gen. iii. 15. I will put enmity between thy seed and her seed. It shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. Now the Targum of Onkelos gives the sense thus: The man shall be mindful of, or remember, what thou (satan) hast done to him in times past, and thou shalt observe, watch or haunt him till the end of days; that is, the ser∣pent or devil should pursue and have domi∣nion over the world till the last days, and then the prince of this world should be cast out,

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and the works of the devil destroyed. Beacha∣rith Heyamim, the end of days, or last days, is, by a general rule, given by the most learned Rabbins, meant of the Messias. So Kimchi on Isa. ii. 2.—and Abarbriel and R. Moses Nachm on Gen. xlix. 1. inform us.

It is likewise very remarkable, that the Targum of Jerusalem, and that of Jonathan Ben Uziel, apply this place to the coming of the Messias. They give the words the fol∣lowing sense. — I will put enmity between thy seed and her seed: when the sons of the woman keeping my law, they shall bruise thy head, and when they break my law, thou shalt bruise their heel; but the wound given to the seed of the woman, shall be healed, but thine shall be incurable; they shall be healed in the last days, in the days of the Messias.—Such is the opinion of the most learned Jews:—and from thence it fol∣lows, that the Christians have not put their sense upon the text I have cited to serve their own turn; the Rabbins, we see, give the very same meaning to the place.

Again in Numb. xxiv. 17. we have the famous prophecy of Balaam: There shall come a star out of Jacob, and a sceptre shall rise out of Israel. — In Isaiah xi. 1. it is writ∣ten; And there shall come forth a rod out of the stem of Jesse, and a branch shall grow out of his roots, and the spirit of the Lord shall rest

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upon him. And in Jeremiah xxiii. 5.6. Behold the days shall come, saith the Lord, that I will raise unto David a righteous branch,and this is his name whereby he shall be called, The Lord our Righteousness. That the Christians apply these texts to the Messias, I need not inform the reader: but it must be grateful to observe, that the paraphrases of On∣kelos, Jonathan, and Jerusalem, all of them expressly attribute the prophecy of Balaam to the Messias. And Rabbi Moses Hadarsan and Maimon, say, he is here called a Star, (which signifies what Malachi expresses by the Sun of Righteousness. Mal. iv. 2. and Ze∣chariah by the East. I will bring forth my ser∣vant the East. Zach. iii. 8. as it is translated in the Vulgar, Septuagint, Arabic, and Sy∣riac) is here, say these Rabbins, called a Star, because he should come and destroy idolatry, among the heathen nations, by becoming a light to the gentiles, and the glory of Israel.

As to the other two texts, the Jews do likewise attribute them to the Messias. Rab∣bi Joseph Albo, speaking of the words, The Lord our Righteousness, in particular, says ex∣pressly, that this is one name given to the Messias. Albo, Sep. ikker. lib. 2. c. 28. Thus do the Jews concur with us in the applica∣tion of texts to the Messias. But what is be∣come of this Messias, they cannot tell. They

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are amazed, perplexed, and confounded a∣bout him. They dispute on the article, and have the wildest fancies in relation to it. Whereas the Christians give a clear and con∣sistent account of the Messias, and by every argument that can be desired by a rational, prove the truth of christianity.

Again: in Isa. ix. 6. we have these words: Unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given, and the government shall be upon his shoulders: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsel∣lor, the Mighty God, the Everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace. Or as the Alexandrian MS. hath it, He shall call his name the Angel, Won∣derful, Counsellor, Mighty, the Governor, the Prince of Peace, the Father of the age to come. This is thought by all Christians to be a plain declaration of the Messias; for to apply it to any mere mortal, as to Hezekiah, or Isaiah's son, cannot be done without the greatest ab∣surdity: and therefore Ben Maimon (epist. ad Afric.) fairly yields that these words belong to the Messias, and so doth Jonathan Ben Uziel in his Chaldee paraphrase. The Talmud itself allows it. Tract. Sanhedrim. that it re∣lates to a person not come in the time of the prophets, but to the man, whose name is the Branch, which was to come forth out of the stem of Jesse, and to grow out of his roots. My servant the Branch. Behold the man whose name is the Branch. Zech. iii. 8. and ch. xii.

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and Isa. iv. 1. Even the person that shall be sent; Shilo, that remarkable person God had promised to his people. So says the Talmud.

But further; as to the birth of the Messias, in respect of the manner and the place, it is thus set down by the prophet Micah, v. 2. And thou Bethlehem Ephrata, though thou be little among the thousands of Judah, yet out of thee shall come forth unto me, that is to be ruler in Israel; whose goings forth have been of old, even from everlasting.—And in Isa. vii. 14. are these words, Behold a virgin shall conceive, and bring forth a son, and call his name Im∣manuel. In these two texts, (the Christians say) the place of the birth of the Messias, and the manner of it, are as plainly described as words can do; and if they cannot, without absurdity, be explained as relating to any other person, then it must be perverting the meaning of the records, to oppose this expli∣cation: but this the Jews are far from doing. The place is acknowledged in the Talmud, in the Chaldee paraphrase of Jonathan, and all their most famous masters declare with one voice, that Bethlehem indisputably belongs to the Messias. Exte Bethlehem coram me prodibit Messias, ut sit dominium exercens in Israel, cu∣jus nomen dictum est ab aeternitate, a Diebus seculi. (Talmud. lib. Sanhedrim, et Midrasch. The hillinic Rabbi Selemoh. paraph. Jonath. in Loc. Rabbi David Kimchi.)—And as to

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the manner, tho' it be true that some Jews say, the Hebrew word Gnalma signifies a young woman as well as a virgin; yet Kimell, Jarchi, and Selemoh, three of their greatest Rabbins, confess that here is something won∣derful presaged in the birth and generation of this person, and that he was not to be born as other men and women are born. What can we desire more, in the case, from an ene∣my? And in truth, the behold, or wonder, with which the text begins, would be no∣thing, if it was only that a young woman should have a child: — and as to the Hebrew word Gnalmah, if it ever does signify a young women, which I very much doubt, yet in the translation of the Seventy, who well un∣derstood the original surely, they render the word by parthenos, 〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉in Graec; which always signifies a virgin in the strict propriety of the phrase. And in the Punic language, which is much the same as the Hebrew, the word Alma signifies a virgin, virgo intacta, and never means a young woman.

Such are the advantages we may gain by reading the books of the Rabbins; and to me it is pleasing to see these great Hebrew masters granting so much to us for our Messias, while they hate our holy religion beyond every thing. Even the gay among the Jews, (if I have been truly informed by one who danced a night with them) have, in contempt and ab∣horrence

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of our faith, a country-dance, called The Little Jesus.

* 5.8§. 6. The eighth of July, I left the little Chartreuse, and went from thence to Knares∣borough, where I arrived that night, and re∣sided three days. It is a fine old town, and borough by prescription, in the West-riding of Yorkshire, and wapentake of Claro. The vast hills of Craven look beautifully wild in its neighbourhood, and the rapid river Nid, which issues from the bottom of those mountains, almost encompasses the town. It is 175 measured miles from London, and the best way to it is from Ferrybridge to Wetherby, the left hand road, where there is an excel∣lent inn, and from that to Knaresborough.

When this very antient town passed from the posterity of Surlo de Burgh, the founder of it, we know not, but we find that Henry III. Reg. 13. granted the honour, castle, and manor, to the Earl of Kent, Margaret. his wife, and their issue and heirs, and that on failure of issue and right heirs, it returned again to the crown: for Edward the Second, among other lands, gave this lordship of Knaresborough to his favourite Pierse de Ga∣veston, Earl of Cornwall, and his heirs. Ga∣veston was taken not long after by the Barons, in Scarborough castle, after a short siege, and on Gaversly-heath, near Warwick, was be∣headed

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by order of the Earl of Warwick, June 20, 1312.

By the fall of the insolent Gaveston, who had been banished by the great Edward the First, but recalled and received into fa∣vour by Edward the Second, before his fa∣ther's funeral was performed; by the death of this favourite, who had involved his mas∣ter's interest with his own, and rendered any displeasure against himself, the want of duty to the prince (just as Lord B * * *, and the now Outs did the other day) which ruined the miserable King; Knaresborough came a∣gain to the crown, and so continued till the 44th of Edward the Third, when this king made a grant of the honour, castle, and ma∣nor of this town, and the cell of St. Roberts; to John of Gaunt, the king's fourth son, who was Earl of Richmond, and created Duke of Lancaster, on his having married one of the coheiresses of Henry Duke of Lancaster. O∣ther great estates were likewise given at the same time to this fourth son of Edward, that he might maintain his grandeur: and ever since, this town has belonged to the dutchy of Lancaster. It is an appendage to the crown.

Not far from this town, are two wells, as strong of sulphur as Harrogate-water, and as valuable, though no one takes any notice of them. One lies in the way to Harrogate, in

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a low ground by a brook-side. The other is Bitton-spaw, in a park by Mr. Staughton's house.

* 5.9As to the famous dropping-well or petrifying water, it lies on the west side of the town and river, about 26 yards from the bank of the Nid. It rises 15 yards below the top of a mountain of marle stone, and in four falls, of about two yards each fall, comes to an easy ascent, where it spreads upon the top of an isthmus of a petrified rock, generated out of the water, which falls down round it. This isthmus or rock is ten yards high, and hangs over its base or bottom about 5 yards. It is near 16 yards long and 13 broad, and as it started from the bank about fifty years ago, leaves a chasm between them, that is about three yards wide. In this chasm, you will find petrified twigs of trees, shrubs, and grass-roots, hang∣ing in most beautiful pillars, all interwoven, and forming many charming figures; and on the common side are whole banks like Stalac∣tilites, hard and inseparable from the rock, where the water trickles down. These pe∣trefactions, the falling water, and the little isthmus or island being beautifully cloathed with ash, osier, elm, sambucus, servicana major, geraniums, wood-mercury, hart's-tongue, sage, ladies mantle, cowslips, wild angelica, &c. form all together a delightful scene. — The first spring of this water is out of a small hole on the little mountain, in the

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middle of a thick-set of shrubs. It sends out 20 gallons in a minute of the sweetest water in the world, and it is 24 grains in a pint heavier than common water.

* 5.10Most people are of opinion, that petrifying water is dangerous drink, and may produce abundance of mischief, in causing the stone and gravel in the body: the original particles or principles of the stony substance called spar, which are in abundance suspended in this kind of water, must get into the flood-gates of the kidneys and ureters, (as they opine) and create great misery in a little time.

But this fear of petrefactions in living ani∣mal bodies is grounded upon neither reason nor experience; for the spar in these waters forms no petrefactions, whilst in a brisk mo∣tion, or in a temperate season, or on vege∣tables while they preserve their vegetating life. While there is warmth and circulation of juices, there can be no incrustation or pe∣trefaction from the suspended stony particles. Besides, if the minims of spar are not within the spheres of sensible attraction, whilst in motion; much less are they so when mingled with the fluids of the human body: you may therefore very safely drink these limpid petri∣fying waters at all times, as a common fluid, if they come in your way, as the best, and most grateful or pleasant water in the world, on account of the infinitesimals, or original

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leasts, of spar that are in them, in vast quan∣tities, but infinitely small particles: and if you are sick, in many cases sure I am, they are the best of medicines. Human invention has nothing equal to them for fluxes of any part of the body, or colliquations from an acid salt. So far are they from being in the least dangerous, that in all unnatural dis∣charges, by spitting, stool, or urine; by ex∣cessive menstrual or haemorrhoidal fluxes, in the fluor albus, diabetes, profuse sweatings; in the diarrhoea, dyfentry, or lienteria (where the springs are not quite worn out:) in ulcers of the viscera, hectic fevers, atrophy, and colliquations or night sweats, there is not any thing in physic more profitable or pleasant, to recover a patient. Let your dose, in such cases, be three half-pints of Knaresborough dropping-well in the forenoon; and before you begin to drink this water, remember to take two doses of rhubarb, to cleanse off the ex∣crements of the first viscera. You must not drink ale, drams, or punch, during a course of these waters: and take but very little red port. You must likewise have a strict regard to diet. Let it be milk, eggs, jellies, bar∣ley-broth, chickens, kid, lamb, and the like. You must avoid all salt, sharp, stimulating things, day-sleep, and night-air: but agree∣able conversation, and diversions that require very little exercise, conduce to the success of

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this kind of water, in the distempers I have mentioned. If such diseases are curable, you may expect a restoration of health.

But, in the dropsy, jaundice, diminished or irregular menses; in hyppo, melancholy, stuffings of the lungs, obstructions of the viscera, stoppages of the lacteals and misen∣tery, glandular swellings, king's-evil, or any case, where thinning, relaxing, opening, de∣terging, attenuation or stimulation are want∣ing, such water is death.

Note; reader, there is another excellent petrifying-water at Newton-Dale in Yorkshire, N. R. thirteen miles from Scarborough. — Another near Castle-Howard, the fine seat of the Earl of Carlisle, ten miles from York.— Another, near Skipton, in that rough, ro∣mantic, wild and silent country, called Cra∣ven, in the West-riding of Yorkshire.—And one, called Bandwell, at Stonefield in Lincoln∣shire, west of Horncastle, which is 122 miles from London. These springs, and many that are not to be come at among the vast fells of Westmoreland, and the high mountains of Stanemore, have all the virtues of Knaresbo∣rough dropping-well; though Knaresborough-water is the only one resorted to by company: and as to this spring, I can affirm from my own knowledge, that it is as excellent, and truly medicinal, as the famous petrifying-wa∣ter at Clermont. There is no manner of need

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for Britons going to the mountain Gregoire in Basse-Auvergne.

A POSTILLA,(12) 5.11 Containing an Account of Wardrew Sulphur-water,—the Life of Claudius Hobart,—and A Dissertation on Reason and Revelation.

In my account of sulphur-waters, I for∣got to mention one very extraordinary spring of this kind, and therefore, make a postilla of it here, that the reader may find in one section all I have to say on mineral waters.— And as I found by the side of this water, a man as extraordinary as the spring, I shall add his life, to my account of the water, and a couple of little pieces written by him.

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* 5.12In Northumberland, on the borders of Cum∣berland, there is a place called Wardrew, to the north-west of Thirlwall-castle, which stands on that part of the picts-wall, where it crosses the Tippel, and is known by the name of Murus Perforatus, (in Saxon, Thirlwall) on account of the gaps made in the wall at this place for the Scots passage. Here, as I wan∣dered about this wild, untravelled country, in search of Roman antiquities, I arrived at a sulphur-spring, which I found to be the strong∣est and most excellent of the kind in all the world. It rises out of a vast cliff, called Arden-Rock, over the bank of the river Arde or Irthing, six feet above the surface of the water, and comes out of a chink in the cliff by a small spout. The discharge is fifty gallons in a minute from a mixture of limestone and ironstone. And the water is so very foetid, that it is diffi∣cult to swallow it. The way to it is not easy, for there is no other passage than along a very narrow ledge, about nine inches broad, which has been cut off the rock over the deep river, and if you slip, (as you may easily do, having nothing to hold by) down you go into a wa∣ter that looks very black and shocking, by the shade of the hanging precipice, and some aged trees which project from the vast cliff.

This dangerous situation, and its remote∣ness, will prevent its being ever much visited, admirable as the spaw is; yet the country-people

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thereabout make nothing of the ledge, and drink plentifully of the water, to their sure relief, in many dangerous distempers.— It is to them a blessed spring.

* 5.13The land all round here was one of the finest rural scenes I have seen, and made a pensive traveller wish for some small public-house there, to pass a few delightful days. Its lawns and groves, its waters, vales, and hills, are charming, and form the sweetest softest region of silence and ease. Whichever way I turned, the various beauties of nature ap∣peared, and nightingales from the thicket in∣chantingly warbled their loves. The foun∣tains were bordered with violets and moss, and near them were clumps of pine and beech, bound with sweet-briar, and the ten∣drils of woodbine. It is a delightful spot: a paradise of blooming joys, in the fine sea∣son of the year.

* 5.14§. 8. One inhabitant only I found in this fine solitude, who lived on the margin of the river, in a small neat cottage, that was almost hid with trees. This was Claudius Hobart, a man of letters, and a gentleman, who had been unfortunate in the world, and retired to these elysian fields, to devote the remainder of his time to religion, and enjoy the calm felicities of contemplative life. He was obliged by law to resign his estate to a

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claimant, and death had robbed him of a matchless mistress, of great fortune, to whom he was to have been married. The men who had called themselves his friends, and as Timon says in Lucian, honoured him, wor∣shiped him, and seemed to depend on his nod, 〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉, no longer knew him; jam ne agnoscor quidem ab il∣lis, nec aspici ne dignantur me, perinde ut eversum hominis jam olim defuncti cippum, ac temporis longitudine collapsum pretereunt quasi ne norint quidem; 〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉: so true (continued Mr. Hobart) are the beau∣tiful lines of Petronius;

Nomen amicitiae si quatenus expedit, haeret, Calculus in tabula mobile ducit opus. Quum fortuna manet, vultum servatis amici: Cum cecidit, turpi vertitis ora fugâ.
And so sweet Ovid says was his case,
Eandem cum Timone nostro sortem Expertus naso, qui sic de seipso: En ego non paucis quondam munitus amicis: Dum flavit velis aura secunda meis: Ut fera terribili tumuerunt aequora vento, In mediis lacera puppe relinquor aquis.

So Hobart found it, and as his health was declining from various causes, and he had no∣thing in view before him while he appeared, but misery: therefore, he retired to Wardrew,

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while he had some money, built the little house I saw on a piece of ground he pur∣chased, and provided such necessaries and comforts as he imagined might be wanting: he had a few good books, the bible, some history, and mathematics, to make him wiser and better, and abroad he diverted himself mostly in his garden, and with fishing: for fifteen years past he had not been in any town, nor in any one's house, but conversed often with several of the country people, who came to drink the mineral-water: what he had fresh occasion for, one or other of them brought him, according to his written di∣rections, and the money he gave them, and once or twice a week he was sure of seeing somebody: as the people knew he was not rich, and lived a harmless life, they were far from being his enemies, and would do any thing in their power to serve the hermit, as they called him: but he seldom gave them any trouble. His food was biscuit, honey, roots, fish, and oil; and his drink, water, with a little rum sometimes: He was never sick, nor melancholy; but by a life of tem∣perance and action, and a religion of trust and resignation, enjoyed perpetual health and peace, and run his latent course in the plea∣sing expectation of a remove, when his days were past, to the bright mansions of the blest.

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Such was the account Mr. Hobart gave me of himself, (which made me admire him much, as he was but fifty then) and to con∣vince me his temper had nothing Timonean or unsocial in it from his solitary life, he re∣quested I would dine with him. He enter∣tained me with an excellent pickled trout and biscuit, fine fruit, and a pot of extraordinary honey: with as much creme of tartar as lay on a sixpence, fused in warm water, he made half a pint of rum into good punch, and he talked over it like a man of sense, breeding, and good humour. We parted when the bowl was out, and at my going away, he made me a present of the follow∣ing MS. and told me I might print it, if I could think it would be of any use to man∣kind. It was called, The Rule of Reason, with a few Thoughts on Revelation.

* 5.15§. 9. The throne of God rests upon rea∣son, and his prerogative is supported by it. It is the sole rule of the Deity, the Mind which presides in the universe, and therefore is ve∣nerable, sacred, and divine. Every ray of reason participates of the majesty of that Being to whom it belongs, and whose attribute it is; and being thereby awful, and invested with a supreme and absolute authority, it is re∣bellion to refuse subjection to right reason,

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and a violation of the great and fundamental law of heaven and earth.

To this best, and fittest, and noblest rule, the rule of truth, we ought to submit, and in obedience to the sacred voice of reason, re∣sist the importunities of sense, and the usur∣pations of appetite. Since the will of that Being, who is infinitely pure and perfect, rational and righteous, is obliged and governed by his unerring understanding; our wills should be guided and directed by our reason. In imitation of the wisest and best of Beings, we must perpetually adhere to truth, and ever act righteously for righteousness sake. By acting in conformity to moral truths, which are really and strictly divine, we act in conformity to ourselves, and it is not pos∣sible to conceive any thing so glorious, or godlike. We are thereby taught the duties of piety, our duties toward our fellows, and that self-culture which is subservient to piety and humanity.

* 5.16Reason informs us there is a superior Mind, endued with knowledge and great power, presiding over human affairs; some original, independent Being, compleat in all possible perfection, of boundless power, wisdom and goodness, the Contriver, Creator, and Go∣vernor of this world, and the inexhaustible source of all good. A vast collection of evi∣dence demonstrates this. Design, intention,

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art, and power, as great as our imagination can conceive, every where occur. As far as we can make observations, original intelli∣gence and power appear to reside in a Spirit, distinct from all divisible, changeable, or moveable substance; and if we can reason at all, it must be clear, that an original omni∣potent Mind is a good Deity, and espouses the cause of virtue, and of the universal happi∣ness; will gloriously compensate the worthy in a future state, and then make the vicious and oppressive have cause to repent of their contradicting his will. It follows then most certainly, that with this great source of our being, and of all perfection, every rational mind ought to correspond, and with internal and external worship adore the divine power and goodness. His divine perfections, crea∣tion and providence, must excite all possible esteem, love, and admiration, if we think at all; must beget trust and resignation; and raise the highest resentments of gratitude. All our happiness and excellency is from his bounty, and therefore not unto us, not unto us, but to his name be the praise. And can there be a joy on earth so stable and transporting as that which rises from living with an habitual sense of the Divine Presence, a just persua∣sion of being approved, beloved and protect∣ed by him who is infinitely perfect and om∣nipotent?

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By reason we likewise find, that the ex∣cesses of the passions produce misery, and iniquity makes a man compleatly wretched and despicable: but integrity and moral worth secure us peace and merit, and lead to true happiness and glory. Unless reason and inquiry are banished, vice and oppression must have terrible struggles against the principles of humanity and conscience. Reflection must raise the most torturing suspicions, and all stable satisfaction must be lost: but by cul∣tivating the high powers of our reason, and acquiring moral excellence, so far as human nature is able; by justice and the benevolent affections, virtue and charity, we are con∣nected with, and affixed to the Deity, and with the inward applauses of a good heart, we have the outward enjoyment of all the felicities suitable to our transitory condition. Happy state surely! There are no horrors here to haunt us. There is no dreadful thing to poison all parts of life and all enjoyments.

Let us hearken then to the original law of reason, and follow God and nature as the sure guide to happiness. Let the offices of piety and beneficence be the principal em∣ployment of our time; and the chief work of our every day, to secure an happy immor∣tality, by equity, benignity, and devotion. By continual attention, and internal disci∣pline, reason can do great things, and enable

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us so to improve the supreme and most god∣like powers of our constitution, and so dis∣charge the duties imposed upon us by our Creator, that when we return into that silence we were in before we existed, and our places shall know us no more, we may pass from the unstable condition of terrestrial affairs to that eternal state in the heavens, where ever∣lasting pleasures and enjoyments are prepared for those who have lived in the delightful exercise of the powers of reason, and per∣formed all social and kind offices to others, out of a sense of duty to God. Thus does truth oblige us. It is the basis of morality, as morality is the basis of religion.

This, I think, is a just account of moral truth and rectitude, and shews that it is essen∣tially glorious in itself, and the sacred rule to which all things must bend, and all agents submit. But then a question may be asked, What need have we of revelation, since reason can so fully instruct us, and its bonds alone are sufficient to hold us; — and in particular, what becomes of the principal part of reve∣lation, called redemption?

* 5.17The system of moral truth and revelation, (it may be answered) are united, and at per∣fect amity with each other. Morality and the gospel stand on the same foundation; and differ only in this, that revealed religion, in respect of the corrupt and degenerate state

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of mankind, has brought fresh light, and additional assistance, to direct, support, and fix men in their duty. We have histories which relate an early deviation from moral truth, and inform us that this disease of our rational nature spread like a contagion. The case became worse, and more deplorable, in succeeding ages; and as evil examples and prejudices added new force to the prevailing passions, and reason and liberty of will, for want of due exercise, grew weaker, and less able to regain their lost dominion, corruption was rendered universal. Then did the true God, the Father of the Universe, and the most provident and beneficent of Beings, interpose by a revelation of his will, and by advice and authority, do all that was possible, to prevent the self-destructive effects of the culpable ig∣norance and folly of his offspring. He gave the world a transcript of the law of nature by an extraordinary messenger, the Man Christ Jesus, who had power given him to work miracles, to rouse mankind from their fatal stupidity, to set their thoughts on work, and to conciliate their attention to the hea∣venly declaration. In this republication of the original law, he gave them doctrines and commandments perfectly consonant to the purest reason, and to them annexed sanctions that do really bind and oblige men, as they not only guard and strengthen religion, but

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affect our natural sensibility and selfishness. Re∣ligion appears to great disadvantage, when divines preach it into a bond of indemnity, and a mere contract of interest; but exclusive of this, it must be allowed, that the sanctions of the gospel have a weight, awfulness, and solemnity, that prove to a great degree effec∣tual. Safety and advantage are reasons for well-doing.

In short, the evidence of the obligation of the duties of natural religion is as plain and strong from reason, as any revelation can make it; but yet the means of rendering these du∣ties effectual in practice, are not so clear and powerful from mere reason, as from revela∣tion. The proof of obligation is equally strong in reason and inspiration, but the obli∣gation itself is rendered stronger by the gospel, by superadded means or motives. The pri∣mary obligation of natural religion arises from the nature and reason of things, as being ob∣jects of our rational moral faculties, agreeably to which we cannot but be obliged to act; and this obligation is strengthened by the ten∣dency of natural religion to the final hap∣piness of every rational agent: but the clear knowledge, and express promises which we have in the gospel, of the nature and great∣ness of this final happiness, being added to the obligation from, and the tendency of rea∣son or natural religion to the final happiness

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of human nature, the obligation of it is there∣by still more strengthened. In this lies the benefit of christianity. It is the old, uncor∣rupt religion of nature and reason, intirely free from superstition and immorality; deli∣vered and taught in the most rational and easy way, and enforced by the most gracious and powerful motives.

* 5.18But if this be the case, it may be asked, Where are our holy mysteries—and what do you think of our Redemption? If natural reason and conscience can do so much, and to the gospel we are obliged only for a little more light and influence, then Trinity in Unity, and the Sacrifice of the Cross are nothing. What are your sentiments on these subjects?

As to the Trinity, it is a word invented by the doctors, and so far as I can find, was never once thought of by Jesus Christ and his apostles; unless it was to guard against the spread of tritheism, by taking the greatest care to inculcate the supreme divinity of God the Father: but let it be a trinity, since the church will have it so, and by it I understand one Uncreated, and one Created, and a cer∣tain divine virtue of quality. These I find in the Bible, God, Jesus the Word, and a Divine Assistance or Holy Wind, (not Holy Ghost, as we have translated it): called a Wind, be∣cause God, from whom every good and perfect

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gift cometh, gave the most extraordinary in∣stance of it under the emblem of a Wind; and holy, because it was supernatural. This is the scripture doctrine, in relation to the Deity, the Messias, and the Energy of God; of which the Wind was promised as a pledge, and was given as an emblem, when the day of Pentecost was come; and if these three they will call a Trinity, I shall not dispute about the word. But to say Jesus Christ is God, though the apostles tell us, that God raised from the dead the Man Jesus Christ, whom they killed; that he had exalted him at his right hand, and had made him both Lord and Christ; and to affirm that this Ghost (as they render the word Wind) is a person distinct and dif∣ferent from the person of God the Father, and equally supreme;—this I cannot agree to. If the scripture is true, all this appears to me to be false. It is a mere invention of the Monks.

As to Redemption, it may be in perfect consistence and agreement with truth and rectitude, if the accomplishment of it be con∣sidered as premial, and as resulting from a personal reward: but to regard the accom∣plishment as penal, and as resulting from a vicarious punishment, is a notion that cannot be reconciled to the principle of rectitude. Vicarious punishment or suffering appears an impossibility: but as Jesus, by adding the

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most extensive benevolence to perfect inno∣cence, and by becoming obedient to death, even the death of the cross, was most meri∣torious, and was entitled to the highest ho∣nour, and most distinguished reward, his re∣ward might be our deliverance from the bonds of sin and death, and the restoration of immor∣tality. This reward was worthy of the giver, and tended to the advancement and spread of virtue. It was likewise most acceptable to the receiver. It no way interfered with right and truth. It was in all respects most proper and suitable. These are my sentiments of Redemption. This appears to me to be the truth on the most attentive and impartial ex∣amination I have been capable of making.

To this, perhaps, some people may reply, that though these notions are, for the most part just, and in the case of redemption, in particular, as innocence and punishment are inconsistent and incompatible ideas, that it was not possible Christ's oblation of himself could be more than a figurative sacrifice, in respect of translation of guilt, commutation of persons, and vicarious infliction; though a real sacrifice in the sense of intending by the obla∣tion to procure the favour of God, and the indemnity of sinners: yet, as the author ap∣pears to be a Socinian, his account is liable to objections. For, though the Socinians ac∣knowledge the truth and necessity of the re∣velation

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of the gospel, yet, in the opinion of some great divines, they interpret it in such a manner, as no unprejudiced person, who has read the scriptures, with any attention, nor any sensible heathen, who should read them, can possibly believe. They make our Redeemer a man, and by this doctrine re∣flect the greatest dishonour on christianity, and its Divine Author.

This is a hard charge. The Socinians are by these divines described as people who read the scriptures with prejudice, and without attention; men more senseless than the Hea∣thens, and as wicked too; for, in the highest degree, they dishonour Christ Jesus and his religion. Astonishing assertion! It puts me in mind of an imputation of the celebrated Waterland in his second charge;—"What atheism chiefly aims at, is, to sit loose from present restraints and future reckonings; and these two purposes may be competently served by deism, which is a more refined kind of a∣theism. —Groundless and ridiculous calumny. True and proper deism is a sincere belief of the existence of a God, and of an impartial distri∣bution of rewards and punishments in another world, and a practice that naturally results from, and is consonant to such belief; and if atheism aims to sit loose from restraints and reckon∣ings, then of consequence, deism is the grand barrier to the purposes of atheism. The true

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Deist is so far from breaking through restraints, that he makes it the great business of his life to discharge the obligations he is under, because he believes in God, and perceives the equity and reasonableness of duties, restraints, and future reckonings. The assertion therefore de∣monstrates the prejudice of Dr. Waterland, in relation to the Deists.

And the case is the same in respect of the charge against the Socinians. It is the divines that are prejudiced against them; and not the Socinians in studying the New Testament. It is the grand purpose of our lives to worship God, and form our religious notions according to the instructions of divine wisdom. We exa∣mine the sacred writings, with the utmost desire, and most ardent prayer, that we may be rightly informed in the truest sense of the holy authors of those divine books; and it appears to our plain understandings, after the most honest labour, and wishes to heaven for a clear conception of holy things, that the Fa∣ther is the supreme God, that is, the first and chief Being, and Agent; the first and chief Go∣vernor; the Fountain of Being, Agency, and authority: that the Christian Messiah, the Man Christ Jesus, was sent into the world to bear witness to the truth, and preach the gospel of the kingdom of God, that kingdom of God which is within you, saith the Lord, Luke xvii. 21. not a kingdom of Monks, a sacerdotal empire of power, pro∣positions,

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and ceremonies. He came to call sinners to repentance and amendment of life, to teach them the law of love, and assure man∣kind of grace and mercy and everlasting glory, if they kept the commandments, and were obedient to the laws of heaven; laws of righteousness, peace, giving no offence, and unanimity in the worship of the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ: but that, if they did not repent, and cease to be hurtful and in∣jurious; if they did not open their eyes, and turn from darkness to light, from the power of satan unto God, and put on such an agree∣able and useful temper and behaviour, as would render them a blessing in the creation, they would be numbered among the cursed, and perish everlastingly, for want of real good∣ness and a general sincerity of heart. This the Socinians think is what Christ proposed and re∣commended, as the only and the sure way to God's favour, through the worthiness of the Lamb that was slain. We say this is pure religion. It is true, original christianity, and if the glorious design of our Lord is answered by his miracles and preaching, by his death, his resurrection, his ascension, and by the grace of the holy, blessed, and sanctifying Spirit, it could reflect no dishonour on christianity, and its divine author, if our Redeemer was a meer man. If by the assistance of God Almighty, a mere man performed the whole work of our

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redemption, all we had to do was to be thank∣ful for the mighty blessing. The love of God in this way had been equally inestima∣ble. The worth of Jesus would be still in∣valuable.

But it is not the opinion of the Socinians that Christ was a mere man. It is plain from this assertion, that the Rev. Dr. Heathcote, (in his Remarks on free and candid Disquisi∣tions) knows nothing of them: the account they give of Jesus Christ, is very different. They say, he was a most glorious agent united to a human body, and so far from being a mere man, that he was superior to angels. He was the next in character to the necessarily existing Being. He is the brightness of the Father's glory, and the express image of his person: he has an excellency transcendent, and to the life represents what is infinitely great and perfect.

If they do not allow that he made the worlds, or had an eternal generation; if they say, he had no existence till he was formed by the power of God in the womb, and as∣sert this eminency is proper to the Man Christ Jesus; yet they are far from affirming he was therefore a mere man: no; they believe he was decreed to be as great and glorious as possible, and that God made the world for him; that he was made the image of the in∣visible person of the Father; an image the most

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express and exact; as great as God himself could make it; and of consequence, so tran∣scendent in all perfections, that what he says and does is the same thing as if God had spo∣ken and acted. This is not making him a mere man. No: they say he is the first of all, and the head of all creatures, whom the infi∣nite love of God produced, to promote great∣ness, glory, and happiness among the crea∣tures, by the superlative greatness and glory of Jesus; and that angels, and the spirits of the just made perfect, might have the pleasure of beholding and enjoying the presence of this most glorious Image, that is, of seeing their invisible Creator in his Image Jesus Christ. He is not a mere man; but the brightness of the glory of God, the express Image of his per∣son, and raised so much higher than the angels, as he has inherited from God a more excellent name than they, to wit, the name of Son, and is the appointed heir of all things.

So that this Socinianism reflects no dishonour on Christianity and its Divine Author. It conduces as much to the glory of God, and the benefit of man, as any christianity can do. There is something vastly beautiful and satisfactory in the notion of Christ's being the most glorious Image of the invisible Father, when∣ever his existence began. The many tran∣scendent excellencies of the Messias, in whom

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all fulness dwells, are exercised upon men to their happiness, and to his glory; and we learn from thence, that greatness and glory are the result of the exercise of virtue to the relief and happiness of others. The Redeemer of the world is, in this account, the next in dignity and power to the Great God; and the perfections of the Father do most emi∣nently shine forth in him. We are hereby made meet to be partakers of the inheritance of the saints in light, and delivered from the power of darkness. We give thanks unto the Father, who hath translated us into the king∣dom of the Son of his love.

It is certain then that the divines have misrepresented the people, who are injuriously called Socinians, as the religion they profess is Scripture-Christianity: I say injuriously, be∣cause, in the first place, the word Socinian is intended as a term of great reproach to christians, who deserve better usage for the goodness of their manners, and the purity of their faith: and in the next place, that So∣cinus was so far from being the author of our religion, that he was not even the first restorer of it. He did not go to Poland to teach the people there his religious notions, but because there was a unitarian congregation there, with whom he might join in the worship of the Father, through Jesus the Mediator, as his

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conscience would not suffer him to assemble with those who worship a Being compounded of three divine persons.

But it is time to have done, and I shall conclude in the words of a good author in old French* 5.19 The extract must be a curious thing to the reader, as the valuable book I take it from is not to be bought.

Nostre confession de foy até depuis la premiere predication de l'evangile puisque nous luy donnons la sainte ecriture pour fon∣dement, mais il arrive de nous ce qu'il ar∣rive des tous ceux qui se sont detachés de l'eg∣lise Romaine aux quels le papistes donnent malgré eux pour autheurs de leur religion Lu∣ther, Calvin, & autres docteurs qui n'ont eté que les restorateurs, des dogmes & de veritès qui s'etoyent presque perdues sous le gouverne∣ment tyrannique de l'eglise Romaine pendant lequel l'ecriture sainte etoit devenue un livre inconnu a la pluspart de chretiens la lecture en ayant été defendue communement. Mais par un decret de la providence de Dieu le pe∣riode de la revolution etant venu chacun a commencé a deterrer la verité la mieux qu'il a pu, & comme dans chaque revolution il y a des chefs & des gens illustres, ainsi dans le retablissement des dogmes etouffès si long∣tems par le papisme Luther, Calvin, Armi∣nius, & Socin, ont été des hommes illustres

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& dont on a donné le nom aux religions, Vous sçaurez donc s'il vous plaist que Socin bien loin d'avoir été autheur de nostre religion n'en a pas été meme la premier restaurateur: car il n'etoit venu en Pologne que parce qu'il avoit appris qu'il s'y etoit deja formée une as∣semblée de gens qui avoyent des opinions sem∣blables aux siennes: Je vous diray de plus, que la seule chose que le fait un heros dans nostre religion c'est qu'il en a ecrit des livres, mais il ny a presque personne qui les life, car comme Socin etoit un bon jurisconsulte il est extremement long & ennuyeux; & outre que nous ne voulous point avoir d'autre livre de religion que le nouveau Testament & point d'autres docteurs que les apostres. C'est pourquoy, c'est bien malgré nous qu'on nous appelle Sociniens ou Arriens: ce sont des noms dont la malignité de nos ennemys nous couvre pour nous rendre odieux. Nous appellons entre nous du simple nom de Chretiens. Mais puisque dans cette desunion de la chre∣tienté, on nous dit qu'il ne suffit pas de por∣ter ce nom universel, mais qu'il encore ne∣cessairement se distinguer par quelque appel∣lation particuliere, nous consentons donc de porter le nom de chretiens unitaires pour nous distinguer de chretiens trinitaires. Ce nom de chretiens unitaires nous convient fort bien comme a ceux qui ne voulant en aucune fa∣çon encherye sur la doctrine de Jesus Christ,

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n'y y subtiliser plus qu'il ne faut, attachent leur croyance & leur confession positivement a cette instruction de Jesus Christ qui se trouve dans le 17 chap. de l'evangile de St. Jean, quand il dit—Mon pere l'heure est venue, glorifiez vostre fils afin que vostre fils vous glorifie, comme vous luy avez donné puis∣sance sur tous les hommes a fin qu'il donne la vie eternelle a tous ceux que vous luy avez donné or la vie eternelle consiste a vous con∣noistre, vous qui estes le seul Dieu veritable, & Jesus Christ que vous avez envoyé. La meme leçon nous donne l'apostre St. Paul dans le 8 chap. aux Cor. disant, — qu'il n'y a pour nous qu'un seul Dieu qui est la pere duquel sont toutes choses & nous pour luy, & il n'y a qu'un seul seigneur qul est Jesus Christ, par lequel sont toutes choses & nous par luy. C'est donc a cause de cette confession que nous nous appellons chretiens unitaires par ce que nous croyons qu'il n'y a qu'un seul Dieu, pere & Dieu de nostre seigneur Jesus Christ, celuy que Jesus Christ nous a appris d'adorer, & lequel il a aussy adoré luy meme, l'appellent non seulment nostre Dieu mais son Dieu aussy selon qu'il a dit, je m'en vay a mon pere & vostre pere, a mon Dieu & a vostre Dieu.

