The Canterbury tales
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- The Canterbury tales
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- Chaucer, Geoffrey, d. 1400
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- Boston, Mass.: Houghton Mifflin
- 1957
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"The Canterbury tales." In the digital collection Corpus of Middle English Prose and Verse. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/CT. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed June 7, 2024.
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Line 1062
At youre comandement, sire, trewely, Line 1063
Quod the chanoun, and ellis God forbeede! Line 1064
Loo, how this theef koude his service beede! Line 1065
Ful sooth it is that swich profred servyse Line 1066
Stynketh, as witnessen thise olde wyse, Line 1067
And that, ful soone I wol it verifie Line 1068
In this chanoun, roote of al trecherie, Line 1069
That everemoore delit hath and gladnesse -- Line 1070
Swiche feendly thoghtes in his herte impresse -- Line 1071
How cristes peple he may to meschief brynge. Line 1072
God kepe us from his false dissymulynge! Line 1073
Noght wiste this preest with whom that he delte, Line 1074
Ne of his harm comynge he no thyng felte. Line 1075
O sely preest! o sely innocent! Line 1076
With coveitise anon thou shalt be blent! Line 1077
O gracelees, ful blynd is thy conceite, Line 1078
No thyng ne artow war of the deceite Line 1079
Which that this fox yshapen hath to thee! Line 1080
His wily wrenches thou ne mayst nat flee. Line 1081
Wherfore, to go to the conclusion, Line 1082
That refereth to thy confusion, Line 1083
Unhappy man, anon I wol me hye Line 1084
To tellen thyn unwit and thy folye, Line 1085
And eek the falsnesse of that oother wrecche, Line 1086
As ferforth as that my konnyng wol strecche. Line 1087
This chanon was my lord, ye wolden weene? Line 1088
Sire hoost, in feith, and by the hevenes queene, Line 1089
It was another chanoun, and nat hee, Line 1090
That kan an hundred foold moore subtiltee. Line 1091
He hath bitrayed folkes many tyme; Line 1092
Of his falsnesse it dulleth me to ryme. Line 1093
Evere whan that I speke of his falshede, Line 1094
For shame of hym my chekes wexen rede. Line 1095
Algates they bigynnen for to glowe, Line 1096
For reednesse have I noon, right wel I knowe, Line 1097
In my visage; for fumes diverse Line 1098
Of metals, whiche ye han herd me reherce, Line 1099
Consumed and wasted han my reednesse. Line 1100
Now taak heede of this chanons cursednesse! Line 1101
Sire, quod he to the preest, lat youre man gon Line 1102
For quyksilver, that we it hadde anon; Line 1103
And lat hym bryngen ounces two or three; Line 1104
And whan he comth, as faste shal ye see Line 1105
A wonder thyng, which ye saugh nevere er this. Line 1106
Sire, quod the preest, it shal be doon, ywis. Line 1107
He bad his servant fecchen hym this thyng, Line 1108
And he al redy was at his biddyng, Line 1109
And wente hym forth, and cam anon agayn Line 1110
With this quyksilver, shortly for to sayn, Line 1111
And took thise ounces thre to the chanoun; Line 1112
And he hem leyde faire and wel adoun, Line 1113
And bad the servant coles for to brynge, Line 1114
That he anon myghte go to his werkynge. Line 1115
The coles right anon weren yfet, Line 1116
And this chanoun took out a crosselet Line 1117
Of his bosom, and shewed it to the preest. Line 1118
This instrument, quod he, which that thou seest, Line 1119
Taak in thy hand, and put thyself therinne Line 1120
Of this quyksilver an ounce, and heer bigynne, Line 1121
In name of crist, to wexe a philosofre. Line 1122
Ther been ful fewe to whiche I wolde profre Line 1123
