A farther continuation of the history of the Crown-Inn. Part III.:

A Farther Continuation OF THE HISTORY OF THE Crown-Inn, &c.

_IN my last I told you what furi|ous Pretentions were made to Mr. WRIGHT's Favour, by a Set of Fellows, who, you will conclude little deserve it; and if you consider that the greatest part of that Letter was writ before His coming to Town; you will likewise agree, that I spoke some|what like a Prophet.

But indeed, what is easier than to foresee Things which have such natural and una|voidable

Consequences; for nothing but the grossest Impudence, as well as the most absurd and vain Conceptions, could have given them the least Pretence to it; or have urg'd them to hope what they were neither intituled to, or qualified for.

They were very officious in their Attend|ance on Mr. WRIGHT when he arrived near the Town, and as suppliant as Spaniels in their Sycophantick Devoires. They feigned and wrung out an hundred Compliments which he took littlenotice of; But of all, you would have laught heartily at BOB, with his INVIO|LABLE ATTACH, and boasted Interest; BOB after all was fain to implore the Favour to be introduced; and when he had duck'd himself into a low and obsequious Cringe, as he drew near, Mr. WRIGHT by a sudden Pre|sence of Mind, turned his back upon him, and poor BOB's Countenance fell like a Wea|ther-Glass at the Alteration of the Weather.

This admirable Farce wou'd have lasted much longer, to the great Diversion of the Town; but that Mr. WRIGHT who is the most free and unaffected Man living, and cannot endure any thing that looks like con|straint, or servile Flattery, resolved not to be pester'd with 'em; and therefore by dismis|sing Jacob Rush, Sim, and some other of the King leaders, designed to convince the rest,

what he thought of their Company; and that he was capable to distinguish those who had merited from him, from those who had not.

You will hardly believe me, when I tell you, that the CURATE had the Impu|dence to appear publickly at the INN. Sure|ly the Front of that Fellow must be of the most solid and obdurate Brass. Can it be for|got how often he has drank young Shute's Health; and preach'd up his Interest by Inu|mendo's, in direct opposition to Mr. WRIGHT's Succession? Is any thing more notorious, un|less his own corrupt Life, than his encou|raging his Enemies, both in Life and Do|ctrine? How often has he been drunk at the Popes-Head, the Cross-Keys, and Mi|tre, with the Friends of young Shute? For he promotes no House, that is not even in its very Description well affected to him. Was this a Wretch now to appear bare-faced to Mr. WRIGHT? or can any thing better dis|cribe the unaccountable Vanity of an unthink|ing termagant Party?

The Conclusion of this was, that the Wretch was hustled out of the House, and had been buffeted, but out of deference to his Coat. Can you divine now, what should be in the Man's Head? His Friends indeed, ac|cording to their usual Vanity, said we shou'd

see him a B—p, but could even the most stupid Clodpate alive, really hope or be|lieve this, after he saw his Confederates under the deplorable Circumstances of Disgrace, and the Interest entirely sunk that could support his unjust Pretensions? Well of all the Sence|less furious Creatures that breath in the open Regions of the Air, commend me to the CURATE and his Party, for something ve|ry ridiculous, and out of the common Road and Propriety of Thinking.

A Friend of mine gives a very good turn to this and says, it was a Design of the Party to send him thither on purpose to be affronted, thereby to give a second handle to enflame the Mob, as at an Injury or Disrespect offered to the Church; and this to be sounded by the Trum|pets of Zion among the People. I will grant for once they may be capable to Think, for there are some shallow Tricksters among them; and therefore my Friends Notion may be just; but if ever they are hanged for Conjurers I'll be Shot, or throw my self out of the Win|dow, as an Auspicious Patron of his did, when he remembered the irreparable Injury he had done his Country, by Charioting and Countenancing such a pernicious Incendiary.