Ainsy vous voyez que nous nous tenons aux verités divines. Nous avons la religieuse ve∣neration pour la sainte ecriture. Avec tout cela

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nous sommes serviteurs tres humble des mes∣sieurs les trinitaires,—penes quos mundanae fa∣bulae actio est, & il ne tient pas a nous que nous ne courrious de tout nostre coeur a leurs autels, s'ils vouloyent nous faire la grace de souffrir nostre simplicité en Jesus Christ, & de ne pas vouloir nous obliger a la confession de supplements a la sainte ecriture* 5.20

* 5.21§. 8. The great and excellent Faustus Socinus was born at Sienna, in the year 1539, and died at Luclavie, the third of March, 1604, aged 65. His book in defence of the authority of the sacred scriptures is a match∣less performance; and if he had never writ∣ten any thing else, is alone sufficient to render his memory glorious, and precious to all true christians. Get this book, if you can. It is the finest defence of your Bible that was ever published. (Steinfurti, A. 1611. edit. Vorst.) And yet, such is the malignity of orthodoxy, that a late great prelate, Dr. Smalbroke, Bp. of Litchfield and Coventry, (who died A. D. 1749) could not help blackening the author when he mentioned the work: his words are these; — "And if Grotius was more especi∣ally assisted by the valuable performance of a writer, otherwise justly of ill fame, I mean, Faustus Socinus's little book De Auctoritate S. Scripturae, this assistance," &c. 2d charge to

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the clergy of St. David's, p. 34. — Here the admirable Faustus, a man of as much piety, and as good morals, as hath lived since the apostles time, who truly and godly served the almighty and everlasting God, through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, is painted by this eminent hand a man of ill fame; and for no other reason but because his heavenly religion made him oppose the orthodox heresy of three Gods, as taught in the creed of Atha∣nasius; and piously labour, by the purity of his doctrine and example, to keep the world from corruption.

Let us then be careful to confess the holy unitarian faith. Let us take the advice of Socinus, and be original christians. Let there not be in our religion a God compounded of three supreme spirits, equal in power and all possible perfections. Let us worship the Invi∣sible Father, the first and chief Almighty Being, who is one supreme universal Spirit, of peerless Majesty; and, as the inspired apostles direct, let us worship him through his most glorious Image, the Man Christ Jesus; our Redeemer and Mediator, our King and our Judge.

N. B. Though the reverend Dr. Heath∣cote hath been very unfriendly in his account of the Christians he calls Socinians, in his Observations before mentioned, yet you are not from thence to conclude that he belongs

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to the Orthodox Party. He is far from it. and therefore I recommend to your perusal not only his Cursory Animadversions upon free and candid Disquisitions, and his finer Boyle-Lecture Sermons on the Being of God, but also his Cursory Animadversions upon the Controver∣sy, concerning the miraculous Powers, and his Remarks on Chapman's Credibility of the Fa∣thers Miracles. They are three excellent pamphlets. The first is against the scholastic Trinity. And the others on the side of Doctor Middleton, against the miracles of the Fathers.

Note Reader, Dr. Heathcote's two pam∣phlets on the side of Dr. Middleton, and the Rev. Mr. Toll's admirable pieces in vindica∣tion of the Doctor against the miracles of the Fathers, will give you a just and full idea of the late controversy. Mr. Toll's pieces are called — A Defence of Dr. Middleton's Free Enquiry — Remarks upon Mr. Church's Vin∣dication — And his Sermon and Appendix a∣gainst Dr. Church's Appeal.

And if you would see all that can be said in relation to this matter, get likewise Dr. Syke's Two previous Questions: and the Two previous Questions impartially considered; by the same author.

Remarks on two Pamphlets against Dr. Mid∣dleton's Introductory Discourse: — Two Let∣ters to the Rev. Mr. Jackson, in Answer to his Remarks on Middleton's Free Inquiry: — And, A View of the Controversy, concerning

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the miraculous Powers, supposed to have sub∣sisted in the Christian Church through several successive Centuries.

These pamphlets will bind into two large octavo volumes, and make a valuable collec∣tion of critical religious learning.

Note, Reader, of that admirable work, called Bibliotheca Fratrum Polonorum, by So∣cinus, Crellius, Sclichtingius, and Wolzgoenius, 6 tomes, fol. Irenopoli 1656. The first and second volumes are the writings of Socinus; the third and fourth by Crellius; the fifth by Sclichtingius; and the sixth by Wolzogenius: they are all well worth your reading, as they contain the most valuable and excellent learn∣ing; and especially Socinus and Crellius. In another place, (where you will find me alone in a solitude) I shall give some curious ex∣tracts from the works of these great, injured men, and a summary of their lives.

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SECTION VIII.

When Love's well tim'd, 'tis not a fault to love; The strong, the brave, the virtuous, and the wise, Sink in the soft captivity together.

* 5.22FROM Knaresborough, I went to Harro∣gate again, and there found the fol∣lowing letter, of an old date, left for me.

SIR,

As you told me, you intended to go to London soon, and business obliges me to ride up to the capital a few weeks hence, I should take it as a great favour, if you would make Westmoreland your way, and through Lancashire to the Chester road, that I may have your protection and guid∣ance in this long journey.

I am, Sir, Your humble servant, Maria Spence.

Cleator, six miles to the south-west of Wharton-Hall.

This letter surprized me. Yes, dear crea∣ture, I said, I will make Westmoreland my way to London. At four in the morning I mounted my horse, and rid to Cleator. I arrived there at six in the evening, and had travelled that day 75 miles; to wit, from

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Harrogate to Boroughbridge, 8; from thence to Catarric, 22; to Gretabridge, 15; to Bows, 6; to Brugh in Westmoreland, 12; to Kirkby-Steven, near Wharton-Hall, 6; to Cleator, 6: — 75 miles. I dined at Catarric on a hot pigeon-pye just drawn, and ale of one ear, that is, admirable, (as Rabelais means by the phrase, "We had wine of one ear," alluding to the one shake of the head to the right shoulder, when a thing is excellent); and I gave the horses another feed of corn at Bows, the George, kept by Railton the Qua∣ker (an excellent inn, and the master of it an instructive and entertaining orator). I mention these things for your benefit, reader, that you may know where to stop to advan∣tage, if you should ever ride over the same ground I went that day.(13) 6.1

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When I came to Miss Spence's door, I sent in my name by a servant, and immediately Maria came out herself to welcome me to Cleator. She told me she was glad to see me, and extremely obliged to me, for rid∣ing so many miles out of my way, to travel up with her to London; but as she had never been further from home than Harro∣gate, and was afraid of going such a journey by herself, she writ to me, in hopes curiosity and my great complaisance to the ladies, might induce me to take Cleator in my way to town, tho' so much about: but as so many weeks had passed since she came away from the Wells, and she heard nothing of me, she had laid aside all expectation of my coming. This made the visit the more pleasing.

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In answer to this, I replied, that if I had got her letter sooner, I would have been with her long before: but that was not pos∣sible, as I had been at a little lodge and farm of mine in the northern extremity of West∣moreland, to settle things there, and returned

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to Harrogate but yesterday, when I had the honour of receiving your letter, and upon reading it, set out at day-break this morning to kiss your hand, and execute any com∣mands.

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* 8.2§. 2. Here an excellent hot supper was brought in, and after it, Miss Spence said, she was surprized to hear I was an inhabitant of Westmoreland, as she had never heard of

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me in the north, nor seen me at Harrogate before the other day.

I told her I was a stranger in the county, and by a wonderful accident, as I travelled a

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few years ago out of curiosity, and in search of a friend, up Stanemore-hills, I became pos∣sessed of a lodge I had on the northern edge

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of Westmoreland, where I lived a considera∣ble time, and once imagined I should never leave it, as it is the most romantic and the most beautiful solitude in the world.

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While I was giving this short relation, Miss Spence seemed greatly amazed, and her uncle, an old clergyman, who had looked with great attention at me, hoped it would be no offence to ask me how old I was.

None at all, Sir, I replied. I want some months of twenty-six; and though I dance and rattle at the wells, and am now going up to London, where all is tumult and noise,

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yet my passion for still life is so great, that I prefer the most silent retreat to the pleasures and splendors of the greatest town. If it was in my power to live as I please, I would pass my days unheard of and unknown, at Orton-Lodge, so my little silent farm is called, near the southern confines of Cumberland, with some bright partner of my soul. I am sure I should think it a compleat paradise to live in that distant solitude with a woman of Miss Spence's form and mind.

But tell me, I request, Maria said, how did you get to the confines of Westmoreland over Stanemore hills, and what was that ac∣cident that put you in possession of Orton-Lodge? It must be a curious account, I am sure.

This, I replied, you shall hear to-morrow morning after breakfast; there is not time for it now. All I can say at present is, that it was love kept me among the mountains for some years, and if the heaven-born maid (vastly like you, Miss Spence, she was) had not, by the order of heaven, been removed to the regions of immortality and day, I should not have left the solitude, nor would you ever have left the solitude, nor would you ever have seen me at Harrogate: but de∣stiny is the dirigent: mutable is the condition of mortals, and we are blind to futurity and the approaches of fate. This led me over the vast mountains of Stanemore, enabled me

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to cross the amazing fells of Westmoreland, and brought me to that spot, where I had the honour and happiness of becoming ac∣quainted with Miss Spence. Thus did we chat till eleven, and retired to our chambers.

But the old gentleman, the doctor, when he came with me into my apartment, told me we must have one bottle more, for it was his nightcap, without which he could not sleep: he then bid the servant make haste with it, and when that was out, we had another. He was a sensible agreeable man, and pleased me very much, as he appeared a zealous friend to the illustrious house of Hanover; whereas almost all the clergymen I had been in company with since I came to England, were Jacobites, and very violent ones.

* 8.3§. 3. I remember, among other things, I asked this Divine, over our wine, — If popery is ever so corrupt, could men be de∣barred of their rights for an attachment to it? — Are not crowns hereditary? — And is not treason in our country stamped with so peculiar an infamy, as involving the delinquent's innocent children in the forfei∣tures, or penal consequences that await it, on purpose to check the rebellion of Britons by such an accumulated punishment of evil doers?

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To this the doctor replied, that the exclu∣sion of a popish prince must be lawful, if we ought to secure our property and religion, and, as in duty bound, oppose his trampling upon the laws, and his own solemn declarations. If the people have privileges and interests, they may defend them, and as justifiably op∣pose notorious domestic oppressions, as foreign invasions. The head of the community, has no more a licence to destroy the most mo∣mentous interests of it, than any of the infe∣rior members, or than any foreign invader. If a king has no passion to indulge, incom∣patible with the welfare of his people, then, as protection and obedience are reciprocal, and cannot subsist, the one without the other, it must be a crime in the people not to ho∣nour, and obey, and assist the royal autho∣rity. It is not only the interest but the duty of the subject to obey the prince, who is true to the important trust reposed in him, and has the welfare of the people at heart. But such a king cannot be a papist. The Romish prince will not only stretch a limited preroga∣tive into lawless power, and grasp at absolute monarchy; but will break through the most sacred ties, and subvert the rights he was sworn to guard, to re-establish popery in this kingdom. Could James the Second have kept the seat of government, and baffled all opposition, we may conclude from what he

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did, from his trampling upon the laws, and his own solemn declarations; from his new court of inquisition (the high commission court) to subvert the constitution of the church of England, and to lay waste all its fences against popery; from that furious act of his power, which fell on Magdalen-college, and his two cruel acts of parliament in Ireland, (repeal of the act of settlement, by which the protestant gentlemen were deprived of their estates; and the act of attainder, by which they were to be hanged, for going to beg their bread in another country, after they had been robbed of all in their own by their king, who had sworn to protect them); from hence, I say, it is plain, that if James could have sat firm upon the throne, his misguided con∣science would have induced him to the most inhuman acts of violence. He would have proceeded to the barbarities; and rekindled the flames of Mary. Had he continued to reign over these kingdoms, it is most certain, that instruction and persuasion only would not have been the thing, but where instruc∣tion and persuasion failed, imprisonments, tortures, death, would have been used, to compel us to believe all the gross absurdities of Rome, their impieties go God, and contra∣dictions to common sense. We must throw away our reason and our bibles, the noblest gifts of heaven, and neither think nor speak,

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but as we are bid by men no wiser than our∣selves; or, we must expire under torments as great as the devil and the monks could de∣vise. It was therefore necessary, for the pre∣servation of our church and state, to exclude James and his popish heirs. The common welfare required this salutary precaution. The collected interest of the community is the pri∣mary end of every law.

All this, I said, seems quite right. To be sure, during that short twilight of power, which dawned upon popery in England in the years 1689 and 90, its rage was imprudent. It did discover its fury and resentment. In one of the Irish acts you have mentioned, more than 2000 people were attainted, and some of them the most noble and venerable cha∣racters in Ireland. Yet had success attended the arms of James, this would have been but the beginning of sorrows. And probably a son of christian Rome would have proscribed more in these two islands, than in heathen Rome, out of the whole vast Roman empire, were given up to destruction for their virtue, by the cruel triumvirate, Augustus, Antony, and Lepidus: And of consequence, since dear experience convinced, it was equally absurd and vain, to imagine that a popish head would govern a protestant church by any councils, but those of popish priests, as it was to imagine that a popish king

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would govern a protestant state by any councils, but those of popish counsellors; it must therefore be owned, that the Lords, and others, assembled at Nottingham, were just in declaring, that King James's admini∣strations were usurpations on the constitution; and that they owned it rebellion to resist a king that governed by law; but to resist a tyrant, who made his will his law, was nothing but a necessary defence. This, to be sure, is just. But still, if crowns are hereditary, and one severe punishment of treason was intended to check all rebellion, were we not a little too hasty in the affair of the Revolution? And might we not have expected something better from the good sense and good nature of James, if we had waited a while, till he could see the folly of his proceedings?

To this the Doctor replied, that as to James's good sense, it never appeared he had any: and in respect of his many real good qualities, they were extinguished by his bi∣gotry, and could never be of service to a protestant spirit, the spirit of freemen: it was therefore incumbent on them, who knew and loved the invaluable blessings they en∣joyed, to act as they did; that is, as the wisdom of our constitution requires in such cases.

As to the crown's being hereditary,—and the severe punishment of treasons; — in re∣spect

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of the first particular, there is no na∣tural or divine law declares crowns heredi∣tary. If a certain rule of succession has been established in most kingdoms, the single point of view in it was public good, or a prevention of those intestine commotions, which might attend an election: But as every rule is dispensible, and must give way when it defeats the end for which it was ap∣pointed; should the customary succession in a kingdom prove at any time productive of much greater evils than those it was intended to obviate, it may questionless be superseded occasionally. This point is evident from rea∣son. Though the crown in our own country is generally hereditary, yet that right is to be set aside, if the security of our civil and religious liberty requires it. If the pretence of James was a right to dominion, in opposi∣tion not only to the sense of the legislature, but to that of the nation, then the popish prince was justly excluded, for denying the public good to be the supreme law. Had the right he claimed been established, then our religion, our liberties, and the safety of our fortunes, had been no longer our own. In case of such establishment, the glory of our constitution was no more. The sum of the matter is, the royal family of the Steuarts being Roman Catholics, makes their case simi∣lar to an extinction of it.

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And as to the accumulated punishment of treason in Great Britain, that can only be designed as a powerful check to rebellion, against a king whose darling view is the welfare of the people. No infamy, for∣feitures, or death, can be too severe for the man, who rebels against a prince that go∣verns for the good of the people, and en∣deavours to transmit our state safe to poste∣rity. To plot against such a sovereign is a great crime indeed. To conspire against a prince, whose life is of the utmost conse∣quence to the community, is an enormity that ought to be stamped with a peculiar in∣famy, and punished in the severest manner. But it can be no treason to act against a papist, who violates every maxim of our constitution, and by every maxim of popery labours to destroy our religion and liberties. Every man may repel unlawful attempts upon his person and property, and is armed by God with authority for self-defence.

To this it was replied, that I thought the Doctor quite right, and for my own part was determined to oppose a popish prince, whenever he comes on with his unalienable and indefeasible claim, to introduce his absurd and cruel religion, to deprive us of our rational christianity, and make us slaves, instead of free-born subjects. No popish James, to write our themes, but (filling a bumper) may this

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nation be ever happy in a king whose right is founded upon law, and who has made it the rule of his government. May Britons ever remember the merciless rage of popery, and the envious malice of France; each ready to lay waste the whole fabric of our excel∣lent constitution, and cry aloud, with all the embittered sons of Edom, Down with it, down with it, even to the ground. — Here the clock struck one, and we parted.

* 8.4§. 4. Early the next morning I was up, according to my wont, and walked out, to look at the place. Cleator is one of the finest spots that can be seen; in a wild romantic country. The natural views are wonderful, and afford the eye vast pleasure. The charm∣ing prospects of different kinds, from the edges of the mountains, are very fine:—The wind∣ing hills, pretty plains, vast precipices, hang∣ing woods, deep vales, the easy falls of wa∣ter in some places, and in others cataracts tumbling over rocks, — form all together the most beautiful and delightful scenes. All the decorations of art are but foils and sha∣dows to such natural charms.

In the midst of these scenes, and in a theatrical space of about two hundred acres, which the hand of nature cut, or hollowed out, on the side of a mountain, stands Cleator-Lodge, a neat and pretty mansion.

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Near it were groves of various trees, and the water of a strong spring murmured from the front down to a lake at the bottom of the hill.

* 8.5§. 5. This was Miss Spence's country-house. Here the wise and excellent Maria pass'd the best part of her time, and never went to any public place but Harrogate once a year. In reading, riding, fishing, and some visits to and from three or four neighbours now and then, her hours were happily and usefully employed. History and Mathema∣tics she took great delight in, and had a very surprising knowledge in the last. She was another of those ladies I met with in my travels, who understood that method of cal∣culation, beyond which nothing further is to be hoped or expected; I mean the arithmetic of fluxions.

Very few men among the learned can consider magnitudes as generated by motion, or determine their proportions one to another from the celerities of the motion by which they are generated. I question if the Criti∣cal Reviewers can do it (I am sure they cannot), though they have made so licen∣tiously free with me. They may however pretend to know something of the matter, and so did Berkley, late Bishop of Cloyne in Ireland: yet that prelate, in reality, under∣stood

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no more of the method than a porter does, though he presumed to write against it, and the divine Newton, the inventor of it: I say it. But Maria Spence, in the 24th year of her age (at this time), was a master in the fluxionary way. She had not only a clear and adequate notion of fluxions, but was able to penetrate into the depths of this science, and had made sublime discoveries in this incom∣parable method of reasoning. She astonished me. I thought Mrs. Burcott and Mrs. Flet∣cher (mentioned in my first volume, p. 275.) were very extraordinary women, on account of their knowledge in algebra, and the sine answers they gave to the most difficult pro∣blems in universal arithmetic: but this sort of reasoning is far inferior to the fluxionary method of calculation; as the latter opens and discovers to us the secrets and recesses of nature, which have always before been locked up in obscurity and darkness. By fluxions, such difficulties are resolved, as raise the won∣der and surprise of all mankind, and which would in vain be attempted by any other method whatsoever. What then must we think of a young woman well skilled in such work; — not only able to find the fluxions of flowing or determinate quantities, that is, the velocities with which they arise or begin to be generated in the first moments of formation (called the velocities of the in∣cremental

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parts), and the velocities in the last ratio's, as vanishing or ceasing to be; but from given fluxions to find the fluents; — and be ready in drawing tangents to curves; in the solution of problems de maximis & mi∣nimis, that is, the greatest or least possible quantity attainable in any case; in the in∣vention of points of inflection and retro∣gression; in finding the evoluta of a given curve; in finding the caustic curves, by re∣flection and refraction, &c. &c. — this was amazing beyond any thing I had seen; or did ever see since, except Mrs. Benlow of Richmondshire, with whom I became ac∣quainted in 1739. (See Memoirs of several Ladies of Great Britain, Vol. I.) With astonishment I beheld her. I was but a young beginner, or learner, in respect of her, though I had applied so close to fluxions (af∣ter I had learned algebra), that my head was often ready to split with pain; nor had I the capacity, at that time, to comprehend thoroughly the process of several operations she performed with beauty, simplicity, and charming elegance. Admirable Maria! No one have I ever seen that was her superior in this science: one equal only have I known, the lady a little before mentioned. And does not this demonstrate, that the faculties and imagination of women's minds, properly cul∣tivated, may equal those of the greatest

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men?* 8.6 And since women have the same im∣provable minds as the male part of the spe∣cies, why should they not be cultivated by the same method? Why should reason be left to itself in one of the sexes, and be dis∣ciplined with so much care in the other. Learning and knowledge are perfections in us not as we are men, but as we are rational creatures, in which order of beings the female world is upon the same level with the male. We ought to consider in this particular, not what is the sex, but what is the species they belong to. And if women of fortune were so considered, and educated accordingly, I am sure the world would soon be the better for it. It would be so far from making them those ridiculous mortals Moliere has described under the character of learned ladies; that it would render them more agreeable and use∣ful, and enable them by the acquisition of true sense and knowledge, to be superior to gayety and spectacle, dress and dissipation. They would see that the sovereign good can be placed in nothing else but in rectitude of conduct; as that is agreeable to our nature; conducive to well-being; accommodate to all places and times; durable, self-derived, indeprivable; and of consequence, that on rational and masculine religion only they can rest the soal of the foot, and the sooner they turn to it, the happier here and hereafter they shall be.

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Long before the power of sense, like the set∣ting sun, is gradually forsaking them, (that power on which the pleasures of the world depend) they would, by their acquired un∣derstanding and knowledge, see the folly of pleasure, and that they were born not only to virtue, friendship, honesty, and faith, but to religion, piety, adoration, and a generous sur∣render of their minds to the supreme cause. They would be glorious creatures then. Every family would be happy.

But as to Miss Spence, this knowledge, with a faultless person, and a modesty mor graceful than her exquisite beauty, were not the things that principally charmed me: nor was it her conversation, than which nothing could be more lively and delightful: nor her fine fortune. It was her manners. She was a Christian Deist, and considered Benevolence and Integrity as the essentials of her religion. She imitated the piety and devotion of Jesus Christ, and worshipped his God and our God, his Fa∣ther and our Father, as St. John expressly stiles the God of Christians, xx. 17. She was extremely charitable to others, and con∣sidered conscious virtue as the greatest orna∣ment and most valuable treasure of human nature. Excellent Maria!

* 8.7§. 6. With this young lady, and her two servants (her footman and her woman,) I

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went up to London.* 8.8 We set out from Cleator the 31st day of July, and without meeting with any mischief in all that long way, came fafe to London. We were nine days on the road; and as the weather was fine, and our horses excellent, we had a charming journey. My companion was so agreeable, that had it been two thousand miles from Cleator to London, instead of 272, I should still have thought it too short. Her conversation was so various and fine, that no way could seem tiresome and tedious to him that travelled with her. Her notions and remarks were ever lively and instructive. It was vast plea∣sure to hear her, even on the driest and most abstruse subjects, on account of the admira∣tion her discourse raised, and the fine know∣ledge it communicated, to one who under∣stood her. I will give an instance.

§. 7. In riding over the mountains the first day, we missed the road in the evening, and instead of getting to a very good inn, where we intended to rest, we were forced to stop at a poor little public house, and right glad to get in there, as the evening was tem∣pestuous and wet, dark and cold. Here we got some bacon and fresh egges for supper, and the ale was good, which amused us well enough till nine o'clock. We then proposed to play at cribbage for an hour, and called for a pack

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of cards; but they had none in the house, and we were obliged to divert ourselves with conversation, till it was time to retire. Miss Spence began in the following manner.

* 8.9Was Newton, Sir, or Leibnitz, the author of that method of calculation, which lends its aid and assistance to all the other mathe∣matical sciences, and that in their greatest wants and distresses? I have heard a foreigner affirm, that the German was the inventor of fluxions.

That cannot be (I replied). In the year 1696, Dr. Barrow received from Mr. New∣ton a demonstration of the rule of the qua∣drature of curves, which the Doctor com∣municated to Mr. Collins; and as this is the foundation of fluxions, and the differential calculus, it is evident Mr. Newton had in∣vented the method before that time.

In the beginning of the year 1673, Leibnitz was in England, again in October 1676; and the interval of this time he spent in France, during which he kept a correspondence with Oldenburgh, and by his means with J. Col∣lins; and sometimes also with Newton, from the last of whom he received a letter, dated June 18, 1676, wherein is taught the me∣thod of reducing quantities into infinite se∣ries, that is, of exhibiting the increments of flowing quantities. This method was utterly

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unknown to Leibnitz, before he received the abovesaid letter of Newton's, as he himself acknowledges in a letter to Oldenburgh, dated August 27, 1676; for before that time, he says in his letter, he was obliged to trans∣form an irrational quantity into a rational fraction, and then by division, after the me∣thod of Mercator, to reduce the fraction into a series.

It is likewise certain, that Leibnitz did not then understand these series, because, in the same letter, he desires Newton would ex∣plain to him the manner how he got these series. And again in a second letter from Newton to Leibnitz, dated October 24, 1676, he gives yet clearer hints of his method, and illustrates it by examples, and lays down a rule, by which, from the ordinates of certain curves, their areas may be obtained in finite terms, when it is possible.

By these lights, and assisted by such ex∣amples, the acute Leibnitz might have learn∣ed the Newtonian method.

It is plain he did so; for in 1684, he first published, in the Leipsic Acts, his Elements of the Differential Calculus, without pretend∣ing to have had the method before the year 1677, the year he received the two letters from Newton: and yet, when Sir Isaac pub∣lished his books of the number of curves of the first kind, and of the quadrature of fi∣gures,

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the editors of the Acts said Leibnitz was the first inventor of the differential cal∣culus, and Newton had substituted fluxions for differences, just as Honoratus Faber, in his Synopsis Geometrica, had substituted a pro∣gression of motion for Cavallerius's method of indivisibles; that is, Leibnitz was the first inventor of the method, Newton had received it from him (from his Elements of the Diffe∣rential Calculus), and had substituted fluxions for differences; but the way of investigation in each is the same, and both center in the same conclusions.

This excited Mr. Keil to reply; and he made it appear very plain from Sir Isaac's letters, published by Dr. Wallis, that he (Newton) was the first inventor of the al∣gorith, or practical rules of fluxions; and Leibnitz did no more than publish the same, with an alteration of the name, and manner of notation. This however did not silence Leibnitz, nor satisfy the foreigners who ad∣mired him. He abused Dr. Keil, and ap∣pealed to the Royal Society against him; that they would be pleased to restrain the Doc∣tor's vain babblings and unjust calumniations, and report their judgment as he thought they ought to do, that is, in his favour. But this was not in the power of the Society, if they did justice; for it appeared quite clear to a committee of the members, appointed

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to examine the original letters, and other papers, relating to the matter, which were left by Mr. Oldenburgh and Mr. J. Collins, that Sir Isaac Newton was the first inventor of fluxions; and accordingly they published their opinion. This determines the affair. When this is the case, it is senseless for any foreigner to say Leibnitz was the author of fluxions. To the divine Newton belongs this greatest work of genius, and the noblest thought that ever entered the human mind.

It must be so (Maria replied): As the case is stated, Sir Isaac Newton was most certainly the inventor of the method of fluxions: And supposing Leibnitz had been able to discover and work the differential cal∣culus, without the lights he received from Newton, it would not from thence follow, that he understood the true method of fluxions: for, though a differential has been, and to this day is, by many, called a fluxion, and a fluxion a differential, yet it is an abuse of terms. A fluxion has no relation to a diffe∣rential, nor a differential to a fluxion, The principles upon which the methods are founded shew them to be very different; notwithstanding the way of investigation in each be the same, and that both center in the same conclusions: nor can the differen∣tial method perform what the fluxionary

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method can. The excellency of the fluxion∣ary method is far above the differential.

This remark on the two methods sur∣prized me very much, and especially as it was made by a young lady. I had not then a notion of the difference, and had been taught by my master to proceed on the prin∣ciples of the Differential Calculus. This made me request an explication of the mat∣ter, and Maria went on in the following manner.

Magnitudes, as made up of an infinite number of very small constituent parts put together, are the work of the Differential Calculus; but by the fluxionary method, we are taught to consider magnitudes as generated by motion. A described line in this way, is not generated by an apposition of points, or differ∣entials, but by the motion or flux of a point; and the velocity of the generating point in the first moment of its formation, or ge∣neration, is called its fluxion. In forming magnitudes after the differential way, we conceive them as made up of an infinite num∣ber of small constituent parts, so disposed as to produce a magnitude of a given form; that these parts are to each other as the mag∣nitudes of which they are differentials; and that one infinitely small part, or differential, must be infinitely great, with respect to an∣other

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other differential, or infinitely small part: but by fluxion, or the law of flowing, we deter∣mine the proportion of magnitudes one to another, from the celerities of the motions by which they are generated. This most certainly is the purest abstracted way of rea∣soning. Our considering the different de∣grees of magnitude, as arising from an in∣creasing series of mutations of velocity, is much more simple, and less perplexed than the other way; and the operations founded on fluxions, must be much more clear, accu∣rate, and convincing, than those that are founded on the Differential Calculus. There is a great difference in operations, when quan∣tities are rejected, because they really vanish; —and when they are rejected, because they are infinitely small: the latter method, which is the differential, must leave the mind in ambiguity and confusion, and cannot in many cases come up to the truth. It is a very great error then to call differentials, flux∣ions, and quite wrong to begin with the dif∣ferential method, in order to learn the law or manner of flowing.

With amazement I heard his discourse, and requested to know by what master, and what method, she obtained these notions; for they were far beyond every thing on the sub∣ject that I had ever met with. What she said concerning the nature and idea of flux∣ions,

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I though just and beautiful, and I be∣lieve it was in her power, to shew the bases on which they are erected.

* 8.10My master, Sir, (Maria answered) was a poor traveller, a Scotchman, one Martin Murdoch, who came by accident to my father's house, to ask relief, when I was about fifteen years old. He told us, he was the son of one▪ of the ministers of Scotland, and came from the re∣motest part of the Highlands: that his father taught him mathematics, and left him, at his death, a little stock on a small farm; but misfortunes and accidents obliged him in a short time to break up house, and he was go∣ing to London, to try if he could get any thing there, by teaching arithmetic of every kind. My father, who was a hospita∣ble man, invited him to stay with us a few days, and the parson of our parish soon found, that he had not only a very extraordinary un∣derstanding, but was particularly excellent at figures, and the other branches of the ma∣thematics. My father upon this agreed with him to be my preceptor for five years, and during four years and nine months of that time, he took the greatest pains to make me as perfect as he could in arithmetic, tri∣gonometry, geometry, algebra, and fluxions. As I delighted in the study above all things, I was a great proficient for so few years, and had Murdoch been longer with me, I should

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have been well acquainted with the whole glorious structure: but towards the end of the fifth year, this poor Archimedes was un∣fortunately drowned, in crossing one of our rivers, in the winter time, and went in that uncomfortable way, in the thirty-sixth year of his age, to the enjoyment of that felicity and glory, which God has prepared for a virtuous life and honest heart. Why such men, as the poor and admirable Murdoch, have often such hard measure in this world, is not in my power to account for; nor do I believe any one can: but what I tell you is one of those surprizing things, and I la∣mented not a little the loss of such a master. Still however I continued to study by many written rules he had given me, and to this day, mathematics are the greatest pleasure of my life.

As to our method, my master, in the first place, made me perfectly understand arith∣metic, and then geometry and algebra, in all their parts and improvements, the methods of series, doctrine of proportions, nature of loga∣rithms, mechanics, and laws of motion: from thence we proceeded to the pure doctrine of fluxions, and at last looked into the Differential Calculus. In this true way my excellent master led me, and in the same difficult path every one must go, who intends to learn Fluxions. I would be but lost labour for any person to

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attempt them, who was unacquainted with these Precognita.

When we turned to fluxions, the first thing my master did, was to instruct me in the arithmetic of exponents, the nature of powers, and the manner of their generation. We went next to the doctrine of infinite series; and then, to the manner of generating ma∣thematical quantities. This generation of quantities was my first step into fluxions, and my master so amply explained the nature of them, in this operation, that I was able to form a just idea of a first fluxion, though thought by many to be incomprehensible. We proceeded from thence to the notation and algorithm of first fluxions; to the finding second, third, &c. fluxions; the finding flux∣ions of exponential quantities; and the fluents from given fluxions; to their uses in drawing tangents to curves; in finding the areas of spaces; the valves of surfaces; and the contents of solids; their percussion, oscillation, and centers of gravity. All these things my master so happily explained to my understanding, that I was able to work with ease, and found no more difficulty in conceiving an adequate notion of a nascent or evanescent quantity, than in forming a true idea of a mathematical point. In short, by the time I had studied fluxions two years, I not only understood their fun∣damental principles and operations, and could investigate, and give the solution of the most

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general and useful problems in the mathe∣matics; but likewise, solve several problems that occur in the phaenomena of nature.

Here Maria stopped, and as soon as asto∣nishment would permit me to speak, I pro∣posed to her several difficult questions, I had heard, but was not then able to answer. I requested her, in the first place, to inform me, how the time of a body's descending through any arch of a cycloid was found: and if ten hundred weight avoirdupoise, hang∣ing on a bar of steel perfectly elastic, and supported at both ends, will just break the bar, what must be the weight of a globe, falling perpendicular 185 feet on the mid∣dle of the bar, to have the same effect? — My next questions were, how long, and how far, ought a given globe to descend by its comparative weight in a medium of a gi∣ven density, but without resistance, to acquire the greatest velocity it is capable of in de∣scending with the same weight, and in the same medium, with resistance? — And how are we to find the value of a solid formed by the rotation of this curvilinear space, A C D about the axis A D, the general equation, expressing the nature of the curve, being 〈 math 〉〈 math 〉— How is the center of gravity to be found of the space enclosed

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by an hyperbola, and its asymptete? And how are we to find the center of oscillation of a sphere revolving about the line P A M, a tangent, to the generating circle F A H, in the point A, as an axis?—These questions Maria answered with a celerity and elegance that again amazed me, and convinced me that, notwithstanding the Right Rev. meta∣physical disputant, Dr. Berkley, late Bishop of Cloyne in Ireland, could not understand the doctrine of fluxions, and therefore did all he could to disgrace them, and the few ma∣thematicians who have studied magnitudes as generated by motion; yet, the doctrine, as delivered by the divine Newton, may be clearly conceived, and distinctly comprehended; that the principles upon which it is founded, are true, and the demonstrations of its rules con∣clusive. No opposition can hurt it.

When I observed, that some learned men will not allow that a velocity which conti∣nues for no time at all, can possibly describe any space at all: its effect, they say, is abso∣lutely nothing, and instead of satisfying rea∣son with truth and precision, the human faculties are quite confounded, lost, and be∣wildered in fluxions. A velocity or fluxion is at best we do not know what;—whether something or nothing: and how can the mind lay hold on, or form any accurate abstract idea of such a subtile, fleeting thing?

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Disputants (Maria answered) may perplex with deep speculations, and confound with mysterious disquisitions, but the method of fluxions has no dependance on such things. The operation is not what any single abstract velocity can generate or describe of itself, but what a continual and successively variable velocity can produce in the whole: And certainly, a variable cause may produce a variable effect, as well as a permanent cause a permanent and constant effect. The dif∣ference can only be, that the continual vari∣ation of the effect must be proportional to the continual variation of the cause. The method of fluxions therefore is true, whether we can or cannot conceive the nature and manner of several things relating to them, though we had no ideas of perpetually arising increments, and magnitudes in nascent or eva∣nescent states. The knowledge of such things is not essential to fluxions. All they propose is, to determine the velocity or flowing where∣with a generated quantity increases, and to sum up all that has been generated or described by the continually variable fluxion. On these two bases fluxions stand.

