The Canterbury tales
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- The Canterbury tales
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- Chaucer, Geoffrey, d. 1400
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- Boston, Mass.: Houghton Mifflin
- 1957
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"The Canterbury tales." In the digital collection Corpus of Middle English Prose and Verse. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/CT. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed May 11, 2025.
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But nathelees, thogh that he wroot and sayde Line 80
He wolde that every wight were swich as he, Line 81
Al nys but conseil to virginitee. Line 82
And for to been a wyf he yaf me leve Line 83
Of indulgence; so nys it no repreve Line 84
To wedde me, if that my make dye, Line 85
Withouten excepcion of bigamye. Line 86
Al were it good no womman for to touche, -- Line 87
He mente as in his bed or in his couche; Line 88
For peril is bothe fyr and tow t' assemble: Line 89
Ye knowe what this ensample may resemble. Line 90
This is al and som, he heeld virginitee Line 91
Moore parfit than weddyng in freletee. Line 92
Freletee clepe I, but if that he and she Line 93
Wolde leden al hir lyf in chastitee. Line 94
I graunte it wel, I have noon envie, Line 95
Thogh maydenhede preferre bigamye. Line 96
It liketh hem to be clene, body and goost; Line 97
Of myn estaat I nyl nat make no boost. Line 98
For wel ye knowe, a lord in his houshold, Line 99
He nath nat every vessel al of gold; Line 100
Somme been of tree, and doon hir lord servyse. Line 101
God clepeth folk to hym in sondry wyse, Line 102
And everich hath of God a propre yifte, Line 103
Som this, som that, as hym liketh shifte. Line 104
Virginitee is greet perfeccion, Line 105
And continence eek with devocion, Line 106
But crist, that of perfeccion is welle, Line 107
Bad nat every wight he sholde go selle Line 108
Al that he hadde, and gyve it to the poore Line 109
And in swich wise folwe hym and his foore. Line 110
He spak to hem that wolde lyve parfitly; Line 111
And lordynges, by youre leve, that am nat I. Line 112
I wol bistowe the flour of al myn age Line 113
In the actes and in fruyt of mariage. Line 114
Telle me also, to what conclusion Line 115
Were membres maad of generacion, Line 116
And of so parfit wys a wight ywroght? Line 117
Trusteth right wel, they were nat maad for noght. Line 118
Glose whoso wole, and seye bothe up and doun, Line 119
That they were maked for purgacioun Line 120
Of uryne, and oure bothe thynges smale Line 121
Were eek to knowe a femele from a male, Line 122
And for noon oother cause, -- say ye no? Line 123
The experience woot wel it is noght so. Line 124
So that the clerkes be nat with me wrothe, Line 125
I sey this, that they maked ben for bothe, Line 126
This is to seye, for office, and for ese Line 127
Of engendrure, ther we nat God displese. Line 128
Why sholde men elles in hir bookes sette Line 129
That man shal yelde to his wyf hire dette? Line 130
Now wherwith sholde he make his paiement, Line 131
If he ne used his sely instrument? Line 132
Thanne were they maad upon a creature Line 133
To purge uryne, and eek for engendrure. Line 134
But I seye noght that every wight is holde, Line 135
That hath swich harneys as I to yow tolde, Line 136
To goon and usen hem in engendrure. Line 137
Thanne sholde men take of chastitee no cure. Line 138
Crist was a mayde, and shapen as a man, Line 139
And many a seint, sith that the world bigan; Line 140
Yet lyved they evere in parfit chastitee. Line 141
I nyl envye no virginitee. Line 142
Lat hem be breed of pured whete-seed, Line 143
And lat us wyves hoten barly-breed; Line 144
And yet with barly-breed, mark telle kan, Line 145
Oure lord jhesu refresshed many a man. Line 146
In swich estaat as God hath cleped us Line 147
I wol persevere; I nam nat precius. Line 148
In wyfhod I wol use myn instrument Line 149
As frely as my makere hath it sent. Line 150
If I be daungerous, God yeve me sorwe! Line 151
Myn housbonde shal it have bothe eve and morwe, Line 152
Whan that hym list come forth and paye his dette. Line 153
An housbonde I wol have, I wol nat lette, Line 154
Which shal be bothe my dettour and my thral, Line 155
And have his tribulacion withal Line 156
Upon his flessh, whil that I am his wyf. Line 157
I have the power durynge al my lyf Line 158
Upon his propre body, and noght he. Line 159
Right thus the apostel tolde it unto me; Line 160
And bad oure housbondes for to love us weel. Line 161
Al this sentence me liketh every deel -- Line 162
Up stirte the pardoner, and that anon: Line 163
Now, dame, quod he, by God and by seint john! Line 164
Ye been a noble prechour in this cas. Line 165
I was aboute to wedde a wyf; allas! Line 166
What sholde I bye it on my flessh so deere? Line 167
Yet hadde I levere wedde no wyf to-yeere! Line 168
Abyde! quod she, my tale is nat bigonne. Line 169
Nay, thou shalt drynken of another tonne, Line 170
Er that I go, shal savoure wors than ale. Line 171
And whan that I have toold thee forth my tale Line 172
Of tribulacion in mariage, Line 173
Of which I am expert in al myn age, Line 174
This is to seyn, myself have been the whippe, -- Line 175
Than maystow chese wheither thou wolt sippe Line 176
Of thilke tonne that I shal abroche. Line 177
Be war of it, er thou to ny approche; Line 178
For I shal telle ensamples mo than ten. Line 179
--Whoso that nyl be war by othere men, Line 180
By hym shul othere men corrected be. -- Line 181
The same wordes writeth ptholomee; Line 182
Rede in his almageste, and take it there. Line 183
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Dame, I wolde praye yow, if youre wyl it were, Line 184
Seyde this pardoner, as ye bigan, Line 185
Telle forth youre tale, spareth for no man, Line 186
And teche us yonge men of youre praktike. Line 187
Gladly, quod she, sith it may yow like; Line 188
But that I praye to al this compaignye, Line 189
If that I speke after my fantasye, Line 190
As taketh not agrief of that I seye; Line 191
For myn entente is nat but for to pleye. Line 192
Now, sire, now wol I telle forth my tale. -- Line 193
As evere moote I drynken wyn or ale, Line 194
I shal seye sooth, tho housbondes that I hadde, Line 195
As thre of hem were goode, and two were badde. Line 196
The thre were goode men, and riche, and olde; Line 197
Unnethe myghte they the statut holde Line 198
In which that they were bounden unto me. Line 199
Ye woot wel what I meene of this, pardee! Line 200
As help me god, I laughe whan I thynke Line 201
How pitously a-nyght I made hem swynke! Line 202
And, by my fey, I tolde of it no stoor. Line 203
They had me yeven hir lond and hir tresoor; Line 204
Me neded nat do lenger diligence Line 205
To wynne hir love, or doon hem reverence. Line 206
They loved me so wel, by God above, Line 207
That I ne tolde no deyntee of hir love! Line 208
A wys womman wol bisye hire evere in oon Line 209
To gete hire love, ye, ther as she hath noon. Line 210
But sith I hadde hem hoolly in myn hond, Line 211
And sith they hadde me yeven al hir lond, Line 212
What sholde I taken keep hem for to plese, Line 213
But it were for my profit and myn ese? Line 214
I sette hem so a-werke, by my fey, Line 215
That many a nyght they songen -- weilawey! -- Line 216
The bacon was nat fet for hem, I trowe, Line 217
That som men han in essex at dunmowe. Line 218
I governed hem so wel, after my lawe, Line 219
That ech of hem ful blisful was and fawe Line 220
To brynge me gaye thynges fro the fayre. Line 221
They were ful glad whan I spak to hem faire; Line 222
For, God it woot, I chidde hem spitously. Line 223
Now herkneth hou I baar me proprely, Line 224
Ye wise wyves, that kan understonde. Line 225
Thus shulde ye speke and bere hem wrong on honde; Line 226
For half so boldely kan ther no man Line 227
Swere and lyen, as a womman kan. Line 228
I sey nat this by wyves that been wyse, Line 229
But if it be whan they hem mysavyse. Line 230
A wys wyf shal, it that she kan hir good, Line 231
Bere hym on honde that the cow is wood, Line 232
And take witnesse of hir owene mayde Line 233
Of hir assemt; but herkneth how I sayde: Line 234
Sire olde kaynard, is this thyn array? Line 235
Why is my neighbores wyf so gay? Line 236
She is honoured over al ther she gooth; Line 237
I sitte at hoom I have no thrifty clooth. Line 238
What dostow at my neighebores hous? Line 239
Is she so fair? artow so amorous? Line 240
What rowne ye with oure mayde? benedicite! Line 241
Sire olde lecchour, lat thy japes be! Line 242
And if I have a gossib or a freend, Line 243
Withouten gilt, thou chidest as a feend, Line 244
If that I walke or pleye unto his hous! Line 245
Thou comest hoom as dronken as a mous, Line 246
And prechest on thy bench, with yvel preef! Line 247
Thou seist to me it is a greet meschief Line 248
To wedde a povre womman, for costage; Line 249
And if that she be riche, of heigh parage, Line 250
Thanne seistow that it is a tormentrie Line 251
To soffre hire pride and hire malencolie. Line 252
And if that she be fair, thou verray knave, Line 253
Thou seyst that every holour wol hire have; Line 254
She may no while in chastitee abyde, Line 255
That is assailled upon ech a syde. Line 256
Thou seyst som folk desiren us for richesse, Line 257
Somme for oure shap, and somme for oure fairnesse, Line 258
And som for she kan outher synge or daunce, Line 259
And som for gentillesse and daliaunce; Line 260
Som for hir handes and hir armes smale: Line 261
Thus goth al to the devel, by thy tale. Line 262
Thou seyst men may nat kepe a castel wal, Line 263
It may so longe assailled been over al. Line 264
And if that she be foul, thou seist that she Line 265
Coveiteth every man that she may se, Line 266
For as a spaynel she wol on hym lepe, Line 267
Til that she fynde som man hire to chepe. Line 268
Ne noon so grey goos gooth ther in the lake Line 269
As, seistow, wol been withoute make. Line 270
And seyst it is an hard thyng for to welde Line 271
A thyng that no man wole, his thankes, helde. Line 272
Thus seistow, lorel, whan thow goost to bedde; Line 273
And that no wys man nedeth for to wedde, Line 274
Ne no man that entendeth unto hevene. Line 275
With wilde thonder-dynt and firy levene Line 276
Moote thy welked nekke be tobroke! Line 277
Thow seyst that droppyng houses, and eek smoke, Line 278
And chidyng wyves maken men to flee Line 279
Out of his owene hous; a! benedicitee! Line 280
What eyleth swich an old man for to chide? Line 281
Thow seyst we wyves wol oure vices hide Line 282
Til we be fast, and thanne we wol hem shewe, -- Line 283
Wel may that be a proverbe of a shrewe! Line 284
Thou seist that oxen, asses, hors, and houndes, Line 285
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They been assayed at diverse stoundes; Line 286
Bacyns, lavours, er that men hem bye, Line 287
Spoones and stooles, and al swich housbondrye, Line 288
And so been pottes, clothes, and array; Line 289
But folk of wyves maken noon assay, Line 290
Til they be wedded; olde dotard shrewe! Line 291
And thanne, seistow, we wol oure vices shewe. Line 292
Thou seist also that it displeseth me Line 293
But if that thou wolt preyse my beautee, Line 294
And but thou poure alwey upon my face, Line 295
And clepe me faire dame in every place. Line 296
And but thou make a feeste on thilke day Line 297
That I was born, and make me fressh and gay; Line 298
And but thou do to my norice honour, Line 299
And to my chamberere withinne my bour, Line 300
And to my fadres folk and his allyes, -- Line 301
Thus seistow, olde barel-ful of lyes! Line 302
And yet of oure apprentice janekyn, Line 303
For his crispe heer, shynynge as gold so fyn, Line 304
And for he squiereth me bothe up and doun, Line 305
Yet hastow caught a fals suspecioun. Line 306
I wol hym noght, thogh thou were deed tomorwe! Line 307
But tel me this: why hydestow, with sorwe, Line 308
They keyes of thy cheste awey fro me? Line 309
It is my good as wel as thyn, pardee! Line 310
What, wenestow make an ydiot of oure dame? Line 311
Now by that lord that called is seint jame, Line 312
Thou shalt nat bothe, thogh that thou were wood, Line 313
Be maister of my body and of my good; Line 314
That oon thou shalt forgo, maugree thyne yen. Line 315
What helpith it of me to enquere or spyen? Line 316
I trowe thou woldest loke me in thy chiste? Line 317
Thou sholdest seye, wyf, go wher thee liste; Line 318
Taak youre disport, I wol nat leve no talys. Line 319
I knowe yow for a trewe wyf, dame alys. Line 320
We love no man that taketh kep or charge Line 321
Wher that we goon; we wol ben at oure large. Line 322
Of alle men yblessed moot he be, Line 323
The wise astrologien, daun ptholome, Line 324
That seith this proverbe in his almageste -- Line 325
Of alle men his wysdom is the hyeste Line 326
That rekketh nevere who hath the world in honde. Line 327
By this proverbe thou shalt understonde, Line 328
Have thou ynogh, what thar thee recche or care Line 329
How myrily that othere folkes fare? Line 330
For, certeyn, olde dotard, by youre leve, Line 331
Ye shul have queynte right ynogh at eve. Line 332
He is to greet a nygard that wolde werne Line 333
A man to light a candle at his lanterne; Line 334
He shal have never the lasse light, pardee. Line 335
Have thou ynogh, thee thar nat pleyne thee. Line 336
Thou seyst also, that if we make us gay Line 337
With clothyng, and with precious array, Line 338
That it is peril of oure chastitee; Line 339
And yet, with sorwe! thou most enforce thee, Line 340
And seye thise wordes in the apostles name: Line 341
in habit maad with chastitee and shame Line 342
Ye wommen shul apparaille yow, quod he, Line 343
And noght in tressed heer and gay perree, Line 344
As perles, ne with gold, ne clothes riche. Line 345
After thy text, ne after thy rubriche, Line 346
I wol nat wirche as muchel as a gnat. Line 347
Thou seydest this, that I was lyk a cat; Line 348
For whoso wolde senge a cattes skyn, Line 349
Thanne wolde the cat wel dwellen in his in; Line 350