Upon the whole, the Party have now changed their Sentiments; it is at length beat|en into their fortified Skulls; that their

mighty Pretences to Mr. WRIGHT's Favour were frivilous, and without Ground. They do not so warmly, and proudly affirm now, That they were the Men who brought him in; and all the Love, and previous Grimaces, and the faint Acclamations before his Arrival, are turned into dull and insignificant Shruggs.

The glorious Changes at the INN have almost work'd them into their Ancient Spi|rit: The Consternation is great, but they have always a Body of Reserve ready to su|stain them under the most shocking and terri|ble Defeats. It is pleasant to hear these Fel|lows, who but a few Days ago, were heard to utter the most melodious Things imagina|ble of Mr. WRIGHT, now assume a dogmati|cal Air of reasoning upon his Conduct; and straining themselves into ambiguous and ridi|culous Hints; as if his known and celebrated Virtue were any way in the Case of dis|countenancing such a pack of deep Mouth'd Curs, that are always full Cry in running down Truth and Innocence; and where they have neither Courage nor Honesty to speak: their Minds, are Villains enough to make distant and raskally Reflections. But let them take care, for we have a substantial pair of Stocks here, and a Whipping-Post of the fittest Magnitude, equal to the brawniest Back of the most Sizeable Villain among them; besides two sturdy young Elms at the

Towns-end, that grew in a true Protestant Country where HEREDITARY RIGHT, SLAVERY, and ARBITRARY POWER were never heard off.

I am vexed that I must trouble you with such Trifles as these, but I shall never get through my Purpose without letting you into these little Details; nor wou'd you be so ca|pable to relish Things more momentous, if you were not truely possessed of the present State and litigious Spirit of the Party You remember what they were in Power, and 'tis proper you shou'd know what they are in Ad|versity,

They forget the old Proverb, That Sawce for the Goose is Sawce for the Gander. What havock they made in turning out the Old Ser|vants, upon the most frivolous Pretences, and what a Scrabling they made to get their Fin|gers into the Widow's Dish. Never was such a Set of Cormorants known, they devoured by wholesale, yet went on with eager Com|plaints against the Old Servants, the better to conceal their own voracious Stomachs: One was accused of taking Half Penny Rolls out of the Bakers Basket, another for Embezling the Hay and Oats, and a third for receiving Rec|konings and not bringing the Money to the Bar: But for Truth, they left that to be made out by Jonathan Wormwood their Ama|nuensis a very bitter Fellow against all the old Servants, a witty facetious Varlet, and a

and hanger on to Bob, who kept him for such Purposes, for which he was excellently qua|lified, for he was as wicked as his Heart could wish; and had the best Talent at Railery and Lies a Man could possibly be endued-withal.

How he handled the Widow's Friends and Servants you have heard already; it was however equal to the Justice and Candour of all their other Proceedings, and helpt to fur|nish half the Blockheads in Town of that Party with Matter to hold an Argument. Some drew the whole Rigmaro into a kind of useful Common Place, for the greater Ease to their Memory's; and every Jackdaw or Owl in Town could hoot out some senceless Lesson taken from his Scurrilous Memoirs.

Bob had half a Dozen of these Fellows at his Beck, who hated him heartily, but for the Bread they receiv'd out of the Widow's Basket. Every Raskal had his separate Instructions. To one it was given to blacken the Widow's Friends, and shew the Necessity of coming to an Agreement without them; to another, to render our own Condition desperate, the better to frighten People into a Sence of it; a third was to run down the Credit of the Old Servants, and cry up the great Honesty of the new; a fourth, to discant on the Church; a fifth on Trade; and a sixth incessantly to cry out Faction, Plots, wicked Designs, &c. and keep the Town in continual Alarm, to

prevent their cooling, or recovering their pro|per Sences.

These Tools, as infamous as they were, an|swer'd the Ends they were employed on: the Mob especially, and the most unthinking and injudicious People, were taken by the Ears, and listened to them with great Attention, and by such Mountebank Methods, the Cre|dit of their Proceedings at the Inn was wholly supported.

