The Tatler: By the Right Honourable Joseph Addison, Esq;.

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The Tatler: By the Right Honourable Joseph Addison, Esq;.
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Addison, Joseph, 1672-1719.
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Glasgow :: printed by Robert Urie,
1754.
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No 147. Saturday, March 18, 1709.

—Ut ameris amabilis esto. Ovid.

From my own apartment, March 17.

READING is to the mind, what exercise is to the bo∣dy: as by the one, health is preserved, strengthened and invigorated; by the other, virtue, which is the health of the mind, is kept alive, cherished and confirmed. But as exercise becomes tedious and painful when we make use of it only as the means of health, so reading is apt to grow uneasy and burdensome, when we apply ourselves to it only for our improvement in virtue. For this reason, the virtue which we gather from a sable, or an allegory, is like the health we get by hunting; as we are engaged in an agreeable pursuit that draws us on with pleasure, and makes us insensible of the fatigues that accompany it.

After this preface, I shall set down a very beautiful alle∣gorical fable of the great poet whom I mentioned in my last paper, and whom it is very difficult to lay aside when one is engaged in the reading of him; and this I parti∣cularly design for the use of several of my fair correspon∣dents, who in their letters have complained to me, that they have lost the affections of their husbands, and desire my advice how to recover them.

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Juno, says Homer, seeing her Jupiter seated on the top of mount Ida, and knowing that he conceived an aversion to her, began to study how she should regain his affecti∣ons, and make herself amiable to him. With this thought she immediately retired into her chamber, where she bath∣ed herself in ambrosia, which gave her person all its beau∣ty, and diffused so divine an odour, as refreshed all na∣ture, and sweetened both heaven and earth. She let her immortal tresses flow in the most graceful manner, and took a particular care to dress herself in several orna∣ments, which the poet describes at length, and which the goddess chose out as the most proper to set off her person to the best advantage. In the next place, she made a visit to Venus, the deity who presides over love, and begged of her, as a particular favour, that she would lend her for a while those charms with which she subdued the hearts both of gods and men. For, says the goddess, I would make use of them to reconcile the two deities, who took care of me in my infancy, and who, at present, are at so great a variance, that they are estranged from each other's bed. Venus was proud of an opportunity of obliging so great a goddess, and therefore made her a present of the Cestus which she used to wear about her own waist, with advice to hide it in her bosom, till she had accom∣plished her intention. This Cestus was a fine party-co∣loured girdle, which, as Homer tells us, had all the attra∣ctions of the sex wrought into it. The four principal fi∣gures in the embroidery were love, desire, fondness of speech, and conversation, filled with that sweetness and complacency which, says the poet, insensibly steal away the hearts of the wisest men.

Juno, after having made these necessary preparations, came as by accident into the presence of Jupiter, who is said to have been as much inflamed with her beauty, as when he first stole to her embraces without the consent of their parents. Juno, to cover her real thoughts, told him, as she had told Venus, that she was going to make a visit to Oceanus and Tethys. He prevailed upon her to stay

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with him, protesting to her, that she appeared more ami∣able in his eye, than ever any mortal, goddess, or even herself, had appeared to him till that day. The poet then represents him in so great an ardour, that (without going up to the house which had been built by the hands of Vulcan, according to Juno's direction) he threw a gol∣den cloud over their heads as they sat upon the top of mount Ida, while the earth beneath them sprung up in lo∣tus's, saffrons, hyacinths, and a bed of the softest flow∣ers for their repose.

This close translation of one of the finest passages in Homer, may suggest abundance of instruction to a woman who has a mind to preserve or recal the affection of her husband. The care of the person, and the dress, with the particular blandishments woven in the Cestus, are so plainly recommended by this fable, and so indispensably necessary in every female who desires to please, that they need no further explanation. The discretion likewise in covering all matrimonial quarrels from the knowlege of others, is taught in the pretended visit to Tethys, in the speech where Juno addresses herself to Venus; as the chaste and prudent management of a wife's charms is inti∣mated by the same pretence for her appearing before Ju∣piter, and by the concealment of the Cestus in her bosom.

I shall leave this tale to the consideration of such good housewives who are never well dressed but when they are abroad, and think it necessary to appear more agreeable to all men living than their husbands: as also to those prudent ladies, who, to avoid the appearance of being over-fond, entertain their husbands with indifference, a∣version, sullen silence, or exasperating language.

Sheer-Lane, March 17.

Upon my coming home last night, I found a very hand∣some present of wine left for me, as a taste of 216 hog∣sheads which are to be put to sale at 20 l. a hogshead, at Garraway's coffee house in Exchange-alley, on the 22d in∣stant,

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at three in the afternoon, and to be tasted in major Long's vaults from the 20th instant till the time of sale. This having been sent to me with a desire that I would give my judgment upon it, I immediately impannelled a jury of men of nice palates and strong heads, who be∣ing all of them very scrupulous, and unwilling to proceed rashly in a matter of so great importance, refused to bring in their verdict till three in the morning; at which time the foreman pronounced, as well as he was able, extra-a-ordinary French claret. For my own part, as I love to consult my pillow in all points of moment, I slept upon it before I would give my sentence, and this morning con∣firmed the verdict.

Having mentioned this tribute of wine, I must give notice to my correspondents for the future, who shall ap∣ply to me on this occasion, that as I shall decide nothing unadvisedly in matters of this nature, I cannot pretend to give judgment of a right good liquor, without examin∣ing at least three dozen bottles of it. I must at the same time do myself the justice to let the world know, that I have resisted great temptations in this kind; as it is well known to a butcher in Clare-Market, who endeavoured to corrupt me with a dozen and a half of marrow-bones. I had likewise a bribe sent me by a fish-monger, consisting of a collar of brawn, and a joll of salmon; but not find∣ing them excellent in their kinds, I had the integrity to eat them both up without speaking one word of them. However, for the future, I shall have an eye to the diet of this great city, and will recommend the best and most wholesome food to them, if I receive these proper and re∣spectful notices from the sellers, that it may not be said hereafter my readers were better taught than fed.

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