And if the cattes skyn be slyk and gay, Line 351
She wol nat dwelle in house half a day, Line 352
But forth she wole, er any day be dawed, Line 353
To shewe hir skyn, and goon a-caterwawed. Line 354
This is to seye, if I be gay, sire shrewe, Line 355
I wol renne out, my borel for to shewe. Line 356
Sire olde fool, what helpeth thee to spyen? Line 357
Thogh thou preye argus with his hundred yen Line 358
To be my warde-cors, as he kan best, Line 359
In feith, he shal nat kepe me but me lest; Line 360
Yet koude I make his berd, so moot I thee! Line 361
Thou seydest eek that ther been thynges thre, Line 362
The whiche thynges troublen al this erthe, Line 363
And that no wight may endure the ferthe. Line 364
O leeve sire shrewe, jhesu shorte thy lyf! Line 365
Yet prechestow and seyst and hateful wyf Line 366
Yrekened is for oon of thise meschances. Line 367
Been ther none othere maner resemblances Line 368
That ye may likne youre parables to, Line 369
But if a sely wyf be oon of tho? Line 370
Thou liknest eek wommenes love to helle, Line 371
To bareyne lond, ther water may nat dwelle. Line 372
Thou liknest it also to wilde fyr; Line 373
The moore it brenneth, the moore it hath desir Line 374
To consume every thyng that brent wole be. Line 375
Thou seyest, right as wormes shende a tree, Line 376
Right so a wyf destroyeth hire housbonde; Line 377
This knowe they that been to wyves bonde. -- Line 378
Lordynges, right thus, as ye have understonde, Line 379
Baar I stifly myne olde housbondes on honde Line 380
That thus they seyden in hir dronkenesse; Line 381
And al was fals, but that I took witnesse Line 382
On janekyn, and on my nece also. Line 383
O lord! the peyne I dide hem and the wo, Line 384
Ful giltelees, by goddes sweete pyne! Line 385
For as an hors I koude byte and whyne. Line 386
I koude pleyne, and yit was in the gilt, Line 387
Or elles often tyme hadde I been spilt. Line 388
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Whose that first to mille comth, first grynt; Line 389
I pleyned first, so was oure werre ystynt. Line 390
They were ful glade to excuse hem blyve Line 391
Of thyng of which they nevere agilte hir lyve. Line 392
Of wenches wolde I beren hem on honde, Line 393
Whan that for syk unnethes myghte they stonde. Line 394
Yet tikled I his herte, for that he Line 395
Wende that I hadde of hym so greet chiertee! Line 396
I swoor that al my walkynge out by nyghte Line 397
Was for t' espye wenches that he dighte; Line 398
Under that colour hadde I many a myrthe. Line 399
For al swich wit is yeven us in oure byrthe; Line 400
Deceite, wepyng, spynnyng God hath yive Line 401
To wommen kyndely, whil that they may lyve. Line 402
And thus of o thyng I avaunte me, Line 403
Atte ende I hadde the bettre in ech degree, Line 404
By sleighte, or force, or by som maner thyng, Line 405
As by continueel murmur or grucchyng. Line 406
Namely abedde hadden they meschaunce: Line 407
Ther wolde I chide, and do hem no plesaunce; Line 408
I wolde no lenger in the bed abyde, Line 409
If that I felte his arm over my syde, Line 410
Til he had maad his raunson unto me; Line 411
Thanne wolde I suffre hym do his necetee. Line 412
And therfore every man this tale I telle, Line 413
Wynne whose may, for al is for to selle; Line 414
With empty hand men may none haukes lure. Line 415
For wynnyng wolde I al his lust endure, Line 416
And make me feyned appetit; Line 417
And yet in bacon hadde I nevere delit; Line 418
That made me that evere I wolde hem chide. Line 419
For thogh the pope hadde seten hem biside, Line 420
I wolde nat spare hem at hir owene bord; Line 421
For, by my trouthe, I quitte hem word for word. Line 422
As helpe me verray God omnipotent, Line 423
Though I right now sholde make my testament, Line 424
I ne owe hem nat a word that it nys quit. Line 425
I broghte it so aboute by my wit Line 426
That they moste yeve it up, as for the beste, Line 427
Or elles hadde we nevere been in reste. Line 428
For thogh he looked as a wood leon, Line 429
Yet sholde he faille of his conclusion. Line 430
Thanne wolde I seye, -- goode lief, taak keep Line 431
How mekely looketh wilkyn, oure sheep! Line 432
Com neer, my spouse, lat me ba thy cheke! Line 433
Ye sholde been al pacient and meke, Line 434
And han a sweete spiced conscience, Line 435
Sith ye so preche of jobes pacience. Line 436
Suffreth alwey, syn ye so wel kan preche; Line 437
And but ye do, certein we shal yow teche Line 438
That it is fair to have a wyf in pees. Line 439
Oon of us two moste bowen, doutelees; Line 440
And sith a man is moore resonable Line 441
Than womman is, ye moste been suffrable. Line 442
What eyleth yow to grucche thus and grone? Line 443
Is it for ye wolde have my queynte allone? Line 444
Wy, taak it al! lo, have it every deel! Line 445
Peter! I shrewe yow, but ye love it weel; Line 446
For if I wolde selle my bele chose, Line 447
I koude walke as fressh as is a rose; Line 448
But I wol kepe it for youre owene tooth. Line 449
Ye be to blame, by god! I sey yow sooth. -- Line 450
Swiche manere wordes hadde we on honde. Line 451
Now wol I speken of my fourthe housbonde. Line 452
My fourthe housbonde was a revelour; Line 453
This is to seyn, he hadde a paramour; Line 454
And I was yong and ful of ragerye, Line 455
Stibourn and strong, and joly as a pye. Line 456
How koude I daunce to an harpe smale, Line 457
And synge, ywis, as any nyghtyngale, Line 458
Whan I had dronke a draughte of sweete wyn! Line 459
Metellius, the foule cherl, the swyn, Line 460
That with a staf birafte his wyf hir lyf, Line 461
For she drank wyn, thogh I hadde been his wyf, Line 462
He sholde nat han daunted me from drynke! Line 463
And after wyn on venus moste I thynke, Line 464
For al so siker as cold engendreth hayl, Line 465
A likerous mouth moste han a likerous tayl. Line 466
In wommen vinolent is no defence, -- Line 467
This knowen lecchours by experience. Line 468
But, lord crist! whan that it remembreth me Line 469
Upon my yowthe, and on my jolitee, Line 470
It tikleth me aboute myn herte roote. Line 471
Unto this day it dooth myn herte boote Line 472
That I have had my world as in my tyme. Line 473
But age, allas! that al wole envenyme, Line 474
Hath me biraft my beautee and my pith. Line 475
Lat go, farewel! the devel go therwith! Line 476
The flour is goon, ther is namoore to telle; Line 477
The bren, as I best kan, now moste I selle; Line 478
But yet to be right myrie wol I fonde. Line 479
Now wol I tellen of my fourthe housbonde. Line 480
I seye, I hadde in herte greet despit Line 481
That he of any oother had delit. Line 482
But he was quit, by God and by seint joce! Line 483
I made hym of the same wode a croce; Line 484
Nat of my body, in no foul manere, Line 485
But certeinly, I made folk swich cheere Line 486
That in his owene grece I made hym frye Line 487
For angre, and for verray jalousye. Line 488
By god! in erthe I was his purgatorie, Line 489
For which I hope his soule be in glorie. Line 490
For, God it woot, he sat ful ofte and song, Line 491
Whan that his shoo ful bitterly hym wrong. Line 492
Ther was no wight, save God and he, that wiste, Line 493
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In many wise, how soore I hym twiste. Line 494
He deyde whan I cam fro jerusalem, Line 495
And lith ygrave under the roode beem, Line 496
Al is his tombe noght so curyus Line 497
As was the sepulcre of hym daryus, Line 498
Which that appeles wroghte subtilly; Line 499
It nys but wast to burye hym preciously. Line 500
Lat hym fare wel, God yeve his soul reste! Line 501
He is now in his grave and in his cheste. Line 502
Now of my fifthe housbonde wol I telle. Line 503
God lete his soule nevere come in helle! Line 504
And yet was he to me the mooste shrewe; Line 505
That feele I on my ribbes al by rewe, Line 506
And evere shal unto myn endyng day. Line 507
But in oure bed he was so fressh and gay, Line 508
And therwithal so wel koude he me glose, Line 509
Whan that he wolde han my bele chose, Line 510
That thogh he hadde me bete on every bon, Line 511
He koude wynne agayn my love anon. Line 512
I trowe I loved hym best, for that he Line 513
Was of his love daungerous to me. Line 514
We wommen han if that I shal nat lye, Line 515
In this matere a queynte fantasye; Line 516
Wayte what thyng we may nat lightly have, Line 517
Therafter wol we crie al day and crave. Line 518
Forbede us thyng, and that desiren we; Line 519
Preesse on us faste, and thanne wol we fle. Line 520
With daunger oute we al oure chaffare; Line 521
Greet prees at market maketh deere ware, Line 522
And to greet cheep is holde at litel prys: Line 523
This knoweth every womman that is wys. Line 524
My fifthe housbonde, God his soule blesse! Line 525
Which that I took for love, and no richesse, Line 526
He som tyme was a clerk of oxenford, Line 527
And hadde left scole, and wente at hom to bord Line 528
With my gossib, dwellynge in oure toun; Line 529
God have hir soule! hir name was alisoun. Line 530
She knew myn herte, and eek my privetee, Line 531
Bet than oure parisshe preest, so moot I thee! Line 532
To hire biwreyed I my conseil al. Line 533
For hadde myn housbonde pissed on a wal, Line 534
Or doon a thyng that sholde han cost his lyf, Line 535
To hire, and to another worthy wyf, Line 536
And to my nece, which that I loved weel, Line 537
I wolde han toold his conseil every deel. Line 538
And so I dide ful often, God it woot, Line 539
That made his face often reed and hoot Line 540
For verray shame, and blamed hymself for he Line 541
Had toold to me so greet a pryvetee. Line 542
And so bifel that ones in a lente -- Line 543
So often tymes I to my gossyb wente, Line 544
For evere yet I loved to be gay, Line 545
And for to walke in march, averill, and may, Line 546
Fro hous to hous, to heere sondry talys -- Line 547
That jankyn clerk, and my gossyb dame alys, Line 548
And I myself, into the feeldes wente. Line 549
Myn housbonde was at londoun al that lente; Line 550
I hadde the bettre leyser for to pleye, Line 551
And for to se, and eek for to be seye Line 552
Of lusty folk. What wiste I wher my grace Line 553
Was shapen for to be, or in what place? Line 554
Therfore I made my visitaciouns Line 555
To vigilies and to processiouns, Line 556
To prechyng eek, and to thise pilgrimages, Line 557
To pleyes of myracles, and to mariages, Line 558
And wered upon my gaye scarlet gytes. Line 559
Thise wormes, ne thise motthes, ne thise mytes, Line 560
Upon my peril, frete hem never a deel; Line 561
And wostow why? for they were used weel. Line 562
Now wol I tellen forth what happed me. Line 563
I seye that in the feeldes walked we, Line 564
Til trewely we hadde swich daliance, Line 565
This clerk and I, that of my purveiance Line 566
I spak to hym and seyde hym how that he, Line 567
If I were wydwe, sholde wedde me. Line 568
For certeinly, I sey for no bobance, Line 569
Yet was I nevere withouten purveiance Line 570
Of mariage, n' of othere thynges eek. Line 571
I holde a mouses herte nat worth a leek Line 572
That hath but oon hole for to sterte to, Line 573
And if that faille, thanne is al ydo. Line 574
I bar hym on honde he hadde enchanted me, -- Line 575
My dame taughte me that soutiltee. Line 576
And eek I seyde I mette of hym al nyght, Line 577
He wolde han slayn me as I lay upright, Line 578
And al my bed was ful of verray blood; Line 579
But yet I hope that he shal do me good, Line 580
For blood bitokeneth gold, as me was taught. Line 581
And al was fals; I dremed of it right naught, Line 582
But as I folwed ay my dames loore, Line 583
As wel of this as of othere thynges moore. Line 584
But now, sire, lat me se, what I shal seyn? Line 585
A ha! by god, I have my tale ageyn. Line 586
Whan that my fourthe housbonde was on beere, Line 587
I weep algate, and made sory cheere, Line 588
As wyves mooten, for it is usage, Line 589
And with my coverchief covered my visage, Line 590
But for that I was purveyed of a make, Line 591
I wepte but smal, and that I undertake. Line 592
To chirche was myn housbonde born a-morwe Line 593
With neighebores, that for hym maden sorwe; Line 594
And jankyn, oure clerk, was oon of tho. Line 595
As help me god! whan that I saugh hym go Line 596
After the beere, me thoughte he hadde a paire Line 597
Of legges and of feet so clene and faire Line 598
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That al myn herte I yaf unto his hoold. Line 599
He was, I trowe, a twenty wynter oold, Line 600
And I was fourty, if I shal seye sooth; Line 601
But yet I hadde alwey a coltes tooth. Line 602
Gat-tothed I was, and that bicam me weel; Line 603
I hadde the prente of seinte venus seel. Line 604
As help me god! I was a lusty oon, Line 605
And faire, and riche, and yong, and wel bigon; Line 606
And trewely, as myne housbondes tolde me, Line 607
I hadde the beste quoniam myghte be. Line 608
For certes, I am al venerien Line 609
In feelynge, and myn herte is marcien. Line 610
Venus me yaf my lust, my likerousnesse, Line 611
And mars yaf me my sturdy hardynesse; Line 612
Myn ascendent was taur, and mars therinne. Line 613
Allas! allas! that evere love was synne! Line 614
I folwed ay myn inclinacioun Line 615
By vertu of my constellacioun; Line 616
That made me I koude noght withdrawe Line 617
My chambre of venus from a good felawe. Line 618
Yet have I martes mark upon my face, Line 619
And also in another privee place. Line 620
For God so wys be my savacioun, Line 621
I ne loved nevere by no discrecioun, Line 622
But evere folwede myn appetit, Line 623
Al were he short, or long, or blak, or whit; Line 624
I took no kep, so that he liked me, Line 625
How poore he was, ne eek of what degree. Line 626
What sholde I seye? but, at the monthes ende, Line 627
This joly clerk, jankyn, that was so hende, Line 628
Hath wedded me with greet solempnytee; Line 629
And to hym yaf I al the lond and fee Line 630
That evere was me yeven therbifoore. Line 631
But afterward repented me ful soore; Line 632
He nolde suffre nothyng of my list. Line 633
By god! he smoot me ones on the lyst, Line 634
For that I rente out of his book a leef, Line 635