The Widow, poor Woman, they kept up in her Chamber, and persuaded her, that her appearing below Stairs might be prejudi|cial to her Health, and that every thing went on well, and her Customers appeared all very much pleased with their Entertainment: So that she seldome came into the Bar, unless now and then on a Market-day or so, or at a CLUB-SUPPER, when it was necessa|ry for her to pass some Accounts. The Rogues had indeed some Reason to say, she was misled and abused by the Old Servants, if they judged from the result of their own Conduct, for they found she was a perfect easie Woman; and if her Tenants and Customers were but pleased with their Usage, she seldome en|quired further, and they took special Care that none of the Old Servants might come near her, and stifled all Letters by the Post when they suspected the Hand Writing, for

fear she shou'd get any Intelligence of the true State of the House.

They were taking all other Methods they could think on to make the Game sure, when they differed among themselves about the Means, and to the great Satisfaction of the Town, fell together by the Ears, Nab, like an ungrateful Slut as she was, had not that regard to the Advancement Bob had been a Means to promote her to; and perhaps there was something in it more than ordinary: Bob was on the decline, aged Fifty-five, and up|wards; of a temperate and phlegmatick Con|stitution. Harry was in the meridian of his Days; a robust young Dog, full of Life and Fire, with a vigorous Shape, strong Back, and hale Complexion, fed high, and had an amorous Soul of his own. The Rogue has good Blood in his Veins too, but no more the Son of old HARRY than I am of Ju|piter. The old Man disowns his Proceedings, and says, he always feared he would come to some violent End, from his turbulent disobe|dient Spirit. That his Mother, rest her Soul, dreamt of a Comet the Night she was deli|vered of him, and could never govern him as he shou'd be. Nay, you must know the young Knave took up a Belt against his own Father once at a WRESTLING, and threw him out of the Ring.

But to proceed. Harry, by these strong Persuasions, drew Nab into his Party: Not that she has many Babies to be seen in her Eyes, for they have for some Years past, dis|played but a very dull Water, yet the Jade had a feeling Conception of the foregoing Qualifications, and there was an excellent Character stirring of his singular Talent that Way. Nab Evesdropt dropp'd all that pass'd between the VVidow and Bob, and gave Harry an Account still; and took all Opportunities to improve Things to his Advantage, for I should have told you, that Nab, according to Bob's Prediction, was by this Time become a Lady; and I can assure you, valued herself not a little upon it: She looked as much above her former Occupation, as an Upstart 'Squire does above a Hack, when he has dipt the ANTIENT SEAT, for a Gilt Chariot, and a Pair of Swiss Tails. Nab was Hand and Glove with the VVidow, and not a Pin could be stuck right, if it was not of Nab's do|ing; for Nab had been well brought up, and could handle her Needle, tiff up a Fall below, or do any other Work, as well as Drudgery; tho' the BEESOM was indeed the most exquisitely adapted to her Hands of any other Perquisite of her Office. Nab kept the VVidow's Purse, and bought Perfumes, Pow|der, and Patches, &c. and made many a round Penny of her Markettings: She had

a Liquorish Tooth of her own, and loved a Cordial at her Heart, which she always posted in her Bill of Incidents: They say 'twas pretty large at the VVidow's Death.

There were other of the Female Servants at the INN violently attached to Harry's Person, through the Impression of his smug Countenance, and brawny Shoulders: No Page cou'd swallow Quince-Marmalet more greedily, than these Simpering Baggages did the Complimental Addresses of the young Brazier; every one believing, like Don John's six Wives, That she was the VVoman! and each putting herself forward, with the great|est Address to serve him, and render him gra|cious in the Eyes of the VVidow: This it is to have the Reputation of being what we call a VVoman's Man: Bob, with all his Politick Airs, and Set Faces, could not conjure him|self into the Womens Graces, and Harry had a favourable Gift beyond all the Magick of his VVand. Harry wou'd Dance with them on the Green, play at Drop-Glove, Stool-Ball, and the like; which Bob was too fee|ble and stiff in the Hams for; and could only figh that he had introduced such a Smock-faced young VVhoresbird to Supplant him.