This was clear and just, and shewed that the nature and idea of fluxions is agreeable to the nature and constitution of things. They can have no dependance upon any metaphy∣sical speculations, (such speculations as that

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anti-mathematician, my Lord of Cloyne, brought in, to cavil and dispute against principles he understood nothing of, and maliciously run the account of them into the dark;) but are the genuine offspring of nature and truth. An instance or two may illustrate the matter.

  • 1. A heavy body descends perpendicularly 16 1/12 feet in a second, and at the end of this time, has acquired a velocity of 32⅙ feet in a second, which is accurately known. At any given distance then from the place the body fell, take the point A in the right line, and the velocity of the falling body in the point may be truly computed: but the velo∣city in any point above A, at ever so small a distance, will be less than in A; and the ve∣locity at any point below A, at the least pos∣sible distance, will be greater than in A. It is therefore plain, that in the point A, the body has a certain determined velocity, which belongs to no other point in the whole line. Now this velocity is the fluxion of that right line in the point A; and with it the body would proceed, if gravity acted no longer on the body's arrival at A.
  • 2. Take a glass tube open at both ends, whose concavity is of different diameters in different places, and immerse it in a stream, till the water fills the tube, and flows through it. Then, in different parts of the tube, the velocity of the water will be as the squares

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  • of the diameters, and of consequence dif∣ferent. Suppose then, in any marked place, a plane to pass through the tube perpendicular to the axis, or to the motion of the water, and of consequence, the water will pass through this section with a certain determi∣nate velocity: But if another section be drawn ever so near the former, the water, by reason of the different diameters, will flow through this with a velocity different from what it did at the former, and therefore to one section of the tube, or single point only, the deter∣minate velocity belongs. It is the fluxion of the space which the fluid describes at that sec∣tion; and with that uniform velocity the fluid would continue to move, if the diameter was the same to the end of the tube.
  • 3. If a hollow cylinder be filled with wa∣ter, to flow freely out through a hole at the bottom, the velocity of the effluent will be as the height of the water, and since the sur∣face of the incubent fluid descends without stop, the velocity of the stream will decrease, till the effluent be all out. There can then be no two moments of time, succeeding each other ever so nearly, wherein the velocity of the water is the same; and of consequence, the velocity, at any given point, belongs only to that particular indivisible moment of time. Now this is accurately the fluxion of the fluid then flowing; and if, at that instant, more

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  • water was poured into the cylinder, to make the surface keep its place, the effluent would retain its velocity, and still be the fluxion of the fluid. Such are the operations of na∣ture, and they visibly confirm the nature of Fluxion. It is from hence quite clear, that the fluxion of a generated quantity, cannot re∣tain any one determined value for the least space of time whatever, but the moment it arrives at that value, the same moment it loses it again. The fluxion of such quantity can only pass gradually and successively thro' the indefinite degrees contained between the two extreme values, which are the limits thereof, during the generation of the fluent, in case the fluxion be variable: But then, though a determinate degree of fluxion does not continue at all, yet, at every determinate indivisible moment of time, every fluent has some determinate degree of fluxion; that is, every generated quantity has every where a cer∣tain rate of increasing, a fluxion whose abstract value is determinate in itself, though the fluxion has no determined value for the least space of time whatever. To find its value then, that is, the ratio one fluxion has to an∣other, is a problem strictly geometrical; not∣withstanding the Right Rev. anti-mathema∣tician has declared the contrary, in his hatred to mathematicians, and his ignorance of the true principles of mathematics.

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If my Lord of Cloyne had been qualified to examine and consider the case of fluxions, and could have laid aside that unaccountable obstinacy, and invincible prejudice, which made him resolve to yield to no reason on the subject;—not to regard even the great Maclaurin's answer to his Analyst; — he would have discovered, that it was very pos∣sible to find the abstract value of a generated quantity, or the contemporary increment of any compound quantity. By the binomial theorem, the ratio of the fluxion of a simple quantity to the fluxion of that compound quantity, may be had in general, in the lowest terms, and as near the truth as we please, whilst we suppose some very small increment actu∣ally described: And whereas the ratio of these fluxions is required for some one indi∣visible point of the fluid, in the very begin∣ning of the increment, and before it is gene∣rated, we make, in the particular case, the values of the simple increments nothing, which before was expressed in general: then all the terms wherein they are found vanish, and what is left accurately shews the rela∣tion of the fluxions for the point where the increment is supposed to commence. As the abstract value of the fluxion belongs only to one point of the fluent, the moments are made to vanish, after we have seen by their continual diminution, whither the ratio tends,

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and what it continually verges to; and this becomes as visible as the very character it is written in.

But Dr. Berkley was unacquainted with mathematical principles, and out of his aver∣sion to these sciences, and zeal for orthodoxy, cavilled and disputed with all his might, and endeavoured to bring the matter to a state unintelligible to himself, and every body else. —Here Maria had done, and for near a quar∣ter of an hour after, I sat silently looking at her, in the greatest astonishment.

But as to our travels, the 10th of August we got safe to London, and the consequence of the journey was, that the last day of the same month, I had the honour and happi∣ness of being married to this young lady.

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SECTION IX.

I am thinking with myself every day, (says one of the philosophers) how many things are dear to me; and after I have considered them as temporary and perishable, I prepare myself, from that very minute, to bear the loss of them without weakness.

CLEANTHES.(14) 8.11

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* 8.12§. 1. WISE is the man, who prepares both for his own death and the death of his friends; who makes use of the

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foresight of troubles, so, as to abate the uneasi∣ness of them, and puts in practice this reso∣lution of the philosopher. I thought of this the morning I married the beautiful and ingenious Miss Spence, (as related in the latter end of my eighth section), and deter∣mined if I lost her, to make the great af∣fliction produce the peaceable fruits of righ∣teousness. The man must feel, in such a case; the christian will submit. Before the end of six months, she died, and I mourned the loss with a degree of sorrow due to so much excellence, endearment and delight. My complaint was bitter, in proportion to the desires of nature. But as nature says, let this cup pass: grace says, let thy will be done. If the flower of all my comfort was gone — the glory departed! yet thy glory is, O man, to do the will of God, and bear the burthen

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he lays upon thee. Let nature, grace, and time, do their part, to close the wound, and let not ignorance impeach the wisdom of the most high. The cup which my father hath given me: shall I not drink? I will. I will not quarrel with providence. In short, I resigned, and not long after I had buried this admirable woman, (who died at her seat in Westmoreland,) I went into the world again, to relieve my mind, and try my fortune once more. What happened there, I will report, when I have related the extraordinary case of my wife, Miss Spence, and the four phy∣sicians I had to attend her. It is a very cu∣rious thing.

* 8.13§. 2. This young lady was seized with that fatal distemper, called a malignant fever: Something foreign to nature got into her blood, by a cold, and other accidents, it may be, and the luctus or strife to get clear thereof became very great. The effervescence or per∣turbation was very soon so violent as to shew, that it not only endangered, but would quickly subvert the animal fabrick, unless the blood was speedily dispersed, and nature got the victory by an exclusion of the noxious shut∣in particles. The thirst, the dry tongue, the coming causus, were terrible, and gave me too much reason to apprehend this charming

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woman would sink under the conflict. To save her, if possible, I sent immediately for a great physician, Dr. Sharp, a man who talked with great fluency of medicine and diseases.

This gentleman told me, the Alkaline was the root of fevers, as well as of other distem∣pers, and therefore, to take off the efferves∣cence of the blood in the ebullitions of it, to incide the viscous humour, to drain the tartarous salts from the kidnies, to allay the preternatural ferment, and to brace up the relaxed tones, he ordered orange and vinegar in whey, and prescribed spirit of sulphur, and vitriol, the cream, chrystals, and vitriolate tartar in other vehicles. If any thing can relieve, it must be plenty of acid. In acidis posita est omni curatio. But these things gave no relief to the sufferer.

I sent then in all haste for Dr. Hough, a man of great reputation, and he differed so much in opinion from Sharp, that he called an acid the chief enemy. It keeps up the luctus or struggle, and if not expelled very quickly, will certainly prove fatal. Our sheet anchor then must be the testacea, in vehicles of mineral water, and accordingly he ordered the absorbent powders to conflict with this acidity, the principal cause of all diseases. Pearl and coral, crab's eyes, and crab's claws, he prescribed in diverse forms;

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but they were of no use to the sick woman. She became worse every hour.

Dr. Pym was next called in, a great practiti∣oner, and learned man. His notion of a fever was quite different from the opinions of Sharp and Hough. He maintained that a fever was a poi∣sonous ferment or venom, which seized on the animal spirits: it breaks and smites them; and unless by alexipharmics the spirits can be ena∣bled to gain a victory in a day or two, this ferment will bring on what the Greeks call a synochus, that is, a continual fever. In that state, the venom holds fast the animal spirits, will not let them expand, or disengage them∣selves, and then they grow enraged, and tu∣multuating, are hurried into a state of explo∣sion, and blow up the fabric. Hence the inflammatory fever, according to the diverse indoles of the venom; and when the contagious miasms arrive at their highest degree, the ma∣lignant fever ariseth. The spirits are then knocked down, and the marks of the enemies weapons, the spots, &c. appear. This (the Doctor continued) is the case of your lady, and therefore the thing to be done is, to make the malignant tack about to the mild, and produce an extinction of the ferment, and relief of the symptoms. This I endeavour to do by alexipharmics and vesicatories, and by subduing the poison by the bark and the warmer antidotes. Thus did my Doctor mar∣shal

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shal his animal spirits, fight them against the enemy venom, to great disadvantage. If his talk was not romance, it was plain his spirits were routed, and venom was getting the day. His alexipharmics and warm antidotes, were good for nothing. The malady encreased.

This being the case, I sent again in haste for a fourth doctor, a man of greater learn∣ing than the other three, and therefore, in opinion, opposite, and against their manage∣ment of the fever. This great man was Dr. Frost. He was a mechanician, and af∣firmed that, the solid parts of the human body are subjected to the rules of geometry, and the fluids to the hydrostatics; and there∣fore, to keep the machine in right order, that is, in a state of health, an aequilibrium must be maintained, or restored, if destroyed. The balance must not turn to one side or the other. To restore sanity in acute cases, and in chronic too, our business is to prevent the vessels being elevated or deprest beyond the standard of nature: when either happens, the division of the blood is increased, the motion is augmented, and so beget a fever. There cannot be an inordinate elevation of the oily or fiery parts of the blood, till the vessels vibrate above the standard of nature.

In a slight fever, the blood increases but little above the balance; but if more than one day; turns to a synochus, which is but the same

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fever augmented beyond the balance of nature. This turns to a putrid synochus, and this to a causus. This is the case of your lady. From an elevated contraction (the Doctor conti∣tinued, to my amazement,) her blood obtains a greater force and motion; hence greater division, hence an increase of quantity and fluidity: and thus from greater division, mo∣tion and quantity increased, arises that heat and thirst, with the other concomitant symp∣toms of her fever; for the blood dividing faster than it can be detached through the perspirastory emunctories of the skin, is the immediate cause of the heart's preternatural beating: And this preternatural division of the blood arises from the additional quantity of obstructed perspirable matter, added to the natural quantity of the blood.

Things being so, (the Doctor went on) and the fever rising by the blood's dividing faster than can be detached by the several emunc∣tories; and this from an elevation of the solids bove the balance, we must then strive to take off the tension of the solids, and subtract the cause. This makes me begin in a manner quite contrary to the other phy∣sicians, and I doubt not but I shall soon get the better of the fury and orgasm, make an al∣teration in the black scabrous tongue, and by according with the modus of nature, throw forth the matter of the disease. I will ena∣ble

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nature to extricate herself. I hope to disentangle her from the weight.

Thus did this very learned man enlarge; and while he talked of doing wonders, the dry and parched skin, the black and brushy tongue, the crusty fur upon the teeth, and all the signals of an incendium within, de∣clared her dissolution very near. As the serum diminished fast, and the intestine motion of the crassamentum increased, nature was brought to her last struggles. All the dismal harbin∣gers of a general wreck appeared, to give the by-standers notice of approaching death. She died the ninth day, by the ignorance of four learned Physicians. — Had these Gentlemen confidered the fever no otherwise than as a dis∣ease arising from some unusual ferment, stirred up among the humours of the blood, disturb∣ing both those natural motions and functions of the body, hindering perspiration, and there∣by giving quick and large accession to such parts of the aliment or liquors taken down, as are disposed to ferment; and there is al∣ways a strong disposition that way; for the blood has a three-fold motion,—fluidity, com∣mon to all liquors,—protrusive, from the im∣pulse of the heart and arteries,—and fermen∣tative, that is, a motion throughout of all its parts, which quality is owing to the dissimi∣lar parts of the blood; — for being a com∣pound of various particles, there must be a

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colluctation when they occur, and of conse∣quence, a continual fermentation: As this is just and moderate, it is for the good of the animal, and purifies the blood: if it is too much, it tends to a fever; — if it still increa∣ses, it produces the burning causus: Hard is the struggle then, and if nature cannot dis∣pume, even helped by art, the patient has no hazard for life: Hence it is, that we are so subject to fevers, — and that it carries away more people than all the rest of the diseases: Out of every forty-two that have it; twenty-five generally die. It was so in the time of Hippocrates, 430 years before Christ: And so Dr. Sydenham and Dr. Friend found it, in their practice:

But (I say) had my four Doctors consi∣dered the fever as I have plainly stated it, without vainly pretending to be so wise as to know the essential causes of it; and in the beginning of it, before the terrible appear∣ances, the vigil, delirium, subsultus, the dry black tongue, the furred teeth, and the pale, unconcocted urine, had caused a depletion by large bleeding, had opened the pores by a mild sudorific, had then given a vomit, Rad. Ipecacuanha in small sack-whey or chicken-water, and let the sufferer indulge in that thin diluting liquor, an emulsion of the seeds and almonds in barley water, and if the patient required it, a draught of table-beer with a

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toast, between whiles; had this been done very soon, there might be relief as quickly; or if the fever still run high, to bleed again, and wash down some proper alexipharmic powder with a proper cordial julap, it is pos∣sible nature would have been able to accom∣plish the work, and health had been again restored. I use the word proper alexiphar∣mic, and proper cordial julap, because the Theriaca and Mithridatium of the shops, which are commonly, almost always ordered as an alexipharmic bole, are rather poisons than use∣ful in a fever; and because the tincture and syrup of saffron, the treacle-water, or any other distilled compound, are not fit cordials in the case; but it should be the conserva lujulae in an emulsion ex sem. fr. cum amygd. in aq. hor∣dei. This is the true alexipharmic,—and the only cordial, to be given in a fever. — But it was the destructive alexipharmics and cordials of the shops they forced down Maria's throat, and this, with the other bad prescriptions and management, killed one of the finest and most excellent women that ever lived.

And now to give the world a better idea of this admirable woman than any descrip∣tion of mine can exhibit, I shall here place a few religious little Pieces, which she writ, while Miss Spence, and which I found among her papers.

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MORAL THOUGHTS: Written by Miss SPENCE.
MORALITY.

ABSTRACT, mathematical, or physical truth, may be above the reach of the bulk and community of mankind. They have neither the leisure, nor the necessary helps and advantages to acquire the natural knowledge of arts and sciences. The many calls and importunities of the animal kind, take up the greatest part of their time, thoughts, and labor, so that the more abstract speculations, and experimental disquisitions of philosophy, are placed by providence quite out of their reach, and beyond their sphere of action.

On the contrary, moral truth, right and wrong, good and evil, the doing as we would be done by, and acting towards all men as they really are, and stand related in society; these things are as evident to the understand∣ing, as light and colors are to the eye, and may be called the intellectual, moral sense. Here needs no deep learning, or trouble and ex∣pence of education, but the same truths are as evident, and as much seen and felt by the learned and unlearned, the gentleman and

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the ploughman, the savage or wild Indian, as by the best instructed philosopher. The divine perfections shine through all nature, and the goodness and bounty of the Creator to all his creatures, impress the obligation of imitating this wisest and best of Beings upon every man's heart and conscience.

But notwithstanding the maxims of mora∣lity are thus solidly established, and adapted to all capacities; and though every man has a happiness to seek, and a main end to secure, which must be infinitely preferable to any concerns of life, yet here it is we find, that mankind in general have been most lost and bewildered, as if providence had placed their own happiness, and the way to it, more out of their power than any thing else. How this should happen, might seem unaccount∣able at first sight, and yet it can be no'great mystery to any man tolerably acquainted with the world and human nature. It is no diffi∣cult matter to discover the reasons hereof, and it is withal highly useful to give them their due considerarion.

1. The principal cause I take to be the pre∣vailing strength and bias of private, corrupt, animal affection, and desires. Reason is silenced and borne down by brutal appetite and pas∣sion. They resolve to gratify their sensual appetites and desires, and will therefore never taste or try the superior pleasures and enjoy∣ments

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of reason and virtue. But such men as these having declared open war against their own reason and conscience, and being resolved at all risks to maintain the combat, must be self-condemned, and cannot plead ignorance, or error of judgment in the case.

2. Another fundamental cause of moral error, is the prejudice and prepossession of a wrong education. False principles and ab∣surd notions of God and religion, wrought early into the tender, unexperienced mind, and there radicated and confirmed from time to time, from youth to riper age, by parents, teachers, our most intimate friends and ac∣quaintance, and such as we have the best opinion of, and confide most in; such causes make such strong impressions, that the grossest errors, thus rivetted and fixed, are with the greatest difficulty ever conquered or cleared off. In this case, men turn out well-grounded believers, and are well-armed against convic∣tion. Circumcision or baptism fixes their religion in their infancy, and their church is as natural to them as their country. Free enquiry is with them an apostasy from the orthodox party, and as the great and sure tryal of their faith and fortitude, they will hear no reasonings about the holy religion they have taken upon trust.

3. Then the few, who have applied them∣selves to the study of morality, have done it

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for the most part in a manner confused; and superficial enough: and often so, as even to build upon principles either entirely false, or obscure and uncertain; either foreign to its proper business, or mixt up with gross errors, and absurdities. From whence it comes to pass, that in all languages, the terms of mo∣rality, both in common discourse, and in the writings of the learned, are such as have the most obscure, confused, indetermined, and unfixed ideas, of any other terms whatever; men for the most part despising the things which are plain and ordinary, to run after such as are extraordinary and mysterious; and that they either will not know, or reject even truth itself, unless she brings some charm with her, to raise their curiosity, and gratify their passion for what is marvellous and un∣common.

In sum, the prejudices of the understand∣ing, the illusions of the heart, and the ty∣ranny established in the world with relation to opinions, form a grand obstacle to the se∣rious study of morality; and to the attain∣ment of a more exact knowledge of our duty. Nor is it to be expected that any will very much apply themselves to make discoveries in these matters, whilst the desire of esteem, riches, or power, makes men espouse the well-endowed opinions in fashion, and then seek arguments either to make good

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their beauty, or varnish over and cover their deformity.—Whilst the parties of men, cram their tenets down all men's throats, whom they can get into their power, without per∣mitting them to examine their truth and falsehood; and will not let truth have fair play in the world, nor men the liberty to search after it; what improvements can be expected of this kind? What greater light can be hoped for in the moral sciences? The subject part of mankind in most places might, instead thereof, with Egyptian bondage, ex∣pect Egyptian darkness, were not the candle of the Lord set up by himself in men's minds, which it is impossible for the breath of man wholly to extinguish; how much soever the infallible guides of one church, and the or∣thodox rulers of another, may scheme and la∣bour to subject conscience to human jurisdic∣tion, and bring the inward principle and mo∣tive of action within the cognizance of their political theocracy, or theocratic policy.

After all this, is it to be wondered at, that such, whose occupations and distractions of life, or want of genius and outward helps, do not allow them to engage in long and pro∣found meditations, are found to have gene∣rally understandings so short and narrow, and ideas so false or confused, in matters of mo∣rality.

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And since this is the case of the greatest part of mankind, it has no doubt been always God's will, that they, who had the greatest light, and whom his providence had furnished with the greatest helps, should communicate their knowledge to such, as were not able of themselves to acquire it so easily, or in so great a degree.

RELIGION.

What is Religion? The true, eternal, im∣mutable religion of God and nature, consists, as I opine, in the filial love and fear of God, and the brotherly love of mankind; in the practice of all those moral duties of truth and righteousness, which result from it, under a fiducial trust in, and dependence on God, and the constant sense of his power and presence in all our actions, as the rewarder of good and punisher of bad men. This is the reli∣gion founded in nature and reason, and which must be at all times and every where the same. As this religion was in a great measure lost, and neglected, amidst the general ignorance, superstition, and idolatry of the world, it was the great business and design of revelation to restore it, and set moral truth and reason in its original light, by bringing mankind to

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the right use of their reason and understand∣ing in such matters.

After Epicurus and Zeno,* 8.14 there were no new succeeding schemes of morality, but each man betook himself to that sect, where he found what most suited his own senti∣ments.

In the reign of Augustus, Potamo of Alex∣andria, introduced a manner of philosophising, which was called the Eclectic, because it consisted in collecting from all the tenets of preceding philosophers, such as appeared most reasonable; out of which they formed each man his own system of philosophy.—It ap∣pears from Cicero's works, that he was an Eclectic.

And why should it not be good in religion, as well as in philosophy? I own I am an Eclectic in divinis. And the sum of my religion is, without regard to modes or par∣ties,—so to live to the glory of the Father,—without attachment to the creature,—for the sanctification and happiness of mankind; that when this fleeting scene of sin and sorrow shall vanish, and pass away from sight, the angels of God may give my soul a safe transition to that heavenly happiness, which no thought can lay hold on, and which no art can de∣scribe.

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* 8.15The practice of reason and truth is the rule of action to God himself, and the foun∣dation of all true religion. It is the first and highest obligation of all rational beings, and our divine Lord came down from heaven to earth to teach it to mankind. Christ preached a plain doctrine to men, fitted to reform their hearts and lives—intended to make them per∣fect in self-denial, humility, love, goodness, and innocence; and to enoble them, with hearts raised above the world, to worship the Father in spirit and in truth.

But this glorious religion the Romish priests have perverted into a system of mysteries, and staring contradictions, the better to support the worst and most deplorable purposes of temporal wealth, power, pride, malice, and cruelty. In direct opposition to reason and common sense, we must commence generous believers in an ecclesiastical christianity, and confess the symbol of their holy Athanasius, though it be no more, or better, than the ef∣fects of a luxuriant fancy, without likeness and correspondency, in the real nature and reason of things; 17, 4, and 19 are 41, says convocation to his believers, and your reli∣gion, my brethren, is all a tremendous my∣stery: You must adore as such, what the In∣fidels renounce as a contradiction.

Thus shamefully do these priests sink the credibility of our gospel, and impose upon the

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silly people, a ball of wax for the religion of Jesus; making them believe contrary to knowledge, and prefer a system that is a lye against the light of nature, and the gospel.

But the chief end, duty, happiness, and highest perfection that man can arrive at, consists, and is found, in a perfect exercise of human reason.

We read in Chronicles,* 8.16 that Hezekiah be∣gan his good reign with the revival of reli∣gion, which had long suffered by the neg∣lect and profanation, or through the neglect and omission of his predecessors. To this purpose he opened the doors of the house of the Lord, and issued a decree, that all Israel should come to keep the passover, which they had not done of a long time. But as the legal cleansing and purifying, could not be performed by great numbers that did eat the passover, by the appointed time, on account of many things, and particularly the force of long interval and disuse; there∣fore this irregularity employed the devotion of the good king, as the canon of the pass∣over, under the strictest prohibition, and the severest penalty, forbid any one to eat, that did not come with outward and legal purity, No unclean person shall eat of it; and he prayed for the people, saying, The good Lord pardon every one that prepareth his heart to seek God,

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the Lord God of their fathers, though he be not cleansed according to the purification of the sanctuary; and the Lord hearkened unto Hezekiah, says the next verse, and healed the people, that is, took off the penalties of the canon, and gave them the benefit of the rite. From hence it follows, that, however defec∣tive we may be in outward rites and cere∣monies of a church, yet inward truth and purity will be accepted in default of outward things. Inward disposition is the substance of religion, and may compound for the want of outward matters; but outward service can never be accepted instead of inward pu∣rification.

And it farther follows, if the outward so∣lemnities of religion cannot be obtained upon lawful terms, (which is the case of many, in respect of Popery and Athanasian worship,) then will the good Lord pardon and be pro∣pitious to those who prepare their heart to seek him, though they be not cleansed ac∣cording to the solemn institution, and ritual purification.

This text is in the vulgar Latin, Dominus bonus propitiabitur cunctis qui in toto corde requirunt Dominum, Deum patrum suorum, et non imputabit eis quod minus sanctificati sunt.—The good Lord will be propitious to all those, who in their whole heart seek the Lord God of their fathers, and will not im∣pute

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to them their being less sanctified than they ought.

* 8.17* 8.18 Histories in all ages the full of the en∣croachments of the clergy, yet they all omit one of the most successful stratagems to in∣gross money. We are indebted to our sta∣tute-book for informing us of one of the most notorious pieces of priestcraft that ever was practised. Would one believe, that there is a country, and in Europe too, where the clergy gained such an ascendant over the minds of the people, as tamely to suffer the moveable estate of every man who died in∣testate, to be swallowed up by them; yet so prevalent was superstition in our country, that it produced a law preferring the Bishop to the next of kin; and in its extension excluding the children, the wife, and the relations of the deceased, nay the creditor; and giving all to the Bishop per aversionem. Such was the shameful rapacity of the clergy here for ages. Such a monstrous practice was esta∣blished upon this foundation, that the move∣able effects of every deceased person, his own appointment failing, ought to be laid out for promoting the good of his soul; and so the ORDINARY took possession, without deign∣ing to account with any mortal.—This began

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temp. Hen. I. when the ORDINARY, for the good of the soul of the deceased, obtained a directing power, and was in the nature of an overseer, and somewhat more. In the time of King John, the ORDINARY drew blood, as Bacon well expresses it* 8.19; for tho' the possession was as formerly, yet the divi∣dend must be in the view of the church, and by which means, the dividers were but mere instruments, and the right was vanished into the clouds. But temp. Hen. III. it was settled, the ORDINARY had not only gotten the game, but gorged it. Both right and possession were now become the clergy's: the ORDINARY was to distribute it according to pious uses: and no use so pious as to appoint to himself and his brethren.

The 1st statute that limited the power of the ORDINARY was 13th Ed. I. c. 19. By this the ORDINARY was obliged to satisfy the intestate's death so far as the goods ex∣tended.—And 31st Ed. III. cap. 2. the ac∣tual possession was taken from the ORDINA∣RY, by obliging him to give a deputation to the next and most lawful friends of the in∣testate, for administrating his goods. But this statute proved but a weak check to the avarice of the clergy. Means were fallen upon to elude it, by preferring such of the intestate's relations, who were willing to offer the best terms: this corrupt practice was suf∣fered

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in the days of Hen. VIII. when the clergy losing ground, the statute 21 Hen. VIII. was enacted, bearing, "That in case any person die intestate, or the executors re∣fuse to prove the testament, the Ordinary shall grant administration to the widow, or to the next of kin, or to both, taking surety for true administration."

This statute, as it points out the particular persons who are intitled to letters of admini∣stration, without leaving any choice to the Ordinary, was certainly intended to cut him out of all hope of making gain of the effects of persons dying intestate. But the church does not easily quit its hold. Means were fallen upon to elude this law also. Though the possession given by this statute was wrested out of the hands of the Ordinary, yet his preten∣sions subsisted intire, of calling the admini∣strator to account, and obliging him or her to distribute the effects to pious uses. This was an admirable engine in the hands of a churchman for squeezing money. An ad∣ministrator who gave any considerable share to the Bishop, to be laid out by him, with∣out doubt, in pious uses, would not find much difficulty in making his accompt. This rank abuse moved the judges solemnly to resolve, that the Ordinary, after administration granted by him, cannot compel the administrator to make distribution* 8.20. And at last, the right

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of the next of kin was fully established by statute 22 and 23 Car. II. cap. 10. This. cuts out the Ordinary intirely.

* 8.21If I thought the Athanasian creed was a part of the religion of Jesus, I should be indu∣ced to entertain a hard thought of Christianity. I should think it enjoined a slavish submission to the dictates of designing men; and instead of a reasonable service, required us to re∣nounce our understandings, to apostatize from humanity, and degenerate into brutes, by giving up our reason, which alone distin∣guishes us from them. Most unjust charge upon our holy religion! A religion, which enlarges our rational faculties, filling the mind with an astonishing idea of an eternal duration, and thereby giving us a contempt of the mean, transient pleasures of this life, and which we and the brutes enjoy in com∣mon: A religion that requires only the highest degree of reverence towards the MOST HIGH, the most refined purity of heart and mind, and the most noble and diffusive charity to∣wards all mankind: In short, that establishes righteousness upon earth, and intire obedi∣ence to the will of God; that so having put the oyl into our lamp, according to the gospel parable, it may not only measure the course of time, but light us beyond it, to the coming of the bridegroom, and the morning of eternity.

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But this will not do for the Doctors, they must have established CREDENDA for judg∣ments of all sizes—they must have a formu∣lary of dogmatic theology — an ATHANA∣SIAN JUMBLE, to support the HOLY CHURCH; though their creed burlesques mathematical certainty, and renders their ecclesiastical chri∣stianity inferior to the antient pagan religion. A trinity is the ecclesiastical God; but whether three distinct conscious beings of co-ordinate pow∣er, equal independency, and unorigination, and so THREE proper deities;—or, only three symbols of natural powers—In this the Doctors are not agreed; but the majority are for the THREE proper Deities: this heresy of three Gods we must subscribe to, or the priests will number us with the infidels, and do us all the mischief they can.—Hence it comes to pass, that humanity, sweetness of temper, and moderation, are banished from society; reli∣gion, like a cloak, is made use of to autho∣rise hatred, violence, and injustice; and the christian religion, as the priests have forged it, and shew it off, that is, upon its present foot∣ing, as an establishment, is pernicious to mankind, and ought to go, that the people may be restored again to Christ's religion, and be led to attend to the command of God; which is to believe in the name of his son Je∣sus Christ, and to love one another.

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FAITH.

"Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen;" (Heb. xi. 1.) that is, faith is such a firm persuasion as gives, as it were, a substance or present existence to the good things which we hope for, and which are not yet in being, and as engages us to depend upon the truth of unseen things, as really, as upon ocular demonstration.

—"He endured, as seeing him who is in∣visible;" (ver. 27.) that is, Moses as really be∣lieved the being and attributes of the invi∣sible God, as if he had seen him with his eyes; and fully depended upon his conduct and assistance.

The better thing provided for Christians.

"And these all having obtained a good re∣port through faith, received not the promise, God having provided some better thing for us, that they without us should not be made per∣fect;" (Heb. xi. 39, 40.) that is,—Though the upright under the law have a good cha∣racter in Scripture, and of consequence were accepted of God upon the account of their faith in the divine power and goodness, yet they received not the promised reward of an∣other life, immediately on their leaving this

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world: God provided this better thing for us Christians, that we should be made happy immediately, as soon as we leave this world, that so they might not be made happy in heaven, till Christianity commenced, and Christians should be there received to happi∣ness with them.

Note 1. It is plain from what the Apostle says before, that the thing promised is the better and more enduring substance in heaven.

2. The better thing provided for Christians, cannot be the resurrection from the dead, and the being, after that, received into the hea∣venly Jerusalem; since herein we shall have nothing better than the good people who lived under the law: therefore, better things can only mean our enjoyment of God im∣mediately upon our leaving this world.

It is strange then that Bishop Fell, and Whitby say, the better thing means the Mes∣sias, or the heavenly country to be fully pos∣sessed at the end of the world.

Of the same opinion is Pyle.—He says, our pious ancestors under the law, though in a state of rest and happiness, after death, yet received not the full and complete enjoyment of celestial glory, that being deferred till the last and great dispensation of the Messiah be

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past, that so they and sincere Christians, may be all rewarded and crowned together, with the happiness both of body and soul, at the final day of judgment: But if so, tell me Mr. Pyle, where is the better thing provided for us Christians?

3. Besides, if the Apostle may be his own interpreter, the word perfect means the in∣termediate state of good souls in paradise, and not the complete state after the resur∣rection. In the next chapter, he speaks of the spirits of the just made perfect, by which he means undoubtedly the separate souls now in glory.

In a word, the design of the Apostle was to prove that, since God has provided some better thing for us, we appear to be more in his favour; and therefore the argument from their being justified to our being justified by faith, is stronger, that is, such a faith as has an operative influence, by rendering our lives a comment upon the blessed nature of God.

And that this was the meaning of the Apostle in the something better provided for us Christians, appears yet plainer from the consequence drawn by the inspired writer, to wit, that we ought with the greater pati∣ence and courage to endure persecution, since God has provided something better for us

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than for them. If the ancient believers held out, who expected but a state of sleep, till the time of the general resurrection: much more should we patiently suffer affliction, and even death itfelf, for the sake of truth, and of the gospel, when we know, that God has promised us something better; to wit, that we shall be conducted to paradise imme∣diately after death, and be there spirits of just men made perfect, and be with Christ, which is far better than either to sleep after death, or to live longer in this world.

Let us lay aside (then) every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set be∣fore us. Let us put away every thing from us, that would hinder us from improving in virtue and goodness; looking to and imitat∣ing Jesus, the leader and captain of the faithful, and an example of spotless virtue and perfect obedience. The love of the world is enmity with God, and to place our affections here, is to vilify that better provision which he has made for us. We are but strangers and pilgrims here. The human state is but a passage, not a place of abode. It is a station of exercise and discipline, and was not designed for the place of enjoyment. That happy country is before us.

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AVOIDINGS.

Avoid all indirect arts in the pursuit of a fortune.—All unlawful methods in self-preser∣vation.—And every gratification that militates with reason and benevolence.

The Offices of a Christian.

These are heavenly-mindedness, and con∣tempt of the world, and chusing rather to die than commit a moral evil. Such things, however, are not much esteemed by the generality of Christians: Most people laugh at them, and look upon them as indiscre∣tions; therefore there is but little true chri∣stianity in the world. It has never been my luck to meet with many people that had these three necessary qualifications.—And as for the people, exclusive of their going to church to make a character—or to ogle one another—or out of superstition to perform so much opus operatum, a job of lip-service, which they idly fancy to be religion, they, I mean the great and the small, might as well be Heathens as Christians, for any real chris∣tian purpose they answer, in a strict adher∣ence to the three offices aforementioned. The name of Christian sounds over Europe, and large parts of Asia, Africa, and America:

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But if a Christian is what St. Paul defines it, to wit, a man that is heavenly-minded, that contemns the world, and would die ra∣ther than commit a moral evil, then is the number of Christians very small indeed.

The meaning of John vi. 44. No man can come to me, except the Father draw him.

That is,—No one can be a Christian, un∣less his regard for the Deity and natural religion inclines him to receive a more im∣proved scheme of religion.

But Dr. Young, in one of his sermons, ex∣plains this text in the following manner.—No one can live up to the religion of Jesus, and reach Christian perfection, unless the Father enlightens and enables him, by the operative influence of his holy spirit. We can do nothing, in respect of what ought to be done, to be more than nominal Christians, without the inward principle of sanctification.—This I think is mere methodism.

N. B. The excellent Dr. Lardner ex∣pounds the text in the following words:— No man will come to me, and receive my pure, sublime, and spiritual doctrine, unless he have first gained some just apprehensions concerning the general principles of religion. And if a man have some good notions of God, and his perfections, and his will, as

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already revealed, he will come unto me. If any man is well disposed: if he has a love of truth, and a desire to advance in virtue, and religious knowledge; he will readily hearken to me, and believe in me. Sermons, Vol. I. p. 303.

Of Baptism, in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

What is the meaning of baptizing them into the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost?

It signifies receiving men by baptism to the profession and privileges of that religion, which was taught by the Father, Son, and Spirit, that is, which the Father taught by the Son, in his life-time, and by the Spirit, after his ascension.

Or, to be baptized, is solemnly to profess our resolution to adhere to that holy doctrine, which is the mind and will of God the Fa∣ther, published to the world by his Son, whom he sent from heaven for that purpose, and confirmed by the power of the Holy Ghost.

Note, An able writer, St. Hillary, says (De Trinitate, lib. 2. ad calcem, on Matt. xxviii. 19.) that baptising in the name of the Fa∣ther, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, signifies, — In confession of the author of all

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things, and of the only begotten, and of the gift.

Of Christian Idolatry.

What a surprising incident is idolatry in the church of Christ! that after the religion of Jesus had accomplished its glorious design, and subverted idolatry and superstition through∣out the world, it should itself be wounded almost to death, by the enemy it had subdued! This is the case all over the realms of popery. And can they be said to have any true reli∣gion among them, where the theology of Athanasius prevails?

Churchism and Creeds.

I have no very good opinion of creeds. Jesus Christ came with a legatarian power from God, the Supreme Being, to declare his will to mankind; and the great work to be done, (so far as I can find in the gos∣pel,) is, the perfecting our minds in all that is truly excellent; by labouring to excel in all the virtues of the gospel, by loving the whole race of mankind with an universal charity, and striving to add to the satisfaction and happiness of all about us, and with whom we have any connexion.

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SECTION X.

Thou attribute divine! thou ray of God! Immortal reason! come, and with thee bring, In thy exulting train, invincible, The honest purpose, and the chearful heart; The joyful fancy, fill'd with images Of truth, of science, and of social love. There is no ground for fear, while we are good: Nature's the nurse, and providence the guide.

* 8.22§. I. HAVING lost Maria, as related in the ninth section, I went up to London, and on my way to the metropo∣polis, dined at a pleasant village, not far from Nottingham, where I saw two gentle∣men well worth mentioning. They were sitting in a room the waiter shewed me into, and had each of them a porringer of mutton broth. One of them seemed a little consumptive creature, about four feet six inches high, uncommonly thin, or rather exsiccated to a cuticle. His broth and bread however he supped up with some relish. He seemed to be past threescore. His name was Ribble.