To shewen hem thus muche of my science. Line 1124
For ye shul seen heer, by experience, Line 1125
That this quyksilver I wol mortifye Line 1126
Right in youre sighte anon, withouten lye, Line 1127
And make it as good silver and as fyn Line 1128
As ther is any in youre purs or myn, Line 1129
Or elleswhere, and make it malliable; Line 1130
And elles holdeth me fals and unable Line 1131
Amonges folk for evere to appeere. Line 1132
I have poudre heer, that coste me deere, Line 1133
Shal make al good, for it is cause of al Line 1134
My konnyng, which that I yow shewen shal. Line 1135
Voyde youre man, and lat hym be theroute, Line 1136
And shette the dore, whils we been aboute Line 1137
Oure pryvetee, that no man us espie, Line 1138
Whils that we werke in this philosophie. Line 1139
Al as he bad fulfilled was in dede. Line 1140
This ilke servant anonright out yede Line 1141
And his maister shette the dore anon, Line 1142
And to hire labour spedily the gon. Line 1143
This preest, at this cursed chanons biddyng, Line 1144
Upon the fir anon sette this thyng, Line 1145
And blew the fir, and bisyed hym ful faste. Line 1146
And this chanoun into the crosselet caste Line 1147
A poudre, noot I wherof that it was Line 1148
Ymaad, outher of chalk, outher of glas, Line 1149
Or somwhat elles, was nat worth a flye, Line 1150
To blynde with this preest; and bad hym hye Line 1151
The coles for to couchen al above Line 1152
The crosselet. For in tokenyng I thee love, Line 1153
Quod this chanoun, thyne owene handes two Line 1154
Shul werche al thyng which that shal heer be do. Line 1155
Graunt mercy, quod the preest, and was ful glad, Line 1156
And couched coles as that the chanoun bad. Line 1157
And while he bisy was, this feendly wrecche, Line 1158
This false chanoun -- the foule feend hym fecche! -- Line 1159
Out of his bosom took a bechen cole, Line 1160
In which ful subtilly was maad an hole, Line 1161
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Line 1161
And therinne put was of silver lemaille Line 1162
An ounce, and stopped was, withouten faille, Line 1163
This hole with wex, to kepe the lemaille in. Line 1164
And understondeth that this false gyn Line 1165
Was nat maad ther, but it was maad bifore; Line 1166
And othere thynges I shal tellen moore Line 1167
Herafterward, whiche that he with hym broghte. Line 1168
Er he cam there, hym to bigile he thoghte, Line 1169
And so he dide, er that they wente at wynne; Line 1170
Til he had terved hym, koude he nat blynne. Line 1171
It dulleth me whan that I of hym speke. Line 1172
On his falshede fayn wolde I me wreke, Line 1173
If I wiste how, but he is heere and there; Line 1174
He is so variaunt, be abit nowhere. Line 1175
But taketh heed now, sires, for goddes love! Line 1176
He took his cole of which I spak above, Line 1177
And in his hand he baar it pryvely. Line 1178
And whiles the preest couched bisily Line 1179
The coles, as I tolde yow er this, Line 1180
This chanoun seyde, freend, ye doon amys. Line 1181
This is nat couched as it oghte be; Line 1182
But soone I shal amenden it, quod he. Line 1183
Now lat me medle therwith but a while, Line 1184
For of yow have I pitee, by seint gile! Line 1185
Ye been right hoot; I se wel how ye swete. Line 1186
Have heere a clooth, and wipe awey the wete. Line 1187
And whiles that the preest wiped his face, Line 1188
This chanoun took his cole -- with sory grace! -- Line 1189
And leyde it above upon the myddeward Line 1190
Of the crosselet, and blew wel afterward, Line 1191
Til that the coles gonne faste brenne. Line 1192
Now yeve us drynke, quod the chanoun thenne; Line 1193
As swithe al shal be wel, I undertake. Line 1194
Sitte we doun, and lat us myrie make. Line 1195