Thus you see by what Measures Harry carried his Point, and engag'd the Private Ser|vices of these Female Advocates, whose short Triumph, and sudden Fall, is now the Subject of their Tears and Concern. Realy, the Fellow might be very happy, could he but lay aside Ambition, and confine himself to a rural kind of Life. The great Resort of Females his Reputation wou'd soon draw a|bout him, could not but afford a very happy Prospect of Pleasure to one, who is by Na|ture fitlier qualified for the lacivious Drudge|ry of a Seraglio, than the Gravity of Pub|lick Business. In short, Harry's a very pret|ty Fellow, and a boon Companion; but the Rogue was so near sacrificing his Country; he's never to be trusted at the INN more, if he comes off no worse.

I must not forget, that I promised you an Account of the present State thereof. I con|cluded with telling you of the several Changes made at the INN, and what was likely to ensue. Charles, the Head-Ostler, and Ned Topsail, as I hinted, are both re|stored to their Places: Honest VVill Truby has jostled that queer Fellow Jack Squeamish, out of his STEWARDSHIP; and Frank Stirrup, Son of old Ralph the Cash|keeper, has received the Keys of the COF|FER

again, from the reluctant Hands of Nab's enabled Consort.

Every thing looks with a good Aspect, and the House begins to appear in its ancient Gran|deur: You may remember in what a Plight you left us; Solitary and Disconsolate; our Credit sunk; our Trade cramp'd and ruin'd; the Country Beggard; and the INN in the Hands of a Set of Arbritrary Fellows that drove on Jehu-like to our Destruction; our Friends affronted and discouraged; Honest Men put out of all, and none but a parcel of indefeasible Raskals preferr'd, who de|served hanging for their known Zeal to young Shute: But you will now find us with smiling Countenances, chearful Spirits, and composed Minds. We could hardly speak before for fear of our Taskmasters; but we dare now Nose those Villains that used to gibe us. Men of Integrity are only looked on at the INN, and to have been well at|tached to the New LANDLORD, is the best Argument for present Merit.

Robin Bold, the Plummer, Dick File-dust, the Smith, Nick Silver-Tongue, the Lapida|ry, and the rest of the honest Lads that stood titely for him at the last WRESTLING, are brought into Play again, and are ready to take up a Cudgel on the same side whenever Occasion offers. They threaten us hard in some Parts

of the Country, but we have as good as carried the Belt in this Town already almost two to one; and we doubt not but to shew 'em fair Play for it every where else: We have a Par|cel of mettled Lads that have been used to Sport, and are not afraid of a broken Head or two, if it comes to the Push.

You may remember, I always told you Things could not last long as they went on; and 'tis confirmed what I told you in my First, that the VVidow designed to have made great Alterations at the INN, had she recovered. 'Tis likewise as certain, that they broke her Heart among them, by discovering one ano|thers Rogueries, when they fell out. Poor Wo|man! they had harrass'd her so for 3 Years to|gether, and made her break her Words often with her honest Friends and Tenants, that when she came once to reflect, it cast her into such a deep Melancholy, as carried her precipitately to the Grave. In her last Intervals, she enter|ed into the following Soliloquy, to this Effect,

"Unhappy Woman! have I for this so long eat the Bread of Carefulness? Took Pains early and late to promote a Trade, and gain Reputation to the INN, on purpose to make all thy Tenants and Custo|mers easie and happy? And is all my Trou|ble and Care come to this at last? It was not so, says she, in the Days of my old Servants: My Affairs went well then;

and nothing I undertook but was Success|ful. I had a Reputation far and near, and was esteemed and courted even by my very Adversaries: My Tenants and Customers were perpetually Rejoicing; but I fear I have now given them too great an Occa|sion for Sorrow. Could I recal a little Time, But I shall ne'er outlive it; I wou'd endeavour to remove the Cause, and make them all easie again. But this is reserved for Heaven and my Successor: Tell my poor People I dye theirs; and yet I am sor|ry I cannot do more to redress them before I depart.