The other was a young man, once very handsome, tall and strong, but so consumed

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and weak, that he could hardly speak or stir. His name was Richmond. He attempted to get down his broth, but not above a spoonful or two could he swallow. He appeared to me to be a dying man.

While I beheld things with astonishment, the servant brought in dinner, a pound of rump stakes, and a quart of green peas; two cuts of bread, a tankard of strong beer, and a pint of port wine: with a fine appetite, I soon dispatched my mess, and over my wine, to help digestion, began to sing the following lines:—

I.
Tell me, I charge you, O ye fylvan swains, Who range the mazy grove, or flow'ry plains, Beside what fountain, in what breezy bower, Reclines my charmer in the noon-tide hour?
II.
Soft, I adjure you, by the skipping fawns, By the fleet roes, that bound along the lawns; Soft tread, ye virgin daughters of the grove, Nor with your dances wake my sleeping love.
III.
Come, Rosalind, O come, and infant flow'rs Shall bloom and smile, and form their charms by yours;

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By you the lilly shall her white compose; Your blush shall add new blushes to the rose.
IV.
Hark! from yon bow'rs what airs soft warbled play! My soul takes wing to meet th' inchanting lay. Silence, ye nightingales! attend the voice! While thus it warbles, all your songs are noise.
V.
See! from the bower a form majestic moves, And smoothly gliding, shines along the groves; Say, comes a goddess from the golden spheres? A goddess comes, or Rosalind appears.

While I was singing these lines, and all the while I was at dinner, the gentlemen looked with wonder at me, and at last, as soon as I was silent, old Ribble expressed himself in the following words.— You are the most fortunate of mortals to be sure, Sir. A happy man indeed. You seem to have health and peace, contentment and tranquil∣lity, in perfection. You are the more strik∣ing, when such spectacles as my cousin Richmond (pointing to the dying gentleman in the room) and I are in contrast before you. I will tell you our stories, Sir, in re∣turn

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for your charming song, and hope what I am going to say may be of service to you, as you are coming on, and we going off from this world.

* 8.23My kinsman there, the dying Richmond, in that chair, was once a Sampson, and the handsomest man of his time, though the remains of beauty or strength cannot now be traced. By drinking and whoring he brought himself to what you see; to a state that eludes all the arts of medicine. He has an aggravated cough, which produces a fil∣thy pus of an ash-colour, streaked with blood, and mixed with filaments torn from his lungs and membranes, and with the utmost dif∣ficulty he respires. He has a perpetual vio∣lent pain in his breast, a pricking soreness in his paps when he coughs, and defects in in all his functions. He has that flux of the belly, which is called a lientery, and the fluids of his body are wasted in colli∣quative sweats. A stretching pain racks him if he lies on either side, by reason of some adhesion of the lungs to the pleura. His hair is fallen off, and his nails you see are dead-coloured, and hooked. His counte∣nance, you observe, is Hippocratical, the very image of death: his face a dead pale, his eyes sunk, his nose sharp, his cheeks hollow, his temples fallen, and his whole body thin like a skeleton. What a figure now is this

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once curled darling of the ladies: It was done, good Sir, by the hand of Intemperance.

* 8.24§. 3. As to myself, (Ribble continued,) I brought a confumption into the world with me, and by art have supported under it. I was born with the sharp shoulders you see, which are called pterogoides, or wing-like, and had a contracted thorax, and long chest, a thin and long neck, a flaccid tone of all the parts about the breast, and a very flabby contexture of the muscles all over my body: but nevertheless, by a strict temperance all my life, and by following the directions of Dr. Bennet in his Theatrum tabidorum, I have not only made life tolerable, but so removed the burden of stagnant phlegm from the tho∣rax, by throwing it down by stool, and up by expectoration, — exhaling it sometimes through the skin, and at other times digest∣ing it with fasting, that I contrive more use∣ful hours to myself than the strong and young can enjoy in their continued scenes of dissipation and riot. In me is seen the won∣derful effect of rule and sobriety. I am now past fifty several years, notwithstanding my very weak and miserable constitution, and by attending to nature, and never indulging in gratification or excess, am not only able to live without pain, but to divert life by expe∣rimental philosophy. (Ribble went on) I

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came down to this pleasant place, chiefly for the benefit of poor Richmond, my kinsman, (whom you see with his eyes shut before you, the very picture of death,) and also, with a view to do some good to myself, as it is the finest air in the world. I took a house in the village to live the more easily, as the lodging-houses are all crowded here, and resolved to amuse the days I have left in cultivating the science of chemistry; not in order to finish what nature has begun, do you see me, (as the alchymists talk,) and procure to the imperfect metals the much desired coction; but, to examine substances, and by the examination, obtain ideas of the bodies capable of the three degrees of fer∣mentation, spiritous, acetous, and putrid; and of the products of those fermentations, to wit, ardent spirits, acids analogous to those of vegetables and animals, and volatile alkalis.

To this purpose, I made for myself a laboratory, and about a year ago, began to employ my vessels and furnaces in various processes. A vast variety of entertaining things have since occurred, and my life is thereby made agreeable and pleasing; though to look at my poor frame, one would think me incapable of any satisfactions. I will give you an instance or two of my amusements, and do you judge, if they may not afford a mind more delight, than the tumultuous

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joys of love and wine, horse-racing, cock-fighting, hunting, and other violent pleasures can yield.

* 8.25§. 4. You know, good Sir, I suppose, that there are six metals, two perfect, and four imperfect. Gold and silver, perfect: the others, copper, tin, lead, and iron. Quick∣silver is by some called a seventh metal: but that I think cannot be, as it is not malle∣able. Yet it is not to be confounded with the semi-metals, as it differs from the me∣tals no otherwise than by being constantly in fusion; which is occasioned by its aptness to flow with such a small degree of heat, that be there ever so little warmth on earth, there is still more than enough to keep mer∣cury in fusion. It must be called then, in my opinion, a metallic body of a particular kind: And the more so, let me add, as art has not yet found out a way of depriving it wholly of its Phlogiston.

* 8.26I must observe to you, good Sir, in order to be intelligible in what I am saying, that the Phlogiston in metals is the matter of fire as a constituent principle in bodies. It is the element of fire combined with some other substance, which serves it as a basis for con∣stituting a kind of secondary principle; and it differs from pure fixed fire in these parti∣culars, that it communicates neither heat nor

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light,—it causes no change, but only renders body apt to fuse by the force of a culinary fire,—and it can be conveyed from body to body, with this circumstance, that the body deprived of the phlogiston is greatly altered, as is the body that receives it.

* 8.27And as to the semi-metals, (which I men∣tioned) you will be pleased to observe, that they are regulus of antimony, bismuth, zinc, and regulus of arsenic. They are not malle∣able, and easily part with their phlogiston. Zinc and bismuth are free from the poisonous quality: but arsenic is the most violent poison; especially the shining crystalline calx of it, or flowers raised by the fire, and named white arsenic: and regulus of antimony is likewise a poison; not in its nature, but because it always contains a portion of arsenic in its composition.

* 8.28Antimony is of a pretty white bright colour, and has the splendor, opacity, and gravity of a metal, but under the hammer crumbles to dust. A moderate heat makes it flow, and a violent fire dissipates it into smoke and white vapors. They adhere to cold bodies, and when the farina is collected, we call these vapors flowers of antimony.

* 8.29Butter of antimony, good Sir, that wonder∣ful corrosive, is a compound made by distil∣ling pulverized regulus of antimony, and corrosive sublimate. The production, on ope∣ration, is a white matter, thick and scarce

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fluid, which is the regulus of antimony uni∣ted with the acid of sea-salt. Here the cor∣rosive sublimate is decompounded, the mer∣cury revivified, and the acid combined with it, quits it to join the regulus of antimony, because its affinity with it is greater.

(Little Ribble, the Chemist, went on, and with difficulty I could refrain from laughing; not on account of the man's talking nonsense, for his discourse was the very reverse of that; but by reason of the gripe he had of my arm, the pulls he gave me, if I happened to look another way, and the surprising eagerness with which he spoke; which shewed, that he was chemically struck to an amazing degree.)

* 8.30But liver of antimony, good Sir, is made of equal parts of nitre and antimony. On the mixture's being exposed to the action of fire, a violent detonation ensues, and the de∣flagrating nitre consumes the sulphur of the antimony, and even a part of its phlogiston. A greyish matter remains after the deto∣nation, and this is what we call liver of anti∣mony. It contains a fixed nitre, a vitriolated tartar, and the reguline part of antimony vitrified.

* 8.31The principal use the Chemists make of antimony is to separate gold from the other metals. All metals, gold excepted, have a greater affinity with sulphur than the reguline

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part of antimony. As to gold, it is incapa∣ble of contracting any union with sulphur. If therefore I have a mass compounded of various metals, and want to get the gold out, I melt it with antimony, and as soon as it flows, every thing in the mass which is not gold, unites with the sulphur, in or of the antimony, and causes two separations, that of the sulphur of antimony from its reguline part, and that of the gold from the metals with which it was mixed: This produces two new combinations. The metals and the sul∣phur, in fusion, being lighter, rise to the sur∣face; and the gold and the reguline part of antimony being heaviest, the combination of them sinks to the bottom. Now the business is to part these two, and to this purpose, I expose the combination to a degree of fire, capable of dissipating into vapors all the semi-metal the mass contains. The reguline be∣ing volatile, goes off by the great heat, and my gold remains pure and fixed in my crucible.

* 8.32As to the antimonial wine, made by the essence of antimony, that is, by impregnating the most generous white wine, with the mi∣nims or lests of antimony, which the physi∣cians have found out, it is not the part of a chemist to speak of that; and therefore, I shall only observe to you, that it is the best vomit, the best purge, and the best thing for

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a sweat, in the world. I will tell you, good Sir, what I heard an eminent Doctor say of it. — Affirmo sanctissime, nihil inde melius, nihil tutius, nihil efficacius, deprehendi un∣quam, quam tritum illum, ac simplicem vini automonialis infusum ex vino albo gene∣roso, aromate aliquo stomachico adjecto. E∣potus largiter maximas movit vomitiones, in minuta tantùm quantitate, ad guttas puta viginta, aut triginta, adhibitus sudores elicit benignos; paulo tamen majorae aleum solvit leniter. Medicamentum, paratu quidem fa∣cillimum, at viribus maximum.—And there∣fore, good Sir, when any thing ails you, let me recommend the antimonial wine to you. Thirty drops will sweat you effectually. About forty or fifty purges in a happy man∣ner.

* 8.33But as to the second semi-metal, bismuth, it has almost the same appearance as regulus of antimony, but of a more dusky cast, inclin∣ing somewhat to red. It requires less heat than antimony to flow, and like it, and the other semi-metals, is volatile, by the action of a violent fire, and under the hammer is dust. In fusion, it mixes well with all metals, and whitens them by union, but destroys their malleability. In flowing, it loses its phlogi∣ston with its metallic form. And it has a singular property, which the other semi-metals have not, of attenuating lead so as to make

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it amalgamatic with mercury, so perfectly as to make it pass with it through shamoy lea∣ther. As soon as the amalgama is made, the bismuth goes off or separates; but the lead for ever remains united with the mercury.

* 8.34It is of a solution of the ore of bismuth, we make that very curious and useful thing, called sympathetic ink, which is a liquor of a beautiful colour, like that of the lilach or pipe-tree blossom. The process in preparing this liquor is tedious and difficult by aqua fortis, aqua re∣gis, and fire, and therefore the ink is rarely to be met with. It is not to be had, unless some gentleman who makes chemistry his employ∣ment, gives one a present of a bottle of it; as I do now to you, in hopes it may some time or other be of singular service to you; for I have conceived a great regard for you, tho' I never saw you before, as you seem not only more teachable than any I have met with, but to delight in the information I give you relating to chemical things.

Here I returned my Chemist many thanks, and professed my eternal obligation to him; that I could listen for years to him; and wished it was possible to become his disciple, that I might see him by experiment facilitate the study of a science, more entertaining, instructive, and extensively useful than any other. But how, dear Sir, am I to use this ink, you are so vastly good as to give me,

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to make it more useful than any other ink could be?

I will tell you (Ribble replied): you must write with this lilach-coloured liquor, on good well gummed paper, that does not sink; and the singularity of the ink, consists in its property of disappearing entirely, and becoming invi∣sible, though it be not touched with any thing whatever: And this distinguishes it from all others. The writing must dry in a warm air, and while it is cold no colour can be perceived: but gently warming it before the fire, the writing gradually acquires a greenish blue colour, which is visible as long as the paper continues a little warm, and disappears entirely when it cools. When other sympa∣thetic inks are made to appear by proper application, they do not disappear again; but this liquor from the ore of bismuth must have the fire or heat kept to it, to render it legi∣ble. If a man writes to his mistress, suppose, or to a minister of state, with lemon juice, once the writing has been warmed by the fire, and the letters by that means appear, the epistle may be afterwards read at any time and place; but if the lady's father should by accident get your letter, written in lilach-coloured liquor, it must still remain a secret to him: For if on getting it, and opening the seal, he could see no writing, and therefore imagining it was writ with lemon juice, or

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some other sympathetic ink, he should hold it himself to the fire, or bid his servant hold it to the heat, that the letters might be pro∣duced, and made visible, yet the moment bismuth-ink is taken away from the fire, and begins to cool, it is as invisible again, as a sheet of white paper. How serviceable this may be on various occasions, may be easily conceived.

* 8.35But as to our third semi-metal, called Zinc, this is so like bismuth to appearance, that some have confounded it with Zinc; though it differs from it essentially in its properties, and will unite with all metalline substances, ex∣cept bismuth. It is volatile by fire above all things, and makes a sublimate of the metal∣lic substances with which it is fused. Zinc mixed with copper in the quantity of a fourth part, produces brass. If the Zinc is not very pure, the composition proves tombac, or Prince's metal.

* 8.36Regulus of arsenic, the fourth semi-metal, has a colour resembling lead, unites readily with metallic substances, and renders them brittle, unmalleable, and volatile. The calx of it produced by fire, may be made volatile by more fire, and in this differs from the calx of all metalline substances; for all other calx's are fixed, and cannot be moved. It has like∣wise a saline character, in which its corrosive quality or poison consists: a quality from

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which the other metallic substances are free, when they are not combined with a saline matter. These things being noticed, in rela∣tion to metals, and semi-metals in general, I will now proceed to relate a few curious cases, in respect of the metals.

* 8.37Gold, our first metal, has ten sensible cri∣terions. It is the heaviest and densest of all bodies: the most simple of all bodies: the most fixed of all bodies: the only body that cannot be turned into scoriae, by antimony and lead; the most ductile of all bodies: so soft as to be scarcely elastic or sonorous: must be red hot to melt: is dissolvable by sea-salt and its preparations, but remains untouched by any other species of salts; and of consequence not liable to rust; as aqua regia and spirit of sea-salt do not float in the air, unless in labo∣ratories; or chemists shops, where we find them sometimes: It unites spontaneously with pure quick-silver: It never wastes by emitting effluvia, or exhalations. These are the ten sensible properties or characteristics of this metal. It is certainly pure gold, if it has these criterions, and they are of great use in life; especially to persons who have to do with that subtil tribe, the alchemists.

As to the weight of gold, it is more than nineteen times heavier than water, bulk for bulk, and this property is inseparable from it; it being impossible to render gold more

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or less heavy; and for this reason, the specific gravity of gold, if it had no other criterion, might demonstrate real gold. To make gold, other metals must be rendered equiponderant to it: And therefore, if an alchemist should offer to obtrude a metal on you for gold, hang an equal weight of pure, and of suspected gold by two threads to a nice ballance, and on immerging them in water, if the alchemist's gold be pure, the water will retain both pieces in oequilibrio; otherwise, the adulterate metal will rise, and the pure descend.

The reason is, all bodies lose some of their weight in a fluid, and the weight which a body loses in a fluid, is to its whole weight, as the specific gravity of the fluid is to that of the body. The specific gravity of a body is the weight of it, when the bulk is given; 38 grains of gold weighed in the air, is not the true weight of it: for there it loses the weight of an equal bulk of air: It weighs only 36 grains in the water, and there it loses the weight of as much water, as is equal in bulk to itself, that is, 2 grains, and as the gold weighs 38 grains, it follows, that the weight of water is to that of gold, bulk for bulk, as 2 to 38, that is, as the weight lost in the fluid is to the whole weight.

And so, if a piece of gold, and a piece of copper, are equiponderant in air, yet in water the gold will outweigh the copper; because

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their bulks, tho' of equal weight, are inversely as their specific gravities, that is, the gold must be as much less than the copper, as the specific gravity of gold is greater than that of copper: And as they must both lose weight in proportion to bulk in water, therefore the gold, the lesser of the two, loses less of its weight than the copper does, and conse∣quently, out-weighs the copper in water. I hope this is clear. The case is the same, in proportion, in pure gold, and gold mixed with other metals. The bulk of the pure gold must be less than that of allayed gold, and its weight greater in water; tho' both equiponderate (a pound suppose) in air.

It is very plain, Sir, and I request you will proceed. You give me valuable information, and oblige me very much. This pleased the Chemist, and the ingenious little Ribble went on.

As to the simplicity of gold, we mean, by a simple body, that whose minutest part has all the physical properties of the whole mass. Now dissolve a grain of gold in aqua regia, and from a single drop of the solution, a par∣ticle of gold may be separated, and have all the characters of gold, (except those of mag∣nitude,) though the separated particle of gold shall only be the millionth part of the grain. —Or, fuse a single grain of gold with a mass of silver, and mix the whole together, so that

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the gold shall be equally distributed: then take a particle thereof, and you will have a par∣ticle of perfect gold; for dissolve the least part of the mixture in aqua fortis, and a quantity of gold will precipitate to the bottom. It will bear the same proportion to the grain, that the part dissolved did to the whole mass.

Having mentioned aqua regia and aqua fortis, I must, to be intelligible, say two or three words in relation to them. Aqua regia is an extract by fire from sea-salt and spirit of nitre. The acid liquor that comes over from them into the receiver, is aqua regis.—Aqua fortis, or spirit of nitre, is a nitrous acid separated from its basis, nitre, by the vitriolic acid. Aqua regis only will dissolve gold. Silver is not soluble by aqua regis; its proper solvent is the acid of nitre or aqua fortis. — But if you want to separate a mass of gold and silver, either will do. You may dissolve the gold by aqua regia, and let the silver remain pure: or, dissolve the silver by aqua fortis, and let the gold remain pure. Only note in this case of a mixed lump of gold and silver, the operation by aqua fortis is preferable, for this reason; that aqua regis in dissolving the gold, takes up likewise a little silver; but aqua fortis hath not the least effect on gold:—And note further, that if there be equal parts of gold and silver in the mixture, they cannot be

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parted by aqua fortis. It has not then the least effect on the silver, which is very strange. To make aqua fortis act duly on silver mixed with gold, the silver must be at least in a triple proportion to that of the gold. The reason of the singular effect is, that when the gold exceeds, or the parts of both are equal in quantity, then, as both are intimate, united in the mass, the parts or minims of the gold coat over the parts of the silver, and defend them from the action of the aqua fortis. In this case, aqua regia must be used to dissolve the gold, and leave the silver pure: or, as aqua regia takes up a little of the silver, when it dissolves the gold, melt the metalline mass, and add as much silver, as will make it a triple proportion to the gold. Then you may by aqua fortis take up all your silver in the dissolution, and leave all the gold pure.

But as to the third criterion of gold, its being the most fixed of all bodies, this is evident from the violence of fire having no effect on it. An ounce of it exposed for the space of two months, in the eye of a glass furnace, does not lose half a grain. It may from thence be said to be incorruptible.

As to gold's resisting antimony, and not turn∣ing into scoriae by its force, it is most certain from hence, that if you take a mass consisting of gold, silver, copper, the other metals, with stones, &c. and fuse it with antimony, the

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bodies will flow on the surface, and be easily blown off by the bellows: the antimony all evaporates, and leaves the gold alone. This is called the last test of gold, to try the purity of it. If the remaining gold have lost nothing of its weight, it is allowed perfectly pure, and called gold of twenty-four carats; or if it be found 1/24 lighter, it is said to be twenty-three carats fine.

* 8.38But as to the ductility of gold, this is the most extraordinary property of it. The arts of gold-beating and wire-drawing, shew us things quite amazing. In leaf-gold, a grain and a quarter of the metal, may be made to cover an area of fifty square inches; and if the leaf be divided by parallel lines 1/100 part of an inch, a grain of gold will be divided into five hundred thousand minute squares, all discernible by the eye: yet this is not the most can be done by the hammer. A single grain of gold may be stretched into a leaf that will cover a house, and yet the leaf remain so compact, as not to transmit the rays of light, nor ever admit spirit of wine to tran∣sude. This however is nothing to the effects of wire-drawing.

A gold wire is only a silver one gilt, and if you coat a silver cylinder of forty-eight ounces weight, with one ounce of gold, which is sufficient, this cylinder may be drawn out into a wire so very fine, that two yards thereof

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shall weigh only one grain, and 98 yards only 49 grains, so that one grain of gold gilds 98 yards; and of course the ten thousandth part of a grain, is above one third part of an inch long. And since the third part of an inch is yet capable of being divided into ten lesser parts visible to the eye, it is evident that the hundred thousandth part of a grain of gold, may be seen without the help of a micro∣scope: And yet so intimately do its parts co∣here, that though the gold wherewith the wire is coated, be stretched to such a degree, there is not any appearance of the colour of silver underneath. Nor is this all.

In supergildings, that is, to make the richest lace, they employ but 6 ounces of gold, to cover or gild 45 marks of silver, that is, twenty-two pounds and a half avordupoise weight, rounded into the form of a cylinder or roller, which hath fifteen lines in diameter, and twenty-two inches in length; and here the stratum of gold which invelopes the ingot that is to be drawn into wire, hath no more thick∣ness than the fifteenth part of a line, which is extremely thin; as a line is the twelfth part of an inch.

But to make the common gold-thread, they do not use more than two ounces of gold, and sometimes not more than one, to gild or cover ingot I have mentioned, and then the inve∣loping stratum is not more in thickness, if

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two ounces be employed, than the 45th part of a line; and if one ounce be used, but the 90th part of a line. Two ounces of gold is generally used, in gilding or covering the ingot I have mentioned, and vastly thinner must the stratum be, when the ingot is drawn till it surpasses the fineness of a hair, and the dia∣meter is nine thousand times smaller than what it had in the mass: By weighing out half a dram of this thread or wire, it is found by measuring the length of the half dram, that the ingot of 22 ½ pounds, and 22 inches long, is changed into a length of 1163520 feet, that is, ninety-six leagues and 196 fa∣thom; for the half dram of wire or thread measures 202 feet; by consequence, an ounce of it, 3232 feet; a mark of it, or eight oun∣ces, 25856 feet. And yet, astonishing as this length is, for two ounces of bold to be drawn to, the gold which covers the silver never ceases to gild it. The gold still keeps pace with the wire, stretch it to what length the drawers can, through the wire-drawing irons, and holes much smaller one than an∣other. The silver never appears.

It does not however rest there. Before the thread or wire is wound on silk, and before they spin it, it must be flatted by passing it between steel wheels extremely well polished, and this flatting increases its length to more than a seventh part. One ingot, therefore,

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of 8 marks or 22 ½ pounds, and 22 inches long, by this increase of a 7th part, is brought to the length of 111 leagues, that is, about 300 English miles.

But amazing as this extent is, it is not the utmost bounds to which the ductility of gold may be carried. One ounce only of gold is sometimes used to cover one ingot, and drawn to the length I have mentioned, and by the time it has passed the flatting wheels, the gold that covers the silver laminae, must have its thickness reduced to less than the millionth part of a line; that is, a twelve millionth of an inch. This is beyond the reach of our conception. Imagination cannot plumb her line so low.

But, Sir, (I said) May not the gold be divided into small grains separate one from another, but yet near enough to give their co∣lour to the silver? Though we may not be able to see the thing, yet I think it may be imagined; the gold on the laminae doth not form a continued leaf.

Experience, good Sir, demonstrates the contrary,—that every point of silver hath its cover of gold. Put a piece of this gilt wire in aqua fortis, the silver will be dissolved, and the gold left a perfect, continuous tube. It is an amazing thing! And shews the astonish∣ing power of the first cause! As to the rea∣son of this ductility, and why gold in such a

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manner adheres to silver, so as never to part from it, if the 22 ½ pounds of silver gilded with one ounce of gold could be extended by art for ever, this is past our finding out. It is a secret of nature we cannot form any idea of.

Calignosa nocte premit Deus.

Ribble went on. These are the things most remarkable in relation to gold; and I have only to add, that as to the manner of getting it, it is found sometimes in glebes or clods, consisting of gold alone; sometimes in a powdry form, and then called gold- dust, or sand-gold, in the sands and mud of rivers and brooks; but most commonly in whitish clods, dug out of mines of vast depth, and intermixed with silver and various fossils. This they reduce by fire to a mass of metal, and by aqua regia or aqua fortis, the gold is easily taken out of the ore.

And as to gold's being so yielding and duc∣tile by human art, it is to be observed, that in return it exerts a greater power on the human mind. Passive it is in its ductility, but more active in its influence on man. It is a greater tyrant than a slave. It drives re∣peated millions of the human race to death and hell. King of metals as it is, bright and glorious to behold, and what procures innumerable blessings to mankind; yet, with∣out the grace of God, to moderate the passion

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for it, and to direct the mind in a true use of it, it is more dangerous to beings on a trial in a first state, than even poverty can be in this lower hemisphere. What villainies are daily com∣mitted to get it! What iniquities daily perpe∣trated by those who have plenty of it! Lead us not into temptation, should relate as well to too much of it, as to a total want of it; and it is well prayed,—In all time of our wealth, good Lord deliver us.

* 8.39In my opinion, neither poverty nor riches, but a middle state, is the thing we should desire. It is in this condition, we can best live soberly, or with a sound mind, and con∣duct ourselves as those who have an intelligent spirit to preside in body. Too much gold most commonly inverts this order, and pro∣duces an apostasy that sets the inferior powers in the throne, and enslaves the mind to the body: It gives the passions the commanding in∣fluence, and makes reason receive law from appetite.

If we look into the world, we find too often, in this case, that wealth is big with innumerable sins. The rich are filled with wine, wherein is excess, and shew an un∣bridled dissoluteness of manners. Their eyes behold strange women, and their hearts utter perverse things. Instead of regarding the common good, they commit the most extra∣vagant

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injuries. Of such a hardning nature is too much gold, that it tends to make con∣science insensible and stupid, and renders it for ever unapt for impression. Then whore∣dom and wine, and new wine, take away the heart, and men are made to forget the law of God.

But having neither poverty nor riches, in the calm middle state, having all reasonable conveniencies, we can fairly come by; a vast variety of creatures for our food, and wine in its season, to make glad the heart; we may then partake of the bounties of providence, with a sober freedom, and at the same time, can best lay up for ourselves a good foun∣dation, or secuity for the time to come, that we may lay hold of eternal life.

Tho' it is with a prospect of difficulties, that all must enter upon religion, and with labour and difficulty, maintain our ground, and acquit ourselves like christians, that is, resist the devil in all his assaults, overcome the world in its ensnaring influence, and mor∣tify the irregular inclinations of nature; yet in the happy middle state, where there is no poverty nor riches, that is, great wealth, we can make everlasting glory and felicity our governing aim, and bound our ambition and desires by nothing short of the resurrection of the dead. We may live in a full and ready submission of the soul to the authority of

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God's word. Things eternal may have the ascendant in our practical judgment, and then with pleasure we become followers of them, who through faith and patience inhe∣rit the promises.

Good Sir, this is all our sowing time, and whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. He that soweth to his flesh, shall of his flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the spirit, shall of the spirit reap everlast∣ing life. And therefore, whether your lot be cast in the happy middling state, or you were born to thousands a year, let wisdom be your rule, and prefer that happiness which has everlasting duration, in the realms of light above, to any present good that can come in competition with it. Do not spend money for that which is not bread— and your la∣bour for that which satisfieth not. Do not employ your pains for that which hath vanity written upon it, by the word of God, by the testimony of the wisest men, and by frequent experience: but let your princi∣pal regard be for your immortal soul, when nothing can be given in exchange for the soul. Implore the light and grace of the good spi∣rit, and by the quickening influences of the Father of the universe, and the exertion of your whole strength, let it be the principal labour of your every day, to make advances in the divine life, and be a blessing to society

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wherever you come. In virtue and charity may you excel.

You will pardon old Ribble, I hope, good Sir, and excuse his addressing himself to you in this manner. It is an odd conclusion, I own, to a discourse on metals and semi-metals; but it is from an extreme regard I have con∣ceived for you, that I talk as I do, and pre∣sume to call upon you, (as you are a young man of fortune, I suppose) to consider seri∣ously of that decree, which is the result of unerring wisdom, and the will of the Rector of the universe, to wit, that we are all under the law of death, and through that gate must pass, perhaps at a day's, an hour's warning, to the resurrection of the dead, to be adjudged to happiness or misery, as time has been em∣ployed, and life spent here. This is the de∣cree of the Most High God, and of conse∣quence, it is incumbent on us, to prepare for the awful hereafter, and endeavour by good actions, and a virtuous mind, by purity of conscience, and an exalted piety, to come off well in judgment. Happy—thrice happy they that do so.

Here little Ribble the Chemist had done, and I had reason to return him my very hearty thanks for the favour of his whole discourse. I was vastly obliged to him for the knowledge he had given me, in relation to the philoso∣phy of metals, and taking him by the hand,

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promised him, that I would ever gratefully remember his moral conclusion. This pleased the old gentleman, and at four in the after∣noon we parted.

* 8.40§ 3. Reflecting on the wonders of the metals, which I had heard old Ribble so well discourse of, and being more intent on what had been told me of these things, that I might never forget such useful learning, I trotted on for several hours without minding the road, and arrived as the sun was setting in a deep and melancholy vale, through which a pleasant river run, that by the mur∣mur of its streams, seemed to be marked out for the rendezvous of the thoughtful, who love the deep recesses, and embowring woods, with the soft thrillings of gliding streams, as much as the sprightly court the gayest scenes. In this sweet spot, I found a pretty country house, and not knowing where I was, rid up to the door, to enquire my way. A gen∣tleman, who seemed to be about forty, im∣mediately appeared, let me know I was at a considerable distance from any town, and as it was near ten, told me I had best rest with him that night, and I was most heartily welcome. This was humane and civil. I accepted the kind invitation, and immediately went in with him. He brought me into a decent room, and gave me a handsome meal. We

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had a couple of bottles after supper, talked of a thousand things, and then withdrew to wind up the machines. He would not let me stir the next morning, and after dinner we became well acquainted. Six days this gentleman prevailed with me to stay at his house, and then I left him with regret. He was so generous, so civil, and in every thing so agreeable, that I could not avoid admiring him, and regarding him to an ex∣treme degree. His name was Monckton.

* 8.41§ 4. Avery Monckton had seen the world, when he was a young man, and by reading much, and thinking a great deal, had ac∣quired an extensive knowledge, and a deep penetration. In him the gentleman and the scholar were visible. He seemed su∣perior to folly, and his philosophy appeared to be an assiduous examination of his ideas, fancies, and opinions, in order to render them true and just. His religion consisted in a chearful submission to the divine pleasure, with respect to all things independent of us, or absolutely external to us; and in a conti∣nued exertion of benevolence, in doing all the good he could. What the theology of sects was, and the notions of divines, he never minded. It was his opinion, that an active charity is the only thing that can liken and approve us to the original benevolent mind:

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and that it is reasonable to submit to all his dispensations, since the providence of an in∣finitely perfect Being, must do all for the best in the whole. This was Avery Monckton, Esq In his person he was tall, and very thin.

This gentleman told me the following re∣markable story relating to himself, on my asking him, if he had ever been married?— Yes, Sir, he replied: When I was about five and twenty, a young lady came in my way, who had all the external charms that ever adorned a woman, and I thought her mind as perfect in goodness of every kind, as minds can be on this earth. I made my addresses to her, and with some difficulty persuaded her to accept of a good jointure, and be a wife; for she had got it into her head, that christian perfection consisted in a virgin-life. I loved her to an extreme de∣gree, and fancied myself beyond mortals happy, as her fondness seemed equal to my passion, and she expressed it in a most trans∣porting way. Three months passed on in this delightful manner, and I should have thought an age but minutes, if the scene was to have no change. But every thing must have an end in this poor state. Business called me one morning early into the city, and till it was late at night, I thought not to return: Back however I was compelled to

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go for some papers, I had forgot, and de∣signing to surprize agreeably my wife, came in by a key I had, at the wash-house door, and unseen went softly up to my chamber, where I expected to find my beloved in a sweet sleep. Gently I touched the lock, and intended, as my charmer slumbered, to give this idol of my heart a kiss: But, as I opened the door without being heard, I saw a man by my bed-side, and my fond faithful wife, buttoning up his breeches. Amazement seized me, but I was not in a rage. I only said, is that Louisa I see, and shut the door. Down stairs I went immediately, and out again the same way I came in. I was done with love for ever, and from that time never saw my wife more. A ship being to sail the next day for Constantinople, I went a passen∣ger in it, and resolved to live abroad some years.

Six years I resided in Greece, and visited every curious place: Four I spent in Asia minor, and two in Italy and France. I di∣verted myself with noting down the extra∣ordinary things I saw, and I purchased several fine antiquities by the way. When done, I came back to my country again, and this little seat I now live at, being to be sold, I bought it immediately, and have resided here ever since. My study, my garden, and my horse, divert me fully and finely every day.

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I have all I desire in this world, and reign more happily over my few subjects, in this airy, silent, secret spot, than the greatest mo∣narch can do on a throne. My people are only one young man, who is my gardener, my footman, and my groom, and two old women, my maids. These are ever attentive to my will, and by their good behaviour and management, make my lodge as agreeable, and life as pleasing, as can be expected in this system of things.

Monckton's story pleased me much, and I wondered greatly at his happy temper, when he saw his beloved wife buttoning up the breeches of the man. But did you ever hear what became of her after?—And faulty as she was, may there not be found an ho∣nest charming woman, to render your hours more delightful than study and contrivance can make them, without a soft partner thro' life? Come into the world with me, Sir, and I will engage to find out for you a mere primitive christian of a woman, with all the beauties of body that Lucian gives his images.

You are very good, Sir, (Monckton replied) in offering to look out for another wife for me, and I thank you very heartily, for your well-meant kindness; but as I never enquired what became of my first wife, from the morning I left her, and know only that she is dead,

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as her jointure has not been demanded for several years past; so shall I never be con∣cerned with a second. Perhaps there are some honest women in the world. I hope so: but I have had enough of marriage. Beside, I think it time now to turn my thoughts a better way. In the forty-fifth year of my age, it cannot be weak, to begin to consider the great change before me, and fix my hopes on a good remove into some better and happier region. If I was unfortunate with a wife when a young man, I have little reason to expect better days with one, as age comes on. I might find myself again most sadly mis∣taken. But there can be no disappointment in making it the principal work of life, to prepare, in such a retirement as this, for that approaching hour, when we must submit to the power and tyranny of death and corrup∣tion. By this means, the greatest happiness may be secured. In every thing else, there is uncertainty and vanity. I speak princi∣pally in respect of my time of life, who am hastning fast to fifty: but at every time, it is my opinion, that men, as rationals, and beings who take on themselves the honourable profes∣sion of the christian religion, should not comply with the criminal liberties allowed in the world, and give into the illicit usages and customs of place and company, for fear of ridicule, or to avoid giving offence; but keep

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strictly to the will and laws of their higher country, and in all things have a special re∣gard to holiness, and truth, and purity.

I do not say this by way of preaching, but that you may thereby have a truer idea of the man you chanced to find in a lone house on this vast common. Seven years have I now lived here, and in all that time, have not been once in London: but some∣times I ride to a neighbouring village, and if on the road, or at an inn, I can pick up a sen∣sible agreeable man, I love to dine with him, and drink a pint of wine. Such a man I fre∣quently ride in quest of, and if he be intirely to my mind, (which is very rarely the case,) I invite him home with me, to pass at my lodge two or three days. Far then am I from being unsocial, though I live in soli∣tude; but I left the world, because I was ill-used in it, and happen to think very differently from the generality of men. Here Monckton ended his story, and a little after we parted.

* 8.42§. 5. I rid for six hours without meeting with any thing remarkable; but as I baited about three o'clock at a lone inn, the situation of which was so fine in forest and water, that I determined to go no further that day, there arrived a little after, a young lady, her maid, and two men servants. They were all well-mounted, and the lady's beast in par∣ticular,

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as great a beauty of its kind, as its mistress was among women. I thought I had seen the face before, and had been some where or other in her company; but as it must be several years ago, and her face and person were a little altered, I could not im∣mediately recollect her: but Finn, my lad, coming up to me, asked me, if I did not re∣member Miss Turner of Skelsmore-vale* 8.43? Miss Turner, I said;—to be sure, now I think, it is she; but this lady just arrived here is much fatter, and, if it be possible, something handsomer. It is her, believe me, quoth Finn, and you ought to wait upon her instantly. I went. It was Miss Turner, one of the beauties that adorns a gallery of pictures in the North, and who is with great truth in the following lines described, in a Poem writ∣ten on this collection of paintings.