That of the strook myn ere wax al deef. Line 636
Stibourn I was as is a leonesse, Line 637
And of my tonge verray jangleresse, Line 638
And walke I wolde, as I had doon biforn, Line 639
From hous to hous, although he had it sworn; Line 640
For which he often tymes wolde preche, Line 641
And me of olde romayn geestes teche; Line 642
How he symplicius gallus lefte his wyf, Line 643
And hire forsook for terme of al his lyf, Line 644
Noght but for open-heveded he hir say Line 645
Lookynge out at his dore upon a day. Line 646
Another romayn tolde he me by name, Line 647
That, for his wyf was at a someres game Line 648
Withouten his wityng, he forsook hire eke. Line 649
And thanne wolde he upon his bible seke Line 650
That ilke proverbe of ecclesiaste Line 651
Where he comandeth, and forbedeth faste, Line 652
Man shal nat suffre his wyf go roule aboute. Line 653
Thanne wolde he seye right thus, withouten doute: Line 654
-whoso that buyldeth his hous al of salwes, Line 655
And priketh his blynde hors over the falwes, Line 656
And suffreth his wyf to go seken halwes, Line 657
Is worthy to been hanged on the galwes! -- Line 658
But al for noght, I sette noght an hawe Line 659
Of his proverbes n' of his olde sawe, Line 660
Ne I wolde nat of hym corrected be. Line 661
I hate hym that my vices telleth me, Line 662
And so doo mo, God woot, of us than I. Line 663
This made hym with me wood al outrely; Line 664
I nolde noght forbere hym in no cas. Line 665
Now wol I seye yow sooth, by seint thomas, Line 666
Why that I rente out of his book a leef, Line 667
For which he smoot me so that I was deef. Line 668
He hadde a book that gladly, nyght and day, Line 669
For his desport he wolde rede alway; Line 670
He cleped it valerie and theofraste, Line 671
At which book he lough alwey ful faste. Line 672
And eek ther was somtyme a clerk at rome, Line 673
A cardinal, that highte seint jerome, Line 674
That made a book agayn jovinian; Line 675
In which book eek ther was tertulan, Line 676
Crisippus, trotula, and helowys, Line 677
That was abbesse nat fer fro parys; Line 678
And eek the parables of salomon, Line 679
Ovides art, and bookes many on, Line 680
And alle thise were bounden in o volume. Line 681
And every nyght and day was his custume, Line 682
Whan he hadde leyser and vacacioun Line 683
From oother worldly occupacioun, Line 684
To reden on this book of wikked wyves. Line 685
He knew of hem mo legendes and lyves Line 686
Than been of goode wyves in the bible. Line 687
For trusteth wel, it is an impossible Line 688
That any clerk wol speke good of wyves, Line 689
But if it be of hooly seintes lyves, Line 690
Ne of noon oother womman never the mo. Line 691
Who peyntede the leon, tel me who? Line 692
By god! if wommen hadde writen stories, Line 693
As clerkes han withinne hire oratories, Line 694
They wolde han writen of men moore wikkednesse Line 695
Than al the mark of adam may redresse. Line 696
The children of mercurie and of venus Line 697
Been in hir wirkyng ful contrarius; Line 698
Mercurie loveth wysdam and science, Line 699
And venus loveth ryot and dispence. Line 700
And, for hire diverse disposicioun, Line 701
Ech falleth in otheres exaltacioun. Line 702
And thus, God woot, mercurie is desolat Line 703
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In pisces, wher venus is exaltat; Line 704
And venus falleth ther mercurie is reysed. Line 705
Therfore no womman of no clerk is preysed. Line 706
The clerk, whan he is oold, and may noght do Line 707
Of venus werkes worth his olde sho, Line 708
Thanne sit he doun, and writ in his dotage Line 709
That wommen kan nat kepe hir mariage! Line 710
But now to purpos, why I tolde thee Line 711
That I was beten for a book, pardee! Line 712
Upon a nyght jankyn, that was oure sire, Line 713
Redde on his book, as he sat by the fire, Line 714
Of eva first, that for hir wikkednesse Line 715
Was al mankynde broght to wrecchednesse, Line 716
For which that jhesu crist hymself was slayn, Line 717
That boghte us with his herte blood agayn. Line 718
Lo, heere expres of womman may ye fynde, Line 719
That womman was the los of al mankynde. Line 720
The redde he me how sampson loste his heres: Line 721
Slepynge, his lemman kitte it with hir sheres; Line 722
Thurgh which treson loste he bothe his yen. Line 723
Tho redde he me, if that I shal nat lyen, Line 724
Of hercules and of his dianyre, Line 725
That caused hym to sette hymself afyre. Line 726
No thyng forgat he the care and the wo Line 727
That socrates hadde with his wyves two; Line 728
How xantippa caste pisse upon his heed. Line 729
This sely man sat stille as he were deed; Line 730
He wiped his heed, namoore dorste he seyn, Line 731
But -- er that thonder stynte, comth a reyn! -- Line 732
Of phasipha, that was the queen of crete, Line 733
For shrewednesse, hym thoughte the tale swete; Line 734
Fy! spek namoore -- it is a grisly thyng -- Line 735
Of hire horrible lust and hir likyng. Line 736
Of clitermystra, for hire lecherye, Line 737
That falsly made hire housbonde for to dye, Line 738
He redde it with ful good devocioun. Line 739
He tolde me eek for what occasioun Line 740
Amphiorax at thebes loste his lyf. Line 741
Myn housbonde hadde a legende of his wyf, Line 742
Eriphilem, that for an ouche of gold Line 743
Hath prively unto the grekes told Line 744
Wher that hir housbonde hidde hym in a place, Line 745
For which he hadde at thebes sory grace. Line 746
Of lyvia tolde he me, and of lucye: Line 747
They bothe made hir housbondes for to dye; Line 748
That oon for love, that oother was for hate. Line 749
Lyvia hir housbonde, on an even late, Line 750
Empoysoned hath, for that she was his fo; Line 751
Lucia, likerous, loved hire housbonde so Line 752
That, for he sholde alwey upon hire thynke, Line 753
She yaf hym swich a manere love-drynke Line 754
That he was deed er it were by the morwe; Line 755
And thus algates housbondes han sorwe. Line 756
Thanne tolde he me how oon latumyus Line 757
Compleyned unto his felawe arrius Line 758
That in his gardyn growed swich a tree Line 759
On which he seyde how that his wyves thre Line 760
Hanged hemself for herte despitus. Line 761
-- O leeve brother, -- quod this arrius, Line 762
-- Yif me a plante of thilke blissed tree, Line 763
And in my gardyn planted shal it bee. -- Line 764
Of latter date, of wyves hath he red Line 765
That somme han slayn hir housbondes in hir bed, Line 766
And lete hir lecchour dighte hire al the nyght, Line 767
Whan that the corps lay in the floor upright. Line 768
And somme han dryve nayles in hir brayn, Line 769
Whil that they slepte, and thus they had hem slayn. Line 770
Somme han hem yeve poysoun in hire drynke. Line 771
He spak moore harm than herte may bithynke; Line 772
And therwithal he knew of mo proverbes Line 773
Than in this world ther growen gras or herbes. Line 774
-- Bet is, -- quod he, -- thyn habitacioun Line 775
Be with a leon or foul dragoun, Line 776
Than with a womman usynge for to chyde -- Line 777
-- Bet is, -- quod he, -- hye in the roof abyde, Line 778
Than with an angry wyf doun in the hous; Line 779
They been so wikked and contrarious, Line 780
They haten that hir housbondes loven ay. -- Line 781
He seyde, -- a womman cast hir shame away, Line 782
Whan she cast of hir smok; -- and forthermo, Line 783
-- A fair womman, but she be chaast also, Line 784
Is lyk a gold ryng in a sowes nose. -- Line 785
Who wolde wene, or who wolde suppose, Line 786
The wo that in myn herte was, and pyne? Line 787
And whan I saugh he wolde nevere fyne Line 788
To reden on this cursed book al nyght, Line 789
Al sodeynly thre leves have I plyght Line 790
Out of his book, right as he radde, and eke Line 791
I with my fest so took hym on the cheke Line 792
That in oure fyr he fil bakward adoun. Line 793
And he up stirte as dooth a wood leoun, Line 794
And with his fest he smoot me on the heed, Line 795
That in the floor I lay as I were deed. Line 796
And whan he saugh how stille that I lay, Line 797
He was agast, and wolde han fled his way, Line 798
Til atte laste out of my swogh I breyde. Line 799
-- O! hastow slayn me, false theef? -- I seyde, Line 800
-- And for my land thus hastow mordred me? Line 801
Er I be deed, yet wol I kisse thee. -- Line 802
And neer he cam and kneled faire adoun, Line 803
And seyde, -- deere suster alisoun, Line 804
As help me god! I shal thee nevere smyte. Line 805
That I have doon, it is thyself to wyte. Line 806
Foryeve it me, and that I thee biseke! -- Line 807
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And yet eftsoones I hitte hym on the cheke, Line 808
And seyde, -- theef, thus muchel am I wreke; Line 809
Now wol I dye, I may no lenger speke. -- Line 810
But atte laste, with muchel care and wo, Line 811
We fille acorded by us selven two. Line 812
He yaf me al the bridel in myn hond, Line 813
To han the governance of hous and lond, Line 814
And of his tonge, and of his hond also; Line 815
And made hym brenne his book anon right tho. Line 816
And whan that I hadde geten unto me, Line 817
By maistrie, al the soveraynette, Line 818
And that he seyde, -- myn owene trewe wyf, Line 819
Do as thee lust the terme of al thy lyf; Line 820
Keep thyn honour, and keep eek myn estaat -- Line 821
After that day we hadden never debaat. Line 822
God helpe me so, I was to hym as kynde Line 823
As any wyf from denmark unto ynde, Line 824
And also trewe, and so was he to me. Line 825
I prey to god, that sit in magestee, Line 826
So blesse his soule for his mercy deere. Line 827
Now wol I seye my tale, if ye wol heere. Line 828
The frere lough, whan he hadde herd al this; Line 829
Now dame, quod he, so have I joye or blis, Line 830
This is a long preable of a tale! Line 831
And whan the somonour herde the frere gale, Line 832
Lo, quod the somonour, goddes armes two! Line 833
A frere wol entremette hym everemo. Line 834
Lo, goode men, a flye and eek a frere Line 835
Wol falle in every dyssh and eek mateere. Line 836
What spwkestow of preambulacioun? Line 837
What! amble, or trotte, or pees, or go sit doun! Line 838
Thou lettest oure disport in this manere. Line 839
Ye, woltow so, sire somonour? quod the frere; Line 840
Now, by my feith, I shal, er that I go, Line 841
Telle of a somonour swich a tale or two, Line 842
That alle the folk shal laughen in this place. Line 843
Now elles, frere, I bishrewe thy face, Line 844
Quod this somonour, and I bishrewe me, Line 845
But if I telle tales two or thre Line 846
Of freres, er I come to sidyngborne, Line 847
That I shal make thyn herte for to morne, Line 848
For wel I woot thy pacience is gon. Line 849
Oure hooste cride pees! and that anon! Line 850
And seyde, lat the womman telle hire tale. Line 851
Ye fare as folk that dronken ben of ale. Line 852
Do, dame, telle forth youre tale, and that is best. Line 853
Al redy, sire, quod she, right as yow lest, Line 854
If I have licence of this worthy frere. Line 855
Yis, dame, quod he, tel forth, and I wol heere. Line 856
The Wife of Bath's Tale
In th' olde dayes of the kyng arthour, Line 857 Of which that britons speken greet honour, Line 858 Al was this land fulfild of fayerye. Line 859 The elf-queene, with hir joly compaignye, Line 860 Daunced ful ofte in many a grene mede. Line 861 This was the olde opinion, as I rede; Line 862 I speke of manye hundred yeres ago. Line 863 But now kan no man se none elves mo, Line 864 For now the grete charitee and prayers Line 865 Of lymytours and othere hooly freres, Line 866 That serchen every lond and every streem, Line 867 As thikke as motes in the sonne-beem, Line 868 Blessynge halles, chambres, kichenes, boures, Line 869 Citees, burghes, castels, hye toures, Line 870 Thropes, bernes, shipnes, dayeryes -- Line 871 This maketh that ther ben no fayeryes. Line 872 For ther as wont to walken was an elf, Line 873 Ther walketh now the lymytour hymself Line 874 In undermeles and in morwenynges, Line 875 And seyth his matyns and his hooly thynges Line 876 As he gooth in his lymytacioun. Line 877 Wommen may go now saufly up and doun. Line 878 In every bussh or under every tree Line 879 Ther is noon oother incubus but he, Line 880 And he ne wol doon hem but dishonour. Line 881 And so bifel it that this kyng arthour Line 882 Hadde in his hous a lusty bacheler, Line 883 That on a day cam ridynge fro ryver; Line 884Page 85
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And happed that, allone as he was born, Line 885
He saugh a mayde walkynge hym biforn, Line 886
Of which mayde anon, maugree hir heed, Line 887
By verray force, he rafte hire maydenhed; Line 888
For which oppressioun was swich clamour Line 889
And swich pursute unto the kyng arthour, Line 890
That dampned was this knyght for to be deed, Line 891
By cours of lawe, and sholde han lost his heed -- Line 892
Paraventure swich was the statut tho -- Line 893
But that the queene and othere ladyes mo Line 894
So longe preyeden the kyng of grace, Line 895
Til he his lyf hym graunted in the place, Line 896
And yaf hym to the queene, al at hir wille, Line 897
To chese wheither she wolde hym save or spille. Line 898
The queene thanketh the kyng with al hir myght, Line 899
And after this thus spak she to the knyght, Line 900
Whan that she saugh hir tyme, upon a day: Line 901
Thou standest yet, quod she, in swich array Line 902
That of thy lyf yet hastow no suretee. Line 903
I grante thee lyf, if thou kanst tellen me Line 904
What thyng is it that wommen moost desiren. Line 905
Be war, and keep thy nekke-boon from iren! Line 906
And if thou kanst nat tellen it anon, Line 907
Yet wol I yeve thee leve for to gon Line 908
A twelf-month and a day, to seche and leere Line 909
An answere suffisant in this mateere; Line 910
And suretee wol I han, er that thou pace, Line 911
Thy body for to yelden in this place. Line 912
Wo was this knyght, and sorwefully he siketh; Line 913
But what! he may nat do al as hym liketh. Line 914
And at the laste he chees hym for to wende, Line 915
And come agayn, right at the yeres ende, Line 916
With swich answere as God wolde hym purveye; Line 917
And taketh his leve, and wendeth froth his weye. Line 918
