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ELL, THEN WHY
BO Nou WANT -
A MARRIAGE

WELL, WHEN
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"TAKE THIS NOTE TO
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AND BRING BACK
THE THINGS SHE

~come IN, JITTER.
YOURE Just THE
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JITTERS BEEN GONE TWo HOURS
~E SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
THAN TO SEND HIM!

_ backs ra.

~their own jokes? This is am unfailing habit which can be traced

now on television when you see

~them. laugh as well as hear them

~ ~ ~ ~ There have been two particularly pointed quotations on this
subject by far greater people than.
this cohumnist s0.I respectfully submit them to comedians gratis if

they promise to study them: tae

jest loses its point when the jester
laughs. himself~? ~ Schiller; ~He
must not laugh at his gwn wheeze;
ja snuff-box has no right to sneeze~~
~Preston. Since these were writ~ten long before the advent of raidio we are to assume that come-.|\dians in years gone by have al
iways found it necessary to ~laugh
it up~ along with their. suffering
audience... Perhaps their rea
soning is that it is bettas for them

to laugh than not to have anyone
laugh at all,

The true comedy masters on radio and television today are

Groucho Max, Jack Benny, George ~

Burns and Danny Thomas... All
are proficient in their field because
of their acute sense of timing which
does not permit them to so much
as turn up their mouths in;a smile
| when getting off their funniest lines

~ ~ - Please note, Milton Berle, |

| Rea Skelton, | ~Bob Hope. and com-.

pany.

PLATTER CHATTER
COLUMBIA: The best version:

~of ~Woman~ is by far Jose Fer
| ver~s with his charming wife, Rose
mary Cieongy taking on ~Man~
en the flip side... Real cute...

Felicia Sanders does a marvelous |

job on that beautiful _lnllaby, ~My
7~,. ~ Reverse
| has ~For Sale, One Broken Heart,~~

| probably more commercial but we
| personally favor the lullaby..., CAPFROL: ~Rosita~ is revived

| 4m fine fashion by Freddie Chap
man... ~Plirtin~ With the Blues~~

~~}~m Lonesome for Someone~ and
~How Can I Love You~ eee An
- ~ Jimmy Work does*
well with a couple of torchies~

Saturday, January 30, 1954.

other oldie, ~~You Made Me Love -
You~ has heen revived by Bob.

Manning and it should still go big.

Nearly 55 per ~cent of al~ the
heat and méchanical- energy produced in this country from 13800
oe 1950 was derived from

" Each wage employee in the steel:

_ 4ndustry has exactly three income

tax~ exemptions on the average,
including the worker, with two
dependents. This is one less than
is widely assumed to represent the
average American family.

' The drying of paint jobs applied
to small objects in manufacture is
usually accomplished with the aid -
of a moving track that carries
them through ~a baking oven after
the finish has been sprayed on in
stationary booths. 2

The oldest U.S. operating coal

~ mine is at Ocean, Maryland, has

been ha bituminops coal
since 1842,:

Per capita use of ot ee in
Greece is only five per cent of that

in the U.S., but Greek electrical |:

energy production will double in.1955 with completion ofa = Se generating plant. ~

-A new bathing suit made, of reste
treated paper does not disintegrate
whén wet, is said to be as strong
as cloth, and many. times. cheaper.

' A spokesman for the trucking in-:
~dustry says that trucks now han
~@le 77 per cent of all freight~
| ~with every item we use, buy or
| ~sell being handled at least once
| -by truck.

King Ton Saud of Saudi Arabia
recenty ordered $50,000 worth of
commercia) cooking equipment,

from an American concern.~ It~s~
' gaid that the king~s kitchen takes

up 15,000. square feet~slightly. less

than half the area of @ foothaD

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