Bronze Reporter [Volume: 1, Issue: 18]

~THE BRONZE REPORTER

Saturday, March 20, 1954

By Bud Fisher

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By Charles Kuhn

YES, BUT 'VE BEEN GOIN~ T~ &
TH~_NEW, YOUNG DOCTOR IN |
TH~ NEXT BLOCK ~

GRANDMA, I
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OHN N. LOHAN, Pottery Road, Washington, Missouri, has a business
associate who fears death. If a trip by car or bus is planned, he
starts hanging a black crepe. ~~For goodness sake be careful,~~ he will
say. ~I don~t see why you want to get out in all that terrible traffic,
ine of these days you~re going to get killed.~
| John Lohan says he never had any fear of travel, never even gave
seria of anything happening until one day he
had to make'a business trip to Chicago. As soon as
this friend heard about it he started with the same

long trip; what if something happens?~ And, ~~One
of these days you~re going to be brought home in
a} basket.~

| The morning he was to leave on this, trip the
telephone rang and sure enough it was his: friend
trying to make him change his mind. By the time
John reached-Chicago he was a wreck mentally
thout being in a wreck. He had been imagining
ail sorts of trouble. He could actually see himself in a basket. Of
chose! he didn~t enjoy that trip, but after returning home and thinking
over the incident, he realized how foolish he had been and he made
up his mind it would never happen again. Since. then he always remembers ~~What~s to be will be, and there isn~t anything I can do
about it.. If I~m to have an accident or if I~m to die it will be the Will
God and. it can happen right here on a street in our little town as
wlell as on a highway. I won't be able to stop it so why sit around and
worry and wait.~

| Today he enjoys his trips and plans to continue them free from

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In the last half-century, the
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REAT your lingerie to proper
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longer and lovelier life.

Holes and spreading on delicate
lingerie are frequently caused by
rubbing the materia] between hands
with cake. soap. This causes wringing and twisting. of the delicate
threads, too.

Proper washing of any delicate
lingerie consists of gently squeezing rich,suds through the garment.
Rinse, just-as you wash, by ~
ing water gently.

Black specks in lingerie are
caused by not using enough soap
or detergent. These. greasy blotches
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RECIPE OF THE WEEK

Chive Cheese Omelet
(Serves 4)

1 teaspoon chopped chives

1 3-ounce~ package cream cheese
3 eggs, separated
2 tablespoons. milk
Salt, pepper
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cheese. Add egg yolks and mix
well. Add milk and seasonings.
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Pour into a. well greased skillet

and cook over low heat for about
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move any soil remaining. _

Streaking of lingerie may be
caused by not rolling in a Turkish towel immediately after washing. Do. not leave the garment
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