He seketh every hous and and every place Line 919
Where as he hopeth for to fynde grace, Line 920
To lerne what thyng wommen loven moost; Line 921
But he ne koude arryven in no coost Line 922
Wher as he myghte fynde in this mateere Line 923
Two creatures accordynge in-feere. Line 924
Somme seyde wommen loven best richesse, Line 925
Somme seyde honour, somme seyde jolynesse, Line 926
Somme riche array, somme seyden lust abedde, Line 927
And oftetyme to be wydwe and wedde. Line 928
Somme seyde that oure hertes been moost esed Line 929
Whan that we ben yflatered and yplesed. Line 930
He gooth ful ny the sothe, I wol nat lye. Line 931
A man shal wynne us best with flaterye; Line 932
And with attendance, and with bisynesse, Line 933
Been we ylymed, bothe moore and lesse. Line 934
And somme seyen that we loven best Line 935
For to be free, and do right as us lest, Line 936
And that no man repreve us of oure vice, Line 937
But seye that we be wise, and no thyng nyce. Line 938
For trewely ther is noon of us alle, Line 939
If any wight wol clawe us on the galle, Line 940
That we nel kike, for he seith us sooth. Line 941
Assay, and he shal fynde it that so dooth; Line 942
For, be we never so vicious withinne, Line 943
We wol been holden wise and clene of synne. Line 944
And somme seyn that greet delit han we Line 945
For to been holden stable, and eek secree, Line 946
And in o purpos stedefastly to dwelle, Line 947
And nat biwreye thyng that men us telle. Line 948
But that tale is nat worth a rake-stele. Line 949
Pardee, we wommen konne no thyng hele; Line 950
Witnesse on myda, -- wol ye heere the tale? Line 951
Ovyde, amonges othere thynges smale, Line 952
Seyde myda hadde, under his longe heres, Line 953
Growynge upon his heed two asses eres, Line 954
The whiche vice he hydde, as he best myghte, Line 955
Ful subtilly from every mannes sighte, Line 956
That, save his wyf, ther wiste of it namo. Line 957
He loved hire moost, and trusted hire also; Line 958
He preyede hire that to no creature Line 959
She sholde tellen of his disfigure. Line 960
She swoor him, nay, for al this world to wynne, Line 961
She nolde do that vileynye or synne, Line 962
To make hir housbonde han so foul a name. Line 963
She nolde nat telle it for hir owene shame. Line 964
But nathelees, hir thoughte that she dyde, Line 965
That she so longe sholde a conseil hyde; Line 966
Hir thoughte it swal so soore aboute hir herte Line 967
That nedely som word hire moste asterte; Line 968
And sith she dorste telle it to no man, Line 969
Doun to a mareys faste by she ran Line 970
Til she cam there, hir herte was a-fyre -- Line 971
And as a bitore bombleth in the myre, Line 972
She leyde hir mouth unto the water doun: Line 973
Biwreye me nat, thou water, with thy soun, Line 974
Quod she; -- to thee I telle it and namo; Line 975
Myn housbonde hath longe asses erys two! Line 976
Now is myn herte al hool, now is it oute. Line 977
I myghte no lenger kepe it, out of doute. Line 978
Heere may ye se, thogh we a tyme abyde, Line 979
Yet out it moot; we kan no conseil hyde. Line 980
The remenant of the tale if ye wol heere, Line 981
Redeth ovyde, and ther ye may it leere. Line 982
This knyght, of which my tale is specially, Line 983
Than that he saugh he myghte nat come therby, Line 984
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This is to seye, what wommen love moost, Line 985
Withinne his brest ful sorweful was the goost. Line 986
But hoom he gooth, he myghte nat sojourne; Line 987
The day was come that homward moste he tourne. Line 988
And in his wey it happed hym to ryde, Line 989
In al this care, under a forest syde, Line 990
Wher as he saugh upon a daunce go Line 991
Of ladyes foure and twenty, and yet mo; Line 992
Toward the whiche daunce he drow ful yerne, Line 993
In hope that som wysdom sholde he lerne. Line 994
But certeinly, er he cam fully there, Line 995
Vanysshed was this daunce, he nyste where. Line 996
No creature saugh he that bar lyf, Line 997
Save on the grene he saugh sittynge a wyf -- Line 998
A fouler wight ther may no man devyse. Line 999
Agayn the knyght this olde wyf gan ryse, Line 1000
And seyde, sire knyght, heer forth ne lith no wey. Line 1001
Tel me what that ye seken, by youre fey! Line 1002
Paraventure it may the bettre be; Line 1003
Thise olde folk kan muchel thyng, quod she. Line 1004
My leeve mooder, quod this knyght, certeyn Line 1005
I nam but deed, but if that I kan seyn Line 1006
What thyng it is that wommen moost desire. Line 1007
Koude ye me wisse, I wolde wel quite youre hire. Line 1008
Plight me thy trouthe heere in myn hand, quod she, Line 1009
The nexte thyng that I requere thee, Line 1010
Thou shalt it do, if it lye in thy myght, Line 1011
And I wol telle it yow er it be nyght. Line 1012
Have heer my trouthe, quod the knyght, I grante. Line 1013
Thanne, quod she, I dar me wel avante Line 1014
Thy lyf is sauf; for I wol stonde therby, Line 1015
Upon my lyf, the queene wol seye as I. Line 1016
Lat se which is the proudeste of hem alle, Line 1017
That wereth on a coverchief or a calle, Line 1018
That day seye nay of that I shal thee teche. Line 1019
Lat us go forth, withouten lenger speche. Line 1020
Tho rowned she a pistel in his ere, Line 1021
And bad hym to be glad, and have no fere. Line 1022
Whan they be comen to the court, this knyght Line 1023
Seyde he had holde his day, as he hadde hight, Line 1024
And redy was his answere, as he sayde. Line 1025
Ful many a noble wyf, and many a mayde, Line 1026
And many a wydwe, for that they been wise, Line 1027
The queene hirself sittynge as a justise, Line 1028
Assembled been, his answere for to heere; Line 1029
And afterward this knyght was bode appeere. Line 1030
To every wight comanded was silence, Line 1031
And that the knyght sholde telle in audience Line 1032
What thyng that worldly wommen loven best. Line 1033
This knyght ne stood nat stille as doth a best, Line 1034
But to his questioun anon answerde Line 1035
With manly voys, that al the court it herde: Line 1036
My lige lady, generally, quod he, Line 1037
Wommen desiren to have sovereynetee Line 1038
As wel over his housbond as hir love, Line 1039
And for to been in maistrie hym above. Line 1040
This is youre mooste desir, thogh ye me kille. Line 1041
Dooth as yow list; I am heer at youre wille. Line 1042
In al the court ne was ther wyf, ne mayde, Line 1043
Ne wydwe, that contraried that he sayde, Line 1044
But seyden he was worthy han his lyf. Line 1045
And with that word up stirte the olde wyf, Line 1046
Which that the knyght saugh sittynge on the grene: Line 1047
Mercy, quod she, my sovereyn lady queene! Line 1048
Er that youre court departe, do me right. Line 1049
I taughte this answere unto the knyght; Line 1050
For which he plighte me his trouthe there, Line 1051
The firste thyng that I wolde hym requere, Line 1052
He wolde it do, if it lay in his myghte. Line 1053
Bifore the court thanne preye I thee, sir knyght, Line 1054
Quod she, that thou me take unto thy wyf; Line 1055
For wel thou woost that I have kept thy lyf. Line 1056
If I seye fals, sey nay, upon thy fey! Line 1057
This knyght answerde, allas! and weylawey! Line 1058
I woot right wel that swich was my biheste. Line 1059
For goddes love, as chees a newe requeste! Line 1060
Taak al my good, and lat my body go. Line 1061
Nay, thanne, quod she, I shrewe us bothe two! Line 1062
For thogh that I be foul, and oold, and poore, Line 1063
I nolde for al the metal, ne for oore, Line 1064
That under erthe is grave, or lith above, Line 1065
But if thy wyf I were, and eek thy love. Line 1066
My love? quod he, nay, my dampnacioun! Line 1067
Allas! that any of my nacioun Line 1068
Sholde evere so foule disparaged be! Line 1069
But al for noght; the ende is this, that he Line 1070
Constreyned was, he nedes moste hire wedde; Line 1071
And taketh his olde wyf, and gooth to bedde. Line 1072
Now wolden som men seye, paraventure, Line 1073
That for my necligence I do no cure Line 1074
To tellen yow the joye and al th' array Line 1075
That at the feeste was that ilke day. Line 1076
To which thyng shortly answeren I shal: Line 1077
I seye ther nas no joye ne feeste at al; Line 1078
Ther nas but hevynesse and muche sorwe. Line 1079
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Line 1079
For prively he wedded hire on the morwe, Line 1080
And al day after hidde hym as an owle, Line 1081
So wo was hym, his wyf looked so foule. Line 1082
Greet was the wo the knyght hadde in his thoght, Line 1083
Whan he was with his wyf abedde ybroght; Line 1084
He walweth and he turneth to and fro. Line 1085
His olde wyf lay smylynge everemo, Line 1086
And seyde, o deere housbonde, benedicitee! Line 1087
Fareth every knyght thys with his wyf as ye? Line 1088
Is this the lawe of kyng arthures hous? Line 1089
Is every knyght of his so dangerous? Line 1090
I am youre owene love and eek youre wyf; Line 1091
I am she which that saved hath youre lyf, Line 1092
And, certes, yet ne dide I yow nevere unright; Line 1093
Why fare ye thus with me this firste nyght? Line 1094
Ye faren lyk a man had lost his wit. Line 1095
What is my gilt? for goddes love, tel me it, Line 1096
And it shal been amende, if I may. Line 1097
Amended? quod this knyght, allas! nay, nay! Line 1098
It wol nat been amended nevere mo. Line 1099
Thou art so loothly, and so oold also, Line 1100
And therto comen of so lough a kynde, Line 1101
That litel wonder is thogh I walwe and wynde. Line 1102
So wolde God myn herte wolde breste! Line 1103
Is this, quod she, the cause of youre unreste? Line 1104
Ye, certeinly, quod he, no wonder is. Line 1105
Now, sire, quod she, I koude amende al this, Line 1106
If that me liste, er it were dayes thre, Line 1107
So wel ye myghte bere yow unto me. Line 1108
But, for ye speken of swich gentillesse Line 1109
As is descended out of old richesse, Line 1110
That therfore sholden ye be gentil men, Line 1111
Swich arrogance is nat worth an hen. Line 1112
Looke who that is moost vertuous alway, Line 1113
Pryvee and apert, and moost entendeth ay Line 1114
To do the gentil dedes that he kan; Line 1115
Taak hym for the grettest gentil man. Line 1116
Crist wole we clayme of hym oure gentillesse, Line 1117
Nat of oure eldres for hire old richesse. Line 1118
For thogh they yeve us al hir heritage, Line 1119
For which we clayme to been of heigh parage, Line 1120
Yet may they nat biquethe, for no thyng, Line 1121
To noon of us hir vertuous lyvyng, Line 1122
That made hem gentil men ycalled be, Line 1123
And bad us folwen hem in swich degree. Line 1124
Wel kan the wise poete of florence, Line 1125
That highte dant, speken in this sentence. Line 1126
Lo, in swich maner rym is dantes tale: Line 1127
-- Ful selde up riseth by his brances smale Line 1128
Prowesse of man, for god, of his goodnesse, Line 1129
Wole that of hym we clayme oure gentillesse; -- Line 1130
For of oure eldres may we no thyng clayme Line 1131
But temporel thyng, that man may hurte and mayme. Line 1132
Eek every wight woot this as wel as I, Line 1133
If gentillesse were planted natureelly Line 1134
Unto a certeyn lynage doun the lyne, Line 1135
Pryvee and apert, thanne wolde they nevere fyne Line 1136
To doon of gentillesse the faire office; Line 1137
They myghte do no vileynye or vice. Line 1138
Taak fyr, and ber it in the derkeste hous Line 1139
Bitwix this and the mount of kaukasous, Line 1140
And lat men shette the dores and go thenne; Line 1141
Yet wole the fyr as faire lye and brenne Line 1142
As twenty thousand men myghte it biholde; Line 1143
His office natureel ay wol it holde, Line 1144
Up peril of my lyf, til that it dye. Line 1145
Heere may ye se wel how that genterye Line 1146
Is nat annexed to possessioun, Line 1147
Sith folk ne doon hir operacioun Line 1148
Alwey, as dooth the fyr, lo, in his kynde. Line 1149
For, God it woot, men may wel often fynde Line 1150
A lordes sone do shame and vileynye; Line 1151
And he that wole han pris of his gentrye, Line 1152
For he was boren of a gentil hous, Line 1153
And hadde his eldres noble and vertuous, Line 1154
And nel hymselven do no gentil dedis, Line 1155
Ne folwen his gentil auncestre that deed is, Line 1156
He nys nat gentil, be he duc or erl; Line 1157
For vileyns synful dedes make a cherl. Line 1158
For gentillesse nys but renomee Line 1159
Of thyne auncestres, for hire heigh bountee, Line 1160
Which is a strange thyng to thy persone. Line 1161
Thy gentillesse cometh fro God allone. Line 1162
Thanne comth oure verray gentillesse of grace; Line 1163
It was no thyng biquethe us with oure place. Line 1164
Thenketh how noble, as seith valerius, Line 1165
Was thilke tullius hostillius, Line 1166
That out of poverte roos to heigh noblesse. Line 1167
Reedeth senek, and redeth eek boece; Line 1168
Ther shul ye seen expres that it no drede is Line 1169
That he is gentil that dooth gentil dedis. Line 1170
And therfore, leeve housbonde, thus conclude: Line 1171
Al were it that myne auncestres were rude, Line 1172
Yet may the hye god, and so hope I, Line 1173
Grante me grace to lyven vertuously. Line 1174
Thanne am I gentil, whan that I bigynne Line 1175
To lyven vertuously and weyve synne. Line 1176
And ther as ye of poverte me repreeve, Line 1177
The hye god, on whom that we bileeve, Line 1178
In wilful poverte chees to lyve his lyf. Line 1179
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Line 1179
And certes every man, mayden, or wyf, Line 1180
May understonde that jhesus, hevene kyng, Line 1181
Ne wolde nat chese a vicious lyvyng. Line 1182
Glad poverte is an honest thyng, certeyn; Line 1183
This wole senec and othere clerkes seyn. Line 1184
Whoso that halt hym payd of his poverte, Line 1185
I holde hym riche, al hadde he nat a sherte. Line 1186
He that coveiteth is a povre wight, Line 1187
For he wolde han that is nat in his myght; Line 1188
But he that noght hath, ne coveiteth have, Line 1189
Is riche, although ye holde hym but a knave. Line 1190
Verray poverte, it syngeth proprely; Line 1191
Juvenal seith of poverte myrily: Line 1192
-- The povre man, whan he goth by the weye, Line 1193
