Off'ring pelf,
Each silly elf
Came wooing, cooing, bowing to me.
The learn'd serjeant of the law
Shew'd his parchments, briefs, and papers;
In his deeds I found a flaw,
So dismiss'd him in the vapours.
Cooing to me,
Wooing to me,
Teasing of me,
Pleasing of me,
Off'ring pelf,
Each silly elf
Came wooing, cooing, bowing to me.
Physic old display'd his wealth,
With his nostrums, but the fact is,
I swore loud I'd keep my health,
Nor die martyr to his practice.
Cooing to me,
Wooing to me,
Teasing of me,
Pleasing of me,
Off'ring pelf,
Each silly elf
Came wooing, cooing, bowing to me.
But at last a swain bow'd low,
Candid, handsome, tall, and clever,
Squeez'd my hand, I can't tell how,
But he won my heart for ever.
Cooing to me,
Wooing to me,
Pressing of me,
Blessing of me,