And whan that this chanounes bechen cole Line 1196
Was brent, al the lemaille out of the hole Line 1197
Into the crosselet fil anon adoun; Line 1198
And as it moste nedes, by resoun, Line 1199
Syn it so even aboven it couched was. Line 1200
But therof wiste the preest nothyng, alas! Line 1201
He demed alle the coles yliche good; Line 1202
For of that sleighte he nothyng understood. Line 1203
And whan this alkamystre saugh his tyme, Line 1204
Ris up, quod he, sire preest, and stondeth by me; Line 1205
And for I woot wel ingot have ye noon, Line 1206
Gooth, walketh forth, and brynge us a chalk stoon; Line 1207
For I wol make it of the same shap Line 1208
That is an ingot, if I may han hap. Line 1209
And bryngeth eek with yow a bolle or a panne Line 1210
Ful of water, and ye shul se wel thanne Line 1211
How that oure bisynesse shal thryve and preeve. Line 1212
And yet, for ye shul han no mysbileeve Line 1213
New wrong conceite of me in youre absence, Line 1214
I ne wol nat been out of youre presence, Line 1215
But go with yow, and come with yow ageyn. Line 1216
The chambre dore, shortly for to seyn, Line 1217
They opened and shette, and wente hir weye. Line 1218
And forth with hem they carieden the keye, Line 1219
And coome agayn withouten any delay. Line 1220
What sholde I tarien al the longe day? Line 1221
He took the chalk, and shoop it in the wise Line 1222
Of an ingot, as I shal yow devyse. Line 1223
I seye, he took out of his owene sleeve Line 1224
A teyne of silver -- yvele moot he cheeve! -- Line 1225
Which that ne was nat but an ounce of weighte. Line 1226
And taaketh heede now of his cursed sleighte! Line 1227
He shoop his ingot, in lengthe and in breede Line 1228
Of this teyne, withouten any drede, Line 1229
So slyly that the preest it nat espide, Line 1230
And in his sleve agayn he gan it hide, Line 1231
And fro the fir he took up his mateere, Line 1232
And in th' yngot putte it with myrie cheere, Line 1233
And in the water-vessel he it caste, Line 1234
Whan that hym luste, and bad the preest as faste, Line 1235
Loke what ther is, put in thyn hand and grope. Line 1236
Thow fynde shalt ther silver, as I hope. Line 1237
What, devel of helle! sholde it elles be? Line 1238
Shaving of silver silver is, pardee! Line 1239
He putte his hand in and took up a teyne Line 1240
Of silver fyn, and glad in every veyne Line 1241
Was this preest, whan he saugh that it was so. Line 1242
Goddes blessyng, and his moodres also, Line 1243
And alle halwes, have ye, sire chanoun, Line 1244
Seyde the preest, and I hir malisoun, Line 1245
But, and ye vouche-sauf to techen me Line 1246
This noble craft and this subtilitee, Line 1247
I wol be youre in al that evere I may. Line 1248
Quod the chanoun, yet wol I make assay Line 1249
The seconde tyme, that ye may taken heede Line 1250
And been expert of this, and in youre neede Line 1251
Another day assaye in myn absence Line 1252
This disciplyne and this crafty science. Line 1253
Lat take another ounce, quod he tho, Line 1254
Of quyksilver, withouten wordes mo, Line 1255
And do therwith as ye han doon er this Line 1256
With that oother, which that now silver is. Line 1257
This preest hym bisieth in al that he kan Line 1258
To doon as this chanoun, this cursed man, Line 1259
Comanded hym, and faste he blew the fir, Line 1260
For to come to th' effect of his desir. Line 1261
And this chanon, right in the meene while, Line 1262
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Line 1262
Al redy was this preest eft to bigile, Line 1263
And for a contenaunce in his hand he bar Line 1264
An holwe stikke -- taak kep and be war! -- Line 1265
In the ende of which an ounce, and namoore, Line 1266