Bifore the theves he may synge and pleye. Line 1194
Poverte is hateful good and, as I gesse, Line 1195
A ful greet bryngere out of bisynesse; Line 1196
A greet amendere eek of sapience Line 1197
To hym that taketh it in pacience. Line 1198
Poverte is this, although it seme alenge, Line 1199
Possessioun that no wight wol chalenge. Line 1200
Poverte ful ofte, whan a man is lowe, Line 1201
Maketh his God and eek hymself to knowe. Line 1202
Poverte a spectacle is, as thynketh me, Line 1203
Thurgh which he may his verray freendes see. Line 1204
And therfore, sire, syn that I noght yow greve, Line 1205
Of my poverte namoore ye me repreve. Line 1206
No, sire, of elde ye repreve me; Line 1207
And certes, sire, thogh noon auctoritee Line 1208
Were in no book, ye gentils of honour Line 1209
Seyn that men sholde an oold wight doon favour, Line 1210
And clepe hym fader, for youre gentillesse; Line 1211
And auctours shal I fynde, as I gesse. Line 1212
Now ther ye seye that I am foul and old, Line 1213
Than drede you noght to been a cokewold; Line 1214
For filthe and eelde, also moot I thee, Line 1215
Been grete wardeyns upon chastitee. Line 1216
But nathelees, syn I knowe youre delit, Line 1217
I shal fulfille youre worldly appetit. Line 1218
Chese now, quod she, oon of thise thynges tweye: Line 1219
To han me foul and old til that I deye, Line 1220
And be to yow a trewe, humble wyf, Line 1221
And nevere yow displese in al my lyf; Line 1222
Or elles ye wol han me yong and fair, Line 1223
And take youre aventure of the repair Line 1224
That shal be to youre hous by cause of me, Line 1225
Or in som oother place, may wel be. Line 1226
Now chese yourselven, wheither that yow liketh. Line 1227
This knyght avyseth hym and sore siketh, Line 1228
But atte laste he seyde in this manere: Line 1229
My lady and my love, and wyf so deere, Line 1230
I put me in youre wise governance; Line 1231
Cheseth youreself which may be moost plesance, Line 1232
And moost honour to yow and me also. Line 1233
I do no fors the wheither of the two; Line 1234
For as yow liketh, it suffiseth me. Line 1235
Thanne have I gete of yow maistrie, quod she, Line 1236
Syn I may chese and governe as me lest? Line 1237
Ye, certes, wyf, quod he, I holde it best. Line 1238
Kys me, quod she, we be no lenger wrothe; Line 1239
For, by my trouthe, I wol be to yow bothe, Line 1240
This is to seyn, ye, bothe fair and good. Line 1241
I prey to God that I moote sterven wood, Line 1242
But I to yow be also good and trewe Line 1243
As evere was wyf, syn that the world was newe. Line 1244
And but I be to-morn as fair to seene Line 1245
As any lady, emperice, or queene, Line 1246
That is bitwixe the est and eke the west, Line 1247
Dooth with my lyf and deth right as yow lest. Line 1248
Cast up the curtyn, looke how that it is. Line 1249
And whan the knyght saugh verraily al this, Line 1250
That she so fair was, and so yong therto, Line 1251
For joye he hente hire in his armes two, Line 1252
His herte bathed in a bath of blisse. Line 1253
A thousand tyme a-rewe he gan hire kisse, Line 1254
And she obeyed hym in every thyng Line 1255
That myghte doon hym plesance or likyng. Line 1256
And thys they lyve unto hir lyves ende Line 1257
In parfit joye; and jhesu crist us sende Line 1258
Housbondes meeke, yonge, and fressh abedde, Line 1259
And grace t' overbyde hem that we wedde; Line 1260
And eek I praye jhesu shorte hir lyves Line 1261
That wol nat be governed by hir wyves; Line 1262
And olde and angry nygardes of dispence, Line 1263
God sende hem soone verray pestilence! Line 1264
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This worthy lymytour, this noble frere, Line 1265 He made alwey a maner louryng chiere Line 1266 Upon the somonour, but for honestee Line 1267 No vileyns word as yet to hym spak he. Line 1268 But atte laste he seyde unto the wyf, Line 1269 Dame, quod he, God yeve yow right good lyf! Line 1270 Ye han heer touched, also moot I thee, Line 1271 In scole-matere greet difficultee. Line 1272 Ye han seyd muche thyng right wel, I seye; Line 1273 But, dame, heere as we ryde by the weye, Line 1274 Us nedeth nat to speken but of game, Line 1275 And lete auctoritees, on goddes name, Line 1276 To prechyng and to scole eek of clergye. Line 1277 But if it lyke to this compaignye, Line 1278 I wol yow of a somonour telle a game. Line 1279 Pardee, ye may wel knowe by the name Line 1280 That of a somonour may no good be sayd; Line 1281 I praye that noon of you be yvele apayd. Line 1282 A somonour is a rennere up and doun Line 1283 With mandementz for fornicacioun, Line 1284 And is ybet at every townes ende. Line 1285 Oure hoost tho spak, a! sire, ye sholde be hende Line 1286 And curteys, as a man of youre estaat; Line 1287 In compaignye we wol have no debaat. Line 1288 Telleth youre tale, and lat the somonour be. Line 1289 Nay, quod the somonour, lat hym seye to me Line 1290 What so hym list; whan it comth to me lot, Line 1291 By god! I shal hym quiten every grot. Line 1292 I shal hym tellen which a greet honour Line 1293 It is to be a flaterynge lymytour; Line 1294 And eek of many another manere cryme Line 1295 Which nedeth nat rehercen at this tyme; Line 1296 And his office I shal hym telle, ywis. Line 1297 Oure hoost answerde, pees, namoore of this! Line 1298 And after this he seyde unto the frere, Line 1299 Tel forth youre tale, my leeve maister deere. Line 1300The Friar's Tale
Whilom ther was dwellynge in my contree Line 1301 And erchedeken, a man of heigh degree, Line 1302 That boldely dide execucioun Line 1303 In punysshynge of fornicacioun, Line 1304 Of wicchecraft, and eek of bawderye, Line 1305 Of difamacioun, and avowtrye, Line 1306 Of chirche reves, and of testamentz, Line 1307 Of contractes and of lakke of sacramentz, Line 1308 Of usure, and of symonye also. Line 1309 But certes, lecchours dide he grettest wo; Line 1310 They sholde syngen if that they were hent; Line 1311 And smale tytheres weren foule yshent, Line 1312 If any persoun wolde upon hem pleyne. Line 1313 Ther myghte asterte hym no pecunyal peyne. Line 1314 For smale tithes and for smal offrynge Line 1315 He made the peple pitously to synge. Line 1316 For er the bisshop caughte hem with his hook, Line 1317 They weren in the erchedeknes book. Line 1318 Thanne hadde he, thurgh his jurisdiccioun, Line 1319 Power to doon on hem correccioun. Line 1320 He hadde a somonour redy to his hond; Line 1321 A slyer boye nas noon in engelond; Line 1322 For subtilly he hadde his espiaille, Line 1323 That taughte hym wel wher that hym myghte availle. Line 1324 He koude spare of lecchours oon or two, Line 1325 To techen hym to foure and twenty mo. Line 1326 For thogh this somonour wood were as an hare, Line 1327 To telle his harlotrye I wol nat spare; Line 1328 For we been out of his correccioun. Line 1329 They han of us no jurisdiccioun, Line 1330 Ne nevere shullen, terme of alle hir lyves. -- Line 1331 Peter! so been the wommen of the styves, Line 1332 Quod the somonour, yput out of oure cure! Line 1333 Pees! with myschance and with mysaventure! Line 1334Page 90
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Thys seyde oure hoost, and lat hym telle his tale. Line 1335
Now telleth forth, thogh that the somonour gale; Line 1336
Ne spareth nat, myn owene maister deere. -- Line 1337
This false theef, this somonour, quod the frere, Line 1338
Hadde alwey bawdes redy to his hond, Line 1339
As any hauk to lure in engelond, Line 1340
That tolde hym al the secree that they knewe; Line 1341
For hire acqueyntace was nat come of newe. Line 1342
They weren his approwours prively. Line 1343
He took hymself a greet profit therby; Line 1344
His maister knew nat alwey what he wan. Line 1345
Withouten mandement a lewed man Line 1346
He koude somne, on peyne of cristes curs, Line 1347
And they were glade for to fille his purs, Line 1348
And make hym grete feestes atte nale. Line 1349
And right as judas hadde purses smale, Line 1350
And was a theef, right swich a theef was he; Line 1351
His maister hadde but half his duetee. Line 1352
He was, if I shal yeven hym his laude, Line 1353
A theef, and eek a somnour, and baude. Line 1354
He hadde eek wenches at his retenue, Line 1355
That, wheither that sir robert or sir huwe, Line 1356
Or jakke, or rauf, or whoso that it were Line 1357
That lay by hem, they tolde it in his ere. Line 1358
Thus was the wenche and he of oon assent; Line 1359
And he wolde fecche a feyned mandement, Line 1360
And somne hem to chapitre bothe two, Line 1361
And pile the man, and lete the wenche go. Line 1362
Thanne wolde he seye, freend, I shal for thy sake Line 1363
Do striken hire out of oure lettres blake; Line 1364
Thee thar namoore as in this cas travaille. Line 1365
I am thy freend, ther I thee may availle. Line 1366
Certeyn he knew of briberyes mo Line 1367
Than possible is to telle in yeres two. Line 1368
For in this world nys dogge for the bowe Line 1369
That kan an hurt deer from an hool yknowe Line 1370
Bet than this somnour knew a sly lecchour, Line 1371
Or an avowtier, or a paramour. Line 1372
And for that was the fruyt of al his rente, Line 1373
Therfore on it he sette al his entente. Line 1374
And so bifel that ones on a day Line 1375
This somnour, evere waityng on his pray, Line 1376
Rood for to somne an old wydwe, a ribibe, Line 1377
Feynynge a cause, for he wolde brybe. Line 1378
And happed that he saugh bifore hym ryde Line 1379
A gay yeman, under a forest syde, Line 1380
A bowe he bar, and arwes brighte and kene; Line 1381
He hadde upon a courtepy of grene, Line 1382
An hat upon his heed with frenges blake. Line 1383
Sire, quod this somnour, hayl, and wel atake! Line 1384
Welcome, quod he, and every good felawe! Line 1385
Wher rydestow, under this grene-wode shawe? Line 1386
Seyde this yeman, wiltow fer to day? Line 1387
This somnour hym answerde and seyde, nay; Line 1388
Heere faste by, quod he, is myn entente Line 1389
To ryden, for to reysen up a rente Line 1390
That longeth to my lordes duetee. Line 1391
Artow thanne a bailly? ye, quod he. Line 1392
He dorste nat, for verray filthe and shame Line 1393
Seye that he was a somonour, for the name. Line 1394
Depardieux, quod this yeman, deere broother, Line 1395
Thou art a bailly, and I am another. Line 1396
I am unknowen as in this contree; Line 1397
Of thyn aqueyntance I wolde praye thee, Line 1398
And eek of bretherhede, if that yow leste. Line 1399
I have gold and silver in my cheste; Line 1400
If that thee happe to comen in oure shire, Line 1401
Al shal be thyn, right as thou wolt desire. Line 1402
Grantmercy, quod this somonour, by my feith! Line 1403
Everych on ootheres hand his trouthe leith, Line 1404
For to be sworne bretheren til they deye. Line 1405
In daliance they ryden forth and pleye. Line 1406
This somonour, which that was as ful of jangles, Line 1407
As ful of venym been thise waryangles, Line 1408
And evere enqueryng upon every thyng, Line 1409
Brother, quod he, where is now youre dwellyng Line 1410
Another day if that I sholde yow seche? Line 1411
This yeman hym answerde in softe speche, Line 1412
Brother, quod he, fer in the north contree, Line 1413
Where-as I hope som tyme I shal thee see. Line 1414
Er we departe, I shal thee so wel wisse Line 1415
That of myn hous ne shaltow nevere mysse. Line 1416
Now, brother, quod this somonour, I yow preye, Line 1417
Teche me, whil that we ryden by the weye, Line 1418
Syn that ye been a baillif as am I, Line 1419
Som subtiltee, and tel me feithfully Line 1420
In myn office how that I may moost wynne; Line 1421
And spareth nat for conscience ne synne, Line 1422
But as my brother tel me, how do ye. Line 1423
Now, by my trouthe, brother deere, seyde he, Line 1424
As I shal tellen thee a feithful tale, Line 1425
My wages been ful streite and ful smale. Line 1426
My lord is hard to me and daungerous, Line 1427
And myn office is ful laborous, Line 1428
And therfore by extorcions I lyve. Line 1429
For sothe, I take al that men wol me yive. Line 1430
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Line 1430
Algate,by gleyghte or by violence, Line 1431
Fro yeer to yeer I wynne al my dispence. Line 1432
I kan no bettre telle, feithfully. Line 1433
Now certes, quod this somonour, so fare I. Line 1434
I spare nat to taken, God it woot, Line 1435
But if it be to hevy or to hoot. Line 1436
What I may gete in conseil prively, Line 1437
No maner conscience of that have I. Line 1438
Nere myn extorcioun, I myghte nat lyven, Line 1439
Ne of swiche japes wol I nat be shryven. Line 1440
Stomak ne conscience ne knowe I noon; Line 1441
I shrewe thise shrifte-fadres everychoon. Line 1442
Wel be we met, by God and by seint jame! Line 1443
But, leeve brother, tel me thanne thy name, Line 1444
Quod this somonour. In this meene while Line 1445
This yeman gan a litel for to smyle. Line 1446
Brother, quod he, wiltow that I thee telle? Line 1447
I am a feend; my dwellyng is in helle, Line 1448
And heere I ryde aboute my purchasyng, Line 1449
To wite wher men wol yeve me any thyng. Line 1450
My purchas is th' effect of al my rente. Line 1451
Looke how thou rydest for the same entente, Line 1452
To wynne good, thou rekkest nevere how; Line 1453
Right so fare I, for ryde wolde I now Line 1454
Unto the worldes ende for a preye. Line 1455
Al! quod this somonour, benedicite! sey ye? Line 1456
I wende ye were a yeman trewely. Line 1457
Ye han a mannes shap as wel as I; Line 1458
Han ye a figure thanne determinat Line 1459
In helle, ther ye been in youre estat? Line 1460
Nay, certeinly, quod he, ther have we noon; Line 1461
But whan us liketh, we kan take us oon, Line 1462
Or elles make yow seme we been shape Line 1463
Somtyme lyk a man, or lyk an ape, Line 1464
Or lyk an angel kan I ryde or go. Line 1465
It is no wonder thyng thogh it be so; Line 1466
A lowsy jogelour kan deceyve thee, Line 1467
And pardee, yet kan I moore craft than he. Line 1468
Why, quod this somonour, ryde ye thanne or goon Line 1469
In sondry shap, and nat alwey in oon? Line 1470
For we, quod he, wol us swiche formes make Line 1471
As moost able is oure preyes for to take. Line 1472