This said, she turned about, and with a Sigh breathed out her Soul to him that gave it.

Were these Fellows capable of Correction, sure this would have some effect on them: But I despair of ever seeing them shew the least Signs of Grace and Repentance.

You have heard how they wou'd have insi|nuated themselves into Mr. WRIGHT'S Favour, and what a fawning and cringing they used at first, but when they saw he was not to be cajoled, and made a very just Distinction of their Proceedings toward him, by clearing the House of them; they presently changed their Notes, and are forming a Cabal against his Conduct.

The rewarding the long and eminent Ser|vices of honest John Trusty, is one of the greatest Cuts to 'em of all; for tho' they bear the rest with Spleen and Impatience enough, yet there is in this a double Portion of Acri|mony. John was the Honour and Support of the old Servants, and the Terror and Disgrace of the New: John caried the CAUSE a|gainst Old Savage for many Years toge|ther, to the great Disadvantage of their Idol Young Shute. John refused to Countenance their Schemes in making the Composition, and rather chose to retire out of the Country, than breath the same Air with such Villains as seemed to have abandoned all Faith and Honour, and were driving at the Ruin of their Country. And if that Raskal Slyboots had no|thing else to answer but the Persecution and ill Treatment of this worthy Man, that were enough never to have him forgiven.

How easie it is to guess the Rage and Fer|ment these Fellows are in at Mr. WRIGHT's glorious Proceedings. They say, he begins too soon, moves too fast, and that this can|not last long, with other such rediculous Stuff: But these are rather their Wishes than their Sentiments; both which are as much below his Resentment, as the senceless Reflection of the Party. He came here to govern, and chose rather to shew them, that he saw no

Reason to conceal his Resentment, nor to con|tinue Men about him whom he cou'd not chuse but be uneasie at; and if they have any Modesty, they ought to believe themselves obnoxious, and make a silent Retreat. That there was more Sincerity and Justice in open|ing himself freely at first, and letting them see he had no Reason to disguise himself, than to act in Deference to their Judgment, or have any regard to the censure of People he had so little reason to value. They Mistake, he has both too much Courage and too much Honesty to endeavour to veil his Conduct; or proceed with the least regard to their empty Commendations: Hipocrisie was Property a ra|ther becoming the last Three Years, than the Prudence, Justice, Honour, and excellent Management of the New LANDLORD, whose Rule is TO REWARD HIS FRIENDS, DO JUSTICE TO HIS ENEMIES; AND FEAR NONE.

They are endeavouring to possess the Peo|ple that he designs to curtail the Dignity of the INN; by reducing the Gates two Foot narrower in Circumference; to prohibit the Eating of Beef; abridge the Servants Wages; and allow them only Small Beer at their Victu|als; and finally, that he intends to take down the Steeple, and employ the Stones and Rubbish to make a Fence for the Conventicle, with other

preposterous Cant. Then to give terrible Ideas of his Person. They represent him with a furious stern Look, and a Head like a Dragon; with Scales and Fins like a Fish, and with such like incredible Stuff endeavour to make an Impression on the People; but let them go on, when they have Lyed till they are weary of it the Banter will end in their own Shame and Confusion.

I could enlarge egregiously on his admirable Qualities; the great Temperance, Justice, Candour and Moderation of his Temper; but I shall omit it till a more favourable Op|portunity, having already almost fill'd up my Scrole.

I had almost forgot to tell you, that some unlucky Knaves, in a Picture spread privately about, have drawn poor Harry in Deep Mourn|ing, with the LEAGUE in one Hand, and a Halter in the other. The Hangman carrying an Axe before him, with the Edge toward him. In the upper Copartment is the Gal|lows hung in Black-Bayes for Arthur Skipkennel, Matt. the Tavern-Boy, Con, and some of the rest of them, &c. I am yours, &c.

FINIS.