Of silver lemaille put was, as bifore Line 1267
Was in his cole, and stopped with wex weel Line 1268
For to kepe in his lemaille every deel. Line 1269
And whil this preest was in his bisynesse, Line 1270
This chanoun with his stikke gan hym dresse Line 1271
To hym anon, and his poudre caste in Line 1272
As he dide er -- the devel out of his skyn Line 1273
Hym terve, I pray to god, for his falshede! Line 1274
For he was evere fals in thoght and dede -- Line 1275
And with this stikke, above the crosselet, Line 1276
That was ordeyned with that false jet Line 1277
He stired the coles til relente gan Line 1278
The wex agayn the fir, as every man, Line 1279
But it a fool be, woot wel it moot nede, Line 1280
And al that in the stikke was out yede, Line 1281
And in the crosselet hastily it fel. Line 1282
Now, good sires, what wol ye bet than wel? Line 1283
Whan that this preest thus was bigiled ageyn, Line 1284
Supposynge noght but treuthe, sooth to seyn, Line 1285
He was so glad that I kan nat expresse Line 1286
In no manere his myrthe and his gladnesse; Line 1287
And to the chanoun he profred eftsoone Line 1288
Body and good. Ye, quod the chanoun soone, Line 1289
Though poure I be, crafty thou shalt me fynde. Line 1290
I warne thee, yet is ther moore bihynde. Line 1291
Is ther any coper herinne? seyde he. Line 1292
Ye, quod the preest, sire, I trowe wel ther be. Line 1293
Elles go bye us som, and that as swithe; Line 1294
Now, goode sire, go forth thy wey and hy the. Line 1295
He wente his wey, and with the coper cam, Line 1296
And this chanon it in his handes nam, Line 1297
And of that coper weyed out but an ounce. Line 1298
Al to symple is my tonge to pronounce, Line 1299
As ministre of my wit, the doublenesse Line 1300
Of this chanoun, roote of alle cursednesse! Line 1301
He semed freendly to hem that knewe hym noght, Line 1302
But he was feendly bothe in werk and thoght. Line 1303
It weerieth me to telle of his falsnesse, Line 1304
And nathelees yet wol I it expresse, Line 1305
To th' entente that men may be war therby, Line 1306
And for noon oother cause, trewely. Line 1307
He putte this ounce of coper in the crosselet, Line 1308
And on the fir as swithe he hath it set, Line 1309
And caste in poudre, and made the preest to blowe, Line 1310
And in his werkyng for to stoupe lowe, Line 1311
As he dide er, -- and al nas but a jape; Line 1312
Right as hym liste, the preest he made his ape! Line 1313
And afterward in the ingot he it caste, Line 1314
And in the panne putte it at the laste Line 1315
Of water, and in he putte his owene hand, Line 1316
And in his sleve (as ye biforen-hand Line 1317
Herde me telle) he hadde a silver teyne. Line 1318
He slyly took it out, this cursed heyne, Line 1319
Unwityng this preest of his false craft, Line 1320
And in the pannes botme he hath it laft; Line 1321
And in the water rombled to and fro, Line 1322
And wonder pryvely took up also Line 1323
The coper teyne, noght knowynge this preest, Line 1324
And hidde it, and hym hente by the breest, Line 1325
And to hym spak, and thus seyde in his game: Line 1326
Stoupeth adoun, by god, ye be to balme! Line 1327
Helpeth me now, as I dide yow whileer; Line 1328
Putte in youre hand, and looketh what is theer. Line 1329
This preest took up this silver teyne anon, Line 1330
And thanne seyde the chanoun, lat us gon Line 1331
With thise thre teynes, whiche that we han wroght, Line 1332
To som goldsmyth, and wite if they been oght. Line 1333
For, by my feith, I nolde, for myn hood, Line 1334
But if that they were silver fyn and good, Line 1335
And that as swithe preeved it shal bee. Line 1336
Unto the goldsmyth with thise teynes three Line 1337