What maketh yow to han al this labour? Line 1473
Ful many a cause, leeve sire somonour, Line 1474
Seyde this feend, but alle thyng hath tyme. Line 1475
The day is short, and it is passed pryme, Line 1476
And yet ne wan I nothyng in this day. Line 1477
I wol entende to wynnyng, if I may, Line 1478
And nat entende oure wittes to declare. Line 1479
For, brother myn, thy wit is al to bare Line 1480
To understonde, althogh I tolde hem thee. Line 1481
But, for thou axest why labouren we -- Line 1482
For somtyme we been goddes instrumentz, Line 1483
And meenes to doon his comandementz, Line 1484
Whan that hym list, upon his creatures, Line 1485
In divers art and in diverse figures. Line 1486
Withouten hym we have no myght, certayn, Line 1487
If that hym list stonden ther-agayn. Line 1488
And somtyme, at oure prayere, han we leve Line 1489
Oonly the body and nat the soule greve; Line 1490
Witnesse on job, whom that we diden wo. Line 1491
And somtyme han we myght of bothe two, Line 1492
This is to seyn, of soule and body eke. Line 1493
And somtyme be we suffred for to seke Line 1494
Upon a man, and doon his soule unreste, Line 1495
And nat his body, and al is for the beste. Line 1496
Whan he withstandeth oure temptacioun, Line 1497
It is a cause of his savacioun, Line 1498
Al be it that it was nat oure entente Line 1499
He sholde be sauf, but that we wolde hym hente. Line 1500
And somtyme be we servant unto man, Line 1501
As to the erchebisshop seint dunstan, Line 1502
And to the apostles servent eek was I. Line 1503
Yet tel me, quod the somonour, feithfully, Line 1504
Make ye yow newe bodies thus alway Line 1505
Of elementz? the feend answerde, nay. Line 1506
Somtyme we feyne, and somtyme we aryse Line 1507
With dede bodyes, in ful sondry wyse, Line 1508
And speke as renably and faire and wel Line 1509
As to the phitonissa dide samuel. Line 1510
(and yet wol som men seye it was nat he; Line 1511
I do no fors of youre dyvynytee.) Line 1512
But o thyng warne I thee, I wol nat jape, -- Line 1513
Thou wolt algates wite how we been shape; Line 1514
Thou shalt herafterward, my brother deere, Line 1515
Come there thee nedeth nat of me to leere. Line 1516
For thou shalt, by thyn owene experience, Line 1517
Konne in a chayer rede of this sentence Line 1518
Bet than virgile, while he was on lyve, Line 1519
Or dant also. Now lat us ryde blyve, Line 1520
For I wole holde compaignye with thee Line 1521
Til it be so that thou forsake me. Line 1522
Nay, quod this somonour, that shal nat bityde! Line 1523
I am a yeman, knowen is ful wyde; Line 1524
My trouthe wol I holde, as in this cas. Line 1525
For though thou were the devel sathanas, Line 1526
My trouthe wol I holde to my brother, Line 1527
As I am sworn, and ech of us til oother, Line 1528
For to be trewe brother in this cas; Line 1529
And bothe we goon abouten oure purchas. Line 1530
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Taak thou thy part, what that men wol thee yive, Line 1531
And I shal myn; thus may we bothe lyve. Line 1532
And if that any of us have moore than oother, Line 1533
Lat hym be trewe, and parte it with his brother. Line 1534
I graunte, quod the devel, by my fey. Line 1535
And with that word they ryden forth hir wey. Line 1536
And right at the entryng of the townes ende, Line 1537
To which this somonour shoop hym for to wende, Line 1538
They saugh a cart that charged was with hey, Line 1539
Which that a cartere droof forth in his wey. Line 1540
Deep was the wey, for which the carte stood. Line 1541
The cartere smoot, and cryde as he were wood, Line 1542
Hayt, brok! hayt, scot! what spare ye for the stones? Line 1543
The feend, quod he, yow fecche, body and bones, Line 1544
As ferforthly as evere were ye foled, Line 1545
So muche wo as I have with yow tholed! Line 1546
The devel have al, bothe hors and cart and hey! Line 1547
This somonour seyde, heere shal we have a pley. Line 1548
And neer the feend he drough, as noght ne were, Line 1549
Ful prively, and rowned in his ere: Line 1550
Herkne, my brother, herkne, by thy feith! Line 1551
Herestow nat how that the cartere seith? Line 1552
Hent it anon, for he hath yeve it thee, Line 1553
Bothe hey and cart, and eek his caples thre. Line 1554
Nay, quod the devel, God woot, never a deel! Line 1555
It is nat his entente, trust me weel. Line 1556
Axe hym thyself, it thou nat trowest me; Line 1557
Or elles stynt a while, and thou shalt see. Line 1558
This cartere thakketh his hors upon the croupe, Line 1559
And they bigonne to drawen and to stoupe. Line 1560
Heyt! now, quod he, ther jhesu crist yow blesse, Line 1561
And al his handwerk, bothe moore and lesse! Line 1562
That was wel twight, myn owene lyard boy. Line 1563
I pray God save thee, and seinte loy! Line 1564
Now is my cart out of the slow, pardee! Line 1565
Lo, brother, quod the feend, what tolde I thee? Line 1566
Heere may ye se, myn owene deere brother, Line 1567
The carl spak oo thing, but he thoghte another. Line 1568
Lat us go forth abouten oure viage; Line 1569
Heere wynne I nothyng upon cariage. Line 1570
Whan that they coomen somwhat out of towne, Line 1571
This somonour to his brother gan to rowne: Line 1572
Brother, quod he, heere woneth an old rebekke, Line 1573
That hadde almoost as lief to lese hire nekke Line 1574
As for to yeve a peny of hir good. Line 1575
I wole han twelf pens, though that she be wood, Line 1576
Or I wol sompne hire unto oure office; Line 1577
And yet, God woot, of hire knowe I no vice. Line 1578
But for thou kanst nat, as in this contree, Line 1579
Wynne thy cost, taak heer ensample of me. Line 1580
This somonour clappeth at the wydwes gate. Line 1581
Com out, quod he, thou olde virytrate! Line 1582
I trowe thou hast som frere or preest with thee. Line 1583
Who clappeth? seyde this wyf, benedicitee! Line 1584
God save you, sire, what is youre sweete wille? Line 1585
I have, quod he, of somonce here a bille; Line 1586
Up peyne of cursyng, looke that thou be Line 1587
To-morn bifore the erchedeknes knee, Line 1588
T' answere to the court of certeyn thynges. Line 1589
Now, lord, quod she, crist jhesu, kyng of kynges, Line 1590
So wisly helpe me, as I ne may. Line 1591
I have been syk, and that ful many a day. Line 1592
I may nat go so fer, quod she, ne ryde, Line 1593
But I be deed, so priketh it in my syde. Line 1594
May I nat axe a libel, sire somonour, Line 1595
And answere there by my procuratour Line 1596
To swich thyng as men wole opposen me? Line 1597
Yis, quod this somonour, pay anon, lat se, Line 1598
Twelf pens to me, and I wol thee acquite. Line 1599
I shal no profit han therby but lite; Line 1600
My maister hath the profit, and nat I. Line 1601
Com of, and lat me ryden hastily; Line 1602
Yif me twelf pens, I may no lenger tarye. Line 1603
Twelf pens! quod she, now, lady seinte marie Line 1604
So wisly help me out of care and synne, Line 1605
This wyde world thogh that I sholde wynne, Line 1606
Ne have I nat twelf pens withinne myn hoold. Line 1607
Ye knowen wel that I am povre and oold; Line 1608
Kithe youre almesse on me povre wrecche. Line 1609
Nay thanne, quod he, the foule feend me fecche Line 1610
If I th' excuse, though thou shul be spilt! Line 1611
allas! quod she, God woot, I have no gilt. Line 1612
Pay me, quod he, or by the swete seinte anne, Line 1613
As I wol bere awey thy newe panne Line 1614
For dette which thou owest me of old. Line 1615
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Whan that thou madest thyn housbonde cokewold, Line 1616
I payde at hoom for thy correccioun. Line 1617
Thou lixt! quod she, by my savacioun, Line 1618
Ne was I nevere er now, wydwe ne wyf, Line 1619
Somoned unto youre court in al my lyf; Line 1620
Ne nevere I nas but of my body trewe! Line 1621
Unto the devel blak and rough of hewe Line 1622
Yeve I thy body and my panne also! Line 1623
And whan the devel herde hire cursen so Line 1624
Upon hir knees, he seyde in this manere, Line 1625
Now, mabely, myn owene mooder deere, Line 1626
Is this youre wyl in ernest that ye seye? Line 1627
The devel, quod she, so fecche hym er he deye, Line 1628
And panne and al, but he wol hym repente! Line 1629
Nay, olde stot, that is nat myn entente, Line 1630
Quod this somonour, for to repente me Line 1631
For any thyng that I have had of thee. Line 1632
I wolde I hadde thy smok and every clooth! Line 1633
Now, brother, quod the devel, be nat wrooth; Line 1634
Thy body and this panne been myne by right. Line 1635
Thow shalt with me to helle yet to-nyght, Line 1636
Where thou shalt knowen of oure privetee Line 1637
Moore than a maister of dyvynytee. Line 1638
And with that word this foule feend hym hente; Line 1639
Body and soule he with the devel wente Line 1640
Where as that somonours han hir heritage. Line 1641
And god, that maked after his ymage Line 1642
Mankynde, save and gyde us, alle and some, Line 1643
And leve thise somonours goode men bicome! Line 1644
Lordynges, I koude han toold yow, quod this frere, Line 1645
Hadde I had leyser for this somonour heere, Line 1646
After the text of crist, poul, and john, Line 1647
And of oure othere doctours many oon, Line 1648
Swiche peynes that youre hertes myghte agryse, Line 1649
Al be it so no tonge may it devyse, Line 1650
Thogh that I myghte a thousand wynter telle Line 1651
The peynes of thilke cursed hous of helle. Line 1652
But for to kepe us fro that cursed place, Line 1653
Waketh, and preyeth jhesu for his grace Line 1654
So kepe us from the temptour sathanas. Line 1655
Herketh this word! beth war, as in this cas: Line 1656
The leoun sit in his awayt alway Line 1657
To sle the innocent, if that he may. Line 1658
Disposeth ay youre hertes to withstonde Line 1659
The feend, that yow wolde make thral and bonde. Line 1660
He may nat tempte yow over youre myght, Line 1661
For crist wol be youre champion and knyght. Line 1662
And prayeth that thise somonours hem repente Line 1663
Of hir mysdedes, er that the feend hem hente! Line 1664
The Summoner's Prologue
This somonour in his styropes hye stood; Line 1665 Upon this frere his herte was so wood Line 1666 That lyk an aspen leef he quook for ire. Line 1667 Lordynges, quod he, but o thyng I desire; Line 1668 I yow biseke that, of youre curteisye, Line 1669 Syn ye han herd this false frere lye, Line 1670 As suffreth me I may my tale telle. Line 1671 This frere bosteth that he knoweth helle, Line 1672 And God it woot, that it is litel wonder; Line 1673 Freres and feendes been but lyte asonder. Line 1674 For, pardee, ye han ofte tyme herd telle Line 1675 How that a frere ravyshed was to helle Line 1676 In spirit ones by a visioun; Line 1677 And as an angel ladde hym up and doun, Line 1678 To shewen hym the peynes that the were, Line 1679 In al the place saugh he nat a frere; Line 1680 Of oother folk he saugh ynowe in wo. Line 1681 Unto this angel spak the frere tho: Line 1682 Now, sire, quod he, han freres swich a grace Line 1683 That noon of hem shal come to this place? Line 1684 Yis, quod this aungel, many a millioun! Line 1685 And unto sathanas he ladde hym doun. Line 1686 -- And now hath sathanas, -- seith he, -- a tayl Line 1687 Brodder than of a carryk is the sayl. Line 1688 Hold up thy tayl, thou sathanas! -- quod he; Line 1689 -- shewe forth thyn ers, and lat the frere se Line 1690 Where is the nest of freres in this place! -- Line 1691 And er that half a furlong wey of space, Line 1692 Right so as bees out swarmen from an hyve, Line 1693 Out of the develes ers ther gonne dryve Line 1694Page 94
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Twenty thousand freres on a route, Line 1695
And thurghout helle swarmed al aboute, Line 1696
And comen agayn as faste as they may gon, Line 1697
And in his ers they crepten everychon. Line 1698
He clapte his tayl agayn and lay ful stille. Line 1699
This frere, whan he looked hadde his fille Line 1700
Upon the tormentz of this sory place, Line 1701
His spirit God restored, of his grace, Line 1702
Unto his body agayn, and he awook. Line 1703
But natheles, for fere yet he quook, Line 1704
So was the develes ers ay in his mynde, Line 1705
That is his heritage of verray kynde. Line 1706
God save yow alle, save this cursed frere! Line 1707
My prologe wol I ende in this manere. Line 1708
The Summoner's Tale
Lordynges, ther is in yorkshire, as I gesse, Line 1709 A mersshy contree called holdernesse, Line 1710 In which ther wente a lymytour aboute, Line 1711 To preche, and eek to begge, it so no doute. Line 1712 And so bifel that on a day this frere Line 1713 Hadde preched at a chirche in his manere, Line 1714 And specially, aboven every thyng, Line 1715 Excited he the peple in his prechyng Line 1716 To trentals, and to yeve, for goddes sake, Line 1717 Wherwith men myghte hooly houses make, Line 1718 Ther as divine servyce is honoured, Line 1719 Nat ther as it is wasted and devoured, Line 1720 Ne ther it nedeth nat for to be yive, Line 1721 As to possessioners, that mowen lyve, Line 1722 Thanked be god, in wele and habundaunce. Line 1723 Trentals, seyde he, deliveren fro penaunce Line 1724 Hir freendes soules, as wel olde as yonge, -- Line 1725 Ye, whan that they been hastily ysonge, Line 1726 Nat for to holde a preest holy and gay -- Line 1727 He syngeth nat but o masse in a day. Line 1728 Delivereth out, quod he, anon the soules! Line 1729 Ful hard it is with flesshhook or with oules Line 1730 To been yclawed, or to brenne or bake. Line 1731 Now spede yow hastily, for cristes sake! Line 1732 And whan this frere had seyd al his entente, Line 1733 With qui cum patre forth his wey he wente. Line 1734 Whan folk in chirche had yeve him what hem leste, Line 1735 He wente his wey, no lenger wolde he reste, Line 1736 With scrippe and tipped staf, ytukked hye, Line 1737 In every hous he gan to poure and prye, Line 1738 And beggeth mele and chese, or elles corn. Line 1739 His felawe hadde a staf tipped with horn, Line 1740 A peyre of tables al of yvory, Line 1741 And a poyntel polysshed fetisly, Line 1742 And wrooth the names alwey, as he stood, Line 1743 Of alle folk that yaf hym any good, Line 1744 Ascaunces that he wolde for hem preye. Line 1745 Yif us a busshel whete, malt, or reye, Line 1746 A goddes kechyl, or a trype of chese, Line 1747 Or elles what yow lyst, we may nat cheese; Line 1748 A goddes halfpeny, or a masse peny, Line 1749 Or yif us of youre brawn, if ye have eny; Line 1750 A dagon of youre blanket, leeve dame, Line 1751 Oure suster deere, -- lo! heere I write youre name, -- Line 1752 Bacon or beef, or swich thyng as ye fynde. Line 1753 A sturdy harlot wente ay hem bihynde, Line 1754 That was hir hostes man, and bar a sak, Line 1755 And what men yaf hem, leyde it on his bak. Line 1756 And whan that he was out at dore, anon Line 1757 He planed awey the names everichon Line 1758 That he biforn had writen in his tables; Line 1759 He served hem with nyfles and with fables. Line 1760 Nay, ther thou lixt, thou somonour! quod the frere. Line 1761 Pees, quod oure hoost, for cristes mooder deere! Line 1762 Tel forth thy tale, and spare it nat at al. Line 1763 So thryve I, quod this somonour, so I shal! Line 1764 So longe he wente, hous by hous, til he Line 1765 Cam til an hous ther he was wont to be Line 1766 Refresshed moore than in an hundred placis. Line 1767 Syk lay the goode man whos that the place is; Line 1768 Bedrede upon a couche lowe he lay. Line 1769 Deus hic! quod he, o thomas, freend, good day! Line 1770 Seyde this frere, curteisly and softe. Line 1771 Thomas, quod he, God yelde yow! ful ofte Line 1772 Have I upon this bench faren ful weel; Line 1773 Heere have I eten many a myrie meel. Line 1774 And fro the bench he droof awey the cat, Line 1775 And leyde adoun his potente and his hat, Line 1776 And eek his scrippe, and sette hym softe adoun. Line 1777 His felawe was go walked into toun Line 1778Page 95