* 8.44But see! Emilia rises to the sight In every virtue, in every beauty bright! See those victorious eyes, that heav'nly mien! Behold her shine like Love's resistless Queen! Thou fairest wonder of thy fairest kind! By heav'n some image of itself design'd! As if in thee it took peculiar care, And form'd thee like some fav'rite seraph there, But tho' thy beauty strikes the ravish'd sight▪ Thy virtue shines distinguishingly bright! And all the graces of thy form combin'd, Yield to the charms of thy unblemish'd mind;

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Where all is spotless, gentle, and serene, One calm of life untouch'd by guilt or pain! Could I in equal lays thy worth design, Or paint exalted merit such as thine! To latest ages should thy name survive, And in my verse Emilia ever live; Th' admiring world should listen to thy praise, And the fair portrait charm succeeding days.

This lady knew me at once, on my en∣tring the room where she was, and we dined together. She told me, her brother, my friend, died in Italy, on his return home; and Miss Jaquelot, her cousin and companion, was happily married; and that being thus left alone, by these two accidents, she was going up to London, to reside in the world.

* 8.45§. 6. Miss Turner, (I said then) as you are now your own mistress, I may with justice make my addresses, and tell you, that from the first hour I saw you, I was in love with you, and am so still: that if you will do me the ho∣nour to be my wife, I will make the best of husbands. I have now some fortune, and if you will allow, that an honest man is the best companion for an honest woman, let us marry in the country, and instead of going up to that noisy tumultuous place called Lon∣don, retire to some still delightful retreat, and there live, content with each other, as happy as it is possible for two young mortals to be in this lower hemisphere. What do you say, Miss Turner?

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* 8.46§. 7. You shall have my answer, Sir, in a few days: But as to going up to London, I think I had best see it, since I am come so far. It may give me a new relish for still life, and make the country seem more charming than I thought it before. On the other hand, it may perhaps make me in love with the town, and put me out of conceit with the country. In short, on second thoughts; I will not go up to the Capital. I will return to Skelsmore-vale. I think so now: But how I may think in the morning, at present I do not know. In the mean time, (Caesia conti∣nued,) ring, if you please, for a pack of cards, and let us pass the evening in play. The cards were brought in, the game began, and before we had played, many hours, I saw this dear charming creature was all my own. She sat before me, like blushing beauty in the picture, (in the gallery of Venus,) enriched with thought, warm with desire, and with delicate sensations covered over: I could not help wishing for father Fleming, my friend, to qualify us for the implanted impulse, and sanctify the call. Early the next morning I sent Finn for him, and he was with me in a few days. The evening he arrived we were mar∣ried. Man and wife we sat down to supper.

* 8.47§. 8. Here the morose, the visionary, and the dunce, will again fall upon me, for mar∣rying

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a fifth wife, so quickly after the decease of the fourth; who had not been three months in her grave: But my answer is, that a dead woman is no wife, and marriage is ever glo∣rious. It is the institution of heaven, a bles∣sing to society, and therefore hated by the devil and mass-priests. Satan by opposing it, promotes fornication and perdition. The priests by preaching against it, drive the human race into cloysters; destroy every thing gentle, generous, and social; and rob the people of their property. Celibacy is popery and hell in perfection. It is the doctrine of devils, and a war with the Almighty. It is against the institutions of nature and providence; and therefore, for ever execrable be the memory of the mass-priests, who dare to call it per∣fection.

My dear Reader, if you are unmarried, and healthy, get a wife as soon as possible, some charming girl, or pretty widow, adorned with modesty, robed with meekness, and who has the grace to attract the soul, and heighten every joy continually;—take her to thy breast, and bravely, in holy wedlock, propagate. Despise and hiss the mass-priests, and every visionary, who preaches the con∣trary doctrine. They are foes to heaven and mankind, and ought to be drummed out of society.

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SECTION XI.

Quid quaeri, Labiene, jubes?— An noceat vis ulla bono? Summaque perdat Opposita virtute minas? Laudandaque velle Sit satis, et nunquam successu crescat honestum? Scimus, et hoc nobis non altius inferet Ammon.
Cato's answer to Labienus, when he requested him to consult the oracle of Jupiter Ammon. Lucan, B. 9.
Where would thy fond, thy vain enquiry go? What mystic fate, what secret would'st thou know? If this sad world, with all its forces join'd, The universal malice of mankind, Can shake or hurt the brave and honest mind? If stable virtue can her ground maintain, While fortune feebly threats and frowns in vain ? If truth and justice with uprightness dwell, And honesty consist in meaning well? If right be independent of success, And conquest cannot make it more nor less? Are these, my friend, the secrets thou would'st know, Those doubts for which to oracles we go? 'Tis known, 'tis plain, 'tis all already told, And horned Ammon can no more unfold.
ROWE.

Or thus.

What should I ASK, my friend,—if best it be To live enslav'd, or thus in arms die free! If it our real happiness import, Whether life's foolish scene be long or short? If any force true honour can abate, Or fortune's threats make virtue bow to fate?

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If when at noble ends we justly aim, The bare attempt entitles us to fame? If a bad cause, that justice would oppress, Can ever grow more honest by success? All this we know, wove in our minds it sticks, Which Ammon nor his priests can deeper fix. They need not teach with venal cant and pains, That God's inevitable will holds our's in chains, Who act but only what he pre-ordains. He needs no voice to thunder out his law, Or keep his creatures wild desires in awe: Both what we ought to do, or what forbear, He once for all did at our births declare: What for our knowledge needful was or fit, With lasting characters in human soul he writ. But never did he seek out desert lands To skulk, or bury truth in desert sands, Or to a corner of the world withdrew, Head of a sect, and partial to a few. Nature's vast fabrick he controuls alone; This globe's his footstool, high heaven his throne.
Estque Dei sedes, ubi terra, et pontus, et aer, Et caelum, et virtus. Superos quid quaerimus ultra?
In earth, sea, air, and what e'er else excels, In knowing heads, and honest hearts he dwells. Why vainly seek we then in barren sands, In narrow shrines, and temples built with hands, HIM, whose dread presence does all places fill, Or look, but in our reason for his will! Whate'er we see is GOD, in all we find Apparent prints of his eternal mind.
Sortileges egeant dubii semperque, futuris Casibus Ancipetes: me non oracula certum, Sed mors certa facit: pavido fortique cadendum est. Hoc satis est dixisse Jovem. Sic illa profatur.
Let floating fools their course by prophets steer, And live of future chances still in fear; No oracle or dream the crowd is told, Shall make me more or less resolv'd and bold;

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Death is my sure retreat, which must on all, As well on cowards, as on the gallant fall. This said he turn'd him with disdain about, And left scorn'd Ammon to amuse the rout.(15) 8.48

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Non exploratum populis Ammona relinquens.

* 8.49§. 1. FOR six weeks after our marriage, we resided at the inn, on account of the charms of the ground, and seemed to be in possession of a lasting happiness it is

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impossible for words to describe. Every thing was so smooth and so round, that we thought prosperity must be our own for many years to come, and were quite secure from the flames of destruction; but calamity laid hold of us, when we had not the least reason to expert it, and from a fulness of peace and felicity, we sunk at once into an abyss of af∣flictions. Instead of going back to Skelsmore∣vale, as we had resolved, my wife would go up to London, and pass a few weeks there, and

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thereabout, before she retired to the moun∣tains. I was against it, but her will was my law. We set out for the Capital, and the first day's journey was delightful: But her fine beast having met with an accident in the night, by a rope in the stable, which got about it's foot, cut it deep, and rendered it unable to travel; we took a chariot and four to finish our way; but on driving by the side of a steep hill, the horses took fright, ran it down, over came the carriage, and my charmer was killed. This was a dismal scene. She lived about an hour, and repeated the following fine lines from Boissard, when she saw me weeping as I kneeled on the ground by her;—

Nil prosunt lacrumae, nec possunt fata moveri: Nec pro me queror; hoc morte mihi est tristius ipsa, Moeror Atimeti conjugis ille mihi.(16) 8.50

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Just as she expired, she took me by the hand, and with the spirit of an old Roman, bid me adieu.

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Can you form an idea, Reader, of the distress I was then in? If is not possible I think,

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unless you have been exactly in the same situ∣ation; unless you loved like me, and have

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been as miserably separated from as charming a woman. But it was in vain for me to con∣tinue lamenting. She was gone for ever,

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and lay as the clod of the valley before me. Her body I deposited in the next church∣yard, and immediately after, rid as fast as I could to London, to lose thought in dissipa∣tion, and resign the better to the decree. For some days I lived at the inn I set up at, but as soon as I could, went into a lodging, and it happened to be at the house of the famous Curl the bookseller; a man well known in the Dunciad, and Pope's letters to his friends, on account of Curl's frauds in purchasing and printing stolen copies of Mr. Pope's works. It is in relation to these tricks, that Pope mentions Curl in his Dunciad and Letters. A succinct history of him I shall here give: but had I complied with his requests, it would have been a long relation, to the ad∣vantage and glory of this extraordinary man: For he came one morning into my closet, with an apron full of papers; being letters, memorandums, parodies, and notes, written by or concerning himself; and requested I would, on a good consideration, write his life, to his profit and honour, and make it a five shilling book. That I said was not then in my power to do: but I would, one time or other, give the public a true account of him,

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and make it conclude I hoped to the glory of his character. Here it is.

* 8.52§. 2. CURL was in person very tall and thin, an ungainly, aukward, white-faced man. His eyes were a light-grey, large, projecting, gog∣le and pur-blind. He was splay-footed, and baker-kneed.

He had a good natural understanding, and was well acquainted with more than the title pages of books. He talked well on some subjects. He was not an infidel as Mrs. Rowe misrepresents him in one of her letters to lady Hartford, (afterwards Dutchess of Somerset). He told me, it was quite evident to him, that the scriptures of the Old and New Testament contained a real revelation. There is for it a rational, a natural, a tradi∣tionary, and a supernatural testimony; which rendered it quite certain to him. He said, he no more doubted the truth of the chri∣stian religion, than he did the existence of an independent supreme Creator; but he did not believe the expositions given by the di∣vines. So far Curl was right enough. His fault was, that with such a belief, he took no pains with his heart. Trusting intirely to the merits the Saviour, like too many other mistaken christians, he had no notion of religion as an invisible thing within us, called the kingdom of God: He did not even consider it as a good outside thing, that

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recommends a man to his fellow-creatures. He was a debauchee to the last degree, and so injurious to society, that by filling his tran∣slations with wretched notes, forged letters, and bad pictures, he raised the price of a four shilling book to ten. Thus, in particular, he managed Burnet's Archiology: And when I told him he was very culpable in this, and other articles he sold, his answer was, What would I have him do? He was a bookseller. His translators in pay, lay three in a bed, at the Pewter-Platter Inn in Holborn, and he and they were for ever at work, to de∣ceive the Public. He likewise printed the lewdest things. He lost his ears for the Nun in her Smock, and another thing. As to drink, he was too fond of money, to spend any in making himself happy that way; but at another's expence, he would drink every day till he was quite blind, and as incapable of self-motion as a block. This was Edmund Curl: But he died at last as great a penitent, (I think in the year 1748) as ever expired. I mention this to his glory.

As Curl knew the world well, and was acquainted with several extraordinary charac∣ters, he was of great use to me at my first coming to town, as I knew nobody, nor any place. He gave me the true characters of many I saw, told me whom I should avoid, and with whom I might be free. He brought me to the play-houses, and gave me a judi∣cious

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account of every actor. He under∣stood those things well. No man could talk better on theatrical subjects. He brought me likewise to Sadler's Wells, to the night-cellars, and to Tom King's, the famous night-house at Covent Garden. As he was very knowing, and well-known at such places, he soon made me as wise as himself in these branches of learning; and, in short, in the space of a month, I was as well acquainted in London, as if I had been there for years. My kind preceptor spared no pains in lecturing.

But what of all things I thought most wonderful was the company I saw at the Sieur Curl's. As he was intimate with all the high whores in town, many of them frequented his shop, to buy his dialogues, and other lively books. Some of these girls he often asked to dine with him, and then I was sure to be a guest. Many very fine women I thereby saw, but none worth men∣tioning, till Carola Bennet arrived. She did surprize me. Her mind and body were very wonderful, and I imagine a description of her, and her story afterward will not be un∣grateful to my readers.

* 8.53§. 3. Carola Bennet was at this time in the two and twentieth year of her age, a dazzling beauty in the height of life and vigour. Her eyes were black and amazingly fine: Her mouth charming: Her neck and breast very

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beautiful: Her stature was just what it ought to be. She had a glow of health, a luscious air, and a bewitching vivacity: Her manners were wonderfully winning, and the tone of her voice so sweet and insinuating, that her words and looks went directly to the heart. She had read many books of gaiety, wit, and humour; especially the French; and talked delightfully on such subjects. She sang to perfection: but her conversation was too free, and she seemed to have no sense of any re∣ligion. It was a fine entertainment to be in her company, as I often was, yet I could not help sighing, to see so many any perfections on the brink of everlasting destruction.—This young lady all of a sudden disappeared. Curl knew not what was become of her: but as I rid ten years after through Devonshire, in the finest part of that romantic county, I saw her one morning, (as I stopped to water my horse in a brook that ran from a park,) sitting on a seat, under a vast beautiful cedar tree, with a book in her hand. I thought I was no stranger to the fine face, and as I was pretty near to her, I called out, and asked, if she was not Miss Bennet? She knew me at once, and pointing to a gate that was only latched, desired I would come to her. I went and found she was the mistress of the fine seat at a small distance off. She brought me into the house, would not suffer me to

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stir that day, and told me the story of her life. I think it worth placing here.

* 8.54§. 4. Carola Bennet was the daughter of John Bennet, Esq a Yorkshire gentleman, who died when she was in her 19th year, and left her in the care of her aunt, an old lady who was outwardly all saint, and within a devil. This Carola knew well, and re∣quested her father to get another guardian for her, or leave her to manage herself; for Mrs. Hunfleet, her aunt, was far from being that primitive christian he took her for, and so great a miser, that exclusive of all her other vices, her avarice alone was enough to ruin her niece. She would sacrifice the whole human race for half a thousand pounds. But all his daughter said was in vain. He believed his sister was godliness itself, in its utmost latitude and extent; that she lived a con∣tinued opposition to our mortal enemies, the world, sin, and the devil; and that her heart was a mere magazine of universal honesty, probity of manners, and goodness of life and conversation. Integrity and rectitude, and benevolence, as he thought, were the bright criterions of her soul. She will teach you, Carola, to fast and pray, and make you like herself, a mere saint.

It was to no purpose then for the daughter to remonstrate: She could only weep, as her

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father was positive, and after his death was obliged to go home with Mrs. Hunfleet. There, as she expected, she had too much of the outward bodily exercise of religion, every thing that can be named within the circle of external worship; such as public and private services, fastings, macerations, bowings, expanded hands and lifted eyes, which Lord Halifax (in his advice to a daugh∣ter,) calls the holy goggle: but that all this accompanied the internal acts of the old wo∣man's mind, and went along with her heart and soul, Carola had reason to doubt. She saw it was but outward profession, — all hy∣pocrisy, — that her life belied her creed, and her practice was a renunciation of the christian religion. This appeared to be the case very quickly. The aunt sold her to one Canta∣lupe for five hundred pounds. Under pretence of taking her to visit a friend, she brought her to a private bagnio, or one of those houses called convents.

* 8.55§. 5. Such houses stand in back courts, narrow lanes, or the most private places, and seem to be uninhabited, as the front windows are seldom opened, or like some little friary, where a company of visionaries reside; but within are elegantly furnished, and remark∣able for the best wines. The woman who keeps the house is the only person to be

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seen in them, unless it be sometimes, that a high-priced whore, who passes for the gen∣tlewoman's daughter, by accident appears.

In these brothels the Sieur Curl was well known, and as the wine in them is always excellent, (but a shilling a bottle dearer than at the tavern,) and one sits without hearing the least noise, or being seen by any one, I have often gone with this ingenious man to such places, on account of the purity of the wine, and the stillness of the house; as there are no waiters there, nor any well-drest hussies to come in the way. You are as silent as in a cave; nor does a woman appear, except as before excepted, unless it be by appoint∣ment at this kind of meeting-house, as such places may well be called: for there not sel∣dom does many a married woman meet her gallant. One evening that I was there with Curl, there came in the wife of a very emi∣nent merchant, a lady of as excellent a cha∣racter as any in the world; who was never so much as suspected by any of her acquaint∣ance, but allowed by every body to be a wo∣man of pure morals and unspotted cha∣stity. She came in first with a black mask on her face, from her chair, and was by the woman of the house shewn into a chamber up stairs: Half an hour after, there was an∣other soft tap at the door, and a gentleman was let in, who was shewed up to the cham∣ber

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the lady was in: As the door of the room Curl and I were sitting in, happened to be open as this adventurer passed by, I knew the man. He was an Irish gentleman of large fortune, with whom I was well ac∣quainted. He was ever engaged in amours, and was some years after this hanged at Cork, for ravishing Sally Squib, the quaker. His name then can be no secret: But as to the the lady's name, I shall never tell it, as she left several children, who are now living in reputation; but only observe, that there are, to my knowledge, many women of such strict virtue in the world. If you ask me reader, how I came to know who she was? I will tell you. As she came down stairs in a mask at ten at night, in the manner she went up, I concluded she was a married wo∣man of distinction, and followed her chair, when it went off. She changed at Temple Bar, and then took a hackney coach, which drove beyond the Royal Exchange; I followed till it stopped at a grand house, into which she went without a mask, and had a full view of her fine face. I enquired next day who lived in the house I saw her go into, and was told it was Mr. *****, a merchant of the greatest repute. Often did I see this lady after this, was several times in her company, and if I had not known what I did, should have thought her a woman of as great vir∣tue as ever lived. There was not the least

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appearance of levity or indecency in her. To all outward appearance, she was chastity and discretion in flesh and blood. — But as to Carola Bennet.

* 8.56§. 6. Soon after her aunt and she arrived at Mrs. Bedewell's, in came Cantalupe as a visiter, and after tea, they went to cards. Then follow∣ed a supper, and when that was over, they gave the innocent Miss Bennet a dose, which deprived her of her senses, put her to bed, and in the morning she found herself ruined in the arms of that villain Cantalupe. Dis∣traction almost seized her, but he would not let her stir. She called, but no one came near to her relief. He swore a million of oaths, that it was pure love made him buy her of her aunt, as he heard she was going to marry another man, and if she would but share with him in his great fortune, since the thing was done, he would, (by every sacred power he vowed) marry her that evening or the next, the first time they went out, and be the truest and most tender husband that ever yet appeared in the world. This, and the situation she was in, naked and clasped in his strong arms, without a friend to aid her, within doors or without, made her sen∣sible her resentments were in vain, and that she had better acquiesce, and make the man her husband, if she could, since it was her

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hard fate, and that in all probability she might conceive from the transactions of the night. This made her have done. She lay as he requested till noon, and hoped he would prove as faithful as he had solemnly swore to be.

But when the night came, an indisposition he feigned, made him unable to stir out that evening, and he requested the idol of his heart, whom he loved more than life, to give him leave to defer it till the next. For six days he put it off in the same manner, dur∣ing which time, they never stirred out of the bagnio, and the seventh day he left her fast asleep in bed. A billet-doux on the dressing-table informed her, that he was obliged to set out that morning for France, and as he intended to be back in a few months, he hoped she would not think him faithless at once. He left her a hundred pound bank note, which was all he had then to spare, as he had paid to her aunt 500 l. a few days before.

Thus fell the beautiful Miss Bennet by the treachery of her ever-cursed aunt, and was made a whore very much against her will. The aunt, in the mean time, had shut up her house, and was gone no one knew where. She took several jewels with her, and a large sum of money, both the property of her niece. She left her but little of her fortune, and re∣ported

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every where, that Carola was gone into keeping with a great man, and had before been debauched by her footman. In short, all that could be done this woman did, to impoverish and defame her niece, and as she had passed upon the world for a praying vir∣tuous old piece, her reports were thought so true, that all the female acquaintance Miss Bennet had, laughed at the story she told, and shunned her as a foul fiend. She was banished from all modest company. They considered her as the most detestable prostitute, for ex∣cusing herself (they said) by blackning the character of so pious and upright a woman as Mrs. Hunfleet, her aunt, was.

* 8.57§. 7. Thus did iniquity ruin and triumph over innocence in the mask of religion, and a thousand times, to my own knowledge, it has done the same thing. I have often known wretches pretend to seek the kingdom of God, and his righteousness, in the first place, and by believing all the monks have invented, by constantly attending public worship, and an unnatural kind of sobriety, pass for people that were ready and willing to suffer every thing the cause of God and truth can require from rationals: yet these holy mortals could make the service of God not only stand with unwilling infirmities, (the common case of the best humanity,) but consist with wilful

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and presumptuous sinning, and a malevo∣lence as great as the devil had against our first parents. A minister of the gospel, who passed for an admirable man, did his best to ruin my character for ever with my father. One of the holiest men in the world, cheated me of a thousand pounds, left in his hands for my use, for fear I should spend it myself. And a rich man, commonly called piety and goodness, from the seeming simplicity of his manners, the softness of his temper, and the holy goggle of his eyes in his pub∣lic devotion, arrested me on a note of hand, one third of which was interest thrown into the principal, and made me pay interest upon interest, without mercy, or waiting as I in-treated, till it was more convenient. Many more such praying, sanctified villains I could mention, in respect of whom Edmund Curl was a cherubim, fond as he was of a girl and a flask. Curl owned he was a sinner, and that he was led by thirst and repletion to indulge: but the hypocrites with professions of esteem for the pearl of great price, and that they have parted with their Herodias, for the sake of eternal life; yet wilfully disobey from a passion for substance; and the shrine of bright Mammon in this world, has a greater influence on their souls than all the joys of an everlasting heaven to come. What they do is a farce. Upon what they have, they rest their all.

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But as to Miss Bennet: In this sad condi∣tion, she secreted herself for some months from the world, and notwithstanding her constitution and taste, intended to retire among the mountains of Wales, and live upon the little she had left: but unfortunately for so good a design, the matchless Sir Fre∣deric Dancer came in her way, and by mo∣ney, and the force of love, persuaded her to be his companion while he lived, which was but for a short time. A young nobleman pre∣vailed on her next, by high rewards, to be the delight of his life for a time; and at his death, she went to the arms of an Irish peer. She had what money she pleased from these great men, and being now very rich, she de∣termined, on the marriage of her last Lord, to go into keeping no more, but to live a gay life among the agreeable and grand. She had lost all her notions of a weeping and gnashing of teeth to come, in the conversation of these atheistical men, and on account of her living as happily as she could in this world. What religion she had remaining, was placed in giving money to the sick and poor, which she did with a liberal hand: And her cha∣rity, in all its charms, she often shewed to the most deserving men. Those who had much of this world's goods paid dear: but she had compassion on the worthy, though they could not drive in a chariot to her door.

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This was the case of Miss Bennet, when I saw her at Curl's.

But all of a sudden she disappeared, and no one could tell what was become of her: that I learned from herself, when I chanced to see her under the cedar tree, (as before re∣lated) in the park.

A young clergyman, Mr. Tench, an Irishman of the county of Galway, who was very rich, and had a fine seat in Devonshire, saw her at the opera, and fell in love with her. He soon found out who she was, waited upon her, and offered to marry her, if she would reform. At first, she shewed very little inclination to a virtuous course, and, as her manner was, ridiculed the interest of another life. The blessedness of heaven she laughed at, and made a jest of riches, honours, and pleasures to be found on the other side the grave. This did not however dishearten Tench. He was a scholar and a man of sense, and as he loved most passionately, and saw she had a fine capacity, he was resolved, if possible, to reclaim her, by applying to her bright understanding.

* 8.58§. 8. He observed to her, in the first place, (as she informed me) that, exclusive of fu∣ture happiness, godliness was profitable in all things, that is, even in this life, in pro∣sperity and adversity, in plenty and in want, in peace and in war, in confusion and security,

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in health, in honour and disgrace, in life and in death, and in what condition soever we may be. This he proved to her satisfaction, and made it plain to her conception, that by it only we can acquire a right judgment of persons and things, and have a just and due estimate of ourselves: that unless held in by reason and religion, pleasure, though innocent of itself, becomes a thing of deadly conse∣quence to mortals; and if we do not use it in due time, place, circumstance, measure and limits, it necessarily involves us in diffi∣culties and troubles, pain and infamy: if we stifle the grand leading principles, reason and religion, by sin and vice, and let desire and inclination range beyond bounds, we must not only plunge into various woes in this world, but as creatures degenerated below the beast, become the contempt and abhorrence of the wise and honest. To this sad condi∣tion must be annexed a reflective misery, as we have conscience or reason, that will exa∣mine, now and then, the whole procedure of life, do all we can to prevent it, and the remorse that must ensue, on account of our wretched and ridiculous conduct, is too bitter a thing for a reasonable creature to acquire, for the sake of illicit gratification only; and this becomes the more grievous in reflexion, as pleasures are not forbidden by religion, but allowed to the most upright, and ordained

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for the holy service of God; to recruit na∣ture, and enliven the spirits; to propagate the human species, and preserve the flame of love in the married state. If there was then no other life but this, it is most certainly our in∣terest in regard to fame and advantage, to be governed by reason and religion.

And if we are not to be annihilated with the beast, but are to answer hereafter for what we have done, whether it be good or bad, surely the main business of life should be to govern ourselves by godliness, that is, to be christians in our principles, holy in our conversation, and upright in our behaviour. If the gospel be true, (as has been proved a thousand and a thousand times, by the wisest men in the world, to the confusion and silence of infidelity,) and the Son of God came into the world, not to make Judea the seat of ab∣solute and universal empire, and establish a temporal dominion in all possible pomp and magnificence, (as the Jews most erroneously and ridiculously fancied, and to this day be∣lieve,) but to prepare greater things for us; to relieve us from the power of sin, and the endless and unspeakable miseries of the life which is to come; to propose a prize far more worthy of our expectations than the glories of civil power, and to secure to us the hap∣piness both of soul and body to all eternity, in the kingdom of God; then certainly, in

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regard to ourselves, we ought to attend to his heavenly lessons, and turn from the un∣lawful enjoyments of this life, to the end∣less and solid happiness of a future state. As this is the case, we should cherish and im∣prove a faith of invisible things, by serious and impartial consideration. We should at∣tend to the evidence which God has given us for the truth of christianity, evidence very cogent and sufficient; and then shew our faith by works suited to the doctrine of Christ; that is, by recommending the practice of virtue, and the worship of one God, the Creator of the universe.

Consider then, Miss Bennet, that you stand on the brink of death, resurrection, and judg∣ment; and it is time to begin by serious and humble enquiry to arrive at a faith of strength and activity; that by your eminence in all vir∣tue and holiness, you may make the glorious attempt to be greatest in the kingdom of hea∣ven. This will be a work worthy of an im∣mortal Soul: Nor will it hinder you from enjoying as much happiness in this lower he∣misphere, as reason can desire. For godli∣ness is profitable unto all things, having pro∣mise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.

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gentlest manner, by good sense and good manners; made me a convert to christianity and goodness, He snatched me from the gulph of eternal perdition, and, from the realms of darkness, and the society of devils, brought me into the kingdom of the Messiah. To make me as happy as it was possible even in this world, he married me, and landed me in this charming spot you found me in. For seven years, we lived in great happiness, without ever stirring from this fine solitude, and since his death, I have had no inclination to return to the world: I have one lady for my companion, an agreeable sensible woman, a near relation of Mr. Tench's, and with her, and some good books, and three or four agreeable neighbours, have all the felicity I care for in this world. When you saw me at Curl's, I had no taste for any thing but the comedy, the opera, and a tale of La Fontaine; but you found me with a volume of Tillotson in my hand, under that aged and beautiful cedar, near the road; and in those sermons I now find more delight, in the solemn shade of one of those fine trees, than ever I enjoyed in the gayest scenes of the world. In these sweet silent walks I am really happy. Riches and honour are with me, yea durable riches and righteousness. To the blessings of time, I can here add the riches of expectation and comfort, the riches of future glory and hap∣piness.

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This makes me fond of this fine retreat. In contentment, peace, and com∣fort of mind, I now live. By hearkning to the commandments, my peace is a river.

Here Mrs. Tench had done, and I was a∣mazed beyond expression. This charming libertine was quite changed. It was for∣merly her wont (when I have sat an evening with her at Curl's,) to make a jest of the christian scheme, — to laugh at the devil and his flames; her life was all pleasure, and her soul all whim: but when I saw her last, she was serious, and seemed to enjoy as happy a serenity and composure of mind, as ever mortal was blessed with. Even her eyes had acquired a more sober light, and in the place of a wild and luscious air, a beautiful mo∣desty appeared.

* 8.59§. 9. And now to what shall I ascribe this astonishing alteration? Shall I say with our methodists and other visionaries, that it must be owing to immediate impulse, and proceeded from inward impression of the Spirit? No: this will not do. It was owing to be sure, to the word (not in-spoken) but taught by Christ in his gospel. When her friend Tench opened the New Testament to her, her good under∣standing inclined her to hearken. She began to consider: She pondered, and had a regard to the gospel, now laid before her, by that sensible and excellent young clergyman. She

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became a believer. And as the Apostle says, We can do all things through Christ who strengthens us; that is, says Dr. Hunt, in one of his fine sermons, through the direc∣tions of Christ, and through the arguments and motives of the christian doctrine. Well said, Hunt. It must be our own choice, to be sure, to be good and virtuous. So far as men are passive, and are acted upon, they are not agents. Without power to do good or evil, men cannot be moral or accountable beings, and be brought into judgment, or receive ac∣cording to their works.

Dr. Lardner, in his excellent sermon on the power and efficacy of Christ's doctrine, has a fine observation; — Would any say, that the ne∣cessity of immediate and particular influences from Christ himself, is implied in this context, where he says, that he is a vine, and his dis∣ciples branches, and that their bearing fruit depends as much upon influences from him, as the life and vigour of branches do upon the sap derived from the root of the tree? It would be easy to answer, that the argu∣ment in the text is a similitude, not literal truth. Neither is Christ literally a vine, nor are his disciples, strictly speaking, branches. Men have a reasonable, intellectual nature, above animals and vegetables. They are not governed by irresistible, and necessary, or mechanical powers. But it is sound doctrine,

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and right principles, particularly the words of Christ, which are the words of God, that are their life, and may, and will, if attended to, powerfully enable them to promote good works, and to excell, and persevere therein.

* 8.60§. 10. But it is time to my own story. —While I lodged at Curl's, two Irish gentlemen came to see me, Jemmy King an attorney, and that famous master in chancery, who debauched Nelly Hayden, the beauty, and kept her several years. I knew these men were as great rakes as ever lived, and had no notion of religion; that they were devoted to pleasure, and chased away every sober thought and apprehension by company, by empty, vicious, and unmanly pleasures: The voice of the monitor was lost, in the confused noise and tumult of the passions: but I thought they had honour at the bottom, according to the common notion of it. I never imagined they were sharpers, nor knew, that being ruined in Ireland, they came over to live by a gaming table. The Doctor especially, I thought was above ever becoming that kind of man, as he had a large estate, and the best education; always kept good company; and to appearance, was as fine a gentleman as ever was seen in the world. With these two I dined, and after dinner, they brought me, as it were, out of curiosity, to a gaming table, they had

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by accident discovered, where there was a bank kept by men of the greatest honour, who played quite fair, and by hazarding a few guineas, I might perhaps, as they did, come off with some hundreds.

At entring the room, I saw about twenty well-drest men sitting round a table, on which lay a vast heap of gold. We all began to play, and for two or three hours, I did win some hundreds of pounds: the Doctor and the other cheat, his friend, seemed to lose a large sum; but before morning they won it all back from me, with a great deal more; and I not only lost what I had got then, but, excepting a few pounds, what I was worth in the world; the thousands I had gained by my several wives. I had sold their estates, and lodged the money in my banker's hands. The villains round this table got it all, and my two Irishmen were not to be seen. They disappeared, and left me madly playing away my all. I heard no more of them, till I was told several years after, that they were in the Isle of Man, among other outlawed, aban∣doned, wicked men; where they drank night and day, according to the custom of the place, and lived in defiance of God and man. There these two advocates of impiety dwelt for some time, and died as they had lived; enemies to all good principles, and friends to a general corruption.

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As to the well-drest company round the table, they went off one by one, and left me all alone to the bitter thought, which led me to what I was some hours before, by what I then found myself to be. I was almost distracted. What had I to do with play, (I said)? I wanted nothing. And now by vil∣lains, with a sett of dice that would deceive the devil, I am undone. By sharpers and false dice I have sat to be ruined. The re∣flexion numb'd my senses for some time: and then I started, was wild, and raved.

* 8.61§. 11. This transaction made me very thoughtful, and I sat within for several days, thinking which way to turn. Curl saw I was perplexed, and on his asking me if I had met with any misfortune, I told him the whole case; that I had but one hundred pounds left, and requested he would advise me what I had best do. To do justice to every one, Curl seemed deeply concerned, and after some silence, as we sat over a bottle at a Coffee-house, he bid me take notice of an old gentleman, who was not far from us. That is Dunk the miser, who lives in a wood about 20 miles off. He has one daughter, the finest creature in the universe, and who is to succeed to his great estate, whether he will or not; it being so settled at his marri∣age;

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but he confines her so much in the coun∣try, and uses her so cruelly every way, that I believe she would run away with any honest young fellow, who could find means to ad∣dress her. Know then (continued Curl) that I serve Mr. Dunk with paper, pens, ink, wax, pamphlets, and every thing he wants in my way. Once a quarter of a year, I generally go to his country-house with such things, as he is glad to see me sometimes; or if I can∣not go myself, I send them by some other hand. Next week I am to forward some things to him, and if you will take them, I will write a line by you to Miss his daughter, recommend you to her for a husband, as one she may depend on for honour and truth. She knows I am her friend, and who can tell, but she may go off with you. She will have a thousand a year, when the wretch her fa∣ther dies, if he should leave his personal estate another way.

This thought pleased me much, and at the appointed time, away I went to Mr. Dunk's country-house with a wallet full of things, and delivered Curl's letter to Miss. As soon as she had read it, I began my address, and in the best manner I could, made her an offer of my service, to deliver her from the tyrant her father. I gave her an account of a little farm I had on the borders of Cumberland, a purchase I had made, on ac∣count

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of the charms of the ground, and a small pretty lodge which stood in the middle of it, by a clump of old trees, near a mur∣muring stream; that if she pleased, I would take her to that sweet, silent spot, and enable her to live in peace; with contentment and tran∣quility of mind; tho' far away from the splen∣dors and honours of the world: and considering, that a christian is not to conform to the world, or to the pomps and vanities of it; its grand customs and usages; its dress and entries; its stage representations and masquerades, as they minister to vice, and tend to debauch the manners; but are to look upon ourselves as beings of another world, and to form our minds with these spiritual principles; it fol∣lows then, I think, that a pleasing country situation for a happy pair must be grateful enough. There peace and love and modesty may be best preserved; the truth and gravity of our religion be strictly maintained; and every lawful and innocent enjoyment be for ever the delights of life. Away from the idle modes of the world; perpetual love and un∣mixed joys may be our portion, through the whole of our existence here; and the in∣ward principles of the heart be ever laudable and pure. So will our happiness as mortals be stable,—subject to no mixture or change; and when called away from this lower hemi∣sphere, have nothing to fear, as we used this

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world, as tho' we used it not; as we knew no gratifications and liberties but what our reli∣gion allows us: as our enjoyments will be but the necessary convenience and accommo∣dation, for passing from this world to the realms of eternal happiness: Follow me then, Miss Dunk; I will convey you to a scene of still life and felicity, great and last∣ing as the heart of woman can wish for.

The charming Agnes seemed not a little surprized at what I had said, and after look∣ing at me very earnestly for a minute or two, told me, she would give me an answer to Mr. Curl's letter in less than half an hour, which was all she could say at present, and with it I returned to give him an account of the reception I had. It will do, he said, after he had read the letter I brought him from Miss Dunk, but you must be my young man for a week or two more, and take some more things to the same place. He then shewed me the letter, and I read the following lines.

SIR,

I am extremely obliged to you for your concern about my happiness and liberty, and will own to you, that in my dismal situation, I would take the friend you recommend, for a guide through the wilderness, If I could think his heart was as sound as his head. If

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his intentions were as upright as his words are fluent and good, I need not be long in pondering on the scheme he proposed.— But can we believe him true, as Lucinda says in the play?
The sunny hill, the flow'ry vale, The garden and the grove, Have echo'd to his ardent tale, And vows of endless love.
The conquest gain'd, he left his prize, He left her to complain, To talk of joy with weeping eyes, And measure time by pain.

To this Curl replied in a circumstantial manner, and vouched very largely for me. I delivered his letter the next morning, when I went with some acts of parliament to old Dunk, and I found the beauty, his daughter, in a rosy bower;—Simplex munditiis, neat and clean as possible in the most genteel undress; and her person so vastly fine, her face so vastly charming; that I could not but repeat the lines of Otway,

Man when created first wander'd up and down, Forlorn and silent as his vassal brutes; But when a heav'n-born maid, like you appear'd, Strange pleasures fill'd his soul, unloos'd his tongue, And his first talk was love.—

A deal I said upon the occasion: we became well acquainted that day, as her father had

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got a disorder that obliged him to keep his bed, and by the time I had visited her a month longer, under various pretences of business invented by the ingenious Curl, Agnes agreed to go off with me, and commit herself intirely to my care and protection: But before I relate this transaction, I think it proper to give my readers the picture of this lady; and then an apology for her flying away with me, with whom she was but a month acquainted.