They wente, and putte thise teynes in assay Line 1338
Fo fir and hamer; myghte no man seye nay, Line 1339
But that they weren as hem oghte be. Line 1340
This sotted preest, who was gladder than he? Line 1341
Was nevere brid gladder agayn the day, Line 1342
Ne nyghtyngale, in the sesoun of may, Line 1343
Was nevere noon that luste bet to synge; Line 1344
Ne lady lustier in carolynge, Line 1345
Or for to speke of love and wommanhede, Line 1346
Ne knyght in armes to doon an hardy dede, Line 1347
To stonden in grace of his lady deere, Line 1348
Than hadde this preest this soory craft to leere. Line 1349
And to the chanoun thus he spak and seyde: Line 1350
For love of god, that for us alle deyde, Line 1351
And as I may deserve it unto yow, Line 1352
What shal this receite coste? telleth now! Line 1353
By oure lady, quod this chanon, it is deere, Line 1354
I warne yow wel; for save I and a frere, Line 1355
In engelond ther kan no man it make. Line 1356
No fors, quod he, now, sire, for goddes sake, Line 1357
What shal I paye? telleth me, I preye. Line 1358
Ywis, quod he, it is ful deere, I seye. Line 1359
Sire, at o word, if that thee list it have, Line 1360
Ye shul paye fourty pound, so God me save! Line 1361
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Line 1361
And nere the freendshipe that ye dide er this Line 1362
To me, ye sholde paye moore, ywis. Line 1363
This preest the somme of fourty pound anon Line 1364
Of nobles fette, and took hem everichon Line 1365
To this chanoun, for this ilke receite. Line 1366
Al his werkyng nas but fraude and deceite. Line 1367
Sire preest, he seyde, I kepe han no loos Line 1368
Of my craft, for I wolde it kept were cloos; Line 1369
And, as ye love me, kepeth it secree. Line 1370
For, and men knewen al my soutiltee, Line 1371
By god, they wolden han so greet envye Line 1372
To me, by cause of my philosophye, Line 1373
I sholde be deed; ther were noon oother weye. Line 1374
God it forbeede, quod the preest, what sey ye? Line 1375
Yet hadde I levere spenden al the good Line 1376
Which that I have, and elles wexe I wood, Line 1377
Than that ye sholden falle in swich mescheef. Line 1378
For youre good wyl, sire, have ye right good preef, Line 1379
Quod the chanoun, and farwel, grant mercy! Line 1380
He wente his wey, and never the preest hym sy Line 1381
After that day; and whan that this preest shoolde Line 1382
Maken assay, at swich tyme as he wolde, Line 1383
Of this receit, farwel! it wolde nat be. Line 1384
Lo, thus byjaped and bigiled was he! Line 1385
Thus maketh he his introduccioun, Line 1386
To brynge folk to hir destruccioun. Line 1387
Considereth, sires, how that, in ech estaat, Line 1388
Bitwixe men and gold ther is debaat Line 1389
So ferforth that unnethes is ther noon. Line 1390
This multiplying blent so many oon Line 1391
That in good feith I trowe that it bee Line 1392
The cause grettest of swich scarsetee. Line 1393
Philosophres speken so mystily Line 1394
In this craft that men kan nat come therby, Line 1395
For any wit that men han now-a-dayes. Line 1396
They mowe wel chiteren as doon thise jayes, Line 1397
And in hir termes sette hir lust and peyne, Line 1398
But to hir purpos shul they nevere atteyne. Line 1399
A man may lightly lerne, if he have aught, Line 1400
To multiplie, and brynge his good to naught! Line 1401
Lo! swich a lucre is in this lusty game, Line 1402
A mannes myrthe it wol turne unto grame, Line 1403
And empten also grete and hevye purses, Line 1404
And maken folk for to purchacen curses Line 1405
Of hem that han hir good therto ylent. Line 1406
O! fy, for shame! they that han been brent, Line 1407
Allas! kan they nat flee the fires heete? Line 1408
Ye that it use, I rede ye it leete, Line 1409