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Forth with his knave, into that hostelrye Line 1779
Where as he shoop hym thilke nyght to lye. Line 1780
O deere maister, quod this sike man, Line 1781
How han ye fare sith that march bigan? Line 1782
I saugh yow noght this fourtenyght or moore. Line 1783
God woot, quod he, laboured have I ful soore, Line 1784
And specially, for thy savacion Line 1785
Have I seyd many a precious orison, Line 1786
And for oure othere freendes, God hem blesse! Line 1787
I have to day been at youre chirche at messe, Line 1788
And seyd a sermon after my symple wit, Line 1789
Nat al after the text of hooly writ; Line 1790
For it is hard to yow, as I suppose, Line 1791
And therfore wol I teche yow al the glose. Line 1792
Glosynge is a glorious thyng, certeyn, Line 1793
For lettre sleeth, so as we clerkes seyn. Line 1794
There have I taught hem to be charitable, Line 1795
And spende hir good ther it is resonable; Line 1796
And there I saugh oure dame, -- a! where is she? Line 1797
Yond in the yerd I trowe that she be, Line 1798
Seyde this man,and she wol come anon. Line 1799
Ey, maister, welcome be ye, by seint john! Line 1800
Seyde this wyf, how fare ye, hertely? Line 1801
The frere ariseth up ful curteisly, Line 1802
And hire embraceth in his armes narwe, Line 1803
And kiste hire sweete, and chirketh as a sparwe Line 1804
With his lyppes: dame, quod he, right weel, Line 1805
As he that is youre servent every deel, Line 1806
Thanked be god, that yow yaf soule and lyf! Line 1807
Yet saugh I nat this day so fair a wyf Line 1808
In al the chirche, God so save me! Line 1809
Ye, God amende defautes, sire, quod she. Line 1810
Algates, welcome be ye, by my fey! Line 1811
Graunt mercy, dame, this have I founde alwey. Line 1812
But of youre grete goodnesse, by youre leve, Line 1813
I wolde prey yow that ye nat yow greve, Line 1814
I wole with thomas speke a litel throwe. Line 1815
Thise curatz been ful necligent and slowe Line 1816
To grope tendrely a conscience Line 1817
In shrift; in prechyng is my diligence, Line 1818
And studie in petres wordes and in poules. Line 1819
I walke, and fisshe cristen mennes soules, Line 1820
To yelden jhesu crist his propre rente; Line 1821
To sprede his word is set al myn entente. Line 1822
Now, by youre leve, o deere sire, she, Line 1823
Chideth him weel, for seinte trinitee! Line 1824
He is as angry as a pissemyre, Line 1825
Though that he have al that he kan desire, Line 1826
Though I hym wrye a-nyght and make hym warm, Line 1827
And over hym leye my leg outher myn arm, Line 1828
He groneth lyk oure boor, lith in oure sty. Line 1829
Oother desport right noon of hym have I; Line 1830
I may nat plese hym in no maner cas. Line 1831
O thomas, je vous dy, thomas! thomas! Line 1832
This maketh the feend; this moste ben amended. Line 1833
Ire is a thyng that hye God defended, Line 1834
And therof wol I speke a word or two. Line 1835
Now, maister, quod the wyf, er that I go, Line 1836
What wol ye dyne? I wol go theraboute. Line 1837
Now dame, quod he, now je vous dy sanz doute, Line 1838
Have I nat of a capon but the lyvere, Line 1839
And of youre softe breed nat but a shyvere, Line 1840
And after that a rosted pigges heed -- Line 1841
But that I nolde no beest for me were deed -- Line 1842
Thanne hadde I with yow hoomly suffisaunce. Line 1843
I am a man of litel sustenaunce; Line 1844
My spirit hath his fostryng in the bible. Line 1845
The body is ay so redy and penyble Line 1846
To wake, that my stomak is destroyed. Line 1847
I prey yow, dame, ye be nat anoyed, Line 1848
Though I so freendly yow my conseil shewe. Line 1849
By god! I wolde nat telle it but a fewe. Line 1850
Now, sire, quod she, but o word er I go. Line 1851
My child is deed withinne thise wykes two, Line 1852
Soone after that ye wente out of this toun. Line 1853
His deeth saugh I by revelacioun, Line 1854
Seide this frere, at hoom in oure dortour. Line 1855
I dar wel seyn that, er that half an hour Line 1856
After his deeth, I saugh hym born to blisse Line 1857
In myn avision, so God me wisse! Line 1858
So didde oure sexteyn and oure fermerer, Line 1859
That han been trewe freres fifty yeer; Line 1860
They may now -- God be thanked of his loone! -- Line 1861
Maken hir jubilee and walke allone. Line 1862
And up I roos, and al oure covent eke, Line 1863
With many a teere trillyng on my cheke, Line 1864
Withouten noyse or claterynge of belles; Line 1865
Te deum was oure song, and nothyng elles, Line 1866
Save that to crist I seyde an orison, Line 1867
Thankynge hym of his revelacion. Line 1868
For, sire and dame, trusteth me right weel, Line 1869
Oure orisons been moore effectueel, Line 1870
And moore we seen of cristes secree thynges, Line 1871
Than burel folk, although they weren kynges. Line 1872
We lyve in poverte and in abstinence, Line 1873
And burell folk in richesse and despence Line 1874
Of mete and drynke, and in hir foul delit. Line 1875
We han this worldes lust al in despit. Line 1876
Lazar and dives lyveden diversly, Line 1877
And divers gerdon hadden they therby. Line 1878
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Whoso wol preye, he moot faste and be clene, Line 1879
And fatte his soule, and make his body lene. Line 1880
We fare as seith th' apostle; clooth and foode Line 1881
Suffisen us, though they be nat ful goode. Line 1882
The clennesse and the fastynge of us freres Line 1883
Maketh that crist accepteth oure preyeres. Line 1884
Lo, moyses fourty dayes and fourty nyght Line 1885
Fasted, er that the heighe God of myght Line 1886
Spak with hym in the mountayne of synay. Line 1887
With empty wombe, fastynge many a day, Line 1888
Receyved he the lawe that was writen Line 1889
With goddes fynger; and elye, wel ye witen, Line 1890
In mount oreb, er he hadde any speche Line 1891
With hye god, that is oure lyves leche, Line 1892
He fasted longe, and was in contemplaunce. Line 1893
Aaron, that hadde the temple in governaunce, Line 1894
And eek the othere preestes everichon, Line 1895
Into the temple whan they sholde gon Line 1896
To preye for the peple, and do servyse, Line 1897
They nolden drynken in no maner wyse Line 1898
No drynke which that myghte hem dronke make, Line 1899
But there in abstinence preye and wake, Line 1900
Lest that they deyden. Taak heede what I seye! Line 1901
But they be sobre that for the peple preye, Line 1902
War that I seye -- namoore, for it suffiseth. Line 1903
Oure lord jhesu, as hooly writ devyseth, Line 1904
Yaf us ensample of fastynge and preyeres. Line 1905
Therfore we mendynantz, we sely freres, Line 1906
Been wedded to poverte and continence, Line 1907
To charite, humblesse, and abstinence, Line 1908
To persecucioun for rightwisnesse, Line 1909
To wepynge, misericorde, and clennesse. Line 1910
And therfore may ye se that oure preyeres -- Line 1911
I speke of us, we mendynantz, we freres -- Line 1912
Been to the hye God moore acceptable Line 1913
Than youres, with youre feestes at the table. Line 1914
Fro paradys first, if I shal nat lye, Line 1915
Was man out chaced for his glotonye; Line 1916
And chaast was man in paradys, certeyn. Line 1917
But herkne now, thomas, what I shal seyn. Line 1918
I ne have no text of it, as I suppose, Line 1919
But I shal fynde it in a maner glose, Line 1920
That specially oure sweete lord jhesus Line 1921
Spak this by freres, whan he seyde thus: Line 1922
-- Blessed be they that povere in spirit been. -- Line 1923
And so forth al the gospel may ye seen, Line 1924
Wher it be likker oure professioun, Line 1925
Or hirs that swymmen in possessioun. Line 1926
Fy on hire pompe and on hire glotonye! Line 1927
And for hir lewednesse I hem diffye. Line 1928
My thynketh they been lyk jovinyan, Line 1929
Fat as a whale, and walkynge as a swan, Line 1930
Al vinolent as botel in the spence. Line 1931
Hir preyere is of ful greet reverence, Line 1932
Whan they for soules seye the psalm of davit; Line 1933
Lo, -- buf! -- they seye, -- cor meum eructavit! -- Line 1934
Who folweth cristes gospel and his foore, Line 1935
But we that humble been, and chaast, and poore, Line 1936
Werkeris of goddes word, nat auditours? Line 1937
Therfore, right as an hauk up at a sours Line 1938
Up springeth into th' eir, right so prayeres Line 1939
Of charitable and chaste bisy freres Line 1940
Maken hir sours to goddes eres two. Line 1941
Thomas! thomas! so moote I ryde or go, Line 1942
And by that lord that clepid is seint yve, Line 1943
Nere thou oure brother, sholdestou nat thryve. Line 1944
In our chapitre prayer we day and nyght Line 1945
To crist, that he thee sende heele and myght Line 1946
Thy body for to weelden hastily. Line 1947
God woot, quod he, nothyng therof feele i! Line 1948
As help me crist, as I in fewe yeres, Line 1949
Have spent upon diverse manere freres Line 1950
Ful many a pound; yet fare I never the bet. Line 1951
Certeyn, my good have I almoost biset. Line 1952
Farwel, my gold, for it is al ago! Line 1953
The frere answerde, o thomas, dostow so? Line 1954
What nedeth yow diverse freres seche? Line 1955
What nedeth hym that hath a parfit leche Line 1956
To sechen othere leches in the toun? Line 1957
Youre inconstance is youre confusioun. Line 1958
Holde ye thanne me, or elles oure covent, Line 1959
To praye for yow been insufficient? Line 1960
Thomas, that jape nys nat worth a myte. Line 1961
Youre maladye is for we han to lyte. Line 1962
A! yif that covent half a quarter otes! Line 1963
A! yif that covent foure and twenty grotes! Line 1964
A! yif that frere a peny, and lat hym go! Line 1965
Nay, nay, thomas, it may no thyng be so! Line 1966
What is a ferthyng worth parted in twelve? Line 1967
Lo, ech thyng that is oned in himselve Line 1968
Is moore strong than whan it is toscatered. Line 1969
Thomas, of me thou shalt nat been yflatered; Line 1970
Thou woldest han oure labour al for noght. Line 1971
The hye god, that al this world hath wroght, Line 1972
Seith that the werkman worthy is his hyre. Line 1973
Thomas, noght of youre tresor I desire Line 1974
As for myself, but that al oure covent Line 1975
To preye for yow is ay so diligent, Line 1976
And for to buylden cristes owene chirche. Line 1977
Thomas, if ye wol lernen for to wirche, Line 1978
Of buyldynge up of chirches may ye fynde, Line 1979
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If it be good, in thomas lyf of inde. Line 1980
Ye lye heere ful of anger and of ire, Line 1981
With which the devel set youre herte afyre, Line 1982
And chiden heere the sely innocent, Line 1983
Youre wyf, that is so meke and pacient. Line 1984
And therfore, thomas, trowe me if thee leste, Line 1985
Ne stryve nat with thy wyf, as for thy beste; Line 1986
And ber this word awey now, by thy feith, Line 1987
Touchynge swich thyng, lo, what the wise seith: Line 1988
-- Withinne thyn hous ne be thou no leon; Line 1989
To thy subgitz do noon oppression, Line 1990
Ne make thyne aqueyntances nat to flee. -- Line 1991
And, thomas, yet eft-soones I charge thee, Line 1992
Be war from hire that in thy bosom slepeth; Line 1993
War fro the serpent that so slily crepeth Line 1994
Under the gras, and styngeth subtilly. Line 1995
Be war, my sone, and herkne paciently, Line 1996
That twenty thousand men han lost hir lyves Line 1997
For stryvyng with hir lemmans and hir wyves. Line 1998
Now sith ye han so hooly and meke a wyf, Line 1999
What nedeth yow, thomas, to maken stryf? Line 2000
Ther nys, ywys, no serpent so cruel, Line 2001
Whan man tret on his tayl, ne half so fel, Line 2002
As womman is, whan she hath caught an ire; Line 2003
Vengeance is thanne al that they desire. Line 2004
Ire is a synne, oon of the grete of sevene, Line 2005
Abhomynable unto the God of hevene; Line 2006
And to hymself it is destruccion. Line 2007
This every lewed viker or person Line 2008
Kan seye, how ire engendreth homycide. Line 2009
Ire is, in sooth, executour of pryde. Line 2010
I koude of ire seye so muche sorwe, Line 2011
My tale sholde laste til to-morwe. Line 2012
And therfore preye I god, bothe day and nyght, Line 2013
An irous man, God sende hym litel myght! Line 2014
It is greet harm and certes greet pitee Line 2015
To sette an irous man in heigh degree. Line 2016
Whilom ther was an irous potestat, Line 2017
As seith senek, that, durynge his estaat, Line 2018
Upon a day out ryden knyghtes two, Line 2019
And as fortune wolde that it were so, Line 2020