* 9.1Agnes in her person was neither tall nor thin, but almost both, young and lovely, graceful and commanding: She inspired a respect, and compelled the beholder to ad∣mire and love and reverence her. Her voice was melodious; her words quite charming; and every look and motion to her advantage. Taste was the characteristic of her under∣standing: Her sentiments were refined: And a sensibility appeared in every feature of her face. She could talk on various subjects, and comprehended them, which is what few speakers do: but with the finest discernment, she was timid, and so diffident of her opi∣nion, that she often concealed the finest thoughts under a seeming simplicity of soul. This was visible to a hearer, and the decency of ignorance added a new beauty to her cha∣racter. In short, possessed of excellence, she

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appeared unconscious of it, and never disco∣vered the least pride or precipitancy in her conversation.—Her manner was perfectly po∣lite, and mixed with a gaiety that charmed, because it was as free from restraint as from boldness.

In sum, exclusive of her fine understand∣ing, in her dress, and in her behaviour, she was so extremely pleasing, so vastly agree∣able and delightful, that she ever brought to my remembrance, when I beheld her, the Corinna described in the beautiful lines of Tibullus:

Illam quicquid agit, quoquo vestigia flectit, Componit furtim subsequiturque decor; Seu solvit crines, fusis decet esse capillis; Seu compsit comptis est veneranda comis. Urit seu tyria voluit procedere pulla; Urit seu nivea candida veste venit. Talis in aeterno felix Vertumnus Olympo Mille habet ornatus, mille decenter habet.
When love would set the gods on fire, he flies To light his torches at her sparkling eyes. Whate'er Corinna does, where'er she goes, The graces all her motions still compose. How her hair charms us, when it loosely falls, Comb'd back and ty'd, our veneration calls! If she comes out in scarlet, then she turns Us all to ashes,—though in white she burns. Vertumnus so a thousand dresses wears, So in a thousand, ever grace appears.

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Such was the beautiful Agnes, who went off with me, and in so doing acted well and wisely, I affirm, on her taking me only for an honest man; for there is no more obedi∣ence due from a daughter to her father, when he becomes an unrelenting oppressor, than there is from a subject to an English king, when the monarch acts contrary to the con∣stitution. Passive obedience is as much non∣sense in a private family, as in the govern∣ment of the prince. The parent, like the king, must be a nursing father, a rational humane sovereign, and so long all service and obedi∣ence are due. But if, like the prince, he be∣comes a tyrant, deprives his daughter of her natural rights and liberties; will not allow her the blessings of life, but keep her in chains and misery; self-preservation, and her just claim to the comforts of existence and a rational freedom, give her a right to change her situ∣ation, and better her condition. If she can have bread, serenity, and freedom, peace and little, with an honest man, she is just to hers∣elf in going off with such a deliverer. Reason and revelation will acquit her.

Thus justly thought Miss Dunk, and there∣fore with me she fled at midnight. We met within half a mile of her father's house, by the side of an antient wood, and a running stream, which had a pleasing effect, as it hap∣pened to be a bright moonshine. With her

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foot in my hand, I lifted her into her saddle, and as our horses were excellent, we rid many miles in a few hours. By eight in the morning, we were out of the reach of old Dunk, and at the sign of the Pilgrim, a lone house in Esur-vale, in Hertfordshire, we break∣fasted very joyfully. The charming Agnes seemed well pleased with the expedition, and said a thousand things that rendered the jour∣ney delightful. Twelve days we travelled in a fulness of delights, happy beyond descrip∣tion, and the thirteenth arrived at a village not far from my little habitation. Here we designed to be married two days after, when we had rested, as there was a church and a parson in the town, and then ride on to Foley farm in Cumberland, as my small spot was called, and there sit down in peace and hap∣piness.

But the second day, instead of rising to the nuptial ceremony, to crown my life with unutterable bliss, and make me beyond all mankind happy, the lovely Agnes fell ill of a fever. A sense of weight and oppression discovered the inflammation within, and was attended with sharp and pungent pains. The blood could not pass off as it ought in the course of circulation, and the whole mass was in a violent fluctuation and motion. In a word, she died in a few days, and as she had requested, if it came to that, I laid her

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out, and put her into the coffin myself. I kept her seven days, according to the custom of the old Romans, and then in the dress of sorrow, followed her to the grave.—Thus was my plan of happiness broken to pieces. I had given a roundness to a system of feli∣city, and in the place of it, saw death and hor∣ror, and disappointment before me.

What to do next I could not tell. One question was, should I return to Orton-lodge, to my two young heiresses? No: they want∣ed two years of being at age.—Then, shall I stay at Foley-farm where I was, and turn hermit? No: I had no inclination yet to be∣come a father of the desarts.—Will you re∣turn to London then, and see if fortune has any thing more in reserve for you? This I liked best; and after six months deliberation on the thing, I left my farm in the care of an old woman, and set out in the beginning of January.

* 9.2§. 13. It was as fine a winter's morning as I had seen, which encouraged me to ven∣ture among the Fells of Westmoreland; but at noon the weather changed, and an even∣ing very terrible came on. A little after three, it began to blow, rain, and snow very hard, and it was not long before it was very dark. We lost the way quite, and for three hours wandered about in as dismal a night as ever

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poor travellers had. The storm rattled: The tempest howled: We could not see the horse's heads, and were almost dead with cold. We had nothing to expect but death, as we knew not which way to turn to any house, and it was impossible to remain alive till the day appeared. It was a dismal scene. But my time was not yet come, and when we had no ground to expect deliverance, the beasts of a sudden stopt, and Soto found we were at the gate of a walled yard. There he immediately made all the noise he could, and it was not long before a servant with a lantern came. He related our case within, and had orders to admit us. He brought me into a common parlour, where there was a good fire, and I got dry things. The man brought me half a pint of hot alicant, and in about half an hour, I was alive and well again. On enquiring where I was, the foot∣man told me, it was Doctor Stanvil's house; that his master and lady were above in the dining-room, with some company, and he had directions to light me up, when I had changed my cloaths, and was recovered. Upon this I told him I was ready, and fol∣lowed him.

* 9.3On the servant's opening a door, I entred a handsome apartment, well lighted with wax, and which had a glorious fire blazing in it. The doctor received me with great politeness,

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and said many civil things upon fortune's con∣ducting me to his house. The conversation naturally fell upon the horrors of the night, as it still continued to rain, hail, and blow, beyond what any of the company had ever heard; and one of the ladies said, she be∣lieved the winter was always far more, boi∣sterous and cold among the Fells of Westmore∣land, than in any other part of England, for which she gave several good reasons: The solemn mountains, the beautiful vallies, the falling streams, form one of the most charm∣ing countries in the world in summer-time; but in winter, it is the most dreadful spot of earth, to be sure.

* 9.4The voice of the lady who talked in this manner, I thought I was well acquainted with, but by the position of the candles, and the angle of a screen in which she sat, I could not very well see her face: Amazement how∣ever began to seize me, and as an elegant supper was soon after brought in, I had an oppor∣tunity of seeing that Miss Dunk whom I had buried, was now before my eyes, in the cha∣racter of Dr. Stanvil's wife; or, at least, it was one so like her, it was not possible for me to distinguish the figures:—there was the same bright victorious eyes, and chesnut hair; the complexion like a blush, and a mouth where all the little loves for ever dwelt; there was the fugitive dimple, the inchant∣ing

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laugh, the rosy fingers, the fine height, and the mein more striking than Calypso's. O heavens! I said to myself, on sitting down to supper, What is this I see! But as she did not seem to to be at all affected, or shewed the least sign of her having ever seen me be∣fore that time, I remained silent, and only continued to look with admiration at her, un∣mindful of the many excellent things before me.—In a minute or two, however, I recovered myself. I ate my supper, and joined in the festivity of the night. We had music, and several songs. We were easy, free, and hap∣py as well-bred people could be.

* 9.5At midnight we parted, and finding an easy-chair by the side of my bed, I threw myself into it, and began to reflect on what I had seen; Finn standing before me with his arms folded, and looking very seriously at me. This lasted for about a quarter of an hour, and then the honest fellow spoke in the following manner.—I beg leave, Sir, to imagine you are perplexing yourself about the lady of this house, whom I suppose you take for Miss Dunk, we brought from the other side of England, half a year ago, and buried in the next church-yard to Blenkern. This, if I may be so free, is likewise my opinion. I would take my oath of it in a court of justice, if there was occasion for that. However she got out of the grave, and by

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whatever casualty she came to be Mrs. Stan∣vil, and mistress of this fine house; yet I could swear to her being the lady who tra∣velled with us from the west to Cumberland. But then, it seems very wonderful and strange, that she should forget you so soon, or be able to act a part so amazing, as to seem not to have ever seen you before this night. This has astonished me, as I stood behind your chair at supper, looking full at her; and I observed she looked at me once or twice. What to say to all this, I know not; but I will make all the enquiry I can among the servants, as to the time and manner of her coming here, and let you know to-morrow, what I have been able to collect in relation to her. In the mean time, be advis'd by me, Sir, tho' I am but a poor fellow, and think no more of the matter to the loss of your night's rest. We have had a wonderful deliverance from death by getting into this house, I am sure, and we ought to lie down with thankfulness and joy, without fretting ourselves awake for a woman, or any trifling incident that could befall. Be∣side, she is now another man's property, however it came to pass, and it would be inconsistent with your character to think any more of her. This may be too free; but I hope, Sir, you will excuse it in a servant who has your in∣terest and welfare at heart. — Here the sage Finn had done. He withdrew, and I went to sleep.

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* 9.6Betimes the next morning, Finn was with me, and on my asking what news, he said, he had heard something from all the servants, and more particularly had got the following account from the doctor's own man:—that Dr. Stanvil had a small lodge within three miles of the house we were in, and retired there sometimes to be more alone, than he could be in the residence we were at; that this lodge was a mere repository of curiosities, in the middle of a garden full of all the herbs and plants that grew in every country of the world, and in one chamber of this house was a great number of skeletons, which the doctor had made himself; for it was his wont to procure bodies from the surrounding church-yards, by men he kept in pay for the purpose, and cut them up himself at this lodge: that some of these dead were brought to him in hampers, and some in their cof∣fins on light railed cars, as the case required: that near six months ago, the last time the doctor was at this lodge, there was brought to him by his men the body of a young woman in her coffin, in order to a dissection as usual, and the bones being wired; but as it lay on the back, on the great table he cuts up on, and the point of his knife at the pit of the sto∣mach, to open the breast, he perceived a kind of motion in the subject, heard a sigh

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soon after, and looking up to the head saw the eyes open and shut again: that upon this, he laid down his knife, which had but just scratch'd the body, at the beginning of the linea alba, (as my informer called it) and helped himself to put it into a warm bed: that he took all possible pains, by admini∣stering every thing he could think useful, to restore life, and was so fortunate as to set one of the finest women in the world on her feet again. As she had no raiment but the shroud which had been on her in the coffin, he got every thing belonging to dress that a woman of distinction could have occasion for, and in a few days time, she sparkled before her pre∣server in the brightness of an Eastern princess: He was quite charmed with the beauties of her person, and could not enough admire her uncommon understanding: He offered to marry her, to settle largely on her, and as she was a single woman, she could not in gratitude refuse the request of so generous a benefactor: My informer further related, that they have both lived in the greatest happiness ever since; and the doctor, who is one of the best of men, is continually studying how to add to the felicities of her every day: that he offered to take her up to London to pass the winters there, but this she refused, and desired she might remain where she was in the country, as it was really most agree∣able

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to her, and as he preferred it to the town.

* 9.7This account made the thing quite plain to me. And to judge impartially, consider∣ing the whole case, I could neither blame the lovely Agnes for marrying the doctor, nor condemn her for pretending to be a stranger to me. She was fairly dead and buried, and all connexion between us was at an end of course, as there had been no marriage, nor contract of marriage. And as to reviving the affair, and renewing the tenderness which had existed, it could answer no other end than producing unhappiness, as she was then Mrs. Stanvil, in a decent and happy situation. And further, in respect of her marrying the doctor so soon after her separation from me, it was certainly the wisest thing she could do, as she had been so intirely at his disposal, was without a stitch to cover her, and I in all probability, after burying her, being gone up to London, or in some place, where she could never hear of me more; I might likewise have been married, if any thing advantageous had offered after laying her in the church-yard. And beside, she neither knew the place she fell sick in, nor the country the doctor removed her to, as soon as ever he could get any cloaths to put on her. So that, naked and friendless as she was, without any money, and ignorant of

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what became of me; without a possibility of informing herself; I could not but acquit her. I even admired her conduct, and re∣solved so far to imitate her, in regard to the general happiness, that nothing should appear in my behaviour, which could incline any one to think, I had ever seen her before the night the tempest drove me to her house. I was vexed, I own, to lose her. But that could be no reason for making a senseless uproar, that could do nothing but mischief.

As composed then as I could be, I went down to breakfast, on a servant's letting me know they waited for me, and found the same company, who had so lately parted to slumber, all quite alive and chearful, easy and happy as mortals could be. At the request of Dr. Stanvil, who was extremely civil, I staid with them two months, and passed the time in a delightful conversation, inter∣mixed with music, cards, and feasting.* 9.8 With sadness I left them all, but especially on ac∣count of parting for ever with the late Miss Dunk. It was indeed for the pleasure of looking at her, that I staid so long as I did at Dr. Stanvil's; and when it came to an eter∣nal separation, I felt that morning of my departure, an inward distress it is impossible to give an idea of to another. It had some resemblance (I imagine) of what the visio∣naries call a dereliction; when they sink from

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extasy to the black void of horror, by the strength of fancy, and the unnacountable operation of the animal spirits.

* 9.9Here, before I proceed, I think I ought to remove some objections that may be made against my relation of Mrs. Stanvil's coming to life again, and her being brought from the couch of lasting night to a bridal bed. It is not easy to believe, that after I seemed certain she was dead, and kept her the pro∣per number of days before interment; saw her lie the cold wan subject for a consider∣able time, and then let down into the grave; yet from thence she should come forth, and now be the desire of a husband's eyes. This is a hard account sure. But nevertheless, it is a fact. As to my being mistaken, no less a man than Dr. Cheyne thought Colonel Town∣send dead: (See his Nervous Cases:) And that several have lived for many years, after they had been laid in the tomb, is a thing too certain, and well-known, to be denied. In Bayle's dictionary, there is the history of a lady of quality, belonging to the court of Catharine de Medicis, who was brought from the church vault, where she had been forty-eight hours, and afterwards became the mo∣ther of several children, on her marriage with the Marquis D'Auvergne.—The learned Dr. Connor, in his history of Poland, gives us a very wonderful relation of a gentleman's re∣viving

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in that country, after he had been seem∣ingly dead for near a fortnight; and adds a very curious dissertation on the nature of such reco∣veries. The case of Dun Scotus, who was found out of his coffin, on the steps going down to the vault he was deposited in, and leaning on his elbow, is full to my purpose. And I can affirm from my own knowledge, that a gentleman of my acquaintance, a worthy excellent man, was buried alive, and found not only much bruised and torn, on opening his coffin, but turned on one side. This many still living can attest as well as I. The reason of opening the grave again, was his dying of a high fever in the absence of his lady, who was in a distant county from him; and on her return, three days after he was buried, would have a sight of him, as she had been extremely fond of him. His face was sadly broke, and his hands hurt in striving to force up the lid of the coffin. The lady was so affected with the dis∣mal sight, that she never held up her head af∣ter, and died in a few weeks. I could likewise add another extraordinary case of a man who was hang'd, and to all appearance was quite dead, yet three days after his execution reco∣vered as they were going to cut him up. —How these things happen, is not easy to account for; but happen they do sometimes. And this case of Mrs. Stanvil, may be de∣pended on as a fact.

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N. B. The following is the thing promised the English reader at page 381.

The legend on the monument of Homonoea, translated into English.

Atimetus.

If it was allowed to lay down one's life for another, and possible by such means, to save what we loved from the grave, whate∣ever length of days was allotted me, I would with pleasure offer up my life, to get my Ho∣monoea from the tomb; but as this cannot be done, what is in my power I will do,—fly from the light of heaven, and follow you to the realms of lasting night.

Homonoea.

My dearest Atimetus, cease to torment your unhappy mind, nor let grief thus feed on your youth, and make life bitterness itself. I am gone in the way appointed for all the mortal race: All must be numbered with the dead. And since fate is inexorable, and tears are in vain, weep not for me, once more I conjure you. But may you be ever happy, may providence preserve you, and

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add to your life those years which have been taken from mine.

The person who erected the monument to the memory of Homonoea.

Stop, traveller, for a few minutes, and ponder on these lines.

Here lies Homonoea, whom Atimetus pre∣ferred to the greatest and most illustrious wo∣men of his time. She had the form of Venus, the charms of the graces; and an understand∣ing and sensibility, which demonstrated that wisdom had given to an angel's form, a mind more lovely. Before she was twenty, she was dissolved. And as she had practised righteousness, by carrying it well to those about her, and to all that were specially re∣lated, she parted with them, as she had lived with them, in justice and charity, in modesty and submission, in thankfulness and peace. Filled with divine thoughts, inured to contemplate the perfections of God, and to acknowledge his providence in all events, she died with the humblest resignation to the divine will, and was only troubled that she left her hus∣band a mourner. Excellent Homonoea.

May the earth lie light upon thee, and in the morning of the resurrection, may you awake again to life, and rise to that im∣mortality and glory, which God, the righ∣teous

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Judge, will give to true worth and dignity; — as rewards to a life adorned with all virtues and excellencies, — the dikaió∣mata, — that is, the righteous acts of the Saints.

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SECTION XII.

Opinion's foot is never, never found Where knowledge dwells, 'tis interdicted ground; At wisdom's gate th' opinion's must resign Their charge, those limits their employ confine. Thus trading barks, skill'd in the wat'ry road, To distant climes convey their precious load. Then turn their prow, light bounding o'er the main, And with new traffic store their keels again. Thus far is clear. But yet untold remains, What the good genius to the crowd ordains, Just on the verge of life. He bids them hold A spirit with erected courage hold. Never (he calls) on fortune's faith rely, Nor grasp her dubious gift as property. Let not her smile transport, her frown dismay, Nor praise, nor blame, nor wonder at her sway, Which reason never guides: 'tis fortune still, Capricious chance, and arbitrary will. Bad bankers, vain of treasure not their own, With foolish rapture hug the trusted loan. Impatient, when the pow'rful bond demands Its unremember'd cov'nant from their hands. Unlike to such, without a sigh restore What fortune lends: anon she'll lavish more. Repenting of her bounty, snatch away, Yea, seize your patrimonial fund for prey, Embrace her proffer'd boon, but instant rise, Spring upward, and secure a lasting prize, The gift which wisdom to her sons divides; Knowledge, whose beam the doubting judgment guides, Scatters the sensual fog, and clear to view Distinguishes false int'rest from the true. Flee, flee to this, with unabating pace, Nor parly for a moment at the place,

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Where pleasure and her harlots tempt, nor rest, But at false wisdom's inn, a transient guest: For short refection, at her table fit, And take what science may your palate hit: Then wing your journey forward, till you reach True wisdom, and imbibe the truth she'll teach. Such is th' advice the friendly genius gives, He perishes who scorns, who follows lives. SCOTT'S CEBES.(17) 10.1

* 10.2§. 1. WITH this advice of the genius in my head, (which by chance I had read the morning I took my leave of Dr. Stanvil,) I set out, as I had resolved, for York, and design'd to go from thence to London; hoping to meet with something good, and purposing, if it was possible, to be no longer the Rover, but turn to something useful, and fix. I had lost almost all at the gam∣ing-table, (as related) and had not thirty pounds of my last hundred remaining: This, with a few sheep, cows and horses at Orton-lodge, and a very small stock at my little farm, on the

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borders of Cumberland, was all I had left. It made me very serious, and brought some dismal apprehensions in view: But I did not despair. As my heart was honest, I still trusted in the providence of God, and his ad∣ministration of things is this world. As the infinite power and wisdom of the Creator was evident, from a survey of this magnificent and glorious scene; — as his care and pro∣vidence over each particular, in the admini∣stration of the great scheme was conspicuous; can man, the favourite of heaven, have rea∣son to lift up his voice to complain, if he calls off his affections from folly, and by natural and supernatural force, by reason and reve∣lation, overbears the prejudices of flesh and blood;—if he ponders the hopes and fears of religion,—and gives a just allowance to a future interest? Hearken to the commandments, (saith the Lord,) and your peace shall be as a river.

* 10.3§. 2. On then I trotted, brave as the man of wood, we read of in an excellent French writer,(18) 10.4

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mile to meet with something fortunate; but nothing extraordinary occurred till the second evening, when I arrived at a little lone pub∣lic-house, on the side of a great heath, by the entrance of a wood. For an hour before I came to this resting-place, I had rid in a tempest of wind, rain, lightning and thun∣der, so very violent, that it brought to my remembrance old Hesiod's description of a storm.

Then Jove omnipotent display'd the god, And all Olympus trembled as he trod: He grasps ten thousand thunders in his hand, Bares his red arm, and wields the forky brand; Then aims the bolts, and bids his lightnings play, They flash, and rend thro' heav'n their flaming way: Redoubling blow on blow, in wrath he moves, The sing'd earth groans, and burns with all her groves: A night of clouds blots out the golden day, Full in their eyes the writhen lightnings play: Nor slept the wind; the wind new horror forms, Clouds dash on clouds before th' outragious storms; While tearing up the sands, in drifts they rise, And half the desarts mount th' encumber'd skies: At once the tempest bellows, lightnings fly, The thunders roar, and clouds involve the sky.

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with for shelter: but at last we came to the thatched habitation of a publican, and I thought it a very comfortable place: We had bread and bacon, and good ale for supper, and in our circumstances, it seemed a delici∣ous meal.

* 10.5§. 3. This man informed me, that about a mile from his habitation, in the middle of the wood, there dwelt an old physician, one Dr. Fitzgibbons, an Irish gentleman, who had one very pretty daughter, a sensible wo∣man, to whom he was able to give a good fortune, if a man to both their liking ap∣peared; but as no such one had as yet come in their way, my landlord advised me to try the adventure, and he would furnish me with an excuse for going to the doctor's house. This set me a thinking: Dr. Fitzgibbons, an Irish gentleman, I said: I know the man. I saved his son's life, in Ireland, when he was upon the brink of destruction, and the old gentleman was not only then as thankful as it was possible for a man to be, in return for the good I had done him, at the hazard of my own life; but assured me, a thousand times over, that if ever it was in his power to return my kindness, he would be my friend to the utmost of his ability. He must ever remember, with the greatest gratitude, the benefit I had

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so generously conferred on him and his. All this came full into my mind, and I deter∣mined to visit the old gentleman in the morning.

§. 4. Next day, as I had resolved, I went to pay my respects to Dr. Fitzgibbons, who remembered me perfectly well, was most heartily glad to see me, and received me in the most affectionate manner. He immediately began to repeat his obligations to me, for the deliverance I had given his son, and that if it was in his power to be of ser∣vice to me in England, he would leave no∣thing undone that was possible for him to do, to befriend me.(19) 10.6

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darling son of his, whose life I had saved, was an eminent physician at the court of Russia, where he lived in the greatest opu∣lence and reputation: and as he owed his existence as such to me, his father could never be grateful enough in return. Can I any way serve you, Sir? Have you been for∣tunate or unfortunate, since your living in England? Are you married or unmarried? I have a daughter by a second wife, and if you are not yet engaged, will give her to you, with a good fortune, and in two years time; if you will study physic here, under my di∣rection, will enable you to begin to practice, and get money as I have done in this coun∣try. I have so true a sense of that generous act you did to save my son, that I will with pleasure do any thing in my power that can contribute to your happiness.

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To this I replied, by thanking the doctor for his friendly offers, and letting him know, that since my coming to England several years ago, which was occasioned by a difference be∣tween my father and me; I had met with seve∣ral turns of fortune, good and bad, and was at present but in a very middling way; having only a little spot among the mountains of Richmondshire, with a cottage and garden on it, and three or four beasts, which I found by accident without an owner, as I travelled through that uninhabited land; and a small farm of fifty acres with some stock, on the borders of Cumberland, which I got by a de∣ceased wife. This, with about fifty guineas in my purse, was my all at present; and I was going up to London, to try if I could meet with any thing fortunate in that place; but that, since he was pleased to make me such generous offers, I would stop, study physic as he proposed, and accept the great honour he did me in offering me his daugh∣ter for a wife. I told him likewise very fairly and honestly, that I had been rich by three or four marriages since my being in this country; but that I was unfortunately taken in at a gaming-table, by the means of two Irish gentlemen he knew very well, and there lost all; which vext me the more, as I really do not love play:—that as to my fa∣ther, I had little to expect from him, tho'

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he had a great estate, as our difference was about religion; (which kind of disputes always have the cruellest tendency;) and the wife you know he married, a low cunning woman, does all she can to maintain the variance, and keep up his anger to me, that her nephew may do the better on my ruin. I have not writ to him since my being in England: Nor have I met with any one who could give me any account of the family. This is my case, Sir.

And what (Dr. Fitzgibbons said) is this fine religious dispute, which has made your father fall out with a son he was once so fond of?—It was about trinity in unity, Sir: a thing I have often heard your son argue against by lessons he had from you, as he in∣formed me. My father is as orthodox as Gre∣gory Nazienzen, among the antient fathers, or Trapp and Potter, Webster and Waterland, among the modern doctors; and when he found out, that I was become an unitarian, and renounced his religion of three Gods, the horrible creed of Athanasius, and all the de∣spicable explications of his admired divines, on that subject; — that I insisted, that not∣withstanding all the subtle inventions of learned men, through the whole christian world, yet God Almighty hath not appointed himself to be worshipped by precept or ex∣ample in any one instance in his holy word,

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under the character of Father, Son, and Holy Ghost; — that the worship of three persons and one God is expresly contrary to the solemn determination of Christ and his Apostles;— and in numbers of instances in the New Testament it is declared, that the one God and Father of all is the only su∣preme object, to whom all religious worship should be directed:— that for these reasons, I renounced the received doctrine of a co-equal trinity, and believed our great and learned divines, who laboured to prevent people from seeing the truth as it is in Jesus, would be in some tribulation at Christ's tribunal; where they are to appear stripped of all worldly ho∣nours, dignities, and preferments, poor, naked, wretched mortals, and to answer for their sup∣plement to the gospel, in an invented heresy of three Gods. —When my father heard these things, and saw the religious case of his son, his passion was very great. He forbid me his table, and ordered me to shift for myself. He renounced me, as I had done the triune God.

The doctor wondered not a little at the account I had given him, (as my father was reckoned a man of great abilities,) and tak∣ing me by the hand, said, I had acted most gloriously: that what lost me my father's affection, was the very thing that ought to have

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induced him to erect a statue to my honour in his garden: — that since I was pleased to accept of his offer, his friendship I might depend on:— that if I would, I should begin the next day the study of physic under his direction, and at the end of two years, he would give me his daughter, who was not yet quite twenty.

* 10.7§. 5. Just as he had said this, Miss Fitz∣gibbons entred the room, and her father in∣troduced me to her. The sight of her asto∣nished me; tho' I had before seen so many fine women, I could not help looking with wonder at her. She appeared one of those finished creatures, whom we cannot enough admire, and upon acquaintance with her, be∣came much more glorious.

What a vast variety of beauty do we see in the infinity of nature. Among the sex, we may find a thousand and a thousand perfect images and characters; all equally striking, and yet as different as the pictures of the greatest masters in Italy. What amazing charms and perfections have I beheld in wo∣men as I journeyed through life. When I have parted from one; well I said, I shall never meet another like this inimitable maid; and yet after all, Julia appeared divinely fair, and happy in every excellence that can

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adorn the female mind. Without that ex∣act regularity of beauty, and elegant softness of propriety, which rendered Miss Dunk, whom I have described in these Memoirs, a very divinity, Julia charmed with a graceful negligence, and enchanted with a face that glowed with youthful wonders, beauties that art could not adorn but always diminished. The choice of dress was no part of Julia's care, but by the neglect of it she became irresistible. In her countenance there ever appeared a bewitching mixture of sensibility and gaiety, and in her soul, by converse we discovered that generosity and tenderness were the first principles of her mind. To truth and virtue she was inwardly devoted, and at the bottom of her heart, tho' hard to disco∣ver it, her main business to serve God, and fit herself for eternity. In sum, she was one of the finest originals that ever appeared among womankind, peculiar in perfections which cannot be described; and so inexpressibly charming in an attractive sweetness, a natu∣ral gaiety, and a striking negligence, a fine understanding, and the most humane heart; that I found it impossible to know her with∣out being in love with her: Her power to please was extensive indeed. In her, one had the loveliest idea of woman.

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* 10.8§. 6. To this fine creature I was married at the end of two years from my first ac∣quaintance with her; that is, after I had studied physic so long, under the care and instruction of her excellent father; who died a few weeks after the wedding, which was in the beginning of the year 1734, and the 29th of my age. Dying, he left me a handsome fortune, his library, and house; and I imagined I should have lived many happy years with his admirable daughter, who obliged me by every endearing means, to be excessively fond of her. I began to practise upon the old gentleman's death, and had learned so much in the two years I had studied under him, from his lecturing and my own hard reading, that I was able to get some money among the opulent round me; not by art and collusion, the case of too many doctors in town and country, but by practising upon consistent principles. The method of my reading, by Dr. Fitzgib∣bon's directions, was as follows; and I set it down here for the benefit of such gentle∣men, as chuse to study in the private man∣ner I did.

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A METHOD of studying PHYSIC in a private Manner: By which means a Gentleman, with the Purchase of a Diploma, may turn out DOCTOR, as well as if he went to PADUA, to hear MORGANNI.

THE first books I got upon my table, were the lexicons of Castellus and Quin∣cy; one for the explication of antient terms; and the other of modern. These, as Dictiona∣ries, lay at hand for use, when wanted.

I then opened the last edition of Schel∣hammer's Herman Conringius's Introductio in universam artem medicam, singulasque ejus partes; I say the last edition, 1726, because that has an excellent preface by Hoffman. This book, which comes down to the begin∣ning of the 17th century, I read with great care; especially Gonthier Christopher Schelham∣mer's notes, and additions, which have en∣riched the work very much. (By the way, they were both very great men, and bright ornaments to their profession. They writ an amazing number of books on medicine. Conringius died December 1681, aged 75. Schelhammer, in January 1716, in the 67th year of his age.)

The next introductory book to the art, was Lindenius renovatus de scriptis medicis,

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quibus praemittitur manuductio ad medicinam. This book was first called Libro duo de scrip∣turis, &c. and written by Vander Linden, a famous Leyden professor, who published it in the year 1637, in a small octavo. In the same form it was printed in 1651 and 1662: these three editions at Amsterdam: But the valuable edition is that of Nuremburg, 1686, by George Abraham Merklinus, who made very many and excellent additions to this fourth edition, and called it Lindenius reno∣vatus, as he had augmented it to a vast 4 to. John Antonides Vander Linden died in March 1664, aged 55. And Merklinus in April 1702, in the 58th year of his age. They both writ many books in physic: but there have been such improvements made by the diligence and success of modern physicians, that it would be only loss of time to read over all their works, or all the authors of the 17th century.

The next books I opened, were the learned Daniel Le Clerc's history of physic, which com∣mences with the world, and ends at the time of Galen; and the great Dr. Friend's history, which is a continuation of Le Clerc, down to Linacre, the founder of the College of Phy∣sicians, in the reign of Henry VIII. —These books shewed me the origin and revolutions of physic, and the antient writers and their works on this subject. By the way, Daniel

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Le Clerc died in June 1728, aged 76, and some months.

When I had read these things,* 10.9 I turned next to botany, and read Raii Methodus plan∣tarum emendata, Londini 1703. Raii Synopsis methodica stirpium, Ed. 3. And Tournefort's Institutiones rei herbariae. These books with a few observations of my own, as I walked in the gardens, the fields, and on the plains, furnished me with sufficient knowledge of this kind for the present. The vast folio's on this subject are not for beginners.

Chemistry was the next thing my director bid me look into, and to this purpose I perused Boerhaave's Elementa chemiae: and Hoffman's Observationes physico-chemiae: These afford as much chemistry as a young physician need set out with: but as books alone give but an imperfect conception, I performed most of the common operations in the portable furnace of Becher.

The materia medica in the next place had my attention, that is, those animal, vegeta∣ble, and fossil substances, which are used to prevent, cure, or palliate diseases. And in order to know the names of all the drugs,

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their history, the adulterations they are sub∣ject to, their virtues, their dose, their manner of using them, and the cautions which they require, — to get a sufficient knowledge of this kind, I looked into Geoffrey's materia medica, and made a collection of the materia at the same time, that I might conceive and remember what I read.

Pharmacy, or the art of preparing and com∣pounding medicines, was the next thing I endeavoured to be a master of. And that I might know how to exalt their virtues, to obviate their ill qualities, and to make them less nauseous, I read to this purpose, Quincy's pharmaceutical lectures and dispensatory: and took care to be well versed in all the pharma∣copoeia's, those of London, Edinburgh, Paris, Boerhaave, Bate, and Fuller. And I read very carefully Gaubin's methodus praescribendi. This gave me the materials, and taught me the form of prescribing.

Anatomy I studied next, that is, the art of dividing the several parts of a body, so as to know their size, figure, situation, connexions, and make. I began with Drake and Keil, and then read over Winslow. I had likewise open before me at the same time, at my entrance upon this study, a good set of plates, the tables of Eustachius and Cooper, and turned them carefully over as I read. The doctor then shewed me how to dissect,

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but chiefly by the direction of a book called the Culter Anatomicus of Michel Lyse∣rus, ou methode courte, facile, & claire de dissequer les corps humaines. I was soon able to perform myself. It was the third edition of Lyserus, 1679; which has many curious anatomical observations added to it by Gaspard Bartholin, the son of the celebra∣ted Thomas Bartholin, Copenhagen professor. (Michel Lysére was the disciple of the great Thomas Bartholin. Thomas died, December 1680, in his 64th year. Michel in 169.) a young man; regretté à cause de son merite. I had also Nichol's Compendium, and Hunter's Compendium. By these means, and by read∣ing the authors who have written upon some one part only; such as Peyerus de glandulis intestinus. Experimenta circa pancras. De Graaf de organis generationis. Gasp. Bar∣tholin de diaphragm. Malpigius de pulmonibus — de venibus — de liene, et de cornuum vegeta∣tione. Lower de corde—de ventriculo, et de cerebri anat. Willis de respiratione. Glisson de hepatoe. Cassrius de vocis auditusque orga∣nis. Walsalou de aure. Havers on the bones. Munro on the bones. Douglas on the muscles. Morgagni adversaria. Ruyshii opera. Nuck's Adenographia. Wharton's Adenographia. Rid∣ley's anatomy of the brain. Santorini obser∣vationes. Boneti sepulchrum anatomicum. Blasii anatomia animalium. Tyson's anatomy of the oran-outang. By these means, I cut up the

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body of a young woman, I had from a neigh∣bouring church-yard, and acquired know∣ledge enough of anatomy.

N. B. If all the pieces written upon some one part of the body, are not to be had sin∣gle, the reader inclined to the delightful study of physic, will find them in the Biblio∣theca Anatomica, 2 vols. folio.

Here before I proceed, I will mention a very curious case, which occurred in my dis∣secting the body I have spoken of. It was as remarkable an example of a preternatural structure as ever appeared.* 10.10 In cutting her up, there was found two vaginas, and a right and left uterus. Each uterus had its corre∣sponding vagina, and the uteri and the vaginae lay parallel to each other; there was only one ovarium; but two perfect hymens. The labia stretched so as to take in the anus, ter∣minating beyond it; and as they were in large ridges, and well armed, the whole had a formidable appearance. If it should be asked, Could a perfect superfoetation take place in such a person? Most certainly there might be one conception upon the back of another at different times; therefore, I should not chuse to marry a woman with two vaginas, if it was possible to know it before wedlock.

But to proceed, — The next things I read, were the Institutes of Medicine, that is, such books as treat of the oeconomy and con∣trivance

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of nature in adapting the parts to their several uses. The books purely phy∣siological, are, Keil's Tentamina. Sanctorii aphorismi. Bellini de pulsibus et urina. Bo∣rellus de motu animalium. Harvey de motu cordis: —And de generation animalium. (two admirable pieces.) Friend's Emmenologia. Simpson's System of the Womb. And Pit∣cairne's Tracts. These are the best things relating to physiology, which may be called the first part of the Institutions of Physic.

The 2d part of the Institutes is the Art of preserving such a system as the body, in an order fit for the exercise of its functions as long as possible. The 3d part is pathology, which teaches the different manners in which disea∣ses happen; and the various causes of these disorders, with their attendants and conse∣quences: The 4th part is the doctrine of signs, by which a judgment is formed of the sound or bad state of the animal: And the 5th is Therapentica, that is, the means and method of restoring sanity to a distempered body. Treatises on all these matters, are what we call institutions of physic, and in relation, to the four last mentioned, the best books are, Hoffman's Systema medicinoe rationalis, and Boerhaave's Institutions, with his lectures upon them. These books I read with great atten∣tion, and found them sufficient.

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Being instituted in this manner, I turned next to the practical writers, and read the history of diseases and their cure from ob∣servations of nature. This is called patho∣logia particularis, and is the great business of a physician. All that has been said is only preparatory to this study. Here then I first very carefully read the authors who have written a system of all diseases; and then, such writers as have considered particular cases. The best system writers are Boer∣haave's aphorisms and comment. Hoffman's pathologia particularis; being the last part of his Systema medicinae. Jumher's cospectus medicinae. Allen's Synopsis. Shaw's Practice of physic; and Lomnii opusculum aureum.