Lest ye lese al; for bet than nevere is late. Line 1410
Nevere to thryve were to long a date. Line 1411
Though ye prolle ay, ye shul it nevere fynde. Line 1412
Ye been as boold as is bayard the blynde, Line 1413
That blondreth forth, and peril casteth noon. Line 1414
He is as boold to renne agayn a stoon Line 1415
As for to goon bisides in the weye. Line 1416
So faren ye that multiplie, I seye. Line 1417
If that youre eyen kan nat seen aright, Line 1418
Looke that youre mynde lakke noght his sight. Line 1419
For though ye looken never so brode and stare, Line 1420
Ye shul nothyng wynne on that chaffare, Line 1421
But wasten al that ye may rape and renne. Line 1422
Withdraweth the fir, lest it to faste brenne; Line 1423
Medleth namoore with that art, I mene, Line 1424
For if ye doon, youre thrift is goon ful clene. Line 1425
And right as swithe I wol yow tellen heere Line 1426
What philosophres seyn in this mateere. Line 1427
Lo, thus seith arnold of the newe toun, Line 1428
As his rosarie maketh mencioun; Line 1429
He seith right thus, withouten any lye: Line 1430
Ther may no man mercurie mortifie Line 1431
But it be with his brother knowlechyng. Line 1432
How be that he which that first seyde this thyng Line 1433
Of philosophres fader was, hermes -- Line 1434
He seith how that the dragon, doutelees, Line 1435
Ne dyeth nat, but if that he be slayn Line 1436
With his brother; and that is for to sayn, Line 1437
By the dragon, mercurie, and noon oother Line 1438
He understood, and brymstoon by his brother, Line 1439
That out of sol and luna were ydrawe. Line 1440
And therfore, seyde he, -- taak heede to my sawe -- Line 1441
Lat no man bisye hym this art for to seche, Line 1442
But if that he th' entencioun and speche Line 1443
Of philosophres understonde kan; Line 1444
And if he do, he is a lewed man. Line 1445
For this science and this konnyng, quod he, Line 1446
Is of the secree of secrees, pardee. Line 1447
Also ther was a disciple of plato, Line 1448
That on a tyme seyde his maister to, Line 1449
As his book senior wol bere witnesse, Line 1450
And this was his demande in soothfastnesse: Line 1451
Telle me the name of the privee stoon? Line 1452
And plato answerde unto hym anoon, Line 1453
Take the stoon that titanos men name. Line 1454
Which is that? quod he. Magnasia is the same, Line 1455
Seyde plato. Ye, sire, and is it thus? Line 1456
This is ignotum per ignocius. Line 1457
What is magnasia, good sire, I yow preye? Line 1458
It is a water that is maad, I seye, Line 1459
Of elementes foure, quod plato. Line 1460
Telle me the roote, good sire, quod he tho, Line 1461
Of that water, if it be youre wil. Line 1462
Nay, nay, quod plato, certein, that I nyl. Line 1463
The philosophres sworn were everychoon Line 1464
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Line 1464
That they sholden discovere it unto noon, Line 1465
Ne in no book it write in no manere. Line 1466
For unto crist it is so lief and deere Line 1467
That he wol nat that it discovered bee, Line 1468
But where it liketh to his deitee Line 1469
Men for t' enspire, and eek for to deffende Line 1470
Whom that hym liketh; lo, this is the ende. Line 1471
Thanne conclude I thus, sith that God of hevene Line 1472
Ne wil nat that the philosophres nevene Line 1473
How that a man shal come unto this stoon, Line 1474
I rede, as for the beste, lete it goon. Line 1475
For whoso maketh God his adversarie, Line 1476
As for to werken any thyng in contrarie Line 1477
Of his wil, certes, never shal he thryve, Line 1478
Thogh that he multiplie terme of his lyve. Line 1479
And there a poynt; for ended is my tale. Line 1480
God sende every trewe man boote of his bale! Line 1481