That oon of hem cam hoom, that oother noght. Line 2021
Anon the knyght bifore the juge is broght, Line 2022
That seyde thus, -- thou hast thy felawe slayn, Line 2023
For which I deme thee to the deeth, certayn. -- Line 2024
And to another knyght comanded he, Line 2025
-- Go lede hym to the deeth, I charge thee, -- Line 2026
And happed, as they wente by the weye Line 2027
Toward the place ther he sholde deye, Line 2028
The knyght cam which men wenden had be deed. Line 2029
Thanne thoughte they it were the beste reed Line 2030
To lede hem bothe to the juge agayn. Line 2031
They seiden, -lord, the knyght ne hath nat slayn Line 2032
His felawe; heere he standeth hool alyve. -- Line 2033
-- Ye shul be deed, -- quod he, -- so moot I thryve! Line 2034
That is to seyn, bothe oon, and two, and thre! -- Line 2035
And to the firste knyght right thus spak he, Line 2036
-- I dampned thee; thou most algate be deed. Line 2037
And thou also most nedes lese thyn heed, Line 2038
For thou art cause why thy felawe deyth. -- Line 2039
And to the thridde knyght right thus he seith, Line 2040
-- Thou hast nat doon that I comanded thee. -- Line 2041
And thus he dide doon sleen hem alle thre. Line 2042
Irous cambises was eek dronkelewe, Line 2043
And ay delited hym to been a shrewe. Line 2044
And so bifel, a lord of his meynee, Line 2045
That loved vertuous moralitee, Line 2046
Seyde on a day bitwix hem two right thus: Line 2047
-- A lord is lost, if he be vicius; Line 2048
And dronkenesse is eek a foul record Line 2049
Of any man, and namely in a lord. Line 2050
Ther is ful many an eye and many an ere Line 2051
Awaityng on a lord, and he noot where. Line 2052
For goddes love, drynk moore attemprely! Line 2053
Wyn maketh man to lesen wrecchedly Line 2054
His mynde and eek his lymes everichon. -- Line 2055
-- The revers shaltou se, -- quod he, -- anon, Line 2056
And preve it by thyn owene experience, Line 2057
That wyn ne dooth to folk no swich offence. Line 2058
Ther is no wyn bireveth me my myght Line 2059
Of hand ne foot, ne of myne eyen sight. -- Line 2060
And for despit he drank ful muchel moore, Line 2061
An hondred part, than he hadde don bifoore; Line 2062
And right anon this irous, cursed wrecche Line 2063
Leet this knyghtes sone bifore hym fecche, Line 2064
Comandynge hym he sholde bifore hym stonde. Line 2065
And sodeynly he took his bowe in honde, Line 2066
And up the streng he pulled to his ere, Line 2067
And with an arwe he slow the child right there. Line 2068
-- Now wheither have I a siker hand or noon? -- Line 2069
Quod he; -- is al my myght and mynde agon? Line 2070
Hath wyn bireved me myn eyen sight? -- Line 2071
What sholde I telle th' answere of the knyght? Line 2072
His sone was slayn, ther is namoore to seye. Line 2073
Beth war, therfore, with lordes how ye pleye. Line 2074
Syngeth placebo, and -- I shal, if I kan, -- Line 2075
But if it be unto a povre man. Line 2076
To a povre man men sholde his vices telle, Line 2077
But nat to a lord, thogh he sholde go to helle. Line 2078
Lo irous cirus, thilke percien, Line 2079
How he destroyed the ryver of gysen, Line 2080
For that an hors of his was dreynt therinne, Line 2081
Whan that he wente babiloigne to wynne. Line 2082
He made that the ryver was so smal Line 2083
That wommen myghte wade it over al. Line 2084
Lo, what seyde he that so wel teche kan? Line 2085
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-- Ne be no felawe to an irous man, Line 2086
Ne with no wood man walke by the weye, Line 2087
Lest thee repente; -- I wol no ferther seye. Line 2088
Now, thomas, leeve brother, lef thyn ire; Line 2089
Thou shalt me fynde as just as is a squyre. Line 2090
Hoold nat the develes knyf ay at thyn herte -- Line 2091
Thyn angre dooth thee al to soore smerte -- Line 2092
But shewe to me al thy confessioun. Line 2093
nay, quod the sike man, by seint symoun! Line 2094
I have be shryven this day at my curat. Line 2095
I have hym toold hoolly al myn estat; Line 2096
Nedeth namoore to speken of it, seith he, Line 2097
But if me list, of myn humylitee. Line 2098
Yif me thanne of thy gold, to make oure cloystre, Line 2099
Quod he, for many a muscle and many an oystre, Line 2100
Whan othere men han ben ful wel at eyse, Line 2101
Hath been oure foode, our cloystre for to reyse. Line 2102
And yet, God woot, unnethe the fundement Line 2103
Parfourned is, ne of our pavement Line 2104
Nys nat a tyle yet withinne oure wones. Line 2105
By god! we owen fourty pound for stones. Line 2106
Now help, thomas, for hym that harwed helle! Line 2107
For elles moste we oure bookes selle. Line 2108
And if yow lakke oure predicacioun, Line 2109
Thanne goth the world al to destruccioun. Line 2110
For whoso wolde us fro this world bireve, Line 2111
So God me save, thomas, by youre leve, Line 2112
He wolde bireve out of this world the sonne. Line 2113
For who kan teche and werchen as we konne? Line 2114
And that is nat of litel tyme, quod he, Line 2115
But syn elye was, or elise, Line 2116
Han freres been, that funde I of record, Line 2117
In charitee, ythanked be oure lord! Line 2118
Now thomas, help, for seinte charitee! Line 2119
And doun anon he sette hym on his knee. Line 2120
This sike man wax wel ny wood for ire; Line 2121
He wolde that the frere had been on-fire, Line 2122
With his false dissymulacioun. Line 2123
Swich thyng as is in my possessioun, Line 2124
Quod he, that may I yeve yow, and noon oother. Line 2125
Ye sey me thus, how that I am youre brother? Line 2126
Ye, certes, quod the frere, trusteth weel. Line 2127
I took oure dame oure lettre with oure seel. Line 2128
Now wel, quod he, and somwhat shal I yive Line 2129
Unto youre hooly covent whil I lyve; Line 2130
And in thyn hand thou shalt it have anon, Line 2131
On this condicion, and oother noon, Line 2132
That thou departe it so, my deere brother, Line 2133
That every frere have also muche as oother. Line 2134
This shaltou swere on thy professioun, Line 2135
Withouten fraude or cavillacioun. Line 2136
I swere it, quod this frere, by my feith! Line 2137
And therwithal his hand in his he leith, Line 2138
Lo, heer my feith; in me shal be no lak. Line 2139
Now thanne, put in thyn hand doun by my bak, Line 2140
Seyde this man, and grope wel bihynde. Line 2141
Bynethe my buttok there shaltow fynde Line 2142
A thyng that I have hyd in pryvetee. Line 2143
A! thoghte this frere, that shal go with me! Line 2144
And doun his hand he launcheth to the clifte, Line 2145
In hope for to fynde there a yifte. Line 2146
And whan this sike man felte this frere Line 2147
Aboute his tuwel grope there and heere, Line 2148
Amydde his hand he leet the frere a fart, Line 2149
Ther nys no capul, drawynge in a cart, Line 2150
That myghte have lete a fart of swich a soun. Line 2151
The frere up stirte as dooth a wood leoun, -- Line 2152
A! false cherl, quod he, for goddes bones! Line 2153
This hastow for despit doon for the nones. Line 2154
Thou shalt abye this fart, if that I may! Line 2155
His meynee, whiche that herden this affray, Line 2156
Cam lepynge in and chaced out the frere; Line 2157
And forth he gooth, with a ful angry cheere, Line 2158
And fette his felawe, ther as lay his stoor. Line 2159
He looked as it were a wilde boor; Line 2160
He grynte with his teeth, so was he wrooth. Line 2161
A sturdy paas doun to the court he gooth, Line 2162
Wher as ther woned a man of greet honour, Line 2163
To whom that he was alwey confessour. Line 2164
This worthy man was lord of that village. Line 2165
This frere cam as he were in a rage, Line 2166
Where as this lord sat etyng at his bord; Line 2167
Unnethes myghte the frere speke a word, Line 2168
Til atte laste he seyde, God yow see! Line 2169
This lord gan looke, and seide, benedicitee! Line 2170
What, frere john, what maner world is this? Line 2171
I se wel that som thyng ther is amys; Line 2172
Ye looken as the wode were ful of thevys. Line 2173
Sit doun anon, and tel me what youre grief is, Line 2174
And it shal been amended, if I may. Line 2175
I have, quod he, had a despit this day, Line 2176
God yelde yow, adoun in youre village, Line 2177
That in this world is noon so povre a page Line 2178
That he nolde have abhomynacioun Line 2179
Of that I have receyved in youre toun. Line 2180
And yet ne greveth me nothyng so soore, Line 2181
As that this olde cherl with lokkes hoore Line 2182
Blasphemed hath oure hooly covent eke. Line 2183
Now, maister, quod this lord, I yow biseke, -- Line 2184
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No maister, sire, quod he, but servitour, Line 2185
Thogh I have had in scole that honour. Line 2186
God liketh nat that -- raby -- men us calle, Line 2187
Neither in market ne in youre large halle. Line 2188
No fors, quod he, but tel me al youre grief. Line 2189
Sire, quod this frere, and odious meschief Line 2190
This day bityd is to myn ordre and me, Line 2191
And so, per consequens, to ech degree Line 2192
Of hooly chirche, God amende it soone! Line 2193
Sire, quod the lord, ye woot what is to doone. Line 2194
Distempre yow noght, ye be my confessour; Line 2195
Ye been the salt of the erthe and the savour. Line 2196
For goddes love, youre pacience ye holde! Line 2197
Tel me youre grief; and anon hym tolde, Line 2198
As ye han herd biforn, ye woot wel what. Line 2199
The lady of the hous ay stille sat Line 2200
Til she had herd what the frere sayde. Line 2201
Ey, goddes mooder, quod she, blisful mayde! Line 2202
Is ther oght elles? telle me feithfully. Line 2203
Madame, quod he, how thynke ye herby? Line 2204
How that me thynketh? quod she, so God me speede, Line 2205
I seye, a cherl hath doon a cherles dede. Line 2206
What shold I seye? God lat hym nevere thee! Line 2207
His sike heed is ful of vanytee; Line 2208
I holde hym in a manere frenesye. Line 2209
Madame, quod he, by god, I shal nat lye Line 2210
But in on oother wyse may be wreke, Line 2211
I shal disclaundre hym over al ther I speke, Line 2212
This false blasphemour, that charged me Line 2213
To parte that wol nat departed be, Line 2214
To every man yliche, with meschaunce! Line 2215
The lord sat stille as he were in a traunce, Line 2216
And in his herte he rolled up and doun, Line 2217
How hadde this cherl ymaginacioun Line 2218
To shewe swich a probleme to the frere? Line 2219
Nevere erst er now herde I of swich mateere. Line 2220
I trowe the devel putte it in his mynde. Line 2221
In ars-metrike shal ther no man fynde, Line 2222
Biforn this day, of swich a question. Line 2223
Who sholde make a demonstracion Line 2224
That every man sholde have yliche his part Line 2225
As of the soun or savour of a fart? Line 2226
O nyce, proude cherl, I shrewe his face! Line 2227
Lo, sires, quod the lord, with harde grace! Line 2228
Who evere herde of swich a thyng er now? Line 2229
To every man ylike, tel me how? Line 2230
It is an inpossible, it may nat be. Line 2231
Ey, nyce cherl, God lete him nevere thee! Line 2232
The rumblynge of a fart, and every soun, Line 2233
Nis but of eir reverberacioun, Line 2234
And evere it wasteth litel and litel awey. Line 2235
Ther is no man kan deemen, by my fey, Line 2236
If that it were departed equally. Line 2237
What, lo, my cherl, lo, yet how shrewedly Line 2238
Unto my confessour to-day he spak! Line 2239
I holde hym certeyn a demonyak! Line 2240
Now ete youre mete, and lat the cherl go pleye; Line 2241
Lat hym go honge hymself a devel weye! Line 2242
Now stood the lordes squier at the bord, Line 2243
That karf his mete, and herde word by word Line 2244
Of alle thynges whiche I have yow sayd. Line 2245
My lord, quod he, be ye nat yvele apayd, Line 2246
I koude telle, for a gowne-clooth, Line 2247
To yow, sire frere, so ye be nat wrooth, Line 2248
How that this fart sholde evene deled be Line 2249
Among youre covent, if it lyked me. Line 2250
Tel, quod the lord, and thou shalt have anon Line 2251
A gowne-clooth, by God and by seint john! Line 2252
My lord, quod he, whan that the weder is fair, Line 2253
Withouten wynd or perturbynge of air, Line 2254
Lat brynge a cartwheel heere into this halle; Line 2255
But looke that it have his spokes alle, -- Line 2256
Twelve spokes hath a cartwheel comunly. Line 2257
And bryng me thanne twelve freres, woot ye why? Line 2258
For thrittene is a covent, as I gesse. Line 2259
Youre confessour heere, for his worthynesse, Line 2260
Shal parfoune up the nombre of his covent, Line 2261
Thanne shal they knele doun, by oon assent, Line 2262
And to every spokes ende, in this manere, Line 2263
Ful sadly leye his nose shal a frere. Line 2264
Youre noble confessour -- there God hym save! -- Line 2265
Shal holde his nose upright under the nave. Line 2266
Thanne shal this cherl, with bely stif and toght Line 2267
As any tabour, hyder been ybroght; Line 2268
And sette hym on the wheel right of this cart. Line 2269
Upon the nave, and make hym lete a fart. Line 2270
And ye shul seen, up peril of my lyf, Line 2271
By preeve which that is demonstratif, Line 2272
That equally the soun of it wol wende, Line 2273
And eke the stynk, unto the spokes ende. Line 2274
Save that this worthy man, youre confessour, Line 2275
By cause he is a man of greet honour, Line 2276
Shal have the firste fruyt, as resoun is. Line 2277
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The noble usage of freres yet is this, Line 2278
The worthy men of hem shul first be served; Line 2279
And certeinly he hath it well disserved. Line 2280
He hath to-day taught us so muche good Line 2281
With prechyng in the pulpit the he stood, Line 2282
That I may vouche sauf, I sey for me, Line 2283
He hadde the firste smel of fartes thre; Line 2284
And so wolde al his covent hardily, Line 2285
He bereth hym so faire and hoolily. Line 2286
The lord, the lady, and ech man, save the frere, Line 2287
Seyde that jankyn spak, in this matere, Line 2288
As wel as euclide dide or ptholomee. Line 2289
Touchynge the cherl, they seyde, subtiltee Line 2290
And heigh wit made hym speken as he spak; Line 2291
He nys no fool, ne no demonyak. Line 2292
And jankyn hath ywonne a newe gowne. -- Line 2293
My tale is doon; we been almost at towne. Line 2294