The writers on a few and particular distem∣pers are, Sydenham opera. Moreton's Puretologia. Bellini de morbis capitis et pectoris. Ramazzini de morbis artificium. Wepsemus de apoplexia. Floyer on the asthma. Astruc de lue venerea. Tur∣ner's synopsis: And of the skin. Musgrave de arthritide. Highmore de passione hysterica et hypocondria. Glisson de rachitide. Clericus de lumbrico lato. Daventer ars obstetricandi. Mauriceau des femmes grosses. Harris de mor∣bis infantium. Turner's letter to a young phy∣sician. All these books very carefully I read, and to your reading add the best observations you can any where get, or make yourself. I writ down in the shortest manner, abstracts

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of the most curious and useful things, especial∣ly the representations of nature; and refreshed my memory by often looking into my note∣book. Every thing taken from nature is valu∣able. Hypothesis is entertaining rather than useful.

And when I was reading the history of diseases in the authors I have just mentioned, I looked into the antient Greek and Latin medical writers; for all their merit lies in this kind of history. Their pharmacy and anatomy is good for nothing. They scarce knew any thing of the human bodies, but from the dissections of other animals, took their descriptions. The great Vesalius in the beginning of the 16th century, was the first that taught physicians to study nature in dis∣secting human bodies; which was then considered by the church as a kind of sacri∣lege.(20) 10.11

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notion of it. It was not heard of till some hundred years after the latest of them. In botany they had made little progress. In short, as they knew little of botany;—no∣thing of chemistry; as their systems of na∣tural philosophy and anatomy were false and unnatural, (and it is upon anatomy and na∣tural philosophy, that physiology or the use of the parts is founded,) we can expect nothing from the antients upon these heads, but mere imaginations, or notions unsup∣ported by observation or matter of fact. It is their history of diseases supports their cha∣racter. Hippocrates, in particular, excels all others on this head: but this great man was not perfect even in this. Knowledge in na∣ture is the daughter of time and experience. Many notions of the animal oeconomy were then absurd; and if Hippocrates was too wise to act always up to his theory, yet he could not be intirely free from its influence.

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The names of the antient original greek medical writers are, Hippocrates, Dioscorides, Aritaeus, Galen, and Alexander. The latin writers of physic are, Celsus, Scribonius Lar∣gus, Caelius Aurelianus, Marcellus Empericus, Theodorus Priscianus, and Sextus Placitus. We have besides several collectors, as Oriba∣sius, Aetius, Paulus Aeginita, &c. Nicander, the medical poet; and the fragments of So∣ranus, Rufus Ephesius, Zonorates, Vindicia∣nus, Diocles Carystius, Cassius, and a few others: but all these may be looked into af∣terwards. The original authors are sufficient in the noviciate.

As to the latin medical writers, Celsus, and Caelius Aurelianus only, are worth read∣ing. Celsus lived in the latter end of the reign of Augustus, and is admirable for the purity of his latin, and the elegance of his sense. You must have him night and morn∣ing in your hands, till you are a master of the terms and expressions peculiar to physic, which occur in him. The style of Caelius is very bad, and his cavils tedious: but his description of diseases is full and accurate. In this respect he is a very valuable writer. He lived in the second century, as did Galen likewise.

As to Hippocrates, who was contemporary with Socrates, he was born the first year of the Soth Olympiad, 460 before Christ. René

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Chartier's Edit. Paris, 1639, is the most pompous: but Vander Linden's, Leyden, 1668, 2 vols. in 8vo, is the best. When I read Hippocrates, I did also look into Prosper Al∣pini's good book, De presagienda vita, et morte aegrotantium: In which he has with great care collected and methodized all the scat∣tered observations of Hippocrates, relating to the dangerous or salutary appearances in dif∣eases. At the same time, I likewise read this great man's Medicina Methodica. (He died professor of botany at Padua, Feb. 1617, Aet 64. and was born November, 1553.) I did likewise look into the best commentators on Hippocrates; whose names you will find in Conringius's Introduction, which I have mentioned.

N. B. The best edition of Dioscorides's Materia medica, is that of Frankfort, 1598, folio. The best edition of Aritaeus, who lived before Julius Cesar's time (as Dioscorides did, A.D. 46) is Boerhaave's, 1731, folio. The best edition of Galen's works, are that of Bâle, 1538, in 5 vols. and that of Venice, 1625, in 7 volumes. Alexander of Tralles flourished in the 6th century, under Justinian the Great, and left the following works, Therapentica, Lib 12. De singularum corporis partium vi∣tiis, aegritudinibus, & injuriis, Lib. 5. Epist. de lumbricis: Tractatus de puerorum morbis: Liber de febribus. The best greek copy is

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that of Stephens, Paris, 1548, folio. In greek and latin, Basil, 1658. But in neither of these editions is to be found the Epistle de lumbricis. You must look for that in the 12th volume of Fabricius's Bibliotheca Graeca.

In the last place, besides all the authors I have mentioned, I likewise looked into the original observation writers, and miscellane∣ous books relating to physic. They afford ex∣cellent knowledge, where the authors are faithful and judicious. Such are the obser∣vationes medicae of Nicolaus Tulpius (a curi∣ous book; and the dedication of it to his son Peter, a student in physic, good advice; 2d edition, 1652, is the best: it is a fourth part larger than the 1st edition, that came out in 1641.) The observationes et curationes medi∣cinales of Petrus Forestus, Lib. 22. — The observationes medicae of Joannes Theodorus Schenkius. — And the various Journals, and Transactions of learned Societies; which are repositories in which the physician finds much rare and valuable knowledge. And as a physician ought to have a little acquaintance with the modern practice of surgery, I con∣cluded with Heister's, Turner's, and. Sharp's Surgery.

By this method of studying physic in the middle of a wood, and employing my time and pains in reading the antients, and consi∣dering

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their plain and natural account of dis∣eases, I became a Doctor, as well as if I had been a regular collegiate in the world. — But it is time to think of my various story, and I shall detain my Reader no longer from it, than while he reads the following translation of the charming mythological picture of Cebes; which is placed here, as the golden 10th Satire of Juvenal is put after the XIIIth Sec∣tion of this work, by way of entertainment between the acts.

A Translation of the Table of Cebes.
The thing is a Dialogue be∣tween an Old Man and a Traveller.

WHILE we were walking in the temple of Saturn, (in the city of Thebes,) and viewing the votive honours of the God, the various offerings which had been pre∣sented to that deity, we observed at the entrance of the Fane,

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a picture tablet that engaged our attenti∣on, as it was a thing intirely new, both with regard to the painting and the de∣sign. For some time, we stood considering the device and fable, but still found our∣selves unable to guess the meaning. The piece did not seem to be either a city or a camp; but was a kind of a walled court, that had within it two other inclosures, and one of them was lar∣ger than the other. The first court opened at a gate, before which a vast crowd of peo∣ple appeared, impa∣tient to enter; and within a group of fe∣male figures was re∣presented. Stationed at the porch without, was seen a venerable

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form, who looked like some great teacher, and seemed to warn the rushing multitude. Long we gazed at this work, but were not able to understand the design, till an old man came up to us, and spoke in the following manner.

§ 1. O. It is no wonder strangers, that you cannot compre∣hend this picture: for even our inhabitants are not able to give a solution of the alle∣goric scene. The piece is not an offering of any of our citizens, but the work of a fo∣reigner, a man of great learning and vir∣tue, and a zealous disciple of the Samian or Elean sages, who

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arrived here many years ago, and by his conversation instructied us in the best learn∣ing, which is morality. It was he built and consecrated this tem∣ple to Saturn, and placed here this pic∣ture you see before you.

A Translation of the Mythological Pic∣ture of Cebes: By the Rev. and famous Jeremy Collier.

AS we were taking a turn in Saturn's temple, we saw a great many consecrated pre∣sents, remarkable e∣nough for their cu∣riosity: Amongst the rest, we took particu∣lar notice of a picture hung over the door; the piece we perceived was all emblem and mythology; but then the representation was so singular and out of custom, that we were perfectly at a loss whence it should come, and what was the meaning of it. Upon a strict view, we found it was nei∣ther a city, nor a camp, but a sort of court, with two par∣titions of the same figure within it, tho' one of them was larger than the other. The first court had a crowd of people at the gate, and within we saw a great company of wo∣men. Just at the entrance of the first gate, there stood an old man, who by his ge∣sture and counte∣nance, seemed to be busy in giving advice to the crowd as they came in. And being long at a stand about the design of the fable, a grave man some∣what in years, making up, begins to discourse us in this manner. Gentlemen, says he, I understand you are strangers, and there∣fore 'tis no wonder the history of this picture should puzzle you: For there are not many of our own country∣men than can explain it. For you are to observe, this is none of our town manufacture* 10.12 But along while ago, a certain outland∣ish man† 10.13 of great sense and learning, and who by his discourse and behaviour, seem'd to be a disciple of Pythagoras and Parme∣nides; this gentleman, I say, happening to travel hither, built this structure, and dedi∣cated both the tem∣ple and this piece of painting to Saturn. Sir, said I, had you any acquaintance with this gentleman. Yes, says he, I had the benefit of his conver∣sation, and was one of his admirers a long time. For, to my thinking, tho' he was but young, he talked at a strange significant rate* 10.14.

N. B. The remain∣der of Collier's face∣tious version, is omit∣ted for want of room.

T.

And did you know, (I said) and con∣verse with this wise man?

O.

Yes, (he replied) I was long acquainted with him, and as he was but young, and talked with great judgment upon the most

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important subjects, with astonishment I have listned to him, and with pleasure heard him explain the moral of this fable.

T.

Expound to us then, (I conjure you) the meaning of the picture, if business does not call you away; for we long to be in∣structed in the design of the piece.

O.

I am at leisure, (the old man answer∣ed) and willingly consent to your request; but I must inform you first, there is some danger in what you ask. If you hearken with attention, and by consideration under∣stand the precepts, you will become wise, virtuous, and blest* 10.15: if otherwise, you will be abandoned, blind, and miserable† 10.16 The explanation of the picture resembles the enig∣ma of the Sphinx, which she proposed to every passenger that came that way. If they could expound the riddle they were safe; but if they failed in the attempt, they were destroyed by the monster‡ 10.17Folly is as it were a Sphinx to mankind. She asks you, How is good and ill defined? If you cannot explain the problem, and happen to mis∣judge, you perish by degrees, and become

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the victim of her cruelty. You do not die immediately, as the unhappy did by the The∣ban monster; but by the force and operation of folly, you will find yourself dying from day to day, your rational part wounded and decayed, every noble power of the foul con∣founded, and like those given up to punish∣ment for life, feel the last of those pangs, which guilt prepares for the stupid: but if by thinking, you can understand and discern the boundaries of good and ill, then folly like the Sphinx must perish, and your life will be blest with happiness and serenity.—Hear me then with all your attention.

These things being previously observed by the old man, and we intreating him to begin, he lifted up a wand he held, and pointing to the picture, said, the first inclosure repre∣sents human life, and the multitude at the gate, those who are daily entring into the world. That aged person you see on an emi∣nence, directing with one hand, and holding in the other a roll, which is the code of rea∣son, is the genius of mankind; benevolent, he seems to bend, and teach the people what they ought to do; shews them as they enter into life the path they ought to take; the way which leads to danger, and that which bears to safety and happiness.

T.

And which is the way, (I said) and how are they to find it?

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O.

That you shall know hereafter: but at present you must take notice of that paint∣ed woman seated on a throne very near the gate. She is called Delusion, and by every art, with fawn and soft infection, presents a bowl of ignorance and error to all that enter into life. They take the cup, and in pro∣portion to what they have drank of the in∣toxicating mixture, are led away by the wo∣men you, see, at a little distance from Impo∣sture, to destruction some, and some to safety; less erring and less blind those being who have but tasted of delusion's cup.

These women so variously drest, and so profusely gay, are called the Opinions, Desires, and Pleasures: You observe how they em∣brace each mortal as he arrives within the gate, promise the greatest blessings, and com∣pel their votaries to wander with them where they please.

T.

But who (I asked) is that woman placed on a globe, who appears not only blind, but seems to be wild and distracted? Incessantly she walks about, and flings her favours capriciously: From some she snatches their effects and possessions, and bestows them upon others.

O.

They call her Fortune, (replied the old man). Her attitude marks her character. Her gifts are as unstable as her tottering ball; and all who depend upon her specious pro∣mises,

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are deceived when most they trust her, and find themselves exposed to the greatest misfortunes.

T.

There is a great crowd I perceive sur∣rounding her, and if too commonly she me∣ditates mischief, whene'er the smiles, what is the meaning of their attendance?

O.

These are the inconsiderate, and stand there to catch the toys she blindly scatters among them; (wealth, fame, titles, an off∣spring, strength or beauty, the victor's laurel, and arbitrary power:) Those who rejoice, and are lavish in their praises of this divinity, have received some favours from her, and call her the goddess of good fortune: But those whom you see weeping and wringing their hands, are such whom she has deprived of every good; they curse her as the goddess of ill fortune.

T.

But (replied I) as to riches, glory, no∣bility, a numerous posterity, power, and honour, which you called toys, why are they not real advantages?

O.

Of these things (our Instructor answer∣ed) we shall speak hereafter more fully: At present it is better to continue the explication of the picture.

§ 2. Cast your eyes next then on that high∣er inclosure, (proceeded the old man) and take notice of the women on the outside there∣of. You observe how wantonly they are

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drest: The first of them is Incontinence, loosely zoned, her bosom bare; and the other three are, Riot, Covetousness, and Flattery. They watch for the favourites of fortune. You see they caress them, and try to bring them to the pleasures of their soft retreat; where the bowl sparkles, the song resounds, and joys to joys succeed in every jocund hour: But at length Distress appears, and the fa∣vourite of a day discovers, that his happiness was merely imaginary, under a delusion; but the evils that attend his pleasures real. When he has wasted all he had received from for∣tune, he is forced to enter himself into the service of those mistresses, and by them com∣pelled to dare the foulest and most desperate deeds; villain and knave he becomes; stabs for a purse; his country sells for gold; and by deceit and sacrilege, by perjury, treachery, and theft, endeavours for some time to live. But shiftless at length, and unable to acquire support by crimes, they are consigned to the dire gripe of Punishment.

T.

What is she, I beg you will inform us?

O.

Look beyond those women, called the Opinions, (continued the old man) and you will see a low gate, opening into a dark and narrow cave: you may observe at the entrance of it, three female figures very swarthy and foul, covered with rags and filthiness; and near them, standing naked by their side,

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a frightful lean man* 10.18. Close to him is an∣other woman, so meagre and ghastly you per∣ceive, that it is not possible for any thing to resemble him more.

T.

We see them, and request to be in∣formed who they are?

O.

The first with a whip in her hand, is Punishment, and next to her sits Sadness, with her head reclining on her knees; that woman tearing her hair is Trouble; the naked lean man is Sorrow, and the image by his side wild De∣spair. You see they are all going to seize the unhappy man of pleasure, and make him feel the greatest pain and anguish: For they carry him to the house of Misery, and in the pit of Woe he is to pass the remainder of life, unless Repentance comes to his relief.

T.

And what then follows, (I said) if Re∣pentance interposes?

O.

She rescues him from his tormentors, and gives him a new view of things. He has from her some account of true learning, but the hint so short, that it may lead him likewise to false learning. If he be so happy as to understand, and chuse right, he is de∣livered from prejudice and error, and passes the rest of his days in tranquillity and peace: but if he be mistaken, instead of wisdom, he

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only gains that amusing counterfeit, which turns him from vice to studious folly.

T.

Great (I replied) are the risks we mor∣tals run: But who is this false learning?

§. 3.

O.

At the entrance of the second inclosure* 10.19, you may observe a woman neatly drest, and of a good appearance; decent the port,—spotless the form: This is the counter∣feit, but the vulgar call her true learning: Even the happy few, who succeed in the pur∣suit of wisdom, are commonly detained too long by this deceiving fair one: Nor is it strange; for, skilled as she is in all the learn∣ing, and in every art can grace the head, you see what crouds of admirers she has; poets, orators, logicians, musicians, arithmeti∣cians, geometricians, astrologers, and critics.

T.

But who, (I asked my instructor,) are those women, so busy on every side, and so earnest in their addresses to this company? They look like Incontinence and her compa∣nions, and the opinions whom you shewed us in the first court. Do they also frequent the second inclosure?

O.

Yes, (replied the old man,) Incontinence is sometimes seen here. The opinions do like∣wise enter; for the early potion these men received from Imposture still operates. Igno∣rance

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finds a place here; and even Extrava∣gance and Folly. They remain under the power of these, till having left false learning, they enter upon the path that leads to Wisdom. When they arrive at the enlightned ground of Truth, they get her sovereign remedy* 10.20, and are freed from the ill effects of Ignorance and Error. This enables them to throw off the wild hypothesis, — the learned romance, — and to employ the precious hours of life in thinking to the wisest purposes. Had they staid with false learning, they never could have delivered themselves from these evils.

T.

Proceed then, I pray you, (said I) and shew us the way that leads to Happiness and Wisdom.

§. 4.

O.

Do you see (proceeded the vene∣rable man,) that rising ground, which ap∣pears

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so desart and uninhabited. You may observe upon it a little gate, that opens in a narrow and unfrequented path; the avenue a rugged rocky way. You perceive a little onward, a steep and craggy mountain with precipices on either side, which sink to a frightful depth. This is the way to Wisdom.

T.

It seems a dreadful way, as painted in this table.

O.

Yet higher still observe that rock, to∣wards the mountain's brow, and take notice of the two figures which sit upon it's edge, and appear to be as beautiful and comely as the goddess of health. They are sisters; Temper∣ance the one, Patience the other. With friendship in their looks, and arms protended over the verge of the cliff, you see them lean, to encourage those who pass this way, and rouze the spirits of the fainting sons of Wis∣dom, who has stationed these two sisters there. They urge the brave men on; tell them the hardships will lessen by degrees,— the passage will become more easy and agree∣able as they advance, and offer them their as∣sistance to ascend the summit, and reach the top of the rock. That being gained, they shew them the easiness and pleasantness of the rest of the way to wisdom: The charming road invites one's eyes: How smooth and flowery, green and delightful, does it ap∣pear!

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T.

It does indeed.

§. 5.

O.

Look next (the excellent old man continued,) at that distant blooming wood, and near it you will see a beautiful meadow, on which there seems to fall a light as from a purer heaven, a kind of double day. In this lightsome field* 10.21, you may perceive a gate which opens into another inclosure, which is the a∣bode of the blessed. Here the Virtues dwell with Happiness. In this region of eternal beauty, the righteous rest.

T.

It does appear a charming place.

O.

Observe then near the portal, a beau∣teous form of a composed aspect: She seems mature in life, and her robe is quite plain, without affectation or ornaments. Her eyes are piercing; her mien sedate: She stands not on a globe, (like Fortune) but upon a cube of marble, fixed as the rock she is on before the gate. You see on either side of her two lovely nymphs, the very copies of her looks and air. This matron in the middle is true learning, Wisdom herself; and the two young beauties are Truth and Persuasion. Her stand∣ing on a square, is an expressive type of cer∣tainty in the way to her; and denotes the unalterable and permanent nature of the blessings she bestows on those who come to† 10.22

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her. From her they receive courage and se∣renity; that confidence and contempt of fear, which exempts the happy possessors from any disturbance, by the accidents and calamities of life.

T.

These are valuable gifts. But why without the walls does Wisdom stand?

O.

To present the purifying bowl to those who approach, and restore them to them∣selves. As a physician by degrees first finds out the cause of a violent disorder, and then removes it, in order to restore the man to health; so Wisdom, as she knows their mala∣dy, administers her sovereign medicine, and frees them from all their evils. She expels the mischiefs they had received from delusion, their ignorance and error, and delivers them from pride, lust, anger, avarice, and all the other vices they had contracted in the first inclosure. In a word, she restores them to sanity, and then sends them in to Happiness. and the Virtues.

T.

Who are, they? (I said).

§. 6.

O.

Do you not see within the gate, (my instructor replied) a society of matrons, beautiful and modest, drest unaffected, and without any thing of the gay excess? These are Science and her sisters, Fortitude, Justice, and Integrity, Temperance, Modesty, Liberality, Con∣tinence, Clemency, and Patience. They hail

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their guests, and the company seem to be in raptures.

T.

But when the friends to virtue are ad∣mitted into this charming society, where do they lead then to?

O.

See you not (resumed the good old man,) the hill beyond the grove; that emi∣nence which is the highest point of all the inclosures, and commands a boundless pro∣spect. There, on a glorious throne, you may observe a majestic person in her bloom, well drest, but without art or lavish cost, and her temples adorned with a beautiful Tiar: This is Happiness, the regent of that blessed abode, and as the moral heroes approach her, you may perceive her, with the Virtues who stand assistant round her, going to reward the friends of wisdom with such crowns as are bestowed on conquerors.

T.

Conquerors! (I said) In what conflicts have these persons been victorious?

O.

They have, in their way to the realm of Happiness, destroyed the most formidable and dangerous monsters, who would have de∣stroyed them, if they had not been subdued: These savage beasts at war with man are, ig∣norance and error; grief, vexation, avarice, intemperance, and every thing that is evil. These are vanquished, and have lost all their power. The moral hero triumphs now, tho' their slave before.

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T.

Great atchievements indeed! A glori∣ous conquest. But exclusive of the honour of being crowned by Happiness and the Vir∣tues, is there any salutary power in the crown that adorns the hero's head?

O.

There is, young man. The virtue of it is great. Possessing this, he is happy and blessed. He derives his felicity from no ex∣ternal object, but from himself alone.

T.

O happy victory! And being thus crowned, what does the hero do —where next his steps?

O.

Conducted by the Virtues, he goes back to survey his first abode, and see the crowd he left;—how miserably they pass their time; waste all their hours in crimes, and in the whirl of passions live. Slaves to ambition, pride, incontinence, vanity, and avarice, they appear tormented with endless anxiety. They have forgot the instructions the good genius gave them, at their entrance into life, and suffer thus because they cannot find the way to Wisdom.

T.

True: (I said) But I cannot compre∣hend, why the Virtues should bring the he∣roes back to the place they came from: Why should they return to view a well-known scene?

O.

The reason (answered my instructor) is, because they had not a true idea of what they had seen. Surrounded by a confusion

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of things as they passed on, they could not distinctly perceive what was done. The mists of ignorance and error obscured the pro∣spect as they journied on, and by that means, they were subject to mistakes. They could not always distinguish between good and evil. But now that they have attained to true learn∣ing, with concern they behold the mad world the virtues shew them again, and being en∣lightned by wisdom, are perfectly happy in themselves. The misery of the numberless fools they behold now, strikes them very strongly, and gives them a delightful relish for their present happiness.

T.

It must be so. And when they have seen these things, where do they then go?

O.

Wherever they please. Safely they may travel where they will: In all times, and in all places they are secure, as their in∣tegrity is their defence. Every where they live esteemed and beloved by all. The female monsters I have mentioned, Grief, Trouble, Lust, Avarice, or Poverty, have now no power to hurt them; but as if possessed of some vir∣tuous drug, they can grasp the viper, and defy destruction.

T.

What you say is just. But who are all these persons descending the hill?

O.

Those that are crowned (the old man said) are the happy few I have described. You see what joy is in their faces: And those

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who seem forlorn and desperate, under the command of certain women, are such who by their folly have not found the way to true learning; or stopping at the rough and nar∣row ascent you observed, went to look for an easier path, and so quite lost the road. The tormentors who drive them on are, Trouble, Despair, Ignominy, and Ignorance. Wretched you see them return into the first inclosure, to Luxury and Incontinence▪ and yet they do not accuse themselves as the authors of their own ruin, which is very strange; but rail at Wisdom, and revile her ways; asserting, that the true pleasures of life are only to be found in luxury and riot. Like the brutes, they place the whole satisfaction of man in the gratifica∣tion of sensual appetite.

T.

But who are those other lovely women, who return down the hill so full of gaiety and mirth?

O.

They are the opinions, who having con∣ducted the virtuous to the region of light, are coming back to invite and carry others thi∣ther, by shewing them the felicity and suc∣cess of those they brought to the mansion of Wisdom.

T.

And do the opinions never enter with those they bring into that happy place, where the virtues and true learning reside?

O.

No: Opinion can never reach to science; they only deliver their charge into the hands

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of wisdom, and then, like ships that give up their lading, in order to sail for a new cargo, they return to bring other Eleves to reason and felicity.

T.

This explanation of the table, (I said) is quite satisfactory: But you have not yet informed us, what the good genius bids the multitude do, as they appear on the verge of life?

O.

He charges them to act with courage, and be magnanimous and brave in all events; a thing I recommend to you, young man; and that you may have a true idea of this, I will tell you what I mean by a bold spirit, in passing through this world.

§ 7.

O.

Then lifting up his arm again, and pointing with his wand to a figure in the picture; that blind woman standing on a globe, as I told you before, is Fortune. The genius forbids us to trust her, or imagine her smiles will be lasting happiness. Reason is never concerned in what the does. It is Fortune still; without principle she acts, is arbitrary and capricious, and inconsiderately and rashly for ever proceeds. Regard not then her fa∣vours, nor mind her frowns: But as she gives and takes away, and often deprives of what we had before, we are neither to esteem or despise her; but if we should receive from her a gift, take care to employ it immedi∣ately to some good purpose, and especially

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in the acquisition of true science, the most lasting and precious possession. If we act otherwise, in respect of Fortune, we imitate those wretched usurers, who rejoice at the mo∣ney paid in to them, as if they received it for their own use; but pay it back with regret, forgetting the condition, that it was to be re∣turned to the proprietor on demand. Re∣gardless of Fortune then, and all her changes in this mortal life, the genius advises to pass bravely on, without hearkning to the sollici∣tations of Incontinence and Luxury in the first inclosure, to reject their temptations, and go on to false learning: With her he would have us make a short stay, to learn what may be of service to use in our journey to Wisdom. This is the advice of the genius to those who enter into life.

T.

Here the good old man had done, and I thanked him for his explanation of the picture. Only one thing (I said) there was more, which I must request he would tell me the meaning of. What is it we can get by our stay with false learning?

O.

Things (he answered) that may be of use to us. The languages, and other parts of education, which Plato recommends, may hinder us from being worse employ'd, and keep us from illicit gratification. They are not absolutely necessary to true happiness; but they contribute to make us better. Some∣thing

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thing good and useful they do afford; tho' virtue, which ought to be the principal busi∣ness in view, may be acquired without them. We may become wise without the assistance of the arts, tho' (as observed before,) they are far from being useless: as by a good translation made into our own tongue, we may know what an author means, and yet by taking the pains to become masters of the original language, might gain more advantages,—such as entring better into the writer's sense, and discovering some beauties which cannot otherwise be found: So the useful things in the sciences may be very quickly and easily learned, and tho' by great labour in becoming accurately acquainted with them, we might fill our heads with speculations, yet this cannot make us the wiser and better men. Without being learned, we may be wise and good.

T.

And are the learned then in no better a condition than the people in respect of moral excellence? (I said). Are the speculations of the scholar, and the arts and fine inventions of the schools, of no use in perfecting the mo∣ral character? This to me seems a little strange.

O.

Blind as the crowd is the man of letters, in this particular (my instructor replied): All his studies and curious knowledge have no relation to his living right. With all the tongues, and all the arts, he may be a liber∣tine,

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a sot, a miser, or a knave, a traitor to his country, and have no moral character at all. This we see every day.

T.

But what is the cause of so strange a thing, I requested to know? I observe that these men of letters seem to sit down contented in the second inclosure, and do not attempt to go on to the third where Wisdom resides; tho' they see continually before their eyes so many passing on from the first court, where they had lived for some time in lewdness and ex∣cess, to the habitation of true learning.

O.

It is their remaining in this second inclo∣sure, that occasions their being inferior in moral things to those who have not had a learned education. Proud and self-sufficient on account of their languages, arts, and sci∣ences, they despise what Wisdom could teach them, and will not give themselves the trouble of ascending with difficulty to the mansion of true learning. They have no taste for the lessons of Wisdom; while the humble mount to her exalted dwelling, those scho∣lars, as you see, are satisfied with their specu∣lations and vain conceits. Dull and untract∣able in the improvement of their hearts, and regardless of that exact rectitude of mind and life, which is only worth a rational's, toiling for (as he is an Eleve for eternity), they never think of true wisdom, nor mind her offered light. Their curious ingenious notions,

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are what they only have a relish for; the ima∣ginations of those men of letters cannot reach that ineffable peace and contentment, that satisfaction and pleasure, which flow from a virtuous life and an honest heart. This is the case of our learned heads, uless repentance interferes to make them humble, and scat∣ters the vain visions they had from false opinion.

This (concluded the venerable teacher) is the explication of this parable or allegory. May you oft revolve upon these lessons, and lend your whole attention to the attainment of true wisdom, that you may not embrace her shadow, the speculations and inventions of the learned, but, by this instruction, acquire the true principles of morality and goodness.(21) 10.23

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SECTION XIII.

Look round the habitable world, how few Know their own good; or knowing it, pursue. How void of reason are our hopes and fears! What in the conduct of our life appears So well design'd, so luckily begun, But, when we have our wish, we wish undone? The tenth Satire of Juvenal. DRYDEN.
Omnibus in terris quae sunt a Gadibus usque Auroram et Gangem, pauci dignoscere possunt Vera bona, atque illis multum diversa remota Erroris nebula: quid enim ratione timemus Aut cupimus? Quid tam dextro pede concipis, ut te Conatus non paeniteat, votique peracti? JUVENALIS, Sat. X.
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* 10.26§. 1. HAVING married the illustrious Julia, as related in my last Sec∣tion, and by the death of her father soon after the wedding, acquired a handsome set∣tlement,

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a considerable sum of money, and a valuable collection of books; I thought myself so happily situated in the midst of

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flourishing mercies, and so well secured from adversity, that it was hardly possible for the flame of destruction to reach me. But when I had not the least reason to imagine cala∣mity was near me, and fondly imagined pro∣sperity was my own, infelicity came stalking on unseen; and from a fulness of peace, plunged us at once into an abyss of woe. It was our wont, when the evenings were fine, to take boat at the bottom of a meadow, at the end of our garden, and in the mid∣dle

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of a deep river, pass an hour or two in fishing; but at last, by some accident or other, a slip of the foot, or the boat's being got a little too far from the bank-side, Julia fell in and was drowned. This happened in the tenth month of our marriage. The loss of this charming angel in such a manner, sat powerfully on my spirits for some time; and the remembrance of her perfections, and the delights I enjoyed while she lived, made me wish I had never seen her. To be so vastly happy as I was, and be deprived of her in a moment, in so shocking a way, was an affliction I was hardly able to bear. It struck me to the heart. I sat with my eyes shut ten days.

* 10.27§. 2. But losses and pains I considered were the portion of mortals in this trying state, and from thence we ought to learn to give up our own wills; and to get rid of all eager wishes, and violent affection, that we may take up our rest wholly in that which pleaseth God: Carrying our submission to him so far, as to bless his correcting hand, and kiss that rod that cures our passionate eagerness, per∣verseness, and folly.

We ought likewise to learn from such things, to look upon the sad accidents of life, as not worthy to be compared with what Christ underwent for our sakes, who, though

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he was a Son, yet he learnt obedience by the things that he suffered; and with christian resignation live in a quiet expectance of a future happy state, after our patience has had its perfect work: Considering that these light and mo∣mentary afflictions, are not worthy to be com∣pared with the glory that Christ hath purchased for us; and if we are faithful to death, hath promised to bestow upon us.

In all these things resigning to the wisdom of God, and not merely to his will and au∣thority, believing his disposal to be wisest and best; and that his declarations and promises are true, though we cannot in some cases discern the reason of such an end, and such means being connected: Nor can imagine how some promises can be made good. Pa∣tience, (I said) my soul! Patience, and what thou knowest not now, thou shalt know in a little time. Thus I reasoned, as I sat with my eyes shut.

* 10.28§. 3. And when I had done, I called to Soto ô Finn, my man, to bring the horses out immediately, and I would go some where or other to see new scenes, and if I could, get another wife: As I was born with the disease of repletion, and had made a resolution not to fornicate; it was incumbent on me to have a sister and companion, with whom I might lawfully carry on the succession. As a friend

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to society, and passively-obedient to the laws of my higher country, a wife for ever, I de∣clared; for, if on losing one, we can be still so fortunate as to get another, who is pretty without pride; witty without affectation; to virtue only and her friends a friend:

Whose sense is great, and great her skill, For reason always guides her will; Civil to all, to all she's just, And faithful to her friend and trust: Whose character, in short, is such, That none can love or praise too much.

If such a charmer should again appear, and ten thousand such there ever are among the sex, silly and base tho' the majority may be; what man could say he had had enough of wedlock, because he had buried seven such wives? I am sure I could not. And if, like the men who were but striplings at four∣score, in the beginning of this world, I was to live for ages, and by accidents lost such partners as I have described; I would with rapture take hundreds of them to my breast, one after another, and piously propagate the kind. The most despicable of all creatures is a whore. An abomination to heaven: And if God was a mere fanciful fear; yet such a wretch the prostitute is, that neither honour nor honesty can ever be expected from her. But, in defiance to divine and human laws, she lives a fee to mankind; to ruin the fortune,

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pox the body, and for ever damn the soul of the miserable man, who is dunce enough to become a Limberham to the execrable wretch. The misfortunes I have known happen to gentlemen of my acquaintance, by street-whores, chamber-whores, and kept-whores, would make a volume as large as this I am writing: and leave another world quite out of the history. I have seen gentlemen of the best fortunes and education, become worn-out beggars in the streets of London, without any thing hardly to cover them, by the means of those execrable harlots; some have be∣come bullies to bawdy-houses; and many I have beheld going to the gallows, by main∣taining the falsest and least-engaging of wo∣men: But take a modest sensible woman to your heart, who has the fear of the great God before her eyes, and a regard to the laws of her country: Share your fortune gene∣rously with her, that she may have her in∣nocent amusements and dress, be for ever good-humoured, be true to her bed, and every felicity you may taste that it is possible to enjoy in this lower hemisphere. Let a wife be our choice, as we are rationals.

* 10.29§. 4. With these notions in my head, I mounted my horse; and determined, in the first place, to pay a visit to my two beau∣ties at Orton-lodge, who were by this time at age, and see what opinions they had ac∣quired,

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and if they had any command for me: But when I arrived at my romantic spot, I found the ladies were gone, all places shut up, and no soul there; the key of the house-door was left for me, and a note fast∣ned to it, to inform me how the affair was.

SIR,

Not having had the favour of hearing from you for almost three years, and despair∣ing of that honour and happiness any more, we have left your fine solitude, to look after our fortunes, as we are of age; and on en∣quiry have found, that old Cock, our cruel guardian, is dead and gone. We are under infinite obligations to you, have an extreme sense of your goodness, and hope, if you are yet in the land of the living, that we shall soon be so happy as to get some account of you, to the end we may return the weighty balance due from,

SIR,

Your most obliged, and ever humble servants,

From the date of this letter it appeared, that they were not a month gone before my arrival; but to what place they said not, and it was in vain for me to enquire. I found every thing in good order, and all the goods safe;

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the garden full of fruits and vegetables, and plenty of various eatables in the house, pickled, potted, and preserved. As it was in the month of June, the solitude looked vastly charming in it's vales and forest, its rocks and waters; and for a month I strove to amuse myself there, in fishing, shooting, and improving the ground; but it was so dull, so sad a scene, when I missed the bright companions I had with me in former days; who used to wander with me in the vallies, up the hills, by the streams, and make the whole a paradise all the long day, that I could not bear it longer than four weeks; and rid from thence to Dr. Stanvil's seat, to ask him how he did, and look once more at that fine curiosity, Miss Dunk that was, but at the time I am speaking of, his wife. How∣ever, before I left my lodge, I made a dis∣covery one day, as I was exploring the wild country, round my little house, that was entertaining enough, and to this day, in remembrance, seems to me so agreeable, that I imagine a relation of this matter may be grateful to my Readers. It contains the story of a lady, who cannot be enough ad∣mired, can never be sufficiently praised.

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The History of the beautiful LEONORA.

§. 5. As I rambled one summer's morn∣ing, with my gun and my dog; over the vast mountains, which surrounded me at Orton-lodge, I came as the sun was rising to a valley about four miles from my house, which I had not seen before, as the way to it, over the Fells, was a dangerous road. It was green and flowery, had clumps of oaks in several spots, and from the hovering top of a pre∣cipice at the end of the glin, a river falls ingulphed in rifted rocks. It is a fine rural scene.

Here I sat down to rest myself, and was admiring the natural beauties of the place, when I saw three females turn into the vale, and walk towards the water-fall. One of them, who appeared to be the mistress, had an extravagance of beauty in her face, and a form such as I had not often seen. The others were pretty women, drest like quakers, and very clean. They came very near the water where I was, but did not see me, as I was behind two rocks which almost joined: And after they had looked a while at the headlong river, they went back, and entring a narrow-way between two hills dis∣appeared. I was greatly surprised at what I

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had seen, not imagining I had such a neigh∣bour in Richmondshire, and resolved to know who this beauty was. The wonders of her face, her figure, and her mien, were striking to the last degree.

Arising then as soon as they were out of sight, I walked on to the turning I saw them enter; and in half an hour's time came to a plain, thro' which several brooks wandered, and on the margin of one of them, was a grove and a mansion. It was a sweet habi∣tation, at the entrance of the little wood; and before the door, on banks of flowers, sat the illustrious owner of this retreat, and her two maids. In such a place, in such a man∣ner, so unexpectedly to find so charming a woman, seemed to me as pleasing an inci∣dent as could be met with in travelling over the world.

At my coming near this lady she appeared to be astonished, and to wonder much at seeing such an inhabitant in that part of the world: but on pulling off my hat, and telling her I came to visit her as her neighbour; to pay my humble respects to her, and beg the honour of her acquaintance; she asked me, from what vale or mountain I came, and how long I had been a resident in that wild part of the world ? This produced a compend of some part of my story, and when I had done, she desired, me to walk in. Coffee

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and hot rolls was soon brought, and we break∣fasted chearfully together. I took my leave soon after, having made her a present of some black cocks and a hare I had shot that morning; and hoped, if it was possible to find an easy way to my lodge, which I did not yet know, that I should some time or other be honoured with her presence at my little house; which was worth her seeing, as it was situated in the most delightful part of this romantic silent place, and had ma∣ny curiosities near it; that in the mean time, if it was agreeable, I would wait upon her again, before I left Richmondshire, which would be soon: For I only came to see how things were, and was obliged to hasten another way. This beauty replied, that it would give her pleasure to see me, when I had a few hours to spare. Three times more then I went very soon; we be∣came well acquainted, and after dinner one day, she gave me the following relation.

My name was Leonora Sarsfield before I married an Irishman, one Burk, whom I met at Avignon in France. He is one of the handsomest men of the age, tho' his hopes were all his fortune; but proved a villain as great as ever disgraced mankind. His breed∣ing and his eloquence, added to his fine figure, induced me to fancy him an angel of a man, and imagine I had well bestowed a hundred

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thousand pounds, to make him great, and as happy as the day is long: For three months he played the god, and I fondly thought there was not such another happy woman as my∣self in all the world. I was mistaken. Burk found out by some means or other, that I had concealed five thousand pounds of my fortune from his knowledge; and that I was in my heart so good a protestant, that it was impossi∣ble to bring me over to popery, or ever get me to be an idolater at the mass, before the tiny god of dough:—that I could never be brought to look upon the invented superstitions, and horrible corruptions of the church of Rome, as the true religion; nor be ever persuaded to assist at the Latin service in that communion, as it must be an abomination to Christ and to God, if the gospel may be depended upon as the rule of faith: —When Burk perceived these things, he threw off the disguise, and appeared a monster instead of a man, as he was a bigot of the first order, a furi∣ous papist, (which I did not know, when we married;) and as he was by nature as cruel, as he was avaricious by principle, he began to use me in the vilest manner, and by words and deeds, did all he could to make my life a burthen to me. He was for ever abusing me in the vilest language; cursing me for a heretic for ever damned; and by blows compelling me to inform him where my money was. He has left me all

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over blood very often, and when he found I still held out, and would not discover to him what remained of my fortune; nor, which I valued much more than my money, violate my religion, by renouncing the cus∣toms and practice of the reformed church, and joining in the sinful worship of the mass; he came to me one night with a small oak sapling, and beat me in such a manner as left me almost dead. He then went out of the house, told me he would return by twelve, and make me comply, or he would break every bone in my body. This happened at a country-seat of mine in this shire; all the servants being obliged to lie every night in an out-house, that he might have the more power over me. His excessive avarice was but one cause of this inhuman behavi∣our: It was the zeal of this raging bigot for his ever-cursed popery, that made him act the unrelenting inquisitor.

* 11.1I asked you, Sir, before I began my story, if you were a catholic, and as you assured me you were the very reverse, I may indulge myself a little in expressing my resentments against that religion of Satan, which the Po∣pish doctors drew out of the bottomless pit. It is a religion formed in hell by devils, and from them brought by those arch-politicians, the mass-priests, to make the world their slaves, or rack the human race to death, by torments that would perhaps melt even devils. O bloody

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and infernal scheme of worship! Surely there is some chosen curse, some hidden thunder in the stores of heaven, red with uncommon wrath, to blast the men, who owe their great∣ness to their apostasy from the religion of Christ Jesus; and to the woes and pains they lay on mankind. By the religion of modern Rome, you see in me a wife almost tortured to extinction by a holy Roman catholic husband: Nor am I the only married protestant wo∣man, who has felt the stripes and bruises of a merciless popish companion. Thousands to be sure have suffered as well as I upon the same account, tho' none in so miserable a manner. Even fathers have lost all bowels for their children, and become the most violent persecutors, when the blessed religion of popery has been in dispute. Children, for it's sake, have destroyed their parents; and the world has been turned into a field of blood, to feed and support those dreadful slaughterers, the mass-priests; and gratify the blind and impious religi∣ous fancies of their well-taught religionists, com∣monly called catholics. What I have suffered gives me a true sense of popery. It has made me consider its errors and iniquities with dou∣ble attention. I tremble at the thoughts of its prevailing in this land.(23) 11.2

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But as to my tragical relation, (conti∣nued Leonora:) — Being thus left by Burk in this sad situation, bleeding, and miserable

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with pains, but still in dread of worse usage on his return; I crawled down stairs, to a small door in a back place, which opened to a private way out of the house. This was known only to myself, as it was a passage my father had made, (in case of thieves, or any villains,) from a little unfrequented cel∣lar, by a narrow ascending arch, to a thicket in the corner of a shrubby field, at a small distance from the house. To a labyrinth made in this small grove I made what haste I could, and had not been long there, be∣fore I perceived through the trees my inhu∣man husband; and as he came near me, heard him say, she shall tell me where my money is, (for all she has is mine;) and worship our lady and the host, or I will burn

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her flesh off her bones, and make her feel as many torments here, as the heretics are tortured with in everlasting pain. The sight of the monster made me tremble to so violent a degree, that I was scarcely able to proceed to the cottage of a poor woman, my sure friend, about two miles from the place I was hid in; but I did my best to creep through cross ways, and after many difficulties, and suffering much by going over ditches, I got to my resting-place. The old woman, my nurse, screeched at the sight of me, as I was sadly torn, and all over gore. Such a spectacle to be sure has seldom been seen. But by peace and proper things, I got well again in two months, and removed to this lone house, which my father had built in this spot for his occasional retirement. Here I have been for two years past, and am as happy as I desire to be: Nay vastly so, as I am now free and delivered from a monster, whose avarice and cruelty made me a spectacle to angels and men: Because, Sir, I would not reduce myself to the state of a beggar, to satisfy his insatiable love of money: nor worship his dead-woman, and bit of bread; his rabble of, saints, images, re∣licks, and that sovereign cheat, the Pope; be∣cause I would not give up all I had, and be∣come an idolater, as far more despicable and sinful than the antient Pagans; as the Romish ritual and devotions, are more stupid and abo∣minable

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than the Heathen religion; for disobe∣dience in these respects, pains and penalties without ceasing were my appointment, and I was for some months as miserable as the damned.

Such, Sir, was my fatal marriage, which I thought would be a stock of such felicities, that time only by many years could reduce to an evanescent state, and deprive me of: As Ve∣nus was at the bridal with her whole retinue; the ardent amorous boy, the sister-graces in their loose attire; Aglavia, Thalia, and Euphrosine, bright, blooming, and gay; and was attend∣ed by Youth, that wayward thing without her; was conducted by Mercury, the god of elo∣quence, and by Pitho, the goddess of persuasion; as all seemed pleasurable and inchanting, my young imagination formed golden scenes, and painted a happiness quite glorious and secure. But how precarious and perishing is what we mortals call felicity! Love and his mother disappeared very soon, as I have related; and to them succeeded impetuous passion, intense, raging, terrible, with all the furies in the train. The masked hero I had married was a Phalaris, a miser, a papist; a wretch who had no taste for love, no conception of virtue, no sense of charms; but to gold and popery would sacrifice every thing that is fair and laudable. Le Diable a quatre he shined in as a player, and was the Devil himself in flesh and blood.

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Where is the rest of your with uplifted arm, was the thundering cry in my ears. You shall be a catholic, damn you, or I'll pinch off the flesh from your bones.

* 12.2Here the beautiful Leonora had done, and I wondered very greatly at her rela∣tion: Nor was her action in speaking it, and the spirit with which she talked, less surpri∣sing. With admiration I beheld her, and was not a little pleased, that I had found in my neighbourhood so extraordinary a person, and so very fine an original. This lady had some reason to abhor the word catholic, and might well be angry with popery, tho' she carried her resentment a little too far; but had the Reader seen her attitude, her energies, and the faces she made, when she mentioned the corruptions of popery, or the word husband; sure I am, it would be thought much more striking than Garrick in Richard, or Shuter in his ex∣hibition of Old Philpot. I was greatly de∣lighted with her, and as she was very agree∣ble in every thing, I generally went every second day to visit her, while I continued in Richmondshire; but this was not long. I jour∣neyed from thence to pay my respects to Dr. Stanvil and his lady, whom I have mentioned before. And what happened there, I shall relate in the next Section: Only stop a few minutes my good Reader, to peruse the

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translation of the tenth Satire of Juvena1; which is placed here by way of entertain∣ment, as I said in another place, and to make good my assertion, that we know not what we would be at in our fancies and our fears.

The Tenth Satire of Juvenal.
SURVEY mankind, muster the herd From smoothest chin to deepest beard; Search ev'ry climate, view each nation, From lowest to the highest station; From Eastern to the Western Indies, From frozen Poles to th' line that singes; Scarce will you find one mortal wight, Knows good from ill, or wrong from right:* 12.3 'Cause clouds of lust and passion blind, And bribe with interests the mind; And while they combat in our heart, Our fondness crowns the conqu'ring part. What is the thing under the sun, That we with reason seek or shun? Or justly by our judgment weigh'd, Should make us fond of, or afraid? Whate'er is luckily begun, Brings sure repentance at long-run.

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The distant object looming great, Possest proves oft an empty cheat; And he who wins the wish'd-for prize, A trouble often dearly buys. Some for their family importune, And beg their ruin for a fortune. The courteous gods granting their prayers, Have intail'd curses on their heirs. Of wizards some inquire their doom, Greedy to know events to come, And by their over caution run▪ On the same fare they strove to shun: Some have petition'd to be great, And eminent in church and state. This in the war's a famous leader, T'other at bar a cunning pleader; The cause on either-side insure you, By dint of noise stun judge and jury: And if the business won't bear water, Banter and perplex the matter. But their obstrep'rous eloquence Has fail'd ev'n in their own defence: And saving others by haranguing, Have brought themselves at last to hanging. Milo presuming on his strength, Caus'd his own destiny at length.
The greedy care of heaping wealth, Damns many a soul and ruins health, And in an apoplectic fit, Sinks them downright into the pit. How many upstarts crept from low Condition, vast possessions show? Whose estate's audit so immense Exceeds all prodigal expence.

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With which compare that spot of earth, To which these mushrooms owe their birth: Their manners to dad's cottage show, As Greenland whales to dolphins do.
In Nero's plotting dismal times, Riches were judg'd sufficient crimes. First swear them traitors to the state, Then for their pains share their estate. Fat forfeitures their toils reward: Poor rogues may pass without regard. Some are hook'd in for sense and wit, And some condemn'd for want of it. The over-rich Longinus dies, His bright heaps dazzled envious eyes. Neither could philosophy, Wisdom, desert, or piety, Rich Seneca from his pupil save, 'Tis fit he send him to a grave, And then resume the wealth he gave.
The guards the palaces beset, For noble game they pitch their net: While from alarms and pangs of fear, Securely sleeps the cottager. If you by night shall happen late, To travel with a charge of plate; With watchful eyes and panting heart, Surpriz'd, each object makes you start: While rack'd with doubts, opprest with fear, Each bush does an arm'd thief appear: A shaken reed will terror strike, Mistaken for a brandish'd pike. Before the thief, the empty clown* 12.4 Sings unconcern'd and travels on* 12.5.

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With warm petitions most men ply The gods, their bags may multiply; That riches may grow high and rank, Outswelling others in the bank. But from plain wood and earthen cups, No poison'd draught the peasant sups. Of the gold goblet take thou care, When sparkling wine's spic'd by thy heir: Then who can blame that brace of wise men, That in diff'ring moods despise men: Th' old merry lad saunters the streets And laughs, and drolls at all he meets: For pastime rallies, flouts, and fools 'em, Shams, banters, mimics, ridicules 'em. The other sage in maudling wise, Their errors mourns with weeping eyes. Dull fools with ease can grin and sneer, And buffoons flout with saucy jeer. What source could constant tears supply, To feed the sluices of each eye; Or t'others merry humour make, His spleen continually to shake?

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Could he in sober honest times With sharp conceit tax petty crimes: And every where amongst the rout, Find follies for his wit to flout;† 12.6 Which proves that Gotham and gross climes, Produce prodigious wits sometimes. The joys and fears of the vain crowd, And whimp'ring tears he'd jear aloud; Wisely secure, fortune deride, By foppish mortals deified; Bid her be hang'd, and laugh at fate, When threatned at the highest rate; Whilst fools for vain and hurtful things, Pour out their prayers and offerings, Fast'ning petitions on the knees* 12.7, Of their regardless deities* 12.8.
For place and power, how many men vie, Procuring mortal hate and envy; Heralds long-winded titles sound, Which the vain owners oft confound. Down go their statues in disgrace; The party hangs up in the place. In rage they break chariot triumphant, Because a knave 'fore set his rump on't:

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Poor horses suffer for no fault, Unless by bungling workmen wrought. The founder's furnace grows red hot, Sejanus statue goes to pot: That head lately ador'd, and reckon'd In all th' universe the second, Melted, new forms and shapes assumes, Of piss-pots, frying-pans, and spoons* 12.9. The crowd o'erjoyed that Caesar's living, Petition for a new thanksgiving; How the base rout insult to see Sejanus dragg'd to destiny† 12.10,
Would you on these conditions, Sir, Be favourite and prime minister,

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As was Sejanus? Stand possest Of honours, power, and interest; Dispose supreme commands at will, Promote, disgrace, preserve, or kill; Have foot and horse-guards, the command Of armies both by sea and land. Had you not better ask in prayer, To be some petty country mayor; There domineer, and when your pleasure's Condemn light weights, break false measures; Though meanly clad in safe estate, Than chuse Sejanus robes and fate? Sejanus then, we must conclude, Courting his bane, mistook the good. Crassus and Pompey's fate of old, The truth of this sure maxim told: And his who first bow'd Rome's stiff neck, And made the world obey his beck* 12.11.
The novice in his accidence, Dares pray his wit and eloquence May rival Roman Cicero's fame, And Greek Demosthenes' high name: Yet to both these their swelling vein Of wit and fancy prov'd their bane. No pleading dunce's jobbernowl Revenge e'er doom'd to grace a pole.
The trophies which the vanquish'd field Do to the glorious victors yield, Triumphant conquerors can bless, With more than human happiness: This, Roman, Grecian, and barbarian, Spurr'd to acts hazardous and daring;

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In sweat and blood spending their days, For empty fame, and fading bays. 'Tis the immoderate thirst of fame Much more than virtue does inflame: Which none for worse or better take, But for her dower and trapping's sake. The fond ambition of a few, Many vast empires overthrew; While their atchievements with their dust, They vainly to their tombstones trust. For sepulchres like bodies lie, Swallow'd in death's, obscurity* 12.12.
Behold how small an urn contains The mighty Hannibal's remains: That hero whose vast swelling mind To Afric could not be confin'd: Nature's impediments he past, And came to Italy at last: There, after towns and battles won, He cries, comrades, there's nothing done, Unless our conqu'ring powers Break down Rome's gates, level her towers,

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Root up her posts, and break her chains, And knock out all opposers brains: Whilst our troops scour the city thorough, And fix our standard in Saburra* 12.13. But what catastrophe of fate, Does on this famous leader wait: His conduct's baffled, army's broke, Carthage puts on the Roman yoke: Whilst flight and banishment's his fate, His ruin'd country's scorn and hate. Go, madman, act thy frantic part, Climb horrid Alps, with pains and art, Go, madman, to be with mighty reputation, The subject of a declamation† 12.14
One world's too mean, a trifling thing, For the young Macedonian king; He raves like one in banishment, In narrow craggy island pent: In one poor globe does sweat and squeeze, Wedg'd in and crampt in little-ease. But he who human race once scorn'd, And said high Jove King Philip horn'd, While manag'd oracles declare The spark great Ammon's son and heir; At Babylon, for all his huffing, Finds ample room in narrow coffin. Man swells with bombast of inventions, When stript, death shews his true dimensions.

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So do we read wild Xerxes rent Mount Athos from the continent, And in a frolic made a shift, To set it in the sea adrift: With ships pav'd o'er the Hellespont, And built a floating bridge upon't: Drove chariots o'er by this device, As coaches ran upon the ice. He led so numberless a rout, As at one meal drank rivers out. This tyrant we in story find, Was us'd to whip and flog the wind; Their jailor Eolus in prison, Ne'er forc'd them with so little reason: Nor could blue Neptune's godhead save him, But he with fetters must enslave him. Yet after all these roaring freaks, Routed and broke he homeward sneaks; And ferries o'er in fishing-boat Through shoals of carcases afloat; His hopes all vanish'd, bilked of all His gaudy dreams: See pride's just fall.
The frequent subject of our prayers, Is length of life and many years: But what incessant plagues and ills, The gulph of age with mischief fills! We can pronounce none happy, none, Till the last sand of life be run. Marius's long life was th' only reason, Of exile and Minturnian prison. Kind fate designing to befriend Great Pompey, did a fever send, That should with favourable doom, Prevent his miseries to come:

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But nations for his danger griev'd, Make public prayers, and he's repriev'd: Fate then that honour'd, head did save, And to insulting Caesar gave. 'Tis the fond mother's constant prayer, Her children may be passing fair: The boon they beg with sighs and groans, Incessantly on marrow-bones. Yet bright Lucretia's sullen fate, Shews fair ones are not fortunate. Virginia's chance may well confute you, Good luck don't always wait on beauty.
Let not your wills then once repine, Whate'er the gods for you design. They better know than human wit, That does our exigence befit. Their wise all-seeing eyes discern, And give what best suits our concern. We blindly harmful things implore, Which they refusing, love us more.
Shall men ask nothing then? Be wise, And listen well to sound advice. Pray only that in body sound, A firm and constant mind be found: A mind no fear of death can daunt, Nor exile, prison, pains nor want: That justly reckons death to be Kind author of our liberty: Banishing passion from our breast, Resting content with what's possest: That ev'ry honest action loves, And great Alcides toil approves, Above the lusts, feasts, and beds of down, Which did Sardanapalus drown.

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This mortals to themselves may give; Virtue's the happy rule to live. Chance bears no sway where wisdom rules, An empty name ador'd by fools. Folly blind Fortune did create, A goddess, and to heaven translate.(24) 12.15

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SECTION XIV.

Bear me, ye friendly powers, to gentler scenes, To shady bow'rs, and never-fading greens; To flow'ry meads, the vales, and mazy woods, Some sweet soft seat, adorn'd with springs and floods Where with the muses, I may spend my days, And steal myself from life by slow decays. With age unknown to pain or sorrow blest, To the dark grave retiring as to rest; While gently with one sigh this mortal frame, Dissolving turns to ashes whence it came; And my freed soul departs without a groan; In transport wings her flight to worlds unknown.

* 12.16§. 1. FROM Orton-lodge I went to Bas∣sora, to pay my respects to Dr. Stanvil and his charming consort. I was re∣ceived by them both with the greatest good∣ness and civility; but as before, this lady did not seem to have had any former acquaint∣ance, one might well think from the part she acted, that she had never seen me, till the accident I have related brought me to her husband's house. I did not however even hint any thing to the contrary, but turning to the Doctor a little after my arrival, began to ask him some questions.

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* 12.17§. 2. As he had an Essay on fevers in his hand, when I entred the room, I requested to know, how he accounted for the effects of Cantharides, in raising and strengthning a low trembling pulse, and driving the natural heat and efflatus of the blood outward,—in giving relief in delirious ravings, stupors, and loss of reason,—in reducing continual fevers to distinct remissions,—and in cleansing and opening the obstructed glands and lympha∣tics, so as to bring on the critical sweats, let loose the saliva and glandular secretions, and bring down the thick soluble urine? How does blistering, so happily brought in by the physical bully of this age, Dr. Radcliff, so wonderfully cool and dilute the blood? It seems to me somewhat strange.

* 12.18§. 3. Dr. Stanvil replied: It is easily ac∣counted for. The Spanish fly, that extremely hot and perfectly caustic insect, is stocked with a subtile, active, and extremely pun∣gent salt, which enters the blood upon the application of the blister, and passes with it through the several glandular strainers and secretory ducts. This stimulating force of the fly's salt, occasions the pain felt in making the water with a blister, (which may be taken off by a thin emulsion made with the pulp of roasted apples in milk and water), and causes

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the liberal, foul and stinking sweats, while the Epispastic is on.

This being evident, it is plain from thence, that the penetrating salts of the fly, that is, the volatile pungent parts of the cantharides, act in the blood by dissolving, attenuating, and ratifying the viscid cohesions of the lymph and serum; by stimulating the ner∣vous coats of the vessels, throw off their stagnating viscidities, and by cleansing the glands, and forcing out the coagulated serum, restore the circulation and freedom of lymph from the arteries to the veins; opening, scour∣ing and cleansing at the same time, the ex∣purgatory glands.

* 12.19In short, as common cathartics purge the guts and cleanse and throw off their clam∣my, stagnating, and obstructing contents, by rarifying and dissolving the viscid cohesions of the fluids, and by stimulating the solids; so do the active salts of the fly penetrate the whole animal machine, become a glandular lymphatic purge, and perform the same thing in all the small straining conveying pipes, that common purgatives effect in the intestines: and as by this means, all the sluices and outlets of the glandular secretions are opened, the cantharides must be cooling, diluting, and refrigerating in their effects to the greatest degree, tho' so very hot, caustic, and pungent in themselves. So wonderfully

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has the great Creator provided for his creature, man; in giving him not only a variety of the most pleating food; but so fine a me∣dicine, (among a thousand others) as the Spanish fly, to save him from the destroying fever, and restore him to health again. It is not by a discharge of serum, as too many doctors imagine, that a blister relieves, for five times the quantity may be brought off by bleeding, vomiting, or purging; but the benefit is intirely owing to that heating, atte∣nuating, and pungent salt of this fly, (and this fly only), which the divine power and goodness has made a lymphatic purgative, or glandular cathartic for the relief of man, in this fatal and tormenting malady. Vast is our obligation to God for all his providential blessings. Great are the wonders that he doth for the children of men.

* 12.20§. 4. Here the Doctor dropt off his chair, just as he had pronounced the word men, and in a moment became a lifeless sordid bo∣dy. His death was occasioned by the blow∣ing up of his stomach, as I found upon opening his body, at the request of his lady.—When the blood which is confined within the vessels of the human body, is agitated with a due motion, it maintains life; but if there be a stagnation of it in an artery, it makes an aneurism; in a vein, a va∣rix;

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under the skin, a bruise; in the nose, it may excite an haemorrhage; in the vessels of the brain, an apoplexy; in the lungs, an haemoptoe; in the cavity of the thorax, an empyema; and when it perfectly stagnates there, immediate death.

An animal (observe me Reader) must live so long as this fluid circulates through the conical pipes in his body, from the lesser base in the centre, the heart, to the greater in the extreme parts; and from the capillary evanescent arteries, by the nascent returning veins to the heart again; but when this fluid ceases to flow through the incurved canals, and the velocities are no longer in the inverse duplicate ratio of the inflated pipes, then it dies. The animal has done for ever with food and sex; the two great principles which move this world, and produce not only so much honest industry, but so many wars and fightings, such cruel oppressions, and that variety of woes we read of in the tragical history of the world. Even one of them does wonders. Cunnus teterrim belli causa. And when united, the force is irresistible.

But as I was saying, when this fluid ceases to flow, the man has done with lust and hunger. The pope, the warriour, and the maid, are still. The machine is at absolute rest, that is, in perfect insensibility: And the soul of it is removed to the vestibulum or porch of

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the highest holy place; in and Burnet of the Charter-house), as needful to our contact with the material system; —as it must exist with a spiritual body to be sure, (says the Rev. Mr. Caleb Fleming, in his Survey of the search after souls), because of its being present with its Saviour, behold∣ing his glory, who is in human form and figure, which requires some similitude in the vehicle, in order to the more easy and fami∣liar society and enjoyment. Or, as the learned Master of Peter-house, Dr. Edmund Law, and Dr. Sherlock, Bishop of London, informs us, it remains insensible for ages, till the consum∣mation of all things; — from the dissolution of the body, is stupid, senseless, and dead asleep till the resurrection.

Such was the case of my friend, Dr. Stan∣vil; he dropt down dead at once. A rare∣faction in his stomach, by the heat and fer∣mentation of what he had taken the night before at supper, destroyed him. That con∣cave viscus, or bowel, which is seated in the abdomen below the diaphragm, I mean the stomach, was inflamed, and as the descend∣ing trunk of the aorta passes down between it and the spine, that is, between the stomach and back part of the ribs, the inflation and distention of the bowel compressed and con∣stringed the transverse section of the artery aorta, in its descending branch, and by les∣sening

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it, impeded the descent of the blood from the heart, and obliged it to ascend in a greater quantity than usual to the head. By this means, the parts of the head were distended and stretched with blood, which brought on an apoplexy, and the operation upward being violent, the equilibrium was intirely broken, and the vital tide could flow no more. This I found on opening the body. I likewise observed that, exclu∣sive of the compressure of the descending trunk of the artery aorta, the muscular coats of the stomach were stretched, inflated, and distended; and of consequence, the blood-vessels which enter into the constitution of those muscles, were stretched, dilated, and turgid with blood, and therefore the blood could not be driven forward in the course of its circulation with its natural and due velo∣city, but must prove an obstacle to the de∣scent of the blood from the heart, and ob∣lige almost the whole tide to move upwards. This, and the constringing the aorta, at its orifice or transverse section, between the costae and the bowel called the stomach, is enough, I assure you, Reader, to knock up the head of a giant, and put a stop to all the opera∣tions of nature. Thus fell this gentleman in the 32d year of his age.

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* 12.21§. 5. Whether the learned Dr. Edmund Law(25) 12.22, and the great Dr. Sherlock bishop of London(26) 12.23, be right, in asserting, the human soul sleeps like a bat or a swallow, in some ca∣vern for a period, till the last trumpet awa∣kens the hero of Voltaire and Henault, I mean Lewis XIV. to answer for his treachery, fals∣hood, and cruelty; or, whether that excel∣lent

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divine Mr. Fleming has declared the truth, in maintaining in his late survey, that the conscious scheme was the doctrine of Christ and his apostles; this however is certain, that my friend Stanvil is either now present with his Saviour, beholding his glory, in a vehi∣cle resembling the body of our Lord; as the dissenter just mentioned teaches;—or if, according to the author of the Considerations on the state of the world, (Archdeacon Law) and my Lord of London, in his Sermons, the scriptures take no account of an intermediate state in death, and we shall not awake or be made alive until the day of judgment; then will my friend have eternal life at the resur∣rection; he was as worthy a man as ever lived; an upright christian deist, whose life was one unmixed scene of virtue and charity. He did not believe a tittle of our priestly myste∣ries, or regard that religion which skulks behind the enormous columns of consecrated opinions; but, as christianity was revealed from heaven, to bring mankind to the wor∣ship of the one supreme God and governour of the world, and lead them into the paths of humanity, he rejected the superstition of Monks and their disciples, and in regard to the voice of reason, and the words of the gospel, adored only the supreme Being, mani∣fested his love of God by keeping the command∣ments, and his love of his neighbour, by do∣ing all the good in his power. Such a man

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was Dr. John Stanvil. If men of fortune would form their manners on such a model, virtue by degrees would spread through the inferior world, and we should soon be free from superstition.

§. 6. Having mentioned the sleeping and the conscious schemes, I would here examine these opinions, and shew why I cannot think, a dead inconscious silence is to be our case till the consummation of the ages; as a hap∣piness so remote would weaken I believe the energy and influence of our conceptions and apprehensions, in respect of faith, hope, and expectations. To curb desire, or suffer se∣verely here, for the sake of truth and vir∣tue, and then cease to be, perhaps for ten thousand years to come, or much longer; (for there is not any thing in revelation, or an appearance out of it, that can incline a rational man to think he is near the day of judgment or general resurrection); this seems to be an obstacle in the progress of the pil∣grim: And therefore, why I rather think, we step immediately from the dark experiences of this first state, to a blissful consciousness in the regions of day, and by death are fixed in an eternal connexion with the wise, the virtuous, and the holy:—This, I say, I would in the next place proceed to treat of, by considering what the scriptures reveal in relation to death, and what is most proba∣ble

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in reason; but that it is necessary to pro∣ceed in my story.

* 12.24§. 7. When the beautiful Mrs. Stanvil saw her husband was really dead, and had paid that decent tribute of tears to his memory, which was due to a man, who left her in his will all his estates, real and personal, to be by her disposed of as she pleased; she sent for me to her chamber the next morning, and after a long conversation with her, told me, she could now own who she was, and instead of acting any longer by the directions of her head, let me know from her heart, that she had still the same regard for me, as when we travelled away together from her father's house in the West, to the North of England: And if I would stay at Bassora where I was, but for three months she must be away, she would then return, and her fortune and hand I might command. This I readily consented to, and when the funeral was over she departed. For the time agreed on, I continued in the house, and to a day she was punctual in her return. We were married the week after, and I was even hap∣pier than I had ever been before; which must amount to a felicity inconceivably great indeed. Six months we resided at her seat, and then thought it best to pay a visit to my father in Ireland. We arrived at Bagatrogh Castle in the western extremity of that island,

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in the spring of the year 1735, and were most kindly received.

My father longed to see me, and was very greatly rejoiced at my coming; but I found him in a dying way, paralytic all over, and scarcely able to speak. To my amazement, he was become as strict a unitarian as my∣self, and talked with abhorrence of Athana∣sian religion. This was owing, he said, to my MS. Remarks I left with him on Lord Nottingham's Answer to Mr. Whiston's Letter to his Lordship; which MS. of mine he had often read over when I was gone, and there∣by was thoroughly convinced, on considering my reasoning, that christians are expresly commanded, upon pain of God's displeasure, to worship one supreme God, and him only, in the name and through the mediation of Jesus Christ. Upon this religious practice as a fundamental rule he had at last fixed. He saw it was the safe way, and would never depart from it. He told me, the parson of his parish, a right orthodox divine, who had been his chum in the university, and very intimate with him, was greatly troubled at this change in his sentiments, and said many se∣vere things; but he no more minded the Athanasians now, than he did the idolatrous papists. This gave me great pleasure, and recompensed me for what I had suffered on a religious account. I gave thanks to

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God that truth through my means had prevailed.* 12.25

THE CONCLUSION.

AND now, my candid Reader, to take my leave of you at this time, I have only to observe, that as this volume is full large, I cannot add my intended XVth sec∣tion, but only say in a short summary, that soon after my arrival at Bagatrogh Castle, my father's seat on Mall-Bay, on the coast of Galway in Ireland, the old gentleman died, and as in a passion, he had irrevocably set∣tled the greatest part of his large estate on a near relation of mine, and had it not in his power to leave me more than a hundred a year, a little ready money, and a small ship, which lay before his door in the Bay, he descended to the grave in great trouble, with many tears. Like old Isaac over Esau, he wept bitterly, and wished in vain, that it was in his power to undo what he had done.

As soon as my father was buried, I re∣turned to England with my wife, in the little vessel, now my own, which lay in the Bay,

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and immediately after landing, and laying up my ship in a safe place, we went to Bas∣sora again, there lived for one year as happy as two mortals could be; but in the begin∣ning of the year 1736; she died of the small pox, and to divert my mind, it came into my head to go to sea, and make some voy∣ages in my own little ship, which was an excellent one for strength and sailing, tho' but a sloop of twenty-five tons. I went captain myself, and had an ingenious young gentleman, one Jackman, for my mate, who had been in the East Indies several times, six good hands, and two cabbin-boys. Every thing necessary, convenient, and fit, books, mathematical instruments, &c. we took on board, and weighed anchor the 5th of July, 1736.

We went on shore at the Canary Islands, the Cape de Verd Islands, and other places. We passed the Sun in 15 degrees North latitude, and from that time standing South; crossed the Line; the heats intolerable, and the musquitoes and bugs insufferable. We soon lost sight of the Northern star, and had the Crosiers and Magellan clouds in view. In three months time we anchored at St. Catha∣rine's on the coast of Brazil. The 2d of December we saw the Streights la Maine, that run betwixt Terra del fuego and Staten, and is the boundary between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans; but instead of venturing into

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them, and hazarding our lives among the impetuous blasts and waves which sweep round Cape Horn, (as Admiral Anson did the 7th of March 1741, two months too late, by the fault of the ministry, in his way to the South Seas), we kept out at sea to the East of Staten-land, and ran to the latitude 64, before we stood to the West∣ward. The weather was fine, as it was then the height of summer, to wit, in December and January. All the occurrences in this course, the discovery we made in the lati∣tude above-mentioned of an inhabited island, governed by a young Queen, and what ap∣peared and happened there, and in our run from thence to Borneo and Asia, round the globe; and from China to Europe, on our return home; with the events we afterwards met with, and the observations I made in other places, the Reader will find in a book called, The Voyages and Travels of Dr. Lo∣rimer.

Nine years of my life was spent in tra∣velling and sailing about, and at last I re∣turned to rest and reflect, and in rational a∣musements pass the remainder of my time a∣way. I retired to a little flowery retreat I had purchased within a few miles of London, that I might easily know what was doing in this hemisphere, while I belong to it; and in the midst of groves and streams, fields and

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lawns, have lived as happily ever since, as a mortal can do on this Planet.

Dr. Cheyne (by the way I observe,) calls it a ruined Planet, in his wild posthumous book;(27) 12.26 (a notion he had from his master, enthusiastic Law),(28) 12.27

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but from what I have seen on three continents, and in traversing

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the ocean round the globe, from West to East, and from the Southern latitude 64, to 66 North; a Planet in reality so divinely made and perfect, that one can never sufficiently adore and praise an infinitely wise God for such a piece of his handy work: — A world so wisely contrived, so accurately made, as to demonstrate the Creator's being and attributes, and cause every rational mortal to acknowledge that Jehovah is our God, and fear and obey so great and tremendous a Being — the power and glory of our God.

But as I was saying, after my return, I bought a little spot and country-house, where I might rest from my labours, and easily

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know what is doing in this hemisphere: — how gloriously our most gracious and ex∣cellent king endeavours to advance the feli∣city of his people, and promote the honour and dignity of Great Britain: — how inde∣fatigable the present ministry is in pursuing such measures, as demonstrate they have the interest of their country at heart; as evince how well they supply the deficiencies of their predecessors in office: — and how zea∣lously the combined wisdom of the whole legislature acts for the preservation of the Britannic constitution, and the liberties and properties of the people; that the ends of the late war may be answered, and the peace at last give universal satisfaction.

To hear such news; and know what France and Spain are doing; — and what the renowned Anti-Sejanus is writing; (Anti-Se∣janus who deserves the curse and hatred of the whole community* 12.28) I purchased a re∣tirement near the capital; a spot surrounded with woods and streams, plants and flowers; and over which a silence hovers, that gives a relish to still life, and renders it a con∣trast to the busy, bustling, envious crowds of men.

Here I sat down at last, and have done with hopes and fears for ever.

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"Here grant me, heav'n, to end my peaceful days, And pass what's left of life in studious ease; Here court the muses, whilst the sun on high, Flames in the vault of heav'n, and fires the sky; Soon as Aurora from her golden bow'rs, Exhales the fragrance of the balmy flow'rs, Reclin'd in silence on a mossy bed, Consult the learned volumes of the dead; Fall'n realms and empires in description view, Live o'er past times, and build whole worlds anew; Oft from the bursting tombs, in fancy raise The sons of Fame, who liv'd in antient days; Oft listen till the raptur'd soul takes wings, While Plato reasons, or while Homer sings.
Or when the night's dark wings this globe surround, And the pale moon begins her solemn round; When night has drawn her curtains o'er the plain, And silence reassumes her awful reign; Bid my free soul to starry orbs repair, Those radiant orbs that float in ambient air, And with a regular confusion stray, Oblique, direct, along the aerial way: Fountains of day! stupendous orbs of light! Which by their distance lessen to the sight: And if the glass you use, t'improve your eyes, Millions beyond the former millions rise. For no end were they made? Or, but to blaze Through empty space, and useless spend their rays? Or ought we not with reason to reply, Each lucid point which glows in yonder sky, Informs a system in the boundless space, And fills with glory its appointed place:

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With beams, unborrow'd, brightens other skies, And worlds, to thee unknown, with heat and life supplies.
But chiefly, O my soul, apply to loftier themes, The opening heav'ns, and angels rob'd with flames: Read in the sacred leaves how time began, And the dust mov'd, and quicken'd into man; Here through the flow'ry walks of Eden rove, Court the soft breeze, or range the spicy grove; There tread on hallow'd ground where angels trod, And rev'rend patriarchs talk'd as friends with God; Or hear the voice to slumb'ring prophets giv'n, Or gaze on visions from the throne of heav'n.
Thus lonely, thoughtful may I run the race Of transient life, in no unuseful ease: Enjoy each hour, nor as it fleets away, Think life too short, and yet too long the day; Of right observant, while my soul attends Each duty, and makes heav'n and angels friends: Can welcome death with Faith's expecting eye, And mind no pangs, since Hope stands smiling by; Nor studious how to make a longer stay, Views heav'nly plains and realms of brighter day; Shakes off her load, and wing'd with ardent love, Spurns at the earth, and springs her flight above, Soaring thro' air to realms where angels dwell, Pities the shrieking friends, and leaves the less∣ning bell."
